Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)

[Skymonger]

"Its terrifying yet...beautiful in a freakish sort of way."
"Too bad we can never fire it. It violates 46 rules of war crimes set by the Guild.
63 if we tack on the yeshans and Angleans."

"Still...it probably wouldnt hurt to fire...Once right...?"

[Carn]

"Excuse me? Anglea has war crimes? When did this happen?  Anyways, the Hellfire Purge violates a fair amount anyways....... ANGLEA HAS WAR CRIMES?"

*Pulls out a rumpled document titled Carn Marauder Record*

"Anyone want to try and tally my bounty?"

[Richard LeMoon]

Just saw the Fireside. Thanks for the nod. Sending Muse some clarifications on operation.

[ShadedExalt]

MUSE has heard about us?

Really?

[Huskarr]

yup I was there Muse has heard about this

[The Mann]

You're welcome


Lots of salutes today

[ShadedExalt]

gg

maybe we'll finally get a heavy flamer/hades/gatling

[Skymonger]

That be cool, we would finally have a weapon worthy of the Fire clan.

...oh by the way. No one open that Huge blast door in my room that looks like its been padlocked 500 times over.
Thats for me to know, and no one to fuck with.
Kinda like Carn's list of atrocities and Mann's Psychiatric records.

[Huskarr]

"Skymonger what are you up to?"

*Takes a barrier band with the words "Huskarr's laboratory: DANGER do not cross" writen on it and puts it up around the blast door.*

"Hey The Mann I finished the whirlwind flare gun. You should probably go and get a patent on it."

*goes to his thinking corner and starts working on something that will allow ships to brace sandstorms without taking damage.*

[The Mann]

Mann's Psychiatric records.

The doctor said I was psychologically incapacitated with major psychosis and terrible fashion sence...

I think I passed!

[Richard LeMoon]

This way, gentlemen.


*leads everyone outside to a waiting Pyramidian at the skydock and hands out pamphlets*

Behold the newest in ship equipment. I have taken the liberty of adding extra-thick dust-blocking grease auto-injection devices on all mechanical parts, and a reroute-able extensive air filtration system to the engines. With a push of a button on the helm, dust and tar are a problem of the past. One small caveat. Don't leave it on too long. The longer you use it, the slower your mechanisms will operate. It takes a few seconds for the extra grease to clear out and the filters to disengage, so take care with the timing.

[The Mann]

"ooh"

"Can moonshine also be applied?"

[Skymonger]

 The longer you use it, the slower your mechanisms will operate. It takes a few seconds for the extra grease to clear out and the filters to disengage, so take care with the timing.

"That concerns me. Are you saying that extra grease causes the engines to stall out?
If this was an Airplane, thats an extremely dangerous tool in the wrong hands.
Is it not possible for you burn the engines out in an emergency?"

"Why don't you just apply an exterior coating and overhaul the filter system? Wouldn't that be safer?"

"Skymonger what are you up to?"

Im up to alot of things.
Making a chemical Extinguisher spray...
Developing Man portable Anti ship weaponry...
Steam walkers and Mountain movers...
Morally questionable human experiments involving a Tank and a small child...
Lightning cannons and tesla bombs...
Hiding an Ancient god warrior of mass destruction in this lab...

And of course, can't forget...making a more dangerous combination of fuel that puts moonshine to shame. Mann will love it.
The problem is making an engine using it that dosent blow up half the lab.

So...what VILE manner of judgement from society will you throw upon me that Anglea, Yesha, and The Barons havent?
Im already a "threat to the survival of mankind" by those greedy thugs of the Mercantile guild.
I doubt ill lose more sleep.

[The Mann]

"it better be drinkable"

[Skymonger]

"it better be drinkable"

"You drink anything. Shut up. If it dosent explode in your stomach and burn your ass, ITS DRINKABLE.
SHOULD you drink it? No. Does that stop you? HELL NO."