Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: RethBurn on March 23, 2013, 11:39:48 pm

Title: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on March 23, 2013, 11:39:48 pm
So quite as the title says, I want to hear the best game-related quotes ever! If you can, try to include names or dates!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Brick Hardcastle on March 24, 2013, 01:20:26 pm
"ZILL, WE CAN NEGOTIATE" - Squash during a tense moment at yesterday's Cogs championship match
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: BdrLineAzn on March 24, 2013, 01:28:41 pm
This was all in text chat a week back

Red Team: "Marco"

Blue Team (me): "Juan"

Just for small lolz :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on March 24, 2013, 02:37:48 pm
Me: Marco

Rethburn: Marco was killed by a gorilla.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on March 24, 2013, 04:08:09 pm
This was a few weeks back

Captain: "They went underneath us!"
Me: "They can not avoid our guns....... of Icarus."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Squash on March 24, 2013, 04:17:34 pm
I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on March 24, 2013, 04:41:43 pm
I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?

That whole discussion was ridiculous.

As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on March 24, 2013, 05:41:39 pm
Meow     
          - Howard Tsao, 2012, E3
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Connor Mc on March 24, 2013, 06:52:00 pm
Don't worry, when we get in range we'll hit em' so hard they'll only want to play Adventure Mode

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on March 24, 2013, 07:59:52 pm
"Yeah!  Take it bitchtits!"
-NateDawg

...heck
anything NateDawg has said ._.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on March 24, 2013, 08:09:01 pm
Sunderland, when I tell you to get on that carronade, you get your ass on that carronade.

-Dr. Spaceman, back when I was still a bit of a noob.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on March 24, 2013, 09:41:02 pm
"Cloud Whaler?  Is that a fat chick joke?"  -Random quick joiner
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on March 25, 2013, 02:20:27 pm
Captain: Lets beat them like they owe us money.
Crewman 1: That is a pretty harsh way to treat people who borrow money from you.
Crewman 2: They owe us a lot of money.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on March 25, 2013, 08:26:01 pm
Random guy: "SUCK ON MY BALLS..!"

Zill and Reth in unison: "That's not very nice, man..!"

Random guy: "Sorry, I'm russian."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on March 25, 2013, 08:43:09 pm
Random guy: "SUCK ON MY BALLS..!"

Zill and Reth in unison: "That's not very nice, man..!"

Random guy: "Sorry, I'm russian."

Darn, beat me to it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: FightBoyVash on March 25, 2013, 09:07:10 pm
Furry and Hizume telling countless dirty jokes in the heat of combat was glorious.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on March 25, 2013, 09:25:45 pm
PzychoDude : "Im German and I dont even watch German Porn..."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on March 26, 2013, 07:20:36 am
Yesterday on qwertyjams stream.

Coldcurse: Russians! Russians everywhere!

i just got every new russian player in my crew, its really annoying when they are behaving like powder monkeys.
 
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: MetaFive on March 26, 2013, 01:14:01 pm
"What the fuck is a Manticore?!"

-awkm
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Connor Mc. on March 26, 2013, 01:56:53 pm
The fact that you have not repaired the hull is one of the worst atrocities ever committed by man
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on March 26, 2013, 02:02:04 pm
We die here for your incompetence.
Get to the hull or I will have you flogged.
Nobody shoots every body repairs we just have to hold out long enough for the cavalry to arrive.
The target on your other left side.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Linen on March 27, 2013, 01:11:03 am
The AI is a better pilot than I am.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on March 27, 2013, 01:13:59 am
*many times*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on March 28, 2013, 09:04:43 pm
Me*  We'll use some moonshine and RAM THEM!
Crew* And thats how baby ships are born.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Connor Mc. on March 28, 2013, 09:07:00 pm
Me*  We'll use some moonshine and RAM THEM!
Crew* And thats how baby ships are born.

salute
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Connor Mc. on March 29, 2013, 07:26:03 pm
I'm listening to the rap music, this ship just got a whole fuckton more gangsta

-PapaParadox
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Babee Teeeth on March 30, 2013, 11:59:08 am
"GET BACK ON THAT FRONT GUN, OR NO SHORE LEAVE FOR YOU"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: MasX on March 30, 2013, 01:30:48 pm
Quack Quack motherfucker after we beat paddling in the tournament   long running jokin amongest the Gents
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: MasX on March 30, 2013, 01:33:00 pm
lol  another one  "he just squided all over your face"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Connor Mc. on March 30, 2013, 02:25:11 pm
"Once your Junker is in flames, then you have my permission to die"

Bane reference ftw
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Helmic on March 30, 2013, 07:15:17 pm
"GET BACK ON THAT FRONT GUN, OR NO SHORE LEAVE FOR YOU"

See, I'm not the only one that verbally abuses you, Babee Teeeth.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Babee Teeeth on March 31, 2013, 04:43:59 am
"GET BACK ON THAT FRONT GUN, OR NO SHORE LEAVE FOR YOU"

See, I'm not the only one that verbally abuses you, Babee Teeeth.

Actually, you are the only one who verbally abuses me. I said that to a gunner of mine the other day.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Helmic on March 31, 2013, 06:37:20 am
That's a relief, I would've gotten jealous otherwise.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: MasX on March 31, 2013, 08:40:35 am
Yesterday at cog right as Roy ship was about to go down for the second time
We rush in to save Roy and someone randomly yells out
'Here comes the F***ing Calvaryyyy'   I started crying
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Connor Mc. on March 31, 2013, 10:22:24 am
"Captain we've lost all our engines and our hull armor is gone!"

"WELL TOUGH TITS I GUESS WE'RE GONNA DIE"

god that was a funny match
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on April 03, 2013, 09:02:07 pm
"I HAVE NO REGRETS!"

Repeatedly, until we finally died. And then "I HAVE ONE REGRET!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Papa Paradox on April 04, 2013, 08:32:27 pm
"That Galleon is back there, doing three-fifths of fuck all." - Meriwether
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shukketsushi on April 05, 2013, 10:54:52 pm
"Bouncing on the hull... Ain't nobody got time for that"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Swallox on April 06, 2013, 01:48:53 am
Yesterday's stream.

Qwerty: No, nononono. Different professor. He sent me a 'sourcehefound' for my thesis.

Swallow: ...A Saucy Fan?

The resulting giggling from Qwerty was this weeks highlight
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 06, 2013, 08:38:46 am
Yesterday's stream.

Qwerty: No, nononono. Different professor. He sent me a 'sourcehefound' for my thesis.

Swallow: ...A Saucy Fan?

The resulting giggling from Qwerty was this weeks highlight

Ah yes, that was rather hilarious.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 08, 2013, 05:22:18 pm
"Dying is a quicker way to travel than flying"

-Pinkamena Diane Pie
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Charon on April 08, 2013, 09:03:51 pm
Satchmo quotes here:

"The Ophelia will be feared throughout the known galaxy...of Icarus"
"Make it rain, Mr. Charon"
"The gun is like your paintbrush and I do like your art"

This guy was hilarious to hear, even when he was being dead serious, because he sounds more like Patrick Stewart than Patrick Stewart does.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on April 10, 2013, 05:24:17 am
dont drop the spanner!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 10, 2013, 11:36:58 am
"You haven't lived until you've played a harpoon Squid match"

-Lehran
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 11, 2013, 11:15:40 pm
"And homework? It's called homework, but they expect you to do it in class. Fuck school."

-hizumi
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: FightBoyVash on April 11, 2013, 11:22:12 pm
"And homework? It's called homework, but they expect you to do it in class. Fuck school."

-hizumi

But I need good grades to get a good job to make more money to kickstart Adventure mode!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Morblitz on April 13, 2013, 05:52:08 pm
Just watched the stream for the Paddling Vs Merry Northern Storm on Duel at Dawn.

"Fuck! I thought we had them on this map!"

-Qwerty
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 13, 2013, 05:59:28 pm
Just watched the stream for the Paddling Vs Merry Northern Storm on Duel at Dawn.

"Fuck! I thought we had them on this map!"

-Qwerty

I love his use of "we" XD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 13, 2013, 07:12:19 pm
"No no no no no no no!"

-Rethburn
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Roy on April 15, 2013, 02:20:01 am
"I think of Qwerty and Swollow being two men in a relationship whilst sharing one computer"

-Rethburn, during one of Qwertys Live streams
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on April 15, 2013, 10:18:07 am
Well, anything said about Qwerty/Swallow fanfics on Occasionally Effective's chat stays in the chat.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on April 18, 2013, 05:55:22 am
No more Junkers with only Flare guns!

-captain phoenix

Longest Rave Party EVURRR!

-coldcurse

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on April 18, 2013, 09:01:28 am
I got a ridiculous two

Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be

Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on April 18, 2013, 09:39:06 am
I got a ridiculous two

Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be

Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever

Captain Phoenix: Im the most amazing captain
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Yiski on April 18, 2013, 12:21:00 pm
This happens anytime when I play during the evening on weekdays.

Zill: Yiski why aren't you shooting?

Yiski: Lag.

Zill: Fuck!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on April 18, 2013, 01:27:32 pm
I got a ridiculous two

Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be

Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever

Captain Phoenix: Im the most amazing captain

Captain phoenix: we can blame lockheart for my mistakes
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on April 19, 2013, 10:49:15 pm
Sammy was trying to get his cogs ship. Hillarity follows,
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Morblitz on April 19, 2013, 11:54:10 pm
I think Sammy attempting to get an uncooperative crewman's attention by singing at them was particularly awesome.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dragmyre on April 20, 2013, 08:02:12 pm
Cannot remember who said it, but

"well I'm Canadian, and I'm sorry."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 20, 2013, 08:24:47 pm
"Engineers don't get enough credit.  When the game is over and you don't die, it's all 'yay!'  But when everything goes wrong, the Engineer always gets yelled at."

-MasX
(paraphrased)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 20, 2013, 08:29:24 pm
"I'm a little girl with a drinking problem."

-Rethburn


Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Babee Teeeth on April 20, 2013, 08:45:22 pm
"Can I drive?"

"I don't like this ship"

"HOW ARE WE DOIN DOWN THERE?"

"Can I drive?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Helmic on April 20, 2013, 09:33:30 pm
"Can I drive?"

"I don't like this ship"

"HOW ARE WE DOIN DOWN THERE?"

"Can I drive?"

You forgot to mention who said it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 20, 2013, 09:38:14 pm
"Why is everybody agreeing with me?"

-Helmic
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Babee Teeeth on April 20, 2013, 10:42:40 pm
"Can I drive?"

"I don't like this ship"

"HOW ARE WE DOIN DOWN THERE?"

"Can I drive?"

You forgot to mention who said it.
Chinese Thinker.
"Why is everybody agreeing with me?"

-Helmic



(http://www.truimagz.com/host/helmic/avatars%20and%20signatures/MostLogical.png)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 21, 2013, 03:05:47 am
Oh God, I forgot Missouri existed.
-Urz
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on April 21, 2013, 06:28:40 pm
"Fuck it, I'm bringing out the pop tarts "
-RyanMZ
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on April 22, 2013, 02:42:10 pm
Me: We are backing out of this fight to regroup with our Galleon
Crew: They are chasing us
Me: Once we are under the guns of our Galleon it will be their problem
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Skrimskraw on April 22, 2013, 05:53:54 pm
[11:49:44 PM] Bubbles / Howard Tsao: acceleration skrim
[11:49:48 PM] Bubbles / Howard Tsao: acceleration :D
[11:49:53 PM] Bubbles / Howard Tsao: it does wonderful things
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 23, 2013, 10:40:14 pm
Merc and Artimus is like throwing your silverware across the room at a dinner party; you might hit someone in the eye.

-Mawdjulus
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 24, 2013, 05:44:13 pm
Letus, I need you to jack them so hard that they pop instantly.

