"South Americans are often better at football than other nations simply because every goal means an extra bottle of Zukasauce."
"Whenever they win the World Cup, Zuka comes down and personally delivers fresh squeezed Zukasauce right from the factory floor."
"After embarrassing other nations for multiple years, the Olympic games have officially been replaced by the Zuka games. Only nations conquered by Zuka can attend."
"Whenever the torch for the Zuka games is lit, it must be carried around the world without using any hands, feet, or teeth. Torch bearers must train for years before they are able to properly carry the torch."
"For the first Zuka games, Zuka carried the torch the entire distance along with his banner. He didn't even break a sweat."