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Title: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 02, 2016, 10:28:25 am: Huskarr's Laboratory
(http://www.safetysign.com/images/catlog/product/large/J6537.png)
My Laboratory is now accessible to everyone.
This Laboratory is a place of
(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/science_bill_nye.gif)
use it responsibly. (actually don't be, as crazy as you want to be)

You may use it to show us all your crazy ideas or crazy ask questions (just don't expect sane answers).
I have all the equipment here to create as many wierd and crazy things as you please.

Huskarr
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 02, 2016, 10:40:57 am: ok so here is my first design:
The heavy flare gun
I don't have a sketch ready cause I can't draw.

But I do have some stats ready.

The gun's damage types are fire as direct damage and the new damage type LAG as burst damage.
LAG causes all players who look at the blue flare itself to lag for a short while.
A direct hit by the flare starts 20 stacks of fire on any component that it hits. The flare itself renders all cloud cover useless for 50 seconds, but instead of lighting a single cloud up the flare lights up the whole map.

The gun is single shot and has a reload time of 40 seconds. The projectile speed is 400 m/s and the range is 750m. The arming time is one second, so the gun has an arming distance of 400m.
The angles of the gun would be 65 left and right and 45 up and down.

The guns should have some jitter, but the amount is debatable.

ohh and as extra stat the gun ignores chem cycles
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 02, 2016, 03:36:44 pm: *while giggling maniacally I cart 50 pounds of thermite and a large bucket of snails over to a hydrologic hammer and anvil*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: C r o w on June 03, 2016, 03:16:21 am: Minotaur fool gun

I still want for an April Fool's day a Minotaur machine gun.
Optimal range: 75 meters.
Maximum range: 250 meters.
Standard Projectile speed: 35 m/s
Clip size: 9 shots
Rof: 3 shots per second
Reload speed: 3 seconds
Allocation: Both heavy and light guns spots (care not for the clipping in the ship of the model, as it will only be there for April Fool's.
Total horizontal rotation angle: 90 degrees; 45 left, 45 right.
Total vertical rotation angle: 70 degrees; 50 up, 20 down.
No arming time.
Damage would be like the current minotaur.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 03, 2016, 04:24:10 pm: Jupiter Heavy Field Cannon

Piercing.

Tons, and tons, of piercing damage.

Tiny bit of secondary shatter.

One shot. 10 second reload. The force of recoil shoves the ship backwards. Pinpoint accurate. Arcs of 10/10/10/10.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 05, 2016, 06:49:38 am: (http://ypcomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wexterProgress.jpg)
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 05, 2016, 07:01:03 am: Flare Templates To deceive Enemies:
(http://puu.sh/phuKY/1c2512496c.jpg)
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 05, 2016, 12:00:52 pm: Really loving these ideas.

Carn whatever you're up to don't blow us up and show us when you're done.

The mintotaur fool guns sounds as fun as loch gat on the first day of the loch change. I am loving it. (The heavy and light weapon thing is genius)

The Jupiter heavy field gun is something I always thought was missing from the game. A heavy piercing weapon. I can see teams using double fish and a Jupiter plus flak combo. And because of the recoil a galleon with flak Jupiter wouldn't be imba.

And the pictures speak for themselves and are their own proof of awesomeness.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 05, 2016, 01:27:14 pm: You mean its Ok for me to use a harpoon gun and ferry rocket propelled lochnagar mines to some poor ship? Like a makeshift guided missile?

Or create a Blend of kerosene and moonshine for engines and drinking?

You mean its ok to take pirates in here and use them as target practice?
Or to eat them?
I hear human scum taste great when they have been purified with a rocket engine.

You mean its ok to rip the soul out of a dog and seal him in a warmachine?
What about cats?

I can mess with the contents of a flare gun so it can burn brighter than the sun?
What about melting mountains and small children? You ok with all of that?

Its your lab Husk.
My old lab got raided by Yeshan auhorities. Bastards didnt appriciate me turning small children into human tanks or using the cities entire powersupply to power a lightning gun.
I didnt MEAN to fry the fourth emperor and his royal fleet!
It was just a...test fire.
Dumbasses shouldnt have been using hydrogen!
IT WASNT MY FAULT!!
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 05, 2016, 01:46:12 pm: Welp, you're lab worked better than mine :(

I build a laboratory in the vastness to experiment on the use of Gems and Lenses as weaponry.

One day, I combined the Apollo Lense with technologies from an Anglean Zeus Coil to produce an electric ray...

Next thing I knew, I lost my entire lab and I blew three massive craters into the Vastness...