-RethBurn
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 27, 2013, 10:32:46 pm
After fighting a spire named "Not A Spire"

Me:  That Spire looked a lot like a Spire.
Mawdjulus:  That was a Galleon with a Gastric Bypass.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: The-Imperator on April 28, 2013, 01:29:52 am
Enemy starboard! Hit them with the..
shit Gunnery Engineer need you up top,
Enemy por...no wait, starboard...
Fuck it, I'll flame them, get ready on port
They're starboard!
...just shoot them when you can


- Me pretty much any time I'm flying a Galleon. Luckily Eldorado knows I really mean 'Shoot them'
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Machiavelliest on April 28, 2013, 04:28:48 am
Mr. Jelly:  "They're hiding in the clouds.  They think we're bitches."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on April 28, 2013, 05:59:27 am
After fighting a spire named "Not A Spire"

Me:  That Spire looked a lot like a Spire.
Mawdjulus:  That was a Galleon with a Gastric Bypass.

lol
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 29, 2013, 06:13:22 am
You're banned from using the Flare Gun, Letus
-Hizumi

Said after I got probably a max range flare shot on both hull and balloon in one shot (was a Pyramidion that got nailed.)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 29, 2013, 10:16:18 pm
"Why is that Pyra sucking so much? It must be Sunderland, since he's Canadian."

"Oh shit, wrong chat!"

-Spasmic Monkey, in captain chat

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on April 30, 2013, 03:32:31 am
"Flak/sniper spire? OUR CAPTAIN IS INSANE?!"

-randomer on Diva
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on April 30, 2013, 10:39:12 pm
I think it gave me the "Wax On" achievement after I said slightly racist Chinese remarks.
-Urz
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Papa Paradox on May 01, 2013, 04:06:40 am
"..." - N-Sunderland in voice chat
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 01, 2013, 05:55:39 am
"..." - N-Sunderland in voice chat

Profound, simply stunning.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on May 01, 2013, 07:00:11 am
"I think Rethburn needs mor PILOTS on his crew"

-NLCornelis, IN EVERY LOBBY I'M IN
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: NLcornelis on May 01, 2013, 11:30:10 am
"I think Rethburn needs mor PILOTS on his crew"

-NLCornelis, IN EVERY LOBBY I'M IN

You know you love it RethBurn
(http://i.imgur.com/aJUO70J.jpg)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on May 01, 2013, 11:32:07 am
"When your not shooting shit, hit shit." -Me when playing with level ones.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on May 01, 2013, 11:35:07 am
"HOW CAN I PILOT THIS SHIP WITH CINNAMON IN MY MOUTH OH WAIT I GOT A DOUBLE KILL AAAAHHHH." -Me during my previous stream.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on May 01, 2013, 11:40:15 am
"Gotta treat this ship like your prom date, beat the shit out of it until it puts out." -Bro Team Pill Video. Still gets me.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on May 02, 2013, 04:45:08 pm
"I think Rethburn needs mor PILOTS on his crew"

-NLCornelis, IN EVERY LOBBY I'M IN


You know you love it RethBurn
(http://i.imgur.com/aJUO70J.jpg)

"THE WORKERS UNION SHALL PREVAIL" - NLCornelis

and: "WERE COMMUNIST, STUFF THE CANNONS WITH WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND, CUTLERY ANYTHING!!!"- Rethburn
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Papa Paradox on May 03, 2013, 08:11:23 pm
Tim's reaction when I showed him the GOIO biweekly update, that had one ominous looking whale in the background.

(http://s21.postimg.org/ox3dhb1mu/Tim_s_reaction.jpg)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 03, 2013, 09:31:00 pm
Letus, if I ever meet you in real life, I'm going to punch you in the face.
--Voxx
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on May 03, 2013, 10:20:39 pm
Tim's reaction when I showed him the GOIO biweekly update, that had one ominous looking whale in the background.

(http://s21.postimg.org/ox3dhb1mu/Tim_s_reaction.jpg)

Thumbnail's dope bro
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: FightBoyVash on May 04, 2013, 12:03:07 am
*Jace disconnects randomly and new pilot joins and is horrible*

"DAMN IT, YOU ARE RETARDED IF I HAD A GENIE I WOULD HAVE ALL MY THREE WISHES BE THAT YOU ARE DEAD"
~A Drunk Applesauce 
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: FightBoyVash on May 04, 2013, 12:50:56 am

*Jace disconnects randomly and new pilot joins and is horrible*

"DAMN IT, YOU ARE RETARDED IF I HAD A GENE I WOULD HAVE ALL MY THREE WISHES BE THAT YOU ARE DEAD"
~A Drunk Applesauce 

Genie ;~;
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 04, 2013, 08:30:16 am
Fixed that for you, Vash.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Machiavelliest on May 05, 2013, 01:58:41 am
"You, sir, need more bass in your speakers.  I do not sound that whiny in real life."

-Hizumi
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Morblitz on May 05, 2013, 05:33:26 am
The 3 minute stream delay in today's cogs made Sammy B.T's triumphant return from his fill-in match with the Pastafarians a little awkward. We were still watching an intense battle unfold when this occurred:

*User has entered the teamspeak channel*

Sammy B.T: "WE WON!"

Entire Duck teamspeak channel: "SPOILERS!"

Sammy B.T: "Oh..."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 05, 2013, 08:08:51 am
The 3 minute stream delay in today's cogs made Sammy B.T's triumphant return from his fill-in match with the Pastafarians a little awkward. We were still watching an intense battle unfold when this occurred:

*User has entered the teamspeak channel*

Sammy B.T: "WE WON!"

Entire Duck teamspeak channel: "SPOILERS!"

Sammy B.T: "Oh..."

Oh come on, it wasn't that intense. The Pastafarians were dominating that match.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Morblitz on May 05, 2013, 08:25:13 pm
Eh, we knew the Pasta's had it in hand, but that doesn't mean the individual kills weren't intense. It was the difference between a 5-0 clean sweep and a 5-1 match. When the battle broke off into 2 individual 1v1's with all ships beating the crap out of each other, it was exciting!

Also we were joking with him :p
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 07, 2013, 05:06:11 pm
From a French gameplay video I saw today:

Guy #1: "Oh, their ship's smoking! It's smoking! That's a good sign."

Guy #2: "Smoking is BAD!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on May 08, 2013, 03:33:31 am
N-Sunderland: "Dude c'mon, You're summoned, I shouted "Whiskey" in the regional chat"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 08, 2013, 07:16:49 am
N-Sunderland: "Dude c'mon, You're summoned, I shouted "Whiskey" in the regional chat"

Lies, I didn't say that!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on May 10, 2013, 01:53:51 am
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: The Churrosaur on May 10, 2013, 01:59:54 am
I feel like those quotes are conspiring to tell me something.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on May 10, 2013, 09:30:52 am
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 10, 2013, 11:19:42 am
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.

I'd believe so.  Can't be just a coincidence that it all transpired that way.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Draco Tempus on May 10, 2013, 12:22:49 pm
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.
Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.

I'd believe so.  Can't be just a coincidence that it all transpired that way.
This pun thread is spiralling out of control...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 10, 2013, 12:36:19 pm
I am inspired to boldly say you all are ridiculous.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shinkurex on May 10, 2013, 12:38:28 pm
I'm conspiring to nerf Zill :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on May 10, 2013, 01:05:19 pm
I am laughing so hard I find it difficult to respire.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on May 10, 2013, 01:58:42 pm
G-guys, this is a Quotes thread, from the g-game. Could you all pwease move this another place? I am s-starting to perspire over this thread's derailing
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 10, 2013, 02:52:38 pm
While your request is not required
I do grow rather tired
Of all of these jokes.

So let us aspire
to move from the spire
lest we suspire
from the madness.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 11, 2013, 06:34:14 pm
During the insane slow countdown where Desert Scrap was a choice.

Hizumi:  If Desert Scrap is the map, I am going to have to kill someone.
-Desert Scrap is the choice-
Entire Lobby:  Bursts into laughing.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Chango on May 11, 2013, 07:26:37 pm
I had the same thing happened to me with Scrap, except I said I was going to stab someone.
I remember beating a crew member with a wrench during the match.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 11, 2013, 07:55:22 pm
*sits up* spoon!, spoon! we are save the muse ship is there "over here" *waves

Captain Lockheart commenting MUSE and the rest of the CA's triumphant return from the current MUSE testing games, while we held standings against the hordes in the lobby chat.  :D
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 11, 2013, 08:58:05 pm
Hordes, and hordes.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on May 11, 2013, 10:57:02 pm
"Zwaene"

Said by myself, Jaceboojah, Ccrack, Fightboy Vash, Zboy, Ofiach, Sylas Firehammer, and Veyka. All at different times, irregular intervals, different pitches, and constant repetition, during the countdown for the cogs matches today.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Swallox on May 12, 2013, 08:33:42 am
"Zwaene"

Said by myself, Jaceboojah, Ccrack, Fightboy Vash, Zboy, Ofiach, Sylas Firehammer, and Veyka. All at different times, irregular intervals, different pitches, and constant repetition, during the countdown for the cogs matches today.

So THAT'S what you were saying... We thought it was "Swain"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 12, 2013, 08:35:42 am
That's just a cover-up. Swallow actually thought they were saying "Doug" :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 13, 2013, 05:04:15 am
What the hell this is goddamn fun!, Why havent we done this before?

the whalers - cartemis
cogs match week 7
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Squash on May 13, 2013, 03:55:23 pm
"pulling old cows out of the river again?"

-Coldcurse - https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,913.15.html
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on May 13, 2013, 04:30:42 pm
Me: "Man, This player level has erected like, permanently".

Urz: "So that's why MUSE have all the balance fixes, they can't get blood to their head"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 13, 2013, 04:36:05 pm
get teh fuck of my ship.

-captain phoenix-
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 14, 2013, 06:50:22 pm
We try to tell the new engineers to whack before you spray.
             - HamsterIV


(remember kids, always whack before you spray! :P)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 15, 2013, 03:01:05 am
in sovjet GoIo you dont shoot at clouds, clouds shoot at you.

-tarosD-
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 15, 2013, 05:14:24 pm
While showing some ropes in sandbox to a friend:
Me:  So, when something is on fire, you want to whack it before you spray it.
Friend:  ...so it's a lot like masturbation?
Me: Yes ._.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on May 16, 2013, 11:57:53 pm
Somebody: I HATE DUST CLOUDS!
Me: THEY HATE YOU TOO!
Them: JOIN THIS MATCH IF YOU HATE DUST CLOUDS!
*Match fills instantly*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on May 17, 2013, 12:43:43 am
(after killing a flame squid for the 3rd time in a match)
What is this? Calamari that fries itself?
- Jacob Hammerschmit
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 17, 2013, 01:07:50 am
I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 17, 2013, 02:24:07 am
captain coldcurse: "so where planning to play in the cogs again"
captain phoenix:"coldcurse did you say cocks or cogs"
captain coldcurse:"i said cogs"
captain phoenix:"oh ok, your accent makes it hard to understand"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shinkurex on May 17, 2013, 07:22:23 am
I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.

next time you're online, I will have to fly on your ship... instead of killing/being killed by it
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 17, 2013, 07:37:29 am
I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.

next time you're online, I will have to fly on your ship... instead of killing/being killed by it

*connetion error occurs*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 18, 2013, 04:44:01 am
In response to the quickfix.

Spawn dummy spawn is rate-limited (one every second); should prevent overspawn issues

Me:  So...no more spam summoning and killing targets?
Keyvias:  You have no idea how angry it made the servers

(To be honest...I think I did, with others, find out...)


----

After looking for a Lumberjack Anything in the Matches for a Lumberjack and giving instructions to basically help me aim, in which we started whopping the enemy team.

Random person whose name I forget (I know, I'm awful):  Okay, let's just say that I am the pilot, and this gunner is the captain.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 18, 2013, 04:33:03 pm
australia is 3 inches from the sun!

-swallow
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 18, 2013, 05:00:17 pm
i can draw on my own overlay, doodah doodah

-qwerty
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on May 18, 2013, 06:40:07 pm
I'm asian, deal with it
~Random
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Smollett on May 19, 2013, 01:51:23 am
MasX joins my ship with some other ducks.

MasX "I'll be an honorary duck for the day"
Smollett "well you're more than welcome but you realize you'll have to quack honorarily"
MasX "then I'll quack like a gentlemen"

MasX "Quuuack, Quuuack" in a highly affected and dignified British accent after every kill.

Had me laughing my ass off.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on May 19, 2013, 11:17:44 am
Oh man. I woulda payed to see that.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Veyka on May 19, 2013, 01:49:05 pm
I was flying with MasX this morning and he was doing a gentleman like Quack as well, I laughed my ass off!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 20, 2013, 04:11:48 pm
Letus is cheating on Ms. Letus with Rethburn
-Urz

Also..
everything being said as Captain Phoenix was trying to figure out who Letus Jr. was.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 20, 2013, 04:34:21 pm
Letus is cheating on Ms. Letus with Rethburn
-Urz

YOU'VE BETRAYED ME, LETUS!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 20, 2013, 04:37:34 pm
Letus is cheating on Ms. Letus with Rethburn
-Urz

YOU'VE BETRAYED ME, LETUS!

