* CS Lewis changed his children's masterpiece "The Zuka, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" to "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" after he realized the Jesus analog was a bit to heavy handed in the first version.
* ABC tried to air "Touched by a Zuka" but all the actors and most of the crew (including the men) became pregnant after the pilot.
* Meteorologists refuse to name any tropical storm "Hurricane Zuka" because Zuka doesn't loose energy when he makes land fall.
* Astronomers have named the eternal storm on Jupiter "Hurricane Zuka" for obvious reasons.
* Zuka once deflect an asteroid that was about to wipe out all life on earth with his winning smile and a well timed pelvic thrust.
* One wall of young Clark Kent's (Superman) room was covered in pictures of Zuka.
* The green lantern core gave a power ring to Zuka, but took it back because he only used it to make enormous phallices.
* Zuka's testicles are so massive they form their own gravitational field. Ladies are not just figuratively drawn to Zuka they are literally drawn to him as well.
Edit: the Image is from the comic Axe Cop. It is a commic "written" by a five year old, and illustrated by a 29 year old.
http://axecop.com/