Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)

[Carn]

*gently shuts the giant door to the basement and injects self with needle*

[Skymonger]

*shudders internally*

"Uuuggh, feels like someone did something unspeakably horrific and threatning to his or her life in the basement and im probably going to regret ignoring this feeling because it grew into some kind of threat to mankind...in the basement."

"But im KINDA BUSY dealing with EXTREMELY VOLATILE ELEMENTS for Manns unholy moonshine fuel...
Do i drop what im doing now and have it take out a third of the lab because of a stupid gut feeling? Or do i ignore it and focus on something that MIGHT KILL ME NOW and deal with something that MIGHT KILL ME in the future...?

Hmmm....
"Take a third option. HUSKARR!!! I need high grade Aluminum and pressure triggers from the basement! Its for this suicidal engine! Take Richard with you please!"

[Huskarr]

*a red alarm light starts flashing with an annoyingalarm sound. I shriek up from what I'm doing.*

"HOLY SHITFUCK. THE CORE IS MELTING I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. WHAT DID YOU DO?"

*I grab a hazard suit and run to the reactor room. While running I don the suit and open the door.*

"DON'T DISTURB ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

*I close the door and start hitting the core with my mallet.*

[ShadedExalt]

I notice Carn head on down to the basement and peek my head in.  "Caaaaaaarn?  What the fuck did you do to yourself?"

[Carn]

"What? I just heard that Skymonger had an Ancient God of Destruction down their, so I decided to take a sample and inject myself with it.  Imagine me, what I could do with that kind of power........."

[Skymonger]

*table flips a full load of explosive chemicals and runs toward carn*

"NO no no no nononononononononononnononono!!! You did NOT just do that! Come here!
*grabs Carn and starts to bolt him to a table.*

"There was a REASON i kept that place PADLOCKED Carn!  I had to dig though SEVERAL Layers of titanium walls and Abominations to GET that Ancient! 
All that trouble was to keep it IN and its horrifying afteraffects from mutilating the world!

Its Power is EQUAL to its Life! My research on him showed that its absurd amount of power caused it to DECOMPOSE and rot away into dust!
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU INJECT YOURSELF?!?"

*finds it on his arm, and sees it turning into a violent shade of Purple, red and green rising rapidly towards his head*

"Aggh...damn it..."
*sigh*

"Alright...everyone back away QUICKLY from carn. In about 10 seconds...hes going to be the 'god warrior' he so wished. And...if...IF the change dosent turn him into a mindless slobbering engine of mass destruction...he will emit DEADLY AMOUNTS OF RADIATION.
So...lets just all remain calm...get our STRONGEST AND MOST DESTRUCTIVE CREATIONS and proceed to...Keep Carn in this lab.
Ok...?"

*stares at carn, already starting to be a full shade of purple.*
"I knew i shouldnt have ignored my gut feeling... We are so dead."

[Carn]

*rips through the restraints and smiles*

"Relax, It's only one to one hundred parts.  I'm not so reckless to inject pure divine destruction into my genetic makeup.  Anyways,"

*Holds up several vials*

"Imagine the market price for this stuff!"

[Skymonger]

"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...."

*grabs vials*
"Noooooooooooooooooooo~~"
"I already have a list of atrocities like you and putting liquid destruction and the end of mankind from an artificial god ISN'T going to be tacked on my list. Even I have standards."

"Give me a month to at least get rid of all the...terrible side affects."
*puts vials in a titanium case*

"By the way...that is a bad allergy reaction...are you allergic to peanuts?"

[Huskarr]

*I get out of the reactor room. Walk up to Skymonger and just grab the vials. Then I go back to the reactor room, open the door, chuck the vials in there and lock the door. I ditch my hazard suit appropriately and go back to you.*

"There problem solved. As long as the core doesn't blow us up. Anywho I'll take a shower, just to be sure that I don't get cancer."

*I walk towards the hazard shower and take one to clean myself exesively. Then I go and read a book, because saving chaladoina, from the explosion of a fusion reactor is tiring work.*

[The Mann]

*Takes a look at Demi God Carn*

"Want to arm wrestle?"

*Both take seats at a table, Positioned correctly, Skymonger signals the fight*

*Mann slams Carns arm down, knocking him off his chair*

"Get good scrub."

*Continues building a secret prototype tool*

[death note]

the gun is called mp.98 raider it is a shot gun that fires a small spread of 68 pellets with 2 cannons fireing at once with a fire rate of 2 shots per second with a damage lvl of a gatling gun and a long rang missile launcher with the rang of just further than a mortar ima continue this a little more later pm me if u have any ideas

[The Mann]

I think we need to develop a weapon to improve literature and grammar.

(This is not a serious thread Death Note, It is in The Pit - nothing in here is canon. )

[ShadedExalt]

The Grammar-Gun?

[Skymonger]

It looks like a Ray gun from cobbled up parts.
Do we need that?

[The Mann]

yes