I NEVER SAW A RING!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: AzuraBOSS on May 20, 2013, 05:50:53 pm
This was in a CS:GO match not GoIO but i found it so funny

Randome dude: "Omg azura you suck"
Me :"i know"
Random dude: "don't you f**cking agree with me"
Me :"sorry"
Random dude :"shutup"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mill Wilkinson on May 20, 2013, 09:27:32 pm
A random captain the other day: "Welcome to *insert ship name here*. You shall be my crew today, and as you can see the flight weather is quite clear and the view the usual hopeless wreck. Feel free to use the upper left field gun at your leisure for sniping. Engineer X, please make sure the upper deck is fixed while mr. Y applies his skills on the lower deck. Mister Wilkinson, do make yourself comfortable on the main gun and all of you enjoy the flight. Let's shoot some ships."

Not as awesome as above mentioned ones, but it did set a certain atmosphere for the match. ^^
And this thread is becoming stuff of Glorious Quotes by itself. xD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 21, 2013, 02:38:59 am
A random captain the other day: "Welcome to *insert ship name here*. You shall be my crew today, and as you can see the flight weather is quite clear and the view the usual hopeless wreck. Feel free to use the upper left field gun at your leisure for sniping. Engineer X, please make sure the upper deck is fixed while mr. Y applies his skills on the lower deck. Mister Wilkinson, do make yourself comfortable on the main gun and all of you enjoy the flight. Let's shoot some ships."

Not as awesome as above mentioned ones, but it did set a certain atmosphere for the match. ^^
And this thread is becoming stuff of Glorious Quotes by itself. xD

welcome to aperture sience guns of icarus style
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arthem White on May 21, 2013, 07:00:00 am
My most usual quote as a pilot:

"Guys, the Pyramidon had its guns on starboard, right? Guys?"

And then boom.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on May 21, 2013, 10:23:18 am
Random quotes -
"Hey guys... i'm just gonna drive the galleon over the ground ok" <New friend took control of galleon... bad news
"Dude, repair the engines x100" < Annoying new friend on sandbox
"One does not simply play GOI for blowing up airships.. we all play it for the hats" <When we got free hats from that weekend
"Wut? puuhleez... My spire could take on 5 galleons at point blank range!" < Me bragging amazingly
"what does this even say? hoochoo? hwaichu? whichu? I give up on this thing..." < Friend couldnt pronounce hwacha
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on May 21, 2013, 01:47:38 pm
Quotes thread hit 10 Pages. Bring out the Slashfic and Beer!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on May 21, 2013, 05:00:12 pm
Quotes thread hit 10 Pages. Bring out the Slashfic and Beer!

Qwerty won't be happy...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on May 21, 2013, 06:25:15 pm
Quotes thread hit 10 Pages. Bring out the Slashfic and Beer!

Qwerty won't be happy...

Who says Qwerty is going to be in the story?
...
well the odds are high enough...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 22, 2013, 03:25:03 am
Quotes thread hit 10 Pages. Bring out the Slashfic and Beer!

Qwerty won't be happy...

Who says Qwerty is going to be in the story?
...
well the odds are high enough...

well we have to PM qwerty about this.
am i right N-Sunderland?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Fluitaire on May 24, 2013, 06:10:55 pm
Back when Squash had a harpoon on his Galleon during a practice match.
Captain Smollet: "We'll wait for Squash to poodle the pyramidion."
Me: "He's gonna what?"
Captain Smollet: "He's going to 'poon the pyramidion."
Me: "The first time you told us he was going to poodle it..."

Poodleing a ship became our code word for it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on May 25, 2013, 12:56:55 am
I thought poodling was the word for harpoons. And raspberries is "Hull armor down, fire the flack."

Is that seriously just ducks?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 25, 2013, 08:28:19 am
Yup, it is.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on May 25, 2013, 09:49:58 am
"Does Keon have diplomatic immunity, because we just might be screwed then."

-enemy captain.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 25, 2013, 10:36:04 am
"Does Keon have diplomatic immunity, because we just might be screwed then."

-enemy captain.
~can't touch this
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Fluitaire on May 26, 2013, 02:59:54 pm
During the Sky tournament Museosaurs first match.
4-0
Keyvias: "Lets charge the pyramidion and win."
Bubbles: "Wait did he really just say that?!"

There were several exclamations and conversations to that effect.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shinkurex on May 27, 2013, 10:16:55 am
While on a skype call with Zill:

Me: Hey babe whatcha doing? (me to my wife who is sitting next to me)
Zill: Nothing much babe just killing some airships

This then turned into whenever I got mad zill would say something along the lines of "Hey babe!" to cheer me up :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Machiavelliest on May 27, 2013, 12:19:18 pm
Me trying to speak Japanese to Japanese players to tell them what to do, then them speaking English to me to tell me thank you for gunner-piloting, good job.  And that my Japanese was 'very good' (Japanese for very bad).
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Alakan on May 27, 2013, 12:41:05 pm
in game audio chat. match just started.

me(normal voice): so what's the plan, captain?

Captain O'Toole(pirate voice): WE'RE GONNA TEAR THEM APART IN WAYS MORE HORRIBLE THAN THE DAY THEY TORE APART THEIR MOTHERS VAGINAS THE DAY THEY WERE BORN!!!


I couldnt function for a good 30 seconds afterward. was laughing too hard to move or think.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dragmyre on May 27, 2013, 11:36:24 pm
Cul's reaction to hearing N-Sunderland's voice over chat for the first time:

Cul:  *coughing/gasping noises*

Me: "You might need to clean your seat there Cul."

Cul: "No, I have rubber sheets on it for a reason. They are embroidered 'in case of Sunderland'."

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on May 28, 2013, 12:26:28 am
Zill: "I say it for me more for you."

wat
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 28, 2013, 12:43:10 am
Zill: "I say it for me more than you."

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on May 28, 2013, 11:33:24 am
Zill: "I say it for me more than you."

Fixed that for you.

Oh, I thought you just had a stroke.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on May 29, 2013, 02:42:03 pm
Captain Phoenix: MORE FANFIC

RethBurn: I'm doing a HoneyBadger/Sgt. Spoon Special.

Swallow: ... I hate you all.

NLCornelis: "I am become fanfic, destroyer of reputations"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 29, 2013, 05:56:10 pm
RethBurn: I'm doing a HoneyBadger/Sgt. Spoon Special.
waitwhat!?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on May 29, 2013, 06:42:13 pm
I think I came up with the I am become fanfic quote.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kestril on May 30, 2013, 02:51:37 am
"HullHullHullHullHullHULLHULLL!"

-a captian asking his crew to repair the hull.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on May 30, 2013, 03:48:48 am
I think I came up with the I am become fanfic quote.
Oh shi- sorry!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 30, 2013, 05:57:44 am
Qwerty:

ITS NOT A GOD DAMN OVAL!

Everyone else:
Its an oval...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on May 30, 2013, 06:29:59 am
Qwerty:
why is there a ship called qwerty's soul?

*qwerty looks at who's flying*

Qwerty:
Why coldcurse? why?

Papaparadox:
Because it's gonna die!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on May 30, 2013, 12:09:27 pm
RethBurn: I'm doing a HoneyBadger/Sgt. Spoon Special.
waitwhat!?

Good god. Maybe.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on June 01, 2013, 02:54:21 pm
*Across a Skype call with me, Shink, Yiski, and Sky.*

Shink to his wife: "What? No? Zill does not whisper sweet nothings into my ear!"

Laughter ensues.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on June 01, 2013, 03:03:29 pm
Distain:  Well if you're on the ground when the balloon is out, the bright side is that you don't have to fall far to your death.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on June 06, 2013, 10:41:44 pm
"Sunderland can beat me, because he flies like an absolute retard. He's unpredictable."

-Ofiach
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: timmymonsta on June 06, 2013, 11:06:31 pm
Me yesterday during a match while stupidly ramming a galleon:
"EAT THE WALL! EAT IT! HOW DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF PLASTER AND DESTRUCTION!?"

Other captain:"..."  ???
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Hester Randall on June 08, 2013, 07:34:06 am
Floppsy at the start of every match...

"Welcome welcome! Just to let you know, I will crash and kill you all!"

Me singing "Come over heeeere so I can shoot my gatling in your faaaace"
.
.
.

>.> Awkward innuendo is awkward.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on June 09, 2013, 10:41:24 pm
*A fore mentioned ten year old being annoying and while listened to orders, kept spouting off things that clogged the comm channel*

Random: Would you kindly shut up for a moment? I can't hear my gun firing.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on June 10, 2013, 04:13:23 pm
"Zill is not the type to make the same mistake twice"
"heck, Zill is not the type to make the same mistake once"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on June 10, 2013, 04:24:44 pm
"If we beat you guys 5-0 this time, I will eat a cactus."

-Flynn, right before we (the Falconeers) played a friendly match against his team (PaFa) after we defeated them 5-3 5-4 in Icarus Sky.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Surette on June 10, 2013, 04:28:14 pm
"Zill is not the type to make the same mistake twice"
"heck, Zill is not the type to make the same mistake once"
Salute for enduring being aboard my ship during that crazy match.  :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lehran on June 13, 2013, 10:21:51 am
"what the spire just happened?" dragonmere after we beat him 5-0 with double spire on duel at dawn.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Echoez on June 14, 2013, 11:38:43 am
"what the spire just happened?" dragonmere after we beat him 5-0 with double spire on duel at dawn.

LOL I was there for that one, it was ridiculous, then we procceded to have Spire wars xD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: dragonmere on June 14, 2013, 11:43:09 am
I'm not sure who the co-captain was for that match, but I take full responsibility for the lack of teamwork. I was just unable to comprehend the fact that randomly and aggressively charging the two spires with gat/flak pyras wasn't getting any kills. If I had to do it again, I'd probably make the exact same mistake. That was a very good match, albeit fast and one sided. One I'll remember quite a while, for sure.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Parkourwalrus on June 14, 2013, 12:36:55 pm
Thank you for giving me the image of an engineer violently making love to a sandwich in his hand.
Here ya go.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Firestone on June 14, 2013, 01:22:43 pm
"Welcome aboard the goodship Ralph Wiggum, more priceless than that moment you realized your mother has performed a bl** ***."
-Me

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RomanKar on June 14, 2013, 04:21:08 pm
Ofiach: Marco

as we looked for each other on the Canyon match for a good 5 minutes.  Then I came over the ridge on top of him and Nidh, destroying both ships and taking little damage.

RomanKar: Polo
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on June 18, 2013, 10:32:53 am
Allied Captain: So, Mr. Spock totally just left this lobby.

Me: WHAT? Why didn't he hop on my ship, I've got an open slot.

Allied Captain: Do you really want that guy on your ship? "Captain, flying a Goldfish is most illogical. Captain, not waiting for your ally is most illogical. Captain, contesting the point now is most illogical. Captain, rushing the Spire is most illogical."

Me: Only Mr. Spock would call rushing a Spire illogical.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Zenark on June 18, 2013, 02:03:42 pm
Last night, while piloting my Pyramidion..

Me over team chat: "Here comes the Crimson Chin!"

Then I rammed and obliterated a Spire.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on June 22, 2013, 12:05:49 am
The Paddling has some hilarious names for stuff.

"Ok Squash, I'm gonna go in reverse ass."

-Smollett
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ofiach on June 22, 2013, 12:39:17 am
I believe that is called "JLOing" someone Sunderland.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on June 22, 2013, 05:39:38 pm
Sammy to Sunderland: "Keon, you're on gat, xemko get on the flak, and Bounty on merc" (Bounty Sunderland)

"My. Name. Is. Sunderland."

"So can I call you BS?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Xanithas on June 22, 2013, 09:37:34 pm
Allied Captain: So, Mr. Spock totally just left this lobby.

Me: WHAT? Why didn't he hop on my ship, I've got an open slot.

Allied Captain: Do you really want that guy on your ship? "Captain, flying a Goldfish is most illogical. Captain, not waiting for your ally is most illogical. Captain, contesting the point now is most illogical. Captain, rushing the Spire is most illogical."

Me: Only Mr. Spock would call rushing a Spire illogical.