Wish you was here <3
(http://puu.sh/phP3w/6cdf2cc431.jpg)
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 05, 2016, 04:47:23 pm: I can actually attempt my automatic handheld rocket propelled grenade launcher?

My chainsaw sword?

This one big fucking mech that needs a dead guy to pilot it?
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: C r o w on June 06, 2016, 06:03:34 am: Quote from: ShadedExalt on June 05, 2016, 04:47:23 pm
I can actually attempt my automatic handheld rocket propelled grenade launcher?

My chainsaw sword?

This one big fucking mech that needs a dead guy to pilot it?

No, wait

Hear me on this

Really, stay with me

Just stay

Ok, you here?

Well

What about

A rocket

That SHOOTS ROCKETS???

What say you?

Imagine, a rocket that blows up, and with that shoots multiple other rockets around it's explosion area, and they all blow up after wards!

This, will be the... Aragane Frag Missile!

Developed in the beginning by yeashans as a ceremonial firework, it was converted as an area denial weapon after it blew up a goldfish with some misfired rockets.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 06, 2016, 10:31:24 am: Having used the hydrologic hammer to create a strange device, Carn inserts the snails into a rack. Then, he sprinkles a odd smelling purple powder on them which makes them ooze. The ooze then flows into a industrial mixing bowl containing the thermite.

"What are you talking about Huskarr? Thermite doesn't blow up on its own. It just burns at insanely high temperatures very quickly!"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 06, 2016, 12:18:56 pm: Ooh ooh ooh!

Heavy flamthrower idea!

DOES ANYONE HAVE WHITE PHOSPHORUS AND SOME SPARE THERMITE
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 06, 2016, 12:57:58 pm: "I'm mixing the thermite with snail ooze to create a flammable jelly. You can make the gun if you want though."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 06, 2016, 02:18:51 pm: Quote from: The Mann on June 05, 2016, 01:46:12 pm
Welp, you're lab worked better than mine :(

I build a laboratory in the vastness to experiment on the use of Gems and Lenses as weaponry.

One day, I combined the Apollo Lense with technologies from an Anglean Zeus Coil to produce an electric ray...

Next thing I knew, I lost my entire lab and I blew three massive craters into the Vastness...

Wish you was here <3
(http://puu.sh/phP3w/6cdf2cc431.jpg)

Mann senpai, i hope you understand the importance of an off switch now...
Even if my experiments are morally questionable, i still keep a failsafe around.
...For instance...I once accidently let a few prototype human tanks loose during testing off the coast of tamblair near anglea. They ended up going to the now forgotton town of Vikshire and wiped it off the face of the planet... All attempts to get them back ended in failure and they started reproducing...

So...long story short, i simply glassed the whole island with a tesla bomb and paid the Anglean military to look the other way.
...not my best experiment.

Quote from: Carn on June 06, 2016, 12:57:58 pm
"I'm mixing the thermite with snail ooze to create a flammable jelly. You can make the gun if you want though."

Carn...isnt that napalm...?
...never mind. Umm...i could probably make it for you, do you want it pressure based, or shot from a cannister? Its quite important that i know what will hold the jelly so i dont have a gun that melts in my hand.
By the way, have you tried adding a lochnagar concentration to that? Ive heard good things about it.

Quote from: ShadedExalt on June 06, 2016, 12:18:56 pm

Ooh ooh ooh!

Heavy flamthrower idea!

DOES ANYONE HAVE WHITE PHOSPHORUS AND SOME SPARE THERMITE

SHADE!
Its in the bottom cabinet next to that workbench! Courtesy from Carn! And while you are at it, get me a blowtorch and a Flak jacket!
Gunna need it for carn's Crazy snail shit!
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 06, 2016, 03:23:09 pm: *Rummages through the cabinet, pulling out pressure vessels of all kinds, various chemicals, a blowtorch and flak jacket, and finally white phosphorous.*

I'll just steal some of that thermite there...

I SHALL RETURN
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 06, 2016, 03:58:53 pm: ok seriously I have to open up 2 rules.

1st: DON'T DESTROY ANYTHING THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYED, TO TEST WHATEVER YOU HAVE BUILT.

2nd: If you want to do human experiments ask me first. I have to review those on a case to case basis. I'll get into trouble with the Chaladonian ethics commity. Don't want that to happen again.

*Creates big poster of the two rules and hangs it up in the laboratory. Goes to his thinking room, and starts thinking about how to create a flux converter that can run tar and moonshine at the same time without destroying an engine within 3 seconds.*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 06, 2016, 05:25:22 pm: "Of course it's napalm! An experimental variety at least. The second variety at least. The first used hagfish. Very long story short, the slime was produced faster than the thermite could consume the hagfish, resulting in hagfish excreting burning ooze. Many things burned, a few things exploded, I introduced Skywhales to spicy food, and now we have noxious clouds and acid rain. On a positive note, the Skywhale clans have befriended me."

