Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Richard LeMoon]

Practice is OP. Nerf practice, please.

[SaintR.L.]

[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheep

It's hilarious when people claim mines are OP, then we ask them to try it out, and they fail to hit a single mine.

Shooting mines is a niche skill. Or you just spam a bunch and hope they're stupid enough to fly into that one mine you completely missed. 

[Fourth Oracle]

I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim

Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.

It's too late, Tanya. It's already begun.

[Replaceable]

'I am fireman' - Random level 1'er

[Tanya Phenole]

I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim

Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.

It's too late, Tanya. It's already begun.

You can always get a political shelter on my kitchen. It is claimed as a skrim-free  territory

[GeoRmr]

You were not ready...

...FORTHEAFTHARPOONMOONSHINEGOVVVWOOOOoooooossssssSHH!

- Dementio, ram-killing Deltajugg's blenderfish with his aft harpoon galleon

[James T. Kirk]

You were not ready...

...FORTHEAFTHARPOONMOONSHINEGOVVVWOOOOoooooossssssSHH!

- Dementio, ram-killing Deltajugg's blenderfish with his aft harpoon galleon

Was that the one in the Iron Fork?

[Deltajugg]

Was that the one in the Iron Fork?

Daniel gets at least one kill with his poon+moonshine gall ram almost every time he plays Iron Fork with it. But the one you think of was against Jacob's Spire.

[Tanya Phenole]

- Gloomwater Trolls
Russian stream

[Aayra]

Skrimskraw: squid sqid squid... squid sqid squid! squid your booty...squid your booty!


Skrimskraw: some buttsex in front of us...Aayra...buttsex is flare.


Aayra: is this true?
Lydia: well, according to thomas; so I give it a 50/50 chance of true/completely wrong


Extirminator: what did you say, Lu?
Lueosi. Nothing. I just insulted you in german.


Aayra: I don´want to be in this lobby
Extirminator: then why are you here
Aayra: I don´t know, go find another lobby
Extirminator: IIIIII can shooow youuu the woooorld...


Dementio: Thomas are you betraying me with her? Are you straight all of the sudden?!


Deltajugg: can anyone explain to me why do I have mercury on the side of my fish?


Hillerton: Medic, do you get erotic pleasure by flying carro fish?



Extirminator: I want to touch the texture of your soft polish skin, Delta...
Deltajugg: why is there for every girl that likes me 7 other guys that like me?

[Replaceable]

They're to the eaaaasssstt - Daniel/Danny/Dementio

East is said in the highest pitched voice you can possible imagine. As was anything else with an 'ee' sound in it.

[Tanya Phenole]

Hillerton: Medic, do you get erotic pleasure by flying carro fish?

He stolen that one from me!

[James T. Kirk]

"James T. Kirk, just as he always did, arrogantly inserting himself in the story line, when he could have put the spotlight on other characters"

-Brick, when I came in to sub for Cake in the SCS finals.

[RedRoach]

"Oh boo fuggin hoo. You missed a shot."

-Said sarcastically by a friend after I swore due to missing one mortar shot out of an entire clip.

[SaintR.L.]

"Oh boo fuggin hoo. You missed a shot."

-Said sarcastically by a friend after I swore due to missing one mortar shot out of an entire clip.

If it was for game I think I'd be crying too.