AH HA! That was me!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gryphos on June 23, 2013, 07:54:14 am
Me to Allied captain: This is too easy. It's like we're the bear, and they're the maiden fair.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on June 23, 2013, 08:05:31 am
Sammy to Sunderland: "Keon, you're on gat, xemko get on the flak, and Bounty on merc" (Bounty Sunderland)

"My. Name. Is. Sunderland."

"So can I call you BS?"

I laughed
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Echoez on June 24, 2013, 10:06:49 pm
Basically need a Pyramidion gun. Fire mini Pyras at ships that ram into them and knock them off course.

This.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: IvKir on June 25, 2013, 03:36:34 am
On one of mah match on Junker

Me, talking to engineer, Yar: Hey, can you tune left secondary engine?
Yar, after a moment gives me r2d2 whistle.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Commodore Phoenix on July 03, 2013, 07:57:26 am
Some random gunner

"Why don't I have the fire extinguisher?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gryphos on July 05, 2013, 06:38:26 pm
Captain
"Take care of the hull"

Me
"I got it."

Literally two seconds later.

Me
"I DON'T GOT IT! I DON'T GOT IT!"

*Dead*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Surette on July 05, 2013, 09:48:31 pm
Quotes from today's 3v3 tournament:

Skyraider
"Maybe if we just go up and down and then I can reload and then hit --"

Zill
"Sky... just shoot."

And then lots and lots of

Zill
"SURETTE, THE HULL!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on July 05, 2013, 09:51:01 pm
Don't forget "THE BALLOON 100%!!!!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 05, 2013, 09:59:39 pm
Also from today's 3v3 tournament, when we had a questionable spawn against Merry Marauders.

"Hey, what's shooting- OH MY GOD IT'S THE GALLEON"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on July 05, 2013, 10:03:45 pm
<3
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 05, 2013, 10:06:07 pm
You started 2v1-ing us in that engagement, but we survived! THE DANCING FEATHER NEVER DIES!

(Reference: our game vs. NAF/Valiant where we solo-charged a Galleon and Goldfish on low permahull, lived, and killed the Galleon)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Imagine on July 05, 2013, 10:15:53 pm
You started 2v1-ing us in that engagement, but we survived! THE DANCING FEATHER NEVER DIES!

(Reference: our game vs. NAF/Valiant where we solo-charged a Galleon and Goldfish on low permahull, lived, and killed the Galleon)
"How is the Dancing Feather not dead yet?" - Me, about 10 times during that game.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 05, 2013, 10:18:41 pm
You started 2v1-ing us in that engagement, but we survived! THE DANCING FEATHER NEVER DIES!

(Reference: our game vs. NAF/Valiant where we solo-charged a Galleon and Goldfish on low permahull, lived, and killed the Galleon)
"How is the Dancing Feather not dead yet?" - Me, about 10 times during that game.

The answer lies in the damage log in the top left. You see, we have a merc on the front for a very, very good reason :D
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on July 06, 2013, 01:05:47 am
You started 2v1-ing us in that engagement, but we survived! THE DANCING FEATHER NEVER DIES!

(Reference: our game vs. NAF/Valiant where we solo-charged a Galleon and Goldfish on low permahull, lived, and killed the Galleon)
"How is the Dancing Feather not dead yet?" - Me, about 10 times during that game.

The answer lies in the damage log in the top left. You see, we have a merc on the front for a very, very good reason :D

Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 06, 2013, 08:45:40 am
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.

I was only explaining why the Galleon couldn't do anything. You're half the reason we did the actual killing itself (and yes, you did a damn good job).
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on July 07, 2013, 12:22:09 am
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.

I was only explaining why the Galleon couldn't do anything. You're half the reason we did the actual killing itself (and yes, you did a damn good job).

Hey, no, you can take the credit. I don't want it. I want to be the creepy guy who hides beside you and threatens to expose you for your shameless lies unless you buy snacks for me.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 07, 2013, 12:52:38 am
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.

I was only explaining why the Galleon couldn't do anything. You're half the reason we did the actual killing itself (and yes, you did a damn good job).

Hey, no, you can take the credit. I don't want it. I want to be the creepy guy who hides beside you and threatens to expose you for your shameless lies unless you buy snacks for me.

K, what do you want me to get for you? (you're paying for shipping though)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on July 07, 2013, 12:55:55 am
Such a coincidence, that you fire that merc. What about those amazing high-quality gatling guns.

I was only explaining why the Galleon couldn't do anything. You're half the reason we did the actual killing itself (and yes, you did a damn good job).

Hey, no, you can take the credit. I don't want it. I want to be the creepy guy who hides beside you and threatens to expose you for your shameless lies unless you buy snacks for me.

K, what do you want me to get for you? (you're paying for shipping though)

Do you have those junior mint things in Canada?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 07, 2013, 01:17:37 pm
Hi. It appears like once again, I'm late to the party. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198030753833

And if anybody says anything...

I. Will. Eat. Your. Soul. From. Out. Of. Your. Socks. (Are souls cliche now that Coldcurse has a monopoly on ours?)

EDIT: SHUT UP NO I DID NOT READ THE THREAD! SHUSH! ALL OF YOU!

I found this too damn funny   :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: FightBoyVash on July 07, 2013, 03:54:31 pm
Quote
I AM NOT CANADIAN!!
-Sasquatch
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 08, 2013, 12:16:25 am
I HAVE TO SHAVE JESUS!!!!!!
~Me while my sister was play Dragons Dogma.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 09, 2013, 07:25:21 pm
(While I was showing off my less-than-stellar piloting skills on Labyrinth)

Main gunner: Kirk, you wouldn't happen to be a terrorist, would you?

*Pause*

You know, with all that crashing into buildings?



Main Engineer (in chat): Alla T. Kirk. 
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: naufrago on July 09, 2013, 10:04:53 pm
During the 3v3 Tournament-

Shink: "Goldfish is number one priority. Shooting it supersedes all other orders i give... unless I say I'm serious."

 
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 11, 2013, 02:19:46 am
Tim's reaction when I showed him the GOIO biweekly update, that had one ominous looking whale in the background.

(http://s21.postimg.org/ox3dhb1mu/Tim_s_reaction.jpg)

Picture broke........
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Papa Paradox on July 11, 2013, 03:48:28 am
(http://i.imgur.com/vhUrMoh.png)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 11, 2013, 04:42:51 am
Oh god.. That's too damn funny
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on July 11, 2013, 04:48:52 am
"Ah piss!"

--Morbie
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 11, 2013, 08:41:43 pm
Ronald Regan: Get on the hull, matey!

Piemanlives: I'm no lady! I'm a Woman.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 12, 2013, 07:50:52 am
His real name is actually Diane Pie
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 12, 2013, 10:28:42 am
Don't we have a player by that name?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 12, 2013, 10:43:08 am
Pinkamena Diane Pie is a badass engineer.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 12, 2013, 03:31:20 pm
he's also probably a knife wielding maniac with that name :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 12, 2013, 10:00:29 pm
I love you guys XD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Calico Jack on July 12, 2013, 10:27:58 pm
"Whoever thought the mine layer was a good idea can s*ck a d*ck"

a player on match chat who was on a pyra I'd been circling for pretty much the whole match in a squid with dual mine launchers.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shaytan on July 17, 2013, 08:06:16 pm
" Buttsoup. " - Charon.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Charon on July 18, 2013, 06:09:28 am
I approve this message ^
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Qwerty Kun on July 19, 2013, 03:09:36 am
Enemies only spectate like qwerty2jam - Masx, Guns of Icarus Cypher

Laughed my ass off.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on July 19, 2013, 03:46:28 am
"Its not a stacked team, look they got 1 kill to our 5!!" -Gilder
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: MasX on July 19, 2013, 04:56:41 pm
Gents- oo masx good job on the cypher u killed it
mark abrams- he's black what do u expect
masx-Dead.....
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 20, 2013, 11:58:49 am
I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you

I'm just going to leave this here
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 20, 2013, 05:37:01 pm
I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you

I'm just going to leave this here

Wow, just to think that I'll be the same age as Tim is now when I'll say that. Are you a time lord Pie? How does the future look? Have we already been enslaved by the ipods?!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 20, 2013, 05:53:21 pm
I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you

I'm just going to leave this here

Wow, just to think that I'll be the same age as Tim is now when I'll say that. Are you a time lord Pie? How does the future look? Have we already been enslaved by the ipods?!

I can not disrupt the timeline by giving you such knowledge XD I trust you remember where this quote is from?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 20, 2013, 09:10:20 pm
... Are you a time lord Pie? How does the future look? Have we already been enslaved by the ipods?!

Join the Cake clan!
We've got Devs, Star Fleet Officers, Furies, and Time Lords!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 20, 2013, 09:29:14 pm
... Are you a time lord Pie? How does the future look? Have we already been enslaved by the ipods?!

Join the Cake clan!
We've got Devs, Star Fleet Officers, Furies, and Time Lords!

Furies? Like the monsters of Greek myth?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 20, 2013, 09:45:38 pm
Furies? Like the monsters of Greek myth?

AUTOCORREEEEEECCCCTTTTTTTT

(http://www.trektoday.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/KirkKHAAAN071511.gif)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on July 21, 2013, 06:29:06 am
how to destroy qwerty's day with 1 word.

Coldcurse: hey qwerty, how are you doing?
Qwerty: hey im doing fine.
Coldcurse: oval.
Qwerty: ... fck you coldcurse.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mill Wilkinson on July 21, 2013, 08:29:15 am
Furies? Like the monsters of Greek myth?
AUTOCORREEEEEECCCCTTTTTTTT

img
HAH! You are hereby denied the option to use any other pics but Trek related on this forum. xD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 21, 2013, 12:33:04 pm
I can not disrupt the timeline by giving you such knowledge XD I trust you remember where this quote is from?

vaguely   ...I'm pretty sure I said that to Walrus wasn't I? Also.. something with Twilight, or Nightmare moon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 21, 2013, 02:41:18 pm
I can not disrupt the timeline by giving you such knowledge XD I trust you remember where this quote is from?

vaguely   ...I'm pretty sure I said that to Walrus wasn't I? Also.. something with Twilight, or Nightmare moon

Yup and his DEATH TO BRONIEISM
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 24, 2013, 11:04:33 am
From Duck Teamspeak, when we were discussing how the casters would react to Squash captaining as an engineer in Cogs vs. BFS:

Quote from: Squash
Qwerty's probably going to be like "NOBODY'S GOING TO BE ON THE HELM OF THAT SHIP!!!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on July 24, 2013, 12:29:33 pm
qwerty's reaction: [doesn't notice]

I really feel like each of the teams needs to send in a paragraph about what they plan on doing.

eg: "This week, Squash is going to be piloting the ship as an engineer. The goal is that he does main hull repair when it needs help."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 24, 2013, 12:31:51 pm
And they could add on a note saying "That's lesmok, not greased" :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on July 24, 2013, 09:08:28 pm
So, according to lord dick tim, airmines are now "Whale turds"

They're everywhere.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 25, 2013, 01:21:22 am
It was fitting, dropping mines out of the back of a Galleon called 'Sky Whale', as the pyramdion is about to kill us they strike one of the aptly named "Whale Turds" and veer off course.  Only to kill us a moment later, but it was worth it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Plasmarobo on July 25, 2013, 09:19:57 am
Me: "Skyraider, stop mining our allies!"

Skyraider: "When I have access to mines there are no allies, only enemies."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on July 31, 2013, 12:41:05 am
Locutus of Borg: I'm Going to mine Kirk's spire!

After a few moments of mining the spire.

Kirk:Uh guys, that's not me.

Me: What?

Over captains chat

Me: Are you alright over there?

Riku: Everything's burning!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gambrill on July 31, 2013, 03:13:55 am
Gunner: why is this gun so c**p?

Me: what do you mean?

Gunner: it doesn't reach them whenever I aim at them...

Me: (noticing its a mortar) aim higher and it'll reach them.

Gunner: but what if it goes too far?

I had to stop for a second to smash my head in with my keyboard.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on July 31, 2013, 11:37:00 am
Hey, it's not like I can hit with a mortar either...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mill Wilkinson on July 31, 2013, 01:40:52 pm
Hey, it's not like I can hit with a mortar either...
Lesmok for magic things to happen. ;D
Also, close range brawliiiiiiiiinggggggg!!! *rips shirt*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 01, 2013, 01:06:37 pm
*Flying on a ship with B'lenna, Rokith, and Darkthing*

Rokith (in an amazing George Takai voice): "Oh my. Captain. We seem to have done quite well last match."