*Sets down a dangerous looking bucket*

"Here is a sample for anyone who wants to design the delivery method."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Richard LeMoon on June 06, 2016, 10:13:10 pm: Richard sits in a corner, humming quietly to himself as he welds three Phobos mine launchers together on a Hwatcha mount while sitting on a pile of partially disassembled mines and fly-by-wire missile (seriously, get devapp) parts. A half- burned parchment rests at his feet with some scribbles of mechanical bits and one recognizable word: Deimos.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 06, 2016, 11:56:21 pm: When did richard walk in?
That blast door is heavy and loud, we would have noticed him... Meh. Whatever, if he wants to climb in through a window, im not gunna judge.
RICHARD! dont sit on those mines you bellend! They still have explosives in them!
Im not scraping your ass off the walls mate! Aint got time for that.

Quote from: Carn on June 06, 2016, 05:25:22 pm
*Sets down a dangerous looking bucket*
"Here is a sample for anyone who wants to design the delivery method."

Thank you. Ill try out a pressure based delivery system.
And if it explodes and sets half the lab on fire, we will just shove the repair bills in huskarrs face and blame it on shade.
He IS making that crazy flamethrower.

Excuse me...
*procedes on jury rigging a pressurizer to a small canister of...snailpalm.*
...now if i just use the blueprints of a dragon flamethrower and maybe tie in the extra PSI from an external boiler and concentrate that into a single chamber...
*begins welding and hammering...*
...i could possibly use the absurd pressure blast to launch carns burning snail shit at some poor dunce like some kind of monster spitting a burning ball of vomit...it be a flamehrower with insanity...and sickness...

...the problem is...what if i add in too much pressure...? Would the gun explode and coat all of us in fire...?
Better add in flame retardant vests as a rule...

...
...
...
Carn stop staring at me. Go burn that poster that Huskarr tacked on the wall. It looks REALLY obnoxious. Make it look like an accident.
Theres bound to be alot of those. He will never know.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 07, 2016, 03:28:29 am: "Sky, what blast door? Waiiiit are you telling me that you guys did all this in the main room?"

*frantically chem sprays everything and everyone. Then moves the designs to the appropriate rooms.*

"Are you kidding me people? Now go and continue. Oh and Carn don't even think about it. I developed this permanent chemical spray for a reason."

*Chem sprays himself and the poster. Then continues his own work with the appropriate security measures.*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 07, 2016, 06:04:23 am: *Throws torch at the chemed poster*

"Mwahahaha napalm infused chemspray complete. "

*returns to dark burnt corner*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 07, 2016, 07:18:44 am: *Shakes head, for the chem is mightier than the flame.*

"Now that I finished my flux converter design. I'll go and get a patent on it. But before I leave I have to do something."

*grabs the auto rebuild tool from Alliance and applies it to the lab.*

"Since you guys want to destroy my lab it will be destroyed, but by me! Don't worry your things will be where you left them, I think. Anywho I'll be back soon. See ya!"

*leaves the lab and shoots incendiary gas mortar at it. Then some flares. Walks away while the lab burns down and starts rebuilding itself.*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 07, 2016, 10:56:37 am: *as I come back I gaze athe the shiny new lab.*

"Huh that was probably an overreaction. I should probably appologize and put another auto rebuild on it."

*enters the lab*

"Hey guys. That was probably an overreaction. I'm sorry. Anywho does anyone need some help?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 07, 2016, 12:02:32 pm: *Carn throws off the fire proof tarp on himself and his equipment*

"Well, most of my snails still live, none of the thermite caught fire,"

*He notices what used to be the sample bucket, which appears to be melting through the floor*

"That could be a problem though. What's below us?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 07, 2016, 01:12:07 pm: Quote from: Carn on June 07, 2016, 12:02:32 pm
*Carn throws off the fire proof tarp on himself and his equipment*

"Well, most of my snails still live, none of the thermite caught fire,"

*He notices what used to be the sample bucket, which appears to be melting through the floor*

"That could be a problem though. What's below us?"

"Oh nothing really...just a natural gas pocket and possibly some oil resevoirs. No biggie."

"By the way...that Thermal jelly? I left some on that bench over there, and its still burning.
Tried using an extinguisher on it. Its not working.
I think it burnt through a chemical spray coat too."

"But thats not important, i managed to put together a Flamethrower rifle using your thermal jelly.
Squirts streams of unyielding fire, or blasts flares from hell depending on your sadistic nature to watch enemies burn.
...in theory."

