"It is rumored Zuka plans to run for president in the future. When questioned which party he would run under Zuka replied,"You sir are a pervert. I don't ride Donkeys or Elephants like that...unless they're cute, which they're not! Those two are not worthy of my sauce!!"
"Zuka's first act as president: Amending state names....Zukabama, Zuklaska, Zukazona, Zukansas, Zukafornia, Zukarado, Connetizuka, Delazuka, Zukida, Zukeorgia, Zukwaii, Zukaho, Zukanois, Zukdiana, Zukawa, Zuksas, Zuktucky, Zukiana, Zukaine, Zukaland, Zukachussetts, Michizuka, Minnezuka, Zukissippi, Zukouri, Zuktana, Zukbraska, Zukavada, New Zukashire, New Zuksey, New Zukico, New Zukork, North Zukalina, North Zukota, Zukio, Zuklahoma, Orezuka, Zukavania, Rhode Zuka, South Zukalina, South Zukota, Zukessee, Zukexas, Zuktah, Zukamont, Zukginia, Zukington, West Zukginia, Zukconsin, Zukyoming."