Random guy: "Hey Darkthing, if Rokith is really Sulu, than you're messing up the whole Trekkie thing."

Darkthing: "I'm space itself."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 03, 2013, 04:38:02 pm
"Everybody on guns, we're going for an Alpha strike!"

-Keyvias
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 04, 2013, 03:21:18 am
"CAKE TOUCHED IT"

~Various people in the BBS stream chat
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 06, 2013, 10:20:07 am
Fargo: "Sammy, you like Ivan more than me, don't you!"

Sammy: "Define... Ivan..."

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on August 06, 2013, 09:55:08 pm
Firestone: "It's called guns of icarus, not... wrench of icarus!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on August 08, 2013, 01:01:54 pm
During a 2v1 encounter where both left and right guns on a junker were shooting:

Wazulu: "Hamster you always put us in the most chaotic fights"
Me:        "We aren't dead yet I don't see the problem here"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gambrill on August 12, 2013, 07:55:23 am
"Greased rounds in a flamer? A greasy fire! Sounds like the aftermath of an indian feast!"

-Captain Kuro who was my gunner
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on August 14, 2013, 11:11:54 am
Some random kids last night whose name I sadly can't remember accusingly asked me.

"Do you talk like that in hopes of getting something out into that quote thread."

No, I just talk in an epic fashion and when you joke every second, statistically there will occasionally be a good one.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 14, 2013, 11:15:29 am
"The words you're looking for are "Wow Sammy, how did you avoid that?""

-Sammy B.T.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on August 14, 2013, 07:07:52 pm
I love my thread.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 16, 2013, 03:13:13 pm
"I want. To eat this guy. With my mouth."
-Keyvias
-Anonymous

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: naufrago on August 16, 2013, 03:43:24 pm
"I want. To eat this guy. With my mouth."
-Keyvias
-Anonymous

Subtle. I don't think anyone but me, with my awesome skills of deduction, will discover that it was Keyvias now.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 19, 2013, 12:10:17 am
Me: Where the hell is our ally? He isn't responding!

*dramatic pause*

Random: He's surrendered, Jim.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on August 19, 2013, 12:20:03 am
I have two questions.

1: How come kirk gets all the fun?
2: Is picard taken?

Edit: Of course he is. So much for having fun star trek quotes. Now I'll have to be something stupid like "Obi Wan Kenobi" who doesn't have any quotes.

Seriously. Nobody's gonna say "He's dead, Obi". How stupid does that sound.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 19, 2013, 12:24:45 am
I have two questions.

1: How come kirk gets all the fun?
2: Is picard taken?

Picard is taken
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 19, 2013, 12:47:54 am
If I had a nickel for every time somebody said:
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a gunner, not an engineer!"
I would be getting hats faster than a squid on moonshine.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on August 20, 2013, 12:08:30 am
I think the word "Five-Zill victory" meaning a 5-0 bout counts.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on August 20, 2013, 12:20:29 am
I think the word "Five-Zill victory" meaning a 5-0 bout counts.

The whole stream was great, but that was just the cherry on top.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on August 20, 2013, 01:41:57 pm
1v1 is hugely imbalanced.  This is where your 2nd ship comes into play.  We didn't design the game for 1v1.
This should be plastered across the screen of every first time pilot. Just because there are two or more enemy ships in the air doesn't we pair off like dance partners.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 20, 2013, 11:25:08 pm
*Cake vs. Muse game*

Cullen: Go Cake!

Random: there goes your job.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Silas Knight on August 21, 2013, 12:36:31 am
Someone get on the Saja Hawajikimjakinaihaja...er...the main gun...
-Me, Today.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DMaximus on August 21, 2013, 11:02:19 am
Quote
[10:57:52 AM] shinkurex: Zill is my world

Nothing we didn't already know, but it's always nice to have confirmation.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on August 21, 2013, 11:53:53 am
*Cake vs. Muse game*

Cullen: Go Cake!

Random: there goes your job.

xD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on August 21, 2013, 12:41:31 pm
Zachary is totally grounded.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mill Wilkinson on August 21, 2013, 12:44:10 pm
DMax as an engie, after getting hit by a hwacha-barrage: "My everything is everything!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DMaximus on August 21, 2013, 04:47:34 pm
DMax as an engie, after getting hit by a hwacha-barrage: "My everything is everything!"

Sometimes words are hard. Especially when I'm engineering.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 21, 2013, 10:43:27 pm
"This looks like a fun match. Wish I was playing in it..."

Our poor allied captain in the flotsam tournament.
Said he was lagging pretty hard.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shinkurex on August 22, 2013, 12:50:13 am
Sir Hippo: Don't hit the things that look like big packages in the sky Zill
Shinkurex: But they're sooo preeeeety
                  Then they give hugs
Dmax: MEAN HUGS
Naufrago: They hug like an anaconda
Dmax: AN EXPLOSIVE ANACONDA
Dmax: OF DOOOOOOOOOM!

My clanmates when noticing cakes mine launchers.... It was a pleasure flying against you Cake...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 22, 2013, 12:52:48 am
As it was Merry Men, it was a blast of a match.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 22, 2013, 01:00:40 am
Thanks to the Merry Men, Cake now has a new term for mines: Presents.

Get me closer, Zenark! I want to hit them with my incendiary present!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 22, 2013, 01:19:57 am
Lets give them a burning surprise!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on August 22, 2013, 09:33:11 am
Hey, you guys must be doing something right. I double checked to make sure my engies had fire tools lol.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Zenark on August 22, 2013, 10:19:59 am
*Flies much closer* Here you go Kirk, Rustle Their Jimmies!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Syconawt on August 23, 2013, 08:52:28 pm
Doing some 3v3 practise with the BFS, Haven and anyone else who wanted to show up. :P

Brick: "I'd love to face an all-spire team to get some ramkills in."
Me: "Ah now, that'd be like finding a needle in a haystack."

A couple of matches later, we face an all-spire team.

Me:"..............."

Also, referring to someone who would just keep saying "F*ck You" over the voice chat.

Quote from: Brick
He's like a vulgar Pokemon.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Zenark on August 27, 2013, 04:11:52 pm
*Just joined some pastries, waiting for a lobby to fill up*

B'Elanna: Hi, Zenark.

Me: Hey, B'Elanna

B'Elanna: I like Zenark, he always sounds like he wants to die.

Me: Q.Q
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 31, 2013, 01:27:35 pm
"I swear. Everyone level 6 and up knows each other."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 31, 2013, 03:01:52 pm
You have to admit though, it's kind of true.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on August 31, 2013, 03:17:14 pm
#notLevel6Yet
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 31, 2013, 03:20:49 pm
You don't count. You were on the old forum.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on August 31, 2013, 03:57:15 pm
Cough cough
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on August 31, 2013, 04:00:39 pm
Oh right. Congrats on getting out of the newbie matches, Sgt. Spoon. Level 4 is a great achievement.

buuuuurrrrn

Just kidding. It's amazing how true that quote is though.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 31, 2013, 04:41:23 pm
Once more I can say "Oh Spoon, so unfortunate."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on August 31, 2013, 04:41:43 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 31, 2013, 04:44:53 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

:P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Echoez on September 03, 2013, 07:34:22 am
I can't even anymore :v
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on September 03, 2013, 09:21:35 am
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on September 03, 2013, 12:09:26 pm
Shortly after Cogs Saturday

Frogger: Hey Sammy, don't tell Squash this, [comment redacted]

Next day

Sammy: Hey Squash, Frogger was telling me that [comment redacted]
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on September 03, 2013, 06:34:26 pm
Care to enlighten the entire rest of the world, sammy?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on September 04, 2013, 03:14:19 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Zenark on September 04, 2013, 03:55:17 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on September 04, 2013, 06:58:13 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on September 04, 2013, 07:05:54 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on September 04, 2013, 08:56:59 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on September 05, 2013, 05:58:27 am
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mattisamo on September 05, 2013, 08:02:23 am
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!

I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on September 05, 2013, 06:20:52 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!

I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!

QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on September 06, 2013, 07:26:25 am
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!

I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!

QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mattisamo on September 06, 2013, 08:25:31 am
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!

I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!

QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.
What are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Swizy on September 06, 2013, 08:30:56 am
"I really hate quote combo-breakers"

-Swizy
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gambrill on September 06, 2013, 09:04:02 am
"I really hate quote combo-breakers"

-Swizy

I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train

-Gambrill
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on September 06, 2013, 10:31:09 am
"I really hate quote combo-breakers"

-Swizy

I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train

-Gambrill
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro."

-Keon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Zenark on September 06, 2013, 12:02:53 pm
"I really hate quote combo-breakers"

-Swizy

I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train

-Gambrill
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro."

-Keon

I really hate people......
Really

-Zen
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gambrill on September 06, 2013, 12:09:43 pm
"I really hate quote combo-breakers"

-Swizy

I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train

-Gambrill
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro."

-Keon

I really hate people......
Really

-Zen

come on Zen its not THAT bad :)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Zenark on September 06, 2013, 12:10:46 pm
"I really hate quote combo-breakers"

-Swizy

I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train

-Gambrill
"Woah. That's, like, meta, bro."

-Keon

I really hate people......
Really

-Zen

come on Zen its not THAT bad :)

HATE!
*Foams at the mouth*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Swizy on September 06, 2013, 12:26:16 pm
"I really hate people who try to keep it going by starting another quote train"

"yes me too"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on September 06, 2013, 03:54:44 pm
*B'Elanna and I setting up a Cogs team for Cake*

Me: Okay, I'll ask Lezentas

Her: Already asked him. He said maybe.

Me: Jesus, B'Elanna, leave me something to do :P.

Her: I'm on an engine run, Kirk.
And this Cogs planning is burning moonshine.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on September 06, 2013, 04:32:58 pm
"Woah that was a mighty quotamid"

- Me
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on September 06, 2013, 04:50:35 pm
"Woah that was a mighty quotamidion"

- Me
ftfy
-me
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on September 09, 2013, 11:32:00 pm
"They need to change the ESRB rating for what you guys are doing"

---some random crew guy on a Mine Junker that was manned by Zuka, Gilder, and I.

"....."

---One of the Pyramidions that ragequit after facing said Junker
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on September 10, 2013, 01:08:18 pm
Was he talking about the game play or  the copious amounts of sexual innuendo that happens on a ship with Zuka and Gilder on it?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on September 10, 2013, 05:48:44 pm
Was he talking about the game play or  the copious amounts of sexual innuendo that happens on a ship with Zuka and Gilder on it?

Most likely both.  We were running a mine junker...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on September 11, 2013, 08:13:48 pm
Was he talking about the game play or  the copious amounts of sexual innuendo that happens on a ship with Zuka and Gilder on it?

Most likely both.  We were running a mine junker...

Mine Junkers are OP
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on September 11, 2013, 09:13:57 pm
Was he talking about the game play or  the copious amounts of sexual innuendo that happens on a ship with Zuka and Gilder on it?

Most likely both.  We were running a mine junker...

Mine Junkers are OP

Perhaps...
but there is a way to not get nailed by them..

Just most people play the ram happy pyramidion or blenderfish....or close range brawlers.

And it is so hilarious to watch a pyramidion with kerosine and buffed engines suddenly turn...or try to turn...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on September 11, 2013, 10:35:30 pm
"OhGodHereComesAHawacha!"

"Nope. Mine-Testa."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Zenark on September 12, 2013, 10:02:36 am
"OhGodHereComesAHawacha!"

"Nope. Mine-Testa."

Oooh god, what happened? *Another mine appears nearby* "Lookout!" *BOOM* "Why is everything broken!? *BOOM BOOM* "What's happening!?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shinkurex on September 15, 2013, 03:53:25 pm
"Let's not count our arrows before they're shafted"

-Zill
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on September 15, 2013, 11:04:56 pm
"Nobody is good Pyra pilot. Pyra is noob ship"

-Xemko

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on September 19, 2013, 10:47:23 pm
"Look at these new signals! DEATH UP"

-Frogger
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on September 20, 2013, 11:34:19 am
*Pechka joins lobby*
Some variant of: "Pechka!" "Yay Pechka is here!" "It's Pechka!"
-Every one above level 6 in the lobby
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on September 20, 2013, 04:12:59 pm
*Pechka joins lobby*
Some variant of: "Pechka!" "Yay Pechka is here!" "It's Pechka!"
-Every one above level 6 in the lobby

Charon: "I can't yell at my crew anymore. How could I yell at Pechka?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on September 20, 2013, 04:18:19 pm
I yelled at Pechka once. I felt like a horrible human being and apologized immediately.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Charon on September 20, 2013, 09:00:43 pm
I yelled at Pechka once. I felt like a horrible human being and apologized immediately.