"The truth was i ignited some of that jelly to test its burn threshhold. Y know...what i should use as material so the gun dosent explode. Or melt.
It hasnt stopped burning for 24 hours man! Even if i deprive it of oxygen!"

"So i figured...YOU should have the honor of firing it so if it DOES explode and coats you with the fires of hell itself...the secret should be taken with you right?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 07, 2016, 01:25:15 pm: "Well thank you, fortunately I have flame retardant notes in the wall safe. So if this does kill me, you can make more."

*Taking the rifle, Carn at a dummy made of titanium rods with a coconut head*

"You might want to stand back."

*Carn flicks the rifle to spray*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 07, 2016, 01:46:53 pm: *backs up slowly and puts on a Welding mask and Apron and turns around
Then awaits carns possible demise.*

"...fuck i should have made him sign a waver. I dont want his family suing..."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 07, 2016, 01:56:07 pm: "Sorry, have to ask, Flame Retardant?"

*Laughs Hysterically for absolutely no reason.*

*cough*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 07, 2016, 02:26:13 pm: Quote from: The Mann on June 07, 2016, 01:56:07 pm
"Sorry, have to ask, Flame Retardant?"

*Laughs Hysterically for absolutely no reason.*

*cough*

Mann senpai, shoo shoo.
Don't want you to be burned into a crispy retard now.
No one would eat you.

By the way, have a cough drop. Might prevent lung cancer.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 07, 2016, 02:41:47 pm: Shaded shows up again wearing a hazmat suit with an asbestos outer layer

"GUYS I'VE DONE IT COME AND LOOOOOOK- OOH, what's that that Carn has?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 07, 2016, 03:44:42 pm: *Carn pulls the trigger and a monstrous jet of flame spews out, incinerating the dummy and beginning to melt the wall. Carn let's go of the trigger.*

"I'm in love."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 07, 2016, 04:02:14 pm: Quote from: Carn on June 07, 2016, 03:44:42 pm
*Carn pulls the trigger and a monstrous jet of flame spews out, incinerating the dummy and beginning to melt the wall. Carn let's go of the trigger.*

"I'm in love."

"You are very welcome. Now, if you want to make it bigger, ask shade about that. Im sure he has a working prototype. A simple modification is all it should take....unless he duck taped it somewhere.
All you gotta do is give it a name, and test its Flare function."

*stares at the melting wall of 30 inch steel*

"Im thinking 'purge'"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: C r o w on June 07, 2016, 05:23:55 pm: Well, things excalated quickly.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 07, 2016, 09:56:47 pm: Quote from: Crow of Cainhurst on June 07, 2016, 05:23:55 pm
Well, things excalated quickly.

"This is what happens when you let a bunch of inventive psychopaths loose in an underground bunker filled to the brim with dangerous parts.

We build shit.

Now get me a pencil. I gotta talk to huskarr about property damage and the possibility of one our inventions hitting the market. We gotta get paid or else Huskarr is gunna have a mental breakdown keeping this place standing."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 08, 2016, 07:01:26 am: "yeah you guys should probably start selling some of the designs. I've you could give me 30% of what you get that'd be great. I don't actually want to keep the lab like this. I want to make it better, faster and stronger. As much as I hate monetary systems that is apparently what it takes. Anywho does anyone need some help or can I go think of other things?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 08, 2016, 10:51:44 am: Help me modify this Whirlwind Chassis to contain Flare Gun Barrels.

A semi automatic Flare Gun is just what we need for grants.

Imaging the money.

"Pirate Prevention! Scare you're attackers away with a large beacon of holy green!"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 08, 2016, 02:48:22 pm: I believe that my mixture of white phosphorous and molecular thermite could have it's consistency improved if we mixed in Carn's Snailpalm! Either way, my new gun shall be dubbed the Hellfire... Something!
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 08, 2016, 11:03:52 pm: Quote from: ShadedExalt on June 08, 2016, 02:48:22 pm
I believe that my mixture of white phosphorous and molecular thermite could have it's consistency improved if we mixed in Carn's Snailpalm! Either way, my new gun shall be dubbed the Hellfire... Something!

Hellfire purge?

Burn pirates!
Melt anglea!
Incinerate chaladon!
Barbeque skywhales!
Set the atmosphere on fire!
Watch the world burn!

Do it all for three easy payments of 99.99!
Comes in a personal rifle form
Or ship mounted form. Installation free.

*Patented by huskarrs mental patients on sublevel 36!*

Should be a good advertisement.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 09, 2016, 05:07:26 am: "The Mann that idea is glorious. I wouldn't bother with modifiying an existing one. I'd just use the design as inspiration. We also have to change the reload mechanism of the flares for this to be efficient. We should also improve the ball bearing (I have no idea what the actual english word is so sorry), so that we get to keep the arcs of the flare gun.

