Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[RedRoach]

Man all of my friends are just pouring down some sadness on me...

"WHIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEE!!!! NOT RED! WHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

-Me, while instructing a friend how to 'properly' use a Gatling gun after several 'uncontrolled clips'.

[TyberiusTheThird]

 "You're the worst Cake I've ever met, Tyb." ~ FredTheFith 2014

[Aayra]

Skrimskraw: Delta do you want to watch 50 shades of grey with me?
Deltajugg: no!!!
Skrimskraw: what about Twilight?
Deltajugg:...
Skrimskraw: comon, I will hold your hand. I will be nice to you. Treat you like a true lady. Not just any lady, the classy one.


Imptrooper: What's with this WANTED thing anyway?
Lueosi:public nudity
Deltajugg: getting all the ladies
Lydia:I am the ladies
Deltajugg: You're lydia lydia
Lydia: Lydia lydia?
Deltajugg: Moon Moon of ryders


Lydia: I'll try harder...
Deltajugg: That's what it means to be a Ryder
Deltajugg: Remember our motto
Lydia: "Farm flayed" ?
Deltajugg: "We could do better" lol


Lydia:it does not feel good being the least useful member in the clan
Deltajugg: Fear not, there's always Fred
Deltajugg: and remember, if you ever feel useless, remind yourself that North Korea has a hotel


Skrimskraw: soooomewheeere over the Skrimskraaaw...


Lydia: I used to be good and then I joined Rydr...


Dementio: eeehm....spotted.........I am.


(random 404 clan guy joins the lobby)
RPG monkey: WOW he was playing for a while
RPG monkey: HE WAS LVL 404


Skrimskraw: Daniel you scrublord

[Replaceable]

*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
 ~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.

"Only Fudge has the power to disintegrate a ship with a hwatcha."
 ~ Renaulde Northwind after Lord Fudge hits a Pyramidion so hard with a heavy clipped hwatcha that there is no debris. Only dust.

Pvt Fudge: (to fred) 1v1 me outside tesco mate
Fred: But that's far away
Fred: Can we go to Morrisons instead?

[Queso]

*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
 ~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.

I ban Replaceable for not realizing that sound comes from Unreal Tournament. Oh wait, wrong thread.

[Replaceable]

*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
 ~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.

I ban Replaceable for not realizing that sound comes from Unreal Tournament. Oh wait, wrong thread.

whoops

i was still the dota 2 announcer voice though  (well it was in my mind)

[Ightrril]

"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurn

[SaintR.L.]

"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurn

You know, I feel like 99% of all the best quotes in this game get forgotten pretty quick with all the fighting n' shootin' you'll see.

[RethBurn]

"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurn

You know, I feel like 99% of all the best quotes in this game get forgotten pretty quick with all the fighting n' shootin' you'll see.

I feel you brother. The best conversations I have are forgotten after the next drink. and I forget to write them down.

[Lydia Litvyak]

D (Daniel): If some guy is calling himself D Daniel then this guy is a ****ing idiot.

Deltajugg: I didn't have time to finish the reload anyway
Lydia: reload faster
Deltajugg: shut up Fred
FredTheFifth: What? It was Lydia that said it!
Deltajugg: I don't care what Lydia said, you shut up

Lueosi: Lydia
Lueosi: you come
Lydia: aaaahnggh
Lydia: I mean, what?

FredTheFifth: aayra shoot carronade
FredTheFifth: lydia shoot banshee
FredTheFifth: jack shoot banshee
FredTheFifth: fred shoot banshee
FredTheFifth: what shall I take for banshee fred?

D.lo-res: Lydia
D.lo-res: as a casual friendly thing
D.lo-res: may I have casual friendly rights to your kidney

random engi: [mallets an engine I'm about to chem spray]
Lydia Litvyak: go back upstairs, stop messing up my cycle
tomdrifmach: never mess with a woman's cycle

D.lo-res: [captaining with an unresponsive level 1 gunner] there is a small child here and I don't know what to do!

Lueosi: #secondgunnerwilljoinmidmatchnoworriesjustgo

Deltajugg: that's what it means to be a ryder
Deltajugg: remember our motto
Lydia Litvyak: "farm flayed"?
Deltajugg: "we could do better"
Lydia Litvyak: oh

D: Are you sure you can handle it? The flak? The hwacha? The incendiary carronade? The buff? THE BUFF!?

some random level 1: wow. that guy is like, the most wanted. he is pro. lueosi are you good? are you the best? he's like the best player in the world. I'm leaving, he's too pro for me.

Fiasco total: brb 2 min
Fiasco total: don't start pls
Lueosi: lets go

* Dolly entered channel
Lydia: Dollyyyyy
Lueosi: heya
Dolly: Lydiaaaaaa
Dolly: Lueosiiiiii
Lueosi: ...
Lueosi: thx but second place is not good enough

B'Elanna: oh noooo they're winning! fix it! fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it

Aayra: Don't ram your ally! Mine him.

B'Elanna: I'm pretending to be a white gangster with upper body strength
B'Elanna: but a rich family who's really supportive

[Thomas]

DJ Logicalia: This lobby is slowly getting more...
DJ Logicalia: Roooooman

What's a rooooooman?


sparklefish: They're like Romans, but more spacious.

[Hunter.]

Abby: Let's talk about the surprise, you know what I mean Shadak
Hunter: Surprises?
Abby: SURPRISE!
Hunter: Like Jack in the box kind of surprise? or party kind of surprise? or finding cake in the kitchen kind of surprise?
Abby: "Hmm, Oh god that shouldn't go there" kind of surprise
Skrim: Wow
Hunter: That can be taken so many ways Abby, then again that is the best surprise to give out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm sure the youtubers loved us from then on!

[Replaceable]

Me: Ohai extirminator
Me: Oh wait.
Fred: He can't read

[Extirminator]

Me: Ohai extirminator
Me: Oh wait.
Fred: He can't read

You know it's true when this is the first time I see this quote

[Richard LeMoon]

"Did we just ram kill a galleon with a Pyramidan with a Junker?"  -one of my crew, seconds after moonshine ramming our Junker into our ally Pyra parked next to the enemy Galleon.