Hahahahaha
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DMaximus on September 24, 2013, 09:29:25 am
Quote
DMaximus: ZILL USE YOUR LEET SKILLZ TO MAKE ME NO LONGER SICK AND MY ASSIGNMENT DONE!
Zill: I tried to team up with your immune system but they took buff and two fire extinguishers. No chance man.
shinkurex: noob engies
DMaximus: So can I just surrender now? I want to find a new match.
Skyraider: You only get to play one match I'm afraid.
DMaximus: I demand a refund.
Zill: Best of one man. It's like cogs for your face.

Life: It's like Cogs for your face.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Qwerty Kun on September 24, 2013, 07:46:48 pm
Best. Quote. Ever.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Keon on September 24, 2013, 11:59:49 pm
That. On the front page. New motto of GOI.

"Life: It's like Cogs for your face."

In all the papers.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Qwerty Kun on September 25, 2013, 02:24:21 am
Grimwinters playing board game online under the effects of truth syrum: I have a small willy.

We all proceed to laugh our asses off.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Morbie on September 25, 2013, 07:31:05 am
EVERYONE HOLD ONTO ME BLOOMERS! ~Zuka
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gambrill on September 27, 2013, 04:02:06 pm
WHO or WHAT is zuka!? i've heard it now for a while. why am i not informed!? >.<
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on October 02, 2013, 11:20:05 am
WHO or WHAT is zuka!? i've heard it now for a while. why am i not informed!? >.<
Zuka is short for the player Zuka Esari (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50303), he is one of the most entertaining people to fly with. His mic banter is the stuff of legend.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on October 02, 2013, 12:01:20 pm
WHO or WHAT is zuka!? i've heard it now for a while. why am i not informed!? >.<
Zuka is short for the player Zuka Esari (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=50303), he is one of the most entertaining people to fly with. His mic banter is the stuff of legend.
It's the man who killed me, I'm but a skellington now.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on October 15, 2013, 01:07:52 am
Oh an old one I remembered

"Follow that angelic voice!"

~Muse Cullen
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on October 15, 2013, 07:11:23 am
Ducks go "quack,"

Gents go "huzzah,"

Cakes go "happy bir-irth day."

But there's one sooouuunndd,

That no one knoooowwwssss,





WHAT DOES THE ZILL SAY?

-Someone from the rumble whose name escapes me.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DMaximus on October 15, 2013, 01:07:08 pm
Ducks go "quack,"

Gents go "huzzah,"

Cakes go "happy bir-irth day."

But there's one sooouuunndd,

That no one knoooowwwssss,





WHAT DOES THE ZILL SAY?

-Someone from the rumble whose name escapes me.
It was Reth. The responses:
Shinkurex: I know
Goijamestkirk: 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0
Broadcaster Cesports: Blame shink

My favorite response was yours, it fits with the song.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on October 15, 2013, 06:30:39 pm
now thats pretty damn funny
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on October 15, 2013, 07:04:32 pm
now thats pretty damn funny

Sometimes I think it's me you're talking about.

..Then I realise Rethburn isn't funny.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Serilda Fallon on October 17, 2013, 04:01:29 pm


''They make your bullets go turbo. Instead of pew... pew... it goes PEWPEWPEW!''
- Knight Voss on Greased
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Honeybadger on October 17, 2013, 04:33:57 pm
"Man Honeybadger, your a goofball."
-Pendleton Ward
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on October 18, 2013, 04:23:38 am
Me:"Is it okay if...ummm... someone 'accidentially' summons RethBurn by singing 'What Is Love?' and 'Never gonna let you go'?"
Everyone: "...no..."
Me: "Damnit."

-Me when faced by COx
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on October 24, 2013, 10:41:47 pm
"Take mallard/spanner/buff"

-Squash
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: NoWuffo on October 25, 2013, 02:57:52 am
Me:"Is it okay if...ummm... someone 'accidentially' summons RethBurn by singing 'What Is Love?' and 'Never gonna let you go'?"
Everyone: "...no..."
Me: "Damnit."

-Me when faced by COx

Ahh yes, I remember said incident... The answer is still "No."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on October 25, 2013, 07:21:37 am
"Take mallard/spanner/buff"

-Squash

With a loadout like that, what could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Riggatto on October 26, 2013, 12:05:34 am
Lochnagar bacon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on October 26, 2013, 10:33:18 am
Me (in response to Chrinus): People used to praise my engineering, now it's always my helmet (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/631916283498160826/B4CE9E979AFE0B1766CC192CC23A79E4B922C7C0/)

Echo: More proof that this game is becoming TF2.


Couldn't stop laughing.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on October 26, 2013, 01:41:45 pm
Tar Barrel: Turn your ass into a Hawacha!

-Spud Nick
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on October 27, 2013, 01:24:40 am
Denorolementememeent

-Me
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Salous on October 27, 2013, 01:56:54 am
OH MY GAWD! GET THE BALLOON! OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY.

- Nowuffo using "crazy voice"

By the way, the best way to picture "crazy voice" is to think of a female mickey mouse cooking waffles.

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHT8JbtRY3scxVkG4KB5pYPLxJZeHCnwBPfuio43mi1AYA4DZc1Q)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: NoWuffo on October 27, 2013, 02:21:27 am
"Oh NAOHHHHH!!! Shoot them, Shoot them!! Hit 'em!! Ohh Lawd, OUR BALLOON!! WE'RE SINKING! OH NAOOOHHHH!!!"

-Salous using his "crazy voice"

Trust me, if you haven't been on a squid with me flying and Salous engi-ing, you haven't played Guns.
(http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/meh.ro5865-455x341.jpg)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on October 27, 2013, 08:01:47 am
Denorolementememeent

-Me

You make me sick.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on October 27, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
Jsha neigh say paa
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on October 27, 2013, 08:32:19 pm
You are dead to me Sammy. That is all I can say to this.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Myroc on October 28, 2013, 01:51:43 pm
"I do what I want to your brother, when I want! I want to ravish him right here in the lobby!" -Zuka'Esrai
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Echoez on October 28, 2013, 05:24:43 pm
In b4 echoez yells at me for carronade nerfs.

No comments :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Letus on October 30, 2013, 06:57:57 am
My cat has devolved into a crew of ships.
--Zuka
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Adrasteia on October 31, 2013, 03:31:06 pm
Denorolementememeent

-Me

You make me sick.

I am so sorry Sunderland...  This is all because I dared Sammy to pronounce Dénombrement...
..<3
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dr Pantaleon on November 01, 2013, 05:59:54 pm
I just want to thank my Pyra captain who randomly started playing the "Ride of the Valkyries" in voice chat while we were utterly destroying a Galleon.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DMaximus on November 02, 2013, 01:15:58 am
I just want to thank my Pyra captain who randomly started playing the "Ride of the Valkyries" in voice chat while we were utterly destroying a Galleon.

I start singing/humming this very frequently while we're charging the enemy. I can only assume it's an amazing experience for my crewmates since I'm completely tone deaf and unable to carry a tune.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Smollett on November 02, 2013, 01:37:43 am
Ummm, guess it's confession time, I quack this as I head into competitive matches, I don't stop til my crew joins in. 

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on November 05, 2013, 03:40:20 pm
Not from guns of Icarus but a friend had this as his away message:
Quote
Don't think of it as a waterballoon launcher, think of it as a ballistic moisturizer.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on November 11, 2013, 05:45:49 pm
"Nice Save!... DAMN" -Sir Morty
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on November 11, 2013, 07:00:03 pm
"Ah... I just fell off the ship."

"What? I didn't give you permission for shore leave! Do that again, and you'll be walking the plank!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GreyTea on November 12, 2013, 06:42:47 pm
obligatory quotes

Getting on aft guns ''but this is a goldfish''

Such Further

Much laughing
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on November 15, 2013, 11:37:42 pm
"Pop 'em, disable 'em, strip 'em, kill 'em"
-B'elanna
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on November 15, 2013, 11:50:32 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!

I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!

QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.
What are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?

This is quite the oldie.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: The Churrosaur on November 17, 2013, 07:39:26 pm
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!

I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!

QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.
What are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?

This is quite the oldie.
Not dead yet
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mattisamo on November 18, 2013, 08:18:31 am
Keon... you're dead to me
EDIT: You too Pie

-Sgt Spoon.

Hey, you can't quote the quote thread :P

We need to go deeper.


Y-you fools! A-ARE YOU T-TRYING TO THROW US ALL INT-TO LIMBO?!

#neverseeninception

Inquoteception

What have you done?!

I've done nothing, it's all your fault!
Fool!

QUOTE THE QUOTED QUOTE!
Oh my god, I don't even. You've derailed the quote's thread.
What are you talking about? Isn't this a quote?

This is quite the oldie.
Not dead yet
*Bonks head*
Now it is.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Asteria Bisset on November 18, 2013, 04:03:09 pm
*C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER*

Me: Hello, crew! Welcome aboard my ship! If anything goes wrong, blame me for being a terrible pilot! Take whatever you want and shoot whatever you feel like! I don't care what you bring as long as it makes sense to you! And I will not yell at you as long as you're nice, can hit things and shoot shit! Because I'm flying this thing and you don't need to fly shit.

Enemy Engineer 1: You have to the be the chillest captain I've ever seen...

Enemy Engineer 2: I like their team better than this one. Can I swap?

Enemy Captain 1: NO! YOU ARE WITH US FOREEEVVEEERRRRR!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Gryphos on November 18, 2013, 05:55:39 pm
Me:
"Welcome aboard the Griffin's Gizzard, where the puns are bad and the evasive manoeuvre is always 12"

This basically sums up the experience of serving aboard my ship.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on November 18, 2013, 06:47:40 pm
Well if we are doing opening spiels.

"Welcome aboard the Admiral Quackbar best/fastest/most resilient Junker in the game, I will be your captain this evening. Top deck engineer, I'm sorry."

Second match

"Same as before but happier and with your mouth much more open."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on November 18, 2013, 07:11:47 pm
My second match spiel is usually "Ok everyone same plan, less sucking." Especially if we lost the last game.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on November 24, 2013, 03:28:58 am
Spiels? Well in that case "Welcome aboard the Starboard Angel, the ship of ever changing builds."

That then becomes.

"Right, lets try that again."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dr Pantaleon on November 24, 2013, 09:45:58 am
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the Ever Onward on the afternoom flight to doom. Weather above the clouds: sunny, weather below the clouds: cloudy. There is a chance of death throughout the day."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on November 26, 2013, 10:18:21 pm
Nico.: "Why does our hull keep going down so fast?"

Me: "It's a Spire."

Zander: "Yea, the hull is made of paper. Paper and hope."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on November 29, 2013, 05:34:41 pm
Me: What are we doing?!

Grey T: Intershipual love, get used to it!

and over the course of the match me and him yelling sweet nothings to each other.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GreyTea on November 29, 2013, 05:40:37 pm
Me: What are we doing?!

Grey T: Intershipual love, get used to it!

and over the course of the match me and him yelling sweet nothings to each other.

and our loved burned bright like the fire weapons and our bound as strong as our galleon rams

also

Piemanlives: Hey Grey what ship five
Me: But am a squid arrrrrrrrrr like a teddy bear cuddling a polar bear
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on December 01, 2013, 04:29:52 pm
Shinkurex: they'll casually walk on over and kindly ask for your death
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on December 03, 2013, 02:28:15 am
Me: 'Err... We had to Zukathanize them...'
 *Zuka starts cracking up*
My explanation to why we killed our ally mobula, which had gone rogue; Everyone was in shock that we were able to kill our ally mobula without using mines.
(The best part was we won that match, and on a Spire)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on December 03, 2013, 04:18:32 am
Me: 'Err... We had to Zukathanize them...'
 *Zuka starts cracking up*
My explanation to why we killed our ally mobula, which had gone rogue; Everyone was in shock that we were able to kill our ally mobula without using mines.
(The best part was we won that match, and on a Spire)
I don't even...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Riggatto on December 10, 2013, 12:34:45 am
While on a junker
Riggatto: Man the aft guns!
Hamster: I'm getting on aft guns! *jumps off the back of the ship*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on December 10, 2013, 03:10:58 am
While on a junker
Riggatto: Man the aft guns!
Hamster: I'm getting on aft guns! *jumps off the back of the ship*

Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on December 10, 2013, 03:15:37 am
This is a bit of a generalization of the conversation.