The add for the hellfire purge sounds pretty good. I think we can start developing an efficient production method for that."

*starts helping The Mann with the whirlwind flare gun*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 09, 2016, 12:29:09 pm: "What if, instead of a ball bearing mechanism for moving weapons into arc; we apply a canister of chemical spray, a dispenser and some superconducting wire coils."

*Laughs maniacally*

"We will apply a superconducting magnetic field for operating the weapon with almost 360 degree field of arc!"

"Limitless arcs, limitless Flaring, Unlimited money!"

*Runs away to grab parts*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 10, 2016, 06:21:27 am: "The Mann you are a genius!!!"

*Starts assembling the whirlwind flare gun.*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Richard LeMoon on June 10, 2016, 11:28:12 am: Richard adjusts ones more bolt and stands back to admire his work. He pulls back the covering canvas and flips an open book on the floor.

"It is done."

(http://i.imgur.com/sABf4pY.jpg)
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 10, 2016, 12:45:03 pm: *Sheds a tear*

"its beautiful"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 10, 2016, 03:17:53 pm: "Its terrifying yet...beautiful in a freakish sort of way."
"Too bad we can never fire it. It violates 46 rules of war crimes set by the Guild.
63 if we tack on the yeshans and Angleans."

"Still...it probably wouldnt hurt to fire...Once right...?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 10, 2016, 09:07:14 pm: "Excuse me? Anglea has war crimes? When did this happen? Anyways, the Hellfire Purge violates a fair amount anyways....... ANGLEA HAS WAR CRIMES?"

*Pulls out a rumpled document titled Carn Marauder Record*

"Anyone want to try and tally my bounty?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Richard LeMoon on June 11, 2016, 01:20:16 am: Just saw the Fireside. Thanks for the nod. Sending Muse some clarifications on operation.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 11, 2016, 01:45:44 pm: MUSE has heard about us?

Really?
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 11, 2016, 04:42:50 pm: yup I was there Muse has heard about this
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 11, 2016, 04:45:03 pm: You're welcome :P

Lots of salutes today
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 11, 2016, 05:08:11 pm: gg

maybe we'll finally get a heavy flamer/hades/gatling
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 11, 2016, 08:44:10 pm: That be cool, we would finally have a weapon worthy of the Fire clan.

...oh by the way. No one open that Huge blast door in my room that looks like its been padlocked 500 times over.
Thats for me to know, and no one to fuck with.
Kinda like Carn's list of atrocities and Mann's Psychiatric records.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 12, 2016, 06:11:26 am: "Skymonger what are you up to?"

*Takes a barrier band with the words "Huskarr's laboratory: DANGER do not cross" writen on it and puts it up around the blast door.*

"Hey The Mann I finished the whirlwind flare gun. You should probably go and get a patent on it."

*goes to his thinking corner and starts working on something that will allow ships to brace sandstorms without taking damage.*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 12, 2016, 06:16:02 am: Quote from: Skymonger on June 11, 2016, 08:44:10 pm
Mann's Psychiatric records.

The doctor said I was psychologically incapacitated with major psychosis and terrible fashion sence...

I think I passed!
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Richard LeMoon on June 12, 2016, 09:05:26 am: This way, gentlemen.

*leads everyone outside to a waiting Pyramidian at the skydock and hands out pamphlets*

Behold the newest in ship equipment. I have taken the liberty of adding extra-thick dust-blocking grease auto-injection devices on all mechanical parts, and a reroute-able extensive air filtration system to the engines. With a push of a button on the helm, dust and tar are a problem of the past. One small caveat. Don't leave it on too long. The longer you use it, the slower your mechanisms will operate. It takes a few seconds for the extra grease to clear out and the filters to disengage, so take care with the timing.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 12, 2016, 09:12:15 am: "ooh"

"Can moonshine also be applied?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 12, 2016, 04:13:11 pm: Quote from: Richard LeMoon on June 12, 2016, 09:05:26 am

The longer you use it, the slower your mechanisms will operate. It takes a few seconds for the extra grease to clear out and the filters to disengage, so take care with the timing.

"That concerns me. Are you saying that extra grease causes the engines to stall out?
If this was an Airplane, thats an extremely dangerous tool in the wrong hands.
Is it not possible for you burn the engines out in an emergency?"

"Why don't you just apply an exterior coating and overhaul the filter system? Wouldn't that be safer?"

Quote from: Huskarr on June 12, 2016, 06:11:26 am
"Skymonger what are you up to?"

