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Offline HamsterIV

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The Cult of Phobos
« on: February 24, 2016, 01:54:03 pm »
There are sick individuals among us who worship the fallen god Phobos. They anoint their weapons with the tears of newbies and proclame "Hail Phobos" after each sacrifice. I know not what went wrong in their development as a person to take such a craven path.

Perhaps their parents were using a favorite stuffed animal to smuggle drugs across the border when a loving hug resulted in an near fatal dose of black tar heroin. Perhaps in a moment of weakness and loss the little degenerate turned away from the traditional pantheon to a much darker deity. Or perhaps a life of wealth and privilege left them over exposed to the simple pleasures, and they turned to forbidden knowledge in order to sate their every growing need for excitement.

What matters is that this vile cult has found a haven in our community. Be on the lookout for potential cultists. You can recognize them by their maniacal laughter, distrustful nature, and pathological obsession with Mining things. Don't wait for a "Friendly Fire Incident" to claim the lives of you and your crew. Report any suspicious activity to your local angry mob.

Stay safe vigilant citizen.

Offline Kamoba

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2016, 02:02:10 pm »
*Shaking with adrenaline and insanity at the helm of an all mine Squid, Kamoba prowls the skies, wing whipping his ghastly face as his crew, driven by whip lug heavy Mines to their guns ready to load.*

Faster ya bunch o' layabouts! Our ally is somewhere nearby! I can smell the fear!

Offline Carn

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2016, 02:46:42 pm »
On the bottom deck of his captain's junker, Carn is singing a famous Baronies operatic tune.  As he is doing this, he lays waste to the Galleon bellow, placing mines all around and above it.  As the Galleon finally crumbles, the screams of it's fallen crew mingle with the finishing note of his song.

Offline Helios.

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2016, 02:53:22 pm »
as a member of the calnniest clan of all the clans, the first and last thing i have to say about this is

HAIL PHOBOS!!!

Offline Spud Nick

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2016, 09:31:42 pm »
Hail Phobos!

Offline Schwalbe

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 05:59:49 pm »
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn


Oh, wait.
Wrong cult. :P

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2016, 09:57:33 pm »
Phobos Cultists extradited by their communities will always find solace under the mighty banners of my clan. We consider mines to be under the family of fire weapons, and worshipers shall be treated as one of our own.

There is no need to fear.

Offline sparklerfish

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2016, 01:29:30 am »
HAIL PHOBOS

Offline DJ Logicalia

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2016, 04:20:07 am »
Hail ph... fotos... philos...  Phil?

Offline Kamoba

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2016, 08:21:33 am »
Hail ph... fotos... philos...  Phil?

Hail Phil!

Offline Letus

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2016, 09:56:39 pm »
Aw man...the Enemies blew up..
...where's our Ally Ship?  I got a mine in the tube....

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Re: The Cult of Phobos
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2016, 09:49:05 am »
Your on the front gun, just shoot a loch mine in front of us! Phobos cultists are fully prepared to sacrifice themselves!