Me: I'm repairing the engines ARRRRRR!

Kirk: Get on the gun ARRRRR!!!

Me: Getting on gun ARRRRRR!!!!

Me:  Vessel spotted ARRRRRR!!!!

Kirk: ARRRRR!!!!!

Me: ARRRRRR!!!!!

B'Elanna: Umm... Arrr?

*Sometime later*

Me: My throat hurts, arrrrrr.....

Kirk: Me too, arrrrrr.....
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on December 10, 2013, 03:30:17 am
We all knew this would happen with the voice command, I just hope that at some day it'll be used with respects to the captains ability. Gotta love when my level 2 and 3 quick-joining gunners tell me that there's an enemy ahead, in the 200m pass of Battle on the Dunes where I am kerosening to ram.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on December 10, 2013, 06:59:49 am
wait... is there a voice command?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Thomas on December 10, 2013, 05:46:35 pm
"Wow, that is really nice flying. I'm surprised we haven't hit any-" *scraaaaaape*

".... Sorry, I jinxed it."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sylas Firehammer on December 10, 2013, 07:50:56 pm
"Sammy, there's wreckage below the ship"

*cricket*

"Sammy wreckage"

*cricket*

"SAMMY THERES WRECKAGE WE'RE GOING TO HIT IT"

*velcros to wreckage*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on December 10, 2013, 09:51:31 pm
This is a bit of a generalization of the conversation.

Me: I'm repairing the engines ARRRRRR!

Kirk: Get on the gun ARRRRR!!!

Me: Getting on gun ARRRRRR!!!!

Me:  Vessel spotted ARRRRRR!!!!

Kirk: ARRRRR!!!!!

Me: ARRRRRR!!!!!

B'Elanna: Umm... Arrr?

*Sometime later*

Me: My throat hurts, arrrrrr.....

Kirk: Me too, arrrrrr.....

Please note that we were imitating the quickchat.

Like pirates.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on December 12, 2013, 09:44:12 am
Who said lochnagar flamethrower was a good idea?!

-Brick Hardcastle.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on December 20, 2013, 03:27:01 pm
Who said lochnagar flamethrower was a good idea?!

-Brick Hardcastle.

I always pre-load blender fish flamers with lochnagar, just in-case fellow crew manage to steal my kill.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on December 20, 2013, 05:49:17 pm
Brick Hardcastle: "Oh wai- Da- I brought the wrong ship

RethBurn: "Brick. you're out of BFS."

*Everyone Chuckles*

Brick: "Wait, what?! You can't kick me! This isn't a democracy, this is a Bricktatorship!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kitty.Hawk on December 20, 2013, 06:30:29 pm
General chat was instructing newbies on how to play the game, when someone said:
 
*Someone*: "Just remember rule #1"
*Me and 3 other people*: "Rule #1, It is always Shink's fault."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Syconawt on December 20, 2013, 11:52:33 pm
Reth: Hang on a minute, if I'm Brick's girlfriend, but I'm also my girlfriend's boyfriend, does that mean I'm cheating on one of them?

Me: "Yes, you're cheating on both of them!"

Reth: "But I mean, like, I'm Brick's girlfriend, but I'm also my girlfriend's boyfriend, surely that doesn't count, right?"

Brick: "Well, that just makes you a transgender cheater then."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on December 28, 2013, 02:27:05 pm
Quote from: James T. Kirk
No no no, we do this to you, you don't do this to us.

When a Galleon rammed our blender fish after we did two ram kills on it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on December 28, 2013, 06:03:31 pm
"Legend says that if you put your ear to the curb, you'll get hit by a taxi." - Jacob Fii
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on December 29, 2013, 05:48:24 am
"Legend says that if you put your ear to the curb, you'll get hit by a taxi." - Jacob Fii
Hoi now! I'd know that sentence if it slapped me in the face with a fish!
Perhaps one day I'll spread the story it is attached to amongst the community - until then, just ask to hear a ghost story ingame or on TS :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dolphirus on January 05, 2014, 08:50:20 am
"Detonate the mine field"

"It'll kill us..."

"$^#& it."



AND NO ONE GOT A VICTORY SCREEN.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on January 05, 2014, 11:11:12 am
"I'm one of Guns of Icarus Online's biggest assholes, and yet i'm one of the nicest people as well... Life has a sense of humor." -JawJee
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on January 06, 2014, 11:34:47 am
"Detonate the mine field"

"It'll kill us..."

"$^#& it."



AND NO ONE GOT A VICTORY SCREEN.

so 5 5 games are possible?!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: TheSovietKlondikeBar on January 06, 2014, 08:35:37 pm
"Detonate the mine field"

"It'll kill us..."

"$^#& it."



AND NO ONE GOT A VICTORY SCREEN.

so 5 5 games are possible?!

NO. IT IS NOT OF THE NATURAL ORDER. YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ORDER. EAT MEEEEEEEEE.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dolphirus on January 07, 2014, 01:56:17 am
It was like a 5 3 game but there were no ships left for the crew to take a victory pose on.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on January 07, 2014, 02:26:49 am
It was like a 5 3 game but there were no ships left for the crew to take a victory pose on.
then youll get a scene of dead bodies on the ground...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dolphirus on January 07, 2014, 03:34:54 am
We got nothing and it couldn't have been better. Nearly pissed myself laughing
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on January 07, 2014, 07:53:50 am
My ship has been on a team that has won whilst dead before. We got destroyed and were waiting for our respawn when the match ended. Our ship was there but our crew didn't appear, almost like it was being crewed by ghosts.
Spooky.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on January 12, 2014, 04:23:34 am
Dunes, Galleon/Squid vs Junker/Pyramidian

Score: 4/3

State: We both have some permahull damage, and had just killed both foes...

me (Galleon): (Captain voice chat) I am going to burn in with moonshine as soon as this cloud passes.

[Team] Kruegerz: nonono

[Team] Kruegerz: stay here for a bit

[Team] Kruegerz: I need to finish my donut
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on January 12, 2014, 06:18:17 am
[Team] Kruegerz: nonono
[Team] Kruegerz: stay here for a bit
[Team] Kruegerz: I need to finish my donut
The trademarked tactics of Kruegerz in a nutshell! :D
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on January 16, 2014, 05:46:07 am
me: "I think the dev game is more a pubstomb."
Keyvias: "it's not a pubstomb."
Keyvias: "Sometimes..."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on January 17, 2014, 11:40:27 pm
[Team] Kruegerz: nonono
[Team] Kruegerz: stay here for a bit
[Team] Kruegerz: I need to finish my donut
The trademarked tactics of Kruegerz in a nutshell! :D
This couldn't be any more true.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on January 21, 2014, 08:07:37 am
Orangey: What is the Inverted butterfly?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on January 22, 2014, 01:19:51 am
"I'm Sorry, Red, but that merits slow and painful death By Goldfish." -Me
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on January 23, 2014, 12:06:17 pm
The tale of my first time on a burst rounds flame thrower!
Me : Oh wow I strip them SO fast!
Gilder : That's what Zuka said
Me : Was that a "that's what she said" joke or is that -actually- what he said?
Gilder : Both...?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mizhir Starsurge on January 23, 2014, 02:48:29 pm
I'm looking forward to the day that I say something funny enough that people will:
1. Remember it
2. Post it here
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on January 24, 2014, 03:04:54 am
I'm looking forward to the day that I say something funny enough that people will:
1. Remember it
2. Post it here
-Mizhir Starsurge
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mizhir Starsurge on January 24, 2014, 09:12:07 am
I'm looking forward to the day that I say something funny enough that people will:
1. Remember it
2. Post it here
-Mizhir Starsurge
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SwimFellow on January 25, 2014, 01:45:45 pm
 "Ok, here's our game plan: Turn left." - A friend of mine, during a match in which I was captain, and we decided that it would be a good idea to never turn the ship right, only left. Surprisingly enough, we won. As a policy, I only turn left now.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Buchou on January 25, 2014, 11:08:42 pm
"Crew, this is your captain speaking. We are dying." - JMHX in global chat. To his all AI crew. Right before he rammed someone. And died. #neverforget
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on January 26, 2014, 03:04:27 pm
"Okay, so no drinking tonight Reth- Actually, get tipsy, because you suck when you're sober."

- Andros 2014
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on January 28, 2014, 02:28:32 am
Pilot: ok, coidcoerse I want you to have a spanner, mallet and fire exstinguisher.

[I already had wanted he named but I wanted to troll him a bit]

Me: What's a spanner? Is that the red thing?

[Pilot suddenly ragequits]

...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on January 31, 2014, 09:57:36 am
Pilot: ok, coidcoerse I want you to have a spanner, mallet and fire exstinguisher.

[I already had wanted he named but I wanted to troll him a bit]

Me: What's a spanner? Is that the red thing?

[Pilot suddenly ragequits]

...

(http://i.imgur.com/6gZbySI.jpg)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on January 31, 2014, 09:59:55 am
Thats exactly the expression I made when I did that.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tharnator on February 01, 2014, 05:32:48 am
Captain Atruejedi doing nothing at the beginning of the match
"Sorry, i was pouring a shot."

Later, in the same match
"Thar, remind me in the lobby to bring captains tools. Remember, i'm afternoon drunk."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on February 03, 2014, 09:14:36 am
macmacnick:
I will stop your pit dominance.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Oliver Colt on February 04, 2014, 04:25:27 pm
-Narcotic: "MOOS" *repeat several times in many matches*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on February 06, 2014, 05:06:15 am
Muse Bubbles: When I clicked on the mute button ingame, Keyvias isn't green anymore. He's my friend no longer.

Muse Keyvias: Whyyyyyyy! Q.Q
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Terrkas on February 06, 2014, 11:59:32 am
I just got one from muse, steamhub:

Keyvias:
"I do agree that serious players and groups do have a problem being called pub stompers because to the other side they appear to be. Despite serious players simply playing the game, effectively and well against a side that often times is less organized than a huddle of penguins when a killer whale is spotted."

http://steamcommunity.com/app/209080/discussions/0/540732888764683930/#p2
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Jereven on February 07, 2014, 05:52:00 pm
AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queen Chrysalis on February 12, 2014, 05:58:10 am
AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.
I'll have you know she did a wonderful job.  Except the two times I blew up into beautiful shards of flaming cake.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on February 13, 2014, 09:13:14 pm
Me: Hey guys, I need some turners.

Sandy Hawkins: We don't need turners. We only need to go one direction: to victory.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on February 13, 2014, 09:23:44 pm
Kirk: "Wow that looked really skillful, I mean really was skillful."

When Kirk rammed us into the landscape and put us well in arc.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on February 14, 2014, 05:49:18 pm
Me: " RISE UP, RISE MY COMPATRIOTS, LET US RECLAIM WHAT IS OURS, LET US REAP WHAT WE SOW, LET US CLAIM VENGEANCE ON THEIR LAND, ON THEIR PEOPLE. WE WILL NOT FALL THIS DAY. NO SIR. WE WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE, WE WILL RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE. WE. WILL. NOT. FALLLLLL-

Engineer: " Balloons down"

Me : " Well..."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on February 14, 2014, 08:01:02 pm
'I'm a purr-A-mid-EION!'

Queen Chrysalis after ramming through a Squid and killing a Goldfish.

While piloting a Squid.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on February 17, 2014, 11:10:21 am
"There's a certain level of confidence that comes from saying 'we know that you know what we are going to bring, and we are going to bring what you know that we are going to bring. And we're going to win with it anyways.'"

-Captain Smollett
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on February 18, 2014, 04:10:53 pm
Some context for that, Ducks were playing the Gents on Northern Fjords and honestly, we Ducks were doing a lot of boring movement and the game went to the thirty minute time limit. There was plenty of space where the action was completely non existent, yet Captain Smollet and Brick Hardcastle kept the show interesting and relevant to competive Guns of Icarus. It was a great casting team!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mL_3DddVgw#t=2205
Here is the video set to the beggining of that match
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on February 25, 2014, 06:57:27 pm
"I've noticed that I pilot my Pyramidion just like I pilot my hoover. I just sweep it back and forth."
 