Im up to alot of things.
Making a chemical Extinguisher spray...
Developing Man portable Anti ship weaponry...
Steam walkers and Mountain movers...
Morally questionable human experiments involving a Tank and a small child...
Lightning cannons and tesla bombs...
Hiding an Ancient god warrior of mass destruction in this lab...

And of course, can't forget...making a more dangerous combination of fuel that puts moonshine to shame. Mann will love it.
The problem is making an engine using it that dosent blow up half the lab.

So...what VILE manner of judgement from society will you throw upon me that Anglea, Yesha, and The Barons havent?
Im already a "threat to the survival of mankind" by those greedy thugs of the Mercantile guild.
I doubt ill lose more sleep.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 12, 2016, 04:47:48 pm: "it better be drinkable"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 12, 2016, 06:03:20 pm: Quote from: The Mann on June 12, 2016, 04:47:48 pm
"it better be drinkable"

"You drink anything. Shut up. If it dosent explode in your stomach and burn your ass, ITS DRINKABLE.
SHOULD you drink it? No. Does that stop you? HELL NO."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 12, 2016, 06:29:45 pm: *gently shuts the giant door to the basement and injects self with needle*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 13, 2016, 01:14:58 am: *shudders internally*

"Uuuggh, feels like someone did something unspeakably horrific and threatning to his or her life in the basement and im probably going to regret ignoring this feeling because it grew into some kind of threat to mankind...in the basement."

"But im KINDA BUSY dealing with EXTREMELY VOLATILE ELEMENTS for Manns unholy moonshine fuel...
Do i drop what im doing now and have it take out a third of the lab because of a stupid gut feeling? Or do i ignore it and focus on something that MIGHT KILL ME NOW and deal with something that MIGHT KILL ME in the future...?

Hmmm....
"Take a third option. HUSKARR!!! I need high grade Aluminum and pressure triggers from the basement! Its for this suicidal engine! Take Richard with you please!"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 13, 2016, 03:20:52 am: *a red alarm light starts flashing with an annoyingalarm sound. I shriek up from what I'm doing.*

"HOLY SHITFUCK. THE CORE IS MELTING I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. WHAT DID YOU DO?"

*I grab a hazard suit and run to the reactor room. While running I don the suit and open the door.*

"DON'T DISTURB ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

*I close the door and start hitting the core with my mallet.*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 13, 2016, 01:16:18 pm: I notice Carn head on down to the basement and peek my head in. "Caaaaaaarn? What the fuck did you do to yourself?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 13, 2016, 01:47:15 pm: "What? I just heard that Skymonger had an Ancient God of Destruction down their, so I decided to take a sample and inject myself with it. Imagine me, what I could do with that kind of power........."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 13, 2016, 02:18:36 pm: *table flips a full load of explosive chemicals and runs toward carn*

"NO no no no nononononononononononnononono!!! You did NOT just do that! Come here!
*grabs Carn and starts to bolt him to a table.*

"There was a REASON i kept that place PADLOCKED Carn! I had to dig though SEVERAL Layers of titanium walls and Abominations to GET that Ancient!
All that trouble was to keep it IN and its horrifying afteraffects from mutilating the world!

Its Power is EQUAL to its Life! My research on him showed that its absurd amount of power caused it to DECOMPOSE and rot away into dust!
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU INJECT YOURSELF?!?"

*finds it on his arm, and sees it turning into a violent shade of Purple, red and green rising rapidly towards his head*

"Aggh...damn it..."
*sigh*

"Alright...everyone back away QUICKLY from carn. In about 10 seconds...hes going to be the 'god warrior' he so wished. And...if...IF the change dosent turn him into a mindless slobbering engine of mass destruction...he will emit DEADLY AMOUNTS OF RADIATION.
So...lets just all remain calm...get our STRONGEST AND MOST DESTRUCTIVE CREATIONS and proceed to...Keep Carn in this lab.
Ok...?"

*stares at carn, already starting to be a full shade of purple.*
"I knew i shouldnt have ignored my gut feeling... We are so dead."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 13, 2016, 02:39:55 pm: *rips through the restraints and smiles*

"Relax, It's only one to one hundred parts. I'm not so reckless to inject pure divine destruction into my genetic makeup. Anyways,"

*Holds up several vials*

"Imagine the market price for this stuff!"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 13, 2016, 04:56:33 pm: "Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...."

*grabs vials*
"Noooooooooooooooooooo~~"
"I already have a list of atrocities like you and putting liquid destruction and the end of mankind from an artificial god ISN'T going to be tacked on my list. Even I have standards."

