Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[GeoRmr]

"I keep drifting into f***ing sandstorms - they're destroying my measurements!"

~Extirminator - during high altitude exploration of the stratosphere.

(Testing the effect of reduced longitudinal drag with a damaged balloon in sandbox.)

[Spud Nick]

"Spud Nick, Is there anyway to beat a lumberfish with a galleon?"

"Yes"

"I mean with all close range guns and no help from your ally."

"No."

-Castus Crios

[GeoRmr]

Dementio: Spot the Galleon guys! Quickly! nnnNNOOoooo.

Llamas Unit: I can't spot it!

*very fast clicking*

Extirminator: This is the sound of spotting.

[Aayra]

Deltajugg: where are they?
Lueosi: I can see our pyramidion...
Deltajugg: good job, Lu.


Dementio: you are fu***d
Dementio: I hitting


Replaceable: what´s a Rydr?
Deltajugg: state of mind
Deltajugg: freedom
Lueosi: CsM


Ciashi: Entertain me, bitches
FredTheFifth: Language, Scarlett
Ciashi: English.


Lueosi: Lydia if you snipe my gun one more time, I will say very rude things in chat.


Allien: /kickLueosi


Admiral Ushakov: flak is the real deal
Extirminator: your mom is the real deal Ushakov
Admiral Ushakov: thank you
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Lueosi: m l g
Deltajugg: mom league gaming


Mezhu: there should be an obligatory IQ test before being allowed into the game.


Llamas Unite: Fixed outfit, is now equally terrible
Aayra: omg Llamas please no
Llamas Unite: # Fashun


Lueosi: CsM ready
Aayra: what is CsM
Lueosi: Aayra reported and blocked
FredTheFifth: idk, some clan that was a thing on 2013
GeoRmr: you probably haven´t heard of them
GeoRmr: hipster clan


FredTheFifth: it died before i got to the banshee
Mezhu: i think the term for that is scrub

[Replaceable]

Nothing brings people together quite like impact damage
~Spud Nick

Toasted squid sandwich
~Inkjet, as 2 ships rammed a squid, whilst we flamed it.

[Richard LeMoon]

"Captain, I am going to go with your recommended loadout, but I am going to have some questions." -Badfoot

[Indreams]

Practice is OP. Nerf practice, please.

Teamwork OP. Nerf Teamwork, please.

[Replaceable]

<Maybe some paraphrasing here>

Some dude: It's nice to see so many Russians hanging about
Sammy: That's not what Ukraine said

[Richard LeMoon]

"The only way to make this match fair is if you take silly builds and cyanide pills." -me

[SaintR.L.]

"Captain, I am going to go with your recommended loadout, but I am going to have some questions." -Badfoot

*speechless*

[Spud Nick]

Spud Nick: B'Elanna, how do you say German in duck, I mean...

Sammy: Quack!

[James T. Kirk]

Me: In Cake, there's just Kirk, his underlings, and his indirect underlings.

Mr.BeachBum: I guess being the leader of the clan has it's perks.

Lydia: You could say it has its 'Kirks.'

[Tanya Phenole]

<Maybe some paraphrasing here>

Some dude: It's nice to see so many Russians hanging about
Sammy: That's not what Ukraine said

Unkranian jokes behind my back tsk tsk someone will have a serious talk this morning XD

[Spud Nick]

Spud Nick: Andika, I gave you the lion head gun.

Inkjet: He's not lion.

[Replaceable]

Red rover red rover send red team right over. ~ Spud Nick