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Main => World => Topic started by: HamsterIV on February 24, 2016, 01:54:03 pm

Title: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: HamsterIV on February 24, 2016, 01:54:03 pm: There are sick individuals among us who worship the fallen god Phobos. They anoint their weapons with the tears of newbies and proclame "Hail Phobos" after each sacrifice. I know not what went wrong in their development as a person to take such a craven path.

Perhaps their parents were using a favorite stuffed animal to smuggle drugs across the border when a loving hug resulted in an near fatal dose of black tar heroin. Perhaps in a moment of weakness and loss the little degenerate turned away from the traditional pantheon to a much darker deity. Or perhaps a life of wealth and privilege left them over exposed to the simple pleasures, and they turned to forbidden knowledge in order to sate their every growing need for excitement.

What matters is that this vile cult has found a haven in our community. Be on the lookout for potential cultists. You can recognize them by their maniacal laughter, distrustful nature, and pathological obsession with Mining things. Don't wait for a "Friendly Fire Incident" to claim the lives of you and your crew. Report any suspicious activity to your local angry mob.

Stay safe vigilant citizen.
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Kamoba on February 24, 2016, 02:02:10 pm: *Shaking with adrenaline and insanity at the helm of an all mine Squid, Kamoba prowls the skies, wing whipping his ghastly face as his crew, driven by whip lug heavy Mines to their guns ready to load.*

Faster ya bunch o' layabouts! Our ally is somewhere nearby! I can smell the fear!
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Carn on February 24, 2016, 02:46:42 pm: On the bottom deck of his captain's junker, Carn is singing a famous Baronies operatic tune. As he is doing this, he lays waste to the Galleon bellow, placing mines all around and above it. As the Galleon finally crumbles, the screams of it's fallen crew mingle with the finishing note of his song.
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Helios. on February 24, 2016, 02:53:22 pm: as a member of the calnniest clan of all the clans, the first and last thing i have to say about this is

HAIL PHOBOS!!!
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Spud Nick on February 24, 2016, 09:31:42 pm: Hail Phobos!
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Schwalbe on February 26, 2016, 05:59:49 pm: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Oh, wait.
Wrong cult. :P
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: James T. Kirk on February 26, 2016, 09:57:33 pm: Phobos Cultists extradited by their communities will always find solace under the mighty banners of my clan. We consider mines to be under the family of fire weapons, and worshipers shall be treated as one of our own.

There is no need to fear.
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: sparklerfish on February 27, 2016, 01:29:30 am: HAIL PHOBOS
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: DJ Logicalia on February 27, 2016, 04:20:07 am: Hail ph... fotos... philos... Phil?
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Kamoba on February 27, 2016, 08:21:33 am: Quote from: DJ Logicalia on February 27, 2016, 04:20:07 am
Hail ph... fotos... philos... Phil?

Hail Phil!
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Letus on March 09, 2016, 09:56:39 pm: Aw man...the Enemies blew up..
...where's our Ally Ship? I got a mine in the tube....
Title: Re: The Cult of Phobos
Post by: Carn on March 10, 2016, 09:49:05 am: Your on the front gun, just shoot a loch mine in front of us! Phobos cultists are fully prepared to sacrifice themselves!