"Give me a month to at least get rid of all the...terrible side affects."
*puts vials in a titanium case*

"By the way...that is a bad allergy reaction...are you allergic to peanuts?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on June 15, 2016, 03:22:38 am: *I get out of the reactor room. Walk up to Skymonger and just grab the vials. Then I go back to the reactor room, open the door, chuck the vials in there and lock the door. I ditch my hazard suit appropriately and go back to you.*

"There problem solved. As long as the core doesn't blow us up. Anywho I'll take a shower, just to be sure that I don't get cancer."

*I walk towards the hazard shower and take one to clean myself exesively. Then I go and read a book, because saving chaladoina, from the explosion of a fusion reactor is tiring work.*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 15, 2016, 04:49:11 am: *Takes a look at Demi God Carn*

"Want to arm wrestle?"

*Both take seats at a table, Positioned correctly, Skymonger signals the fight*

*Mann slams Carns arm down, knocking him off his chair*

"Get good scrub."

*Continues building a secret prototype tool*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: death note on June 15, 2016, 06:17:14 am: the gun is called mp.98 raider it is a shot gun that fires a small spread of 68 pellets with 2 cannons fireing at once with a fire rate of 2 shots per second with a damage lvl of a gatling gun and a long rang missile launcher with the rang of just further than a mortar ima continue this a little more later pm me if u have any ideas
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 15, 2016, 07:48:34 am: I think we need to develop a weapon to improve literature and grammar.

(This is not a serious thread Death Note, It is in The Pit - nothing in here is canon. )
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on June 21, 2016, 02:34:28 pm: The Grammar-Gun?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8wvtPPkn50o/VluIRkxf1lI/AAAAAAAAAu8/IG3Kjp0-eSE/s1600/1448037948_fallout-4-gamma-gun.jpg)
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on June 21, 2016, 09:40:46 pm: It looks like a Ray gun from cobbled up parts.
Do we need that?
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: The Mann on June 22, 2016, 10:54:19 am: yes
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on July 02, 2016, 01:18:35 am: *knocks on the door*

Helloooooo......?
Is this lab still operational?
Surely our last biological accident has died off now. We can probably get our projects back up.

Unless we find that strange mold growing on the walls again...
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on July 02, 2016, 07:50:03 am: *Opens door from the inside.*

"Yeah this is stil opperational. I just needed some peace and quiet to clear up the mess and also work on a personal project. I developed a transporter so that I can get to *cough cough* places more quickly.
It's powered by love."

*I break out laughing and wipe a tear out of my eye.*

"OK no it's not. It's powered by a fussion core that creates Uranium. And the radioactive decay of the uranium poweres it aswell. I'm pretty close to a perpetuum mobile with it. Maybe I'll work on that, once I have installed both portals.

But yeah everyone can continue working on their projects."

*I marshal Skymonger in and go back to testing my portal device*
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on July 02, 2016, 08:21:45 am: *a rumble suddenly stops, and muffled curses are heard beneath a steel plate in the floor. Then the plate is blasted out and an annoyed Carn walks out.*

"Huskarr, were you trying to use my demigod energies to power your lab while I was sleeping?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on July 02, 2016, 09:40:59 am: *I akwardly look to the side*

"Erhm no. I would never do something like that. Never!"

*I shake my head*

"Ok I did use them. But is was worth it. You should see the money I saved on my electricity bill. I used that to buy better equipment. So sorry Carn, but we have better equipment now.
Oh would anyone like to test out my portal device?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on July 02, 2016, 02:07:03 pm: "Hell no.
I accidentally dropped a banana In that Portal device you made.
It came back like it was hit with a tank.
It also moves. MOVES HUSKARR!!! Where the HELL does that Portal go to!?!"

"Carn, i still havent forgiven you for turning into an artificial god using MY God warrior.
The LEAST you could do is be a human battery for the next 73 years."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on July 09, 2016, 10:32:35 pm: "You know, I have made an innovation in robotics the likes of which the world has never known, but nooooo, pay attention to the artificial demigodling..."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on July 10, 2016, 07:04:18 am: "Wait are you talking about the Grammar-Gun? Yeah sorry for not giving it the attention it deserves. I got kinda busy with saving all of our lives and stuff and then dealing with the aftereffects of having a demigod thingy that could destroy the world and then abusing it as power source for my research with portals. But annnnnnnnnnnnnnywho, nice gun. I'm willing to test it on myself."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on July 10, 2016, 03:27:43 pm: "Whats wrong with your grammar? Isnt English your first language? What could possibly need fixing in your speech to warrent the use of that grammar gun?"

"Dosen't it use lethal quantities of radiation to fix mental deficiencies?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on July 10, 2016, 11:54:49 pm: "English is not my first language, did you never see my missplaced commas?
Look even in my first sentance I made a misstake. Also the radiation isn't something to worry about. I have this radiation spray. Works just like chem spray only with radiation."

*radiation sprays himself*

"Ok let's go!"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on July 11, 2016, 12:00:33 am: *stares intently while setting a timer*

"Is it working...?"
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on July 11, 2016, 03:06:51 am: "Regarding the fact that I am not The Hulk yet I would say my radiation spray is working. At least that is tested now. I couldn't tell you whether the Grammar-Gun is working though. You will have to judge that for yourself."
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on July 12, 2016, 09:43:00 am: No no no, not the Grammar-Gun, THIS thing!

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/armoredcore/images/2/2a/Aca03.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101119234439)

Who wants to test it?
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on July 14, 2016, 09:43:49 am: That depends, as pilot, or do I fight it?
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on July 14, 2016, 06:06:22 pm: Well, the A.I. I'm making for it isn't ready yet... It's the ninth version so I'm calling it Nineball.

So as pilot, I suppose. I have a Galleon waiting outside. Go fuck it up.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: C r o w on July 15, 2016, 08:45:46 am: What the hell has been going on there?!?

And what's that thing Shaded?

I'm very disappointed of your robot building performance.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/72/1f/15/721f15a329a2974d458842ed31710c97.jpg)

See this? Go for ye old awesomeness!
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Skymonger on July 15, 2016, 01:13:38 pm: Im disappointed too.
Both of you made such complicated robots that i doubt they will ever be fielded in numbers.
Take a page out of this book.
(http://i.imgur.com/hnwgrET.jpg)

These Slepnir units are designed to be cheaply and easily made on a large scale, yet be combat efective enough to support an army.
Something alot of mecha designers don't think about.

Their base model dosent come with too much baggage or weapons, so modifications are a thing for these units.
They can be modified for any enviroment. The deserts of Arashi, the frozen north of Anglea, the frozen east of Chaladon, you name it, its there.
It can also be modified with more weapons. Didnt think of that hmm?

Strangely...when Carn gets near one of these units...he starts emiting green trails of energy that get absorbed by it. Causing it to change in appearance.
(http://i.imgur.com/Lw63Cst.jpg)

I cant help but feel that its "Calling" to him. Don't ask me how.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on July 16, 2016, 07:30:43 pm: White Glint isn't meant to be fielded in numbers, though!

(Also please never bring up that plagiarizing unoriginal piece of shit again.)

And Crow, White Glint would probably take apart that oldschool hunk of junk before it can blink!

It's fast as hell and can fly, and it's weapons are more damaging than they look.

And that's not getting into the Kojima particles...
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Huskarr on July 17, 2016, 01:11:22 pm: What have I done? Why are you creating robots of massdestruction? Oh wait I know why. Because it's fun. Well have fun guys just please don't destroy my laboratory again.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: C r o w on July 17, 2016, 03:04:00 pm: (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/4/47/The_pax_macharia_walks_by_columbussage.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120313041730)

DID SOMEBODY SAY ''ROBOTS OF MASS DESTRUCTION'' ?!?!?!?

(http://www.thediceabide.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/imperial_knight_vs_orks-600x438.jpg)

TITAN LEGIONS, MARCH! KNIGHTS, AVANT!
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on July 20, 2016, 10:33:06 am: While White Glint would fail to scratch the Imperator, it would crush the Knights.

Knights are one of my favourite things in 40k, though. This article (https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Knight#Why_Knights_are_Awesome) explains why.
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: C r o w on August 04, 2016, 04:18:51 pm: Quote from: ShadedExalt on July 20, 2016, 10:33:06 am
Knights are one of my favourite things in 40k, though. This article (https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Knight#Why_Knights_are_Awesome) explains why.

This would be the 13th time I read this article
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: ShadedExalt on August 11, 2016, 07:46:26 pm: Quote from: Crow of Cainhurst on August 04, 2016, 04:18:51 pm
Quote from: ShadedExalt on July 20, 2016, 10:33:06 am
Knights are one of my favourite things in 40k, though. This article (https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Knight#Why_Knights_are_Awesome) explains why.

This would be the 13th time I read this article

Oh really?

...Think we could make one?

I mean, Apollo's for the Lascannons, Banshee's for the bolters...
Title: Re: Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)
Post by: Carn on June 11, 2017, 05:54:12 pm: 73 Years Later

A rumble is heard as Carn unhooks himself from the generator in the basement. Going upstairs he finds the laboratory in cobwebs with the half finished skeletons of giant robots littering the place. He also sees several pods marked Cryogenic.

Giving the machine a firm knock he declares,

"Alright wake up guys, I powered this place for 73 years like Skymonger asked, so wake up or I start to do things."