-Melon McCrabernathy.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Jereven on February 26, 2014, 12:35:34 am
"I've noticed that I pilot my Pyramidion just like I pilot my hoover. I just sweep it back and forth."
 
-Melon McCranberry

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on February 26, 2014, 08:00:06 am
Naughty Jereven. That micro-meme stays in the Cake thread :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on February 26, 2014, 08:52:16 am
"WELL DONE ladies and gentlemen. ...and B'Elanna."
~feastonthrones.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on February 26, 2014, 11:13:57 am
"WELL DONE ladies and gentlemen. ...and B'Elanna."
~feastonthrones.
He remembered your Klingon heritage and made sure you felt.....indluded! That's definitely what it was :D
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on February 28, 2014, 12:48:56 am
"I'm going to have to go and use my talent at capitalism on steam for trading cards... So I can Buy Adventure mode when it comes out! My Steam wallet is drier than Coldcurse's sense of humor!"
-Me, ranting about how empty my steam wallet is.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on March 02, 2014, 12:26:13 pm
"Okay, I'm pissed off enough that I'm taking what I said I never would fly - for the first and last time, a Metamidion."
-Me to Bdr when we were working on the White Whaler achievement.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on March 02, 2014, 04:13:34 pm
"Pretty lady with a ton of spirit brought into this world an amazing little guy. I'm forever impressed by you, Shukketsushi, and I will love you long after they put me in the ground."
~Charon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on March 10, 2014, 01:23:34 pm
Quote from: macmacnick
Read between the mines.
As we took a Munker into a Paritan rumble.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on March 11, 2014, 11:55:07 am
"You know you're scraping the bottom of the dating barrel when only Jacob's potted plants will hit on you."

- Captain Jake Sparrow
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on March 11, 2014, 08:29:41 pm
"Okay I'm going to tab out, pm me on steam when they decide to attack us."

~Lueosi piloting a sniper mobula
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DMaximus on March 11, 2014, 09:56:12 pm
"Okay I'm going to tab out, pm me on steam when they decide to attack us."

~Lueosi piloting a sniper mobula

Pretty sure I've said something similar during some of MM's longer matches.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shinkurex on March 12, 2014, 12:29:47 am
Pretty sure I've said something similar during some of MM's longer matches.

usually involved food and beer
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DMaximus on March 12, 2014, 08:33:14 am
Pretty sure I've said something similar during some of MM's longer matches.

usually involved food and beer

Oh, I've DEFINITELY gone AFK in the middle of competitive snipe fests to grab a beer before. I'm 90% less effective without one, so really I was doing us a favor.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: JPMRocks on March 12, 2014, 10:15:41 am
British Captain: "I apologize, I've had about 3 bottles of whiskey tonight, so my flying capabilities will be a little hindered."
Me: "It's okay captain, don't think of it being that you're drunk, think that you're being more Scottish and Irish than normal".
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on March 13, 2014, 03:05:22 am
"Okay I'm going to tab out, pm me on steam when they decide to attack us."

~Lueosi piloting a sniper mobula


Glorious Lue
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on March 13, 2014, 05:37:11 am
coldcourse i don't think you have spent engouth time on the game to be commenting
-Tropo
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on March 14, 2014, 03:54:41 am
My favorite type of music? Soul...
-Coldcurse
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on March 14, 2014, 04:02:49 am
"I'm pretty sure in 3v3, each team has a designated third wheel teammate."
-Me
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on March 14, 2014, 08:16:39 am
coldcourse i don't think you have spent engouth time on the game to be commenting
-Tropo

I thought it was you who said that to Tropo.
Quote
If you play the game long enough. You won't need a minimap.

https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,3677.0.html
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: N-Sunderland on March 14, 2014, 09:39:46 am
Let's not start that here, please.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on March 14, 2014, 06:35:59 pm
Upon my kissing Kirk with my avatar (I was pretending to be Uhura)
"I like your moustache, it tickles my party hat."
-James T. Kirk

Upon manning a banshee squid and attacking a Galleon
"Okay guys, Front-right Trifecta"
-James T. Kirk
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ariden on March 15, 2014, 02:46:54 pm
Quote
I'm pretty sure Tropo, who is level 12/13/14, has probably played at least twice as many games as you coldcurse. Check who the poster is before you bring up experience.

Just resurrecting the gems from the past, Sunderland.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on March 15, 2014, 03:40:10 pm
Ariden, I'm going to have to ask you to stop this nonsense, it's almost as if you're trying to assert some sort of SAC/Tropo dominance here. Doing so here, here of all place, is neither appreciated, nor does it actually prove anything.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on March 15, 2014, 07:23:01 pm
People should try using PMs
-Sammy B. T.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on March 15, 2014, 10:03:48 pm
Let's just rush in their spawn with a lumberjack-fish and kill them all...

and it even works! :D

~ Phelan, after we got 10 kills on red sepulcher sitting in the enemy spawn, popping and ramming stuff.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on March 16, 2014, 12:09:42 am
"I'm a fat-arse galleon — Ain't nobody got time 'fo 'dat!"
-Me on flying a galleon on flayed when asked to go to Point E from Point D with the rest of the group.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on March 16, 2014, 10:35:43 am
Random player: " Wheres the red team?

Spud Nick: " Killing each-other with mines"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on March 16, 2014, 02:51:39 pm
Upon manning a banshee squid and attacking a Galleon
"Okay guys, Front-right Trifecta"
-James T. Kirk


The third gun is the ship.

That reminds me:

"Squidram? Not even I'm that crazy"
-Cullen, literally months ago.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on March 16, 2014, 06:15:54 pm
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on March 16, 2014, 09:02:01 pm
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.

You spelt 'Shink' wrong.

And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.

*sniff*
*sniff*

CULLEN COME BACK TO US
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on March 16, 2014, 10:02:27 pm
"The Hmmm Mk XI is going in to give the Cupcake the kiss of death; the Cupcake is looking tasty right now to Mellon McCrabernathy, but James T. Kirk will not have any of that. He has beamed out all the shits he can give."


-Fourth Oracle, Iron Fork of Friday cast.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on March 16, 2014, 10:47:43 pm
Somewhere on a squid:

"I am putting greased in the mortar." -LeMoon

"I am putting lock in the mine launcher." -Tropo

"I am putting sand in the engines." - LeMoon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: AbbyTheRat on March 17, 2014, 01:20:56 am
AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.

Oh geez, I got quoted already in my short time on GoI, at least only once so far.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on March 17, 2014, 09:25:05 am
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.
And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.

*sniff*
*sniff*

CULLEN COME BACK TO US

"GoIO Devs Episode I: The Phantom Developer"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on March 17, 2014, 04:03:30 pm
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.
And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.

*sniff*
*sniff*

CULLEN COME BACK TO US

"GoIO Devs Episode I: The Phantom Developer"

Attack of the Publishers?

Revenge of the Hurricane?

A New Playerbase?

The Developers Strike Back?

Return of the Players?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on March 17, 2014, 05:21:03 pm
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.
And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.

*sniff*
*sniff*

CULLEN COME BACK TO US

"GoIO Devs Episode I: The Phantom Developer"

Attack of the Publishers?

Revenge of the Hurricane?

A New Playerbase?

The Developers Strike Back?

Return of the Players?

And then there's the two games.

Let's Players of the Polaris Republic 1 and 2.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on March 17, 2014, 07:33:48 pm
R.I.P. Cullen. He lived how he died: Humiliated and blamed.
And we still see Cullen around every once in a while.

*sniff*
*sniff*

CULLEN COME BACK TO US

"GoIO Devs Episode I: The Phantom Developer"

Attack of the Publishers?

Revenge of the Hurricane?

A New Playerbase?

The Developers Strike Back?

Return of the Players?

And then there's the two games.

Let's Players of the Polaris Republic 1 and 2.

Quickly, Reth.
To the wherever you go to get patents-place!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on March 18, 2014, 07:25:28 am
 "It's ok to have a crush with pilot, don't blame yourself, Tanya ^^" (c) B'elanna
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on March 19, 2014, 12:15:32 am
(in steam chat)

Me: Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall
Me: pls.
Oliver: xD fien but just bc you said pls
(we talk like that in chat, heh...) (a wall of text, heh)

...And that, is how I manage to get Oliver to end the current turn and start the next.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Oliver Colt on March 20, 2014, 12:55:43 am
Well since I've been brought up...

Mac: Quick, take a screenshot!

Me: *turns around to see this*

(http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/3317204693885019197/F9C4CE3C1C52D8CE50C77CA6F87311BA3665F80E/1024x562.resizedimage)

You are now one with the ship!

Mac: *funky laugh he does idek xD*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on March 20, 2014, 06:16:49 am
You are now one with the ship!
It's like he's been assimilated! Macmac, are you the new Locutus?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on March 20, 2014, 06:58:57 pm
You are now one with the ship!
It's like he's been assimilated! Macmac, are you the new Locutus?

Extinguisher is futile?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on March 20, 2014, 07:12:42 pm
"You may be red, and I may be blue, but we will have beautiful purple children together."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on March 20, 2014, 08:00:06 pm
You are now one with the ship!
It's like he's been assimilated! Macmac, are you the new Locutus?

Extinguisher is futile?
Chemical spray is futile.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Battle Toads on March 20, 2014, 08:52:50 pm
Well since I've been brought up...

Mac: Quick, take a screenshot!

Me: *turns around to see this*

You are now one with the ship!

Mac: *funky laugh he does idek xD*

What kind of graphic setting are you using, it is scaring me to look at D:
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Oliver Colt on March 21, 2014, 02:37:02 am
Well since I've been brought up...

Mac: Quick, take a screenshot!

Me: *turns around to see this*

You are now one with the ship!

Mac: *funky laugh he does idek xD*

What kind of graphic setting are you using, it is scaring me to look at D:

Me: The "my internet is bad enough as it is, I don't wanna make it worse with fancy qualities (however that logic works)" one :P

Mac: The "better engineers work from the inside" one, possibly... xD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Slim Definition on April 02, 2014, 06:25:46 am
''BRING THE PEANUTBUTTER ROUNDS!!!''

GanjaDreads
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mattilald Anguisad on April 07, 2014, 11:02:52 am
me: "I can't repair both engines and hull on the same time"
Skrimskraw: "You have to" - moonsines in order to ram, while under fire and no armor.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on April 14, 2014, 02:47:57 pm
This wasn't from Guns of Icarus but from a real life Capture the Flag game.
Quote
Look at me,  I am the the distraction.
As I try to bait the other team's defenders off their flag. So one of my faster team mates could get the flag. I felt like such a squid pilot at that moment.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on April 20, 2014, 05:34:25 pm
Spud Nick: "do you think you could maybe add some more mines? To improve this loadout?"

Melon McCrabernathy: "Ok, give me a moment let me just re-model my whole loadout around you."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on April 20, 2014, 09:15:46 pm
"Ready on the Flare gun!"

Ightrril
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on April 21, 2014, 09:06:58 am
"Vatic, you finally made a perfect proper  multi-situational loadout, but put it on the WRONG SHIP!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on April 22, 2014, 10:00:33 am
Every time Geo sees a 4-hwacha galleon


(http://cs607817.vk.me/v607817963/8ead/L6-ut7ZCGXU.jpg)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on April 23, 2014, 09:48:04 am
Jawjee: " MY HULL, MY HULL, MY KINGDOM FOR A HULL"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on April 23, 2014, 05:40:26 pm
Jawjee: " MY HULL, MY HULL, MY KINGDOM FOR A HULL"
That's my bit! :P

We can share it <3
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: NallyNally on April 24, 2014, 02:04:13 am
SkyLordGreg: -In regards to a powder monkey joining midgame- "Well you're the captain! You have to show him how to play!"
Captain Phoenix: -Gets off the helm- "This here is a staaaaaircaaaase! You can go up the stairs and you can go dooooown the staaaairs! This is a guuuun! You shooooot the guuuuun!"

I don't remember it word for word, but it was something along those lines. Glorious and hilarious indeed.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on April 26, 2014, 07:34:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ImNeTTf.png)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Myroc on April 30, 2014, 03:57:21 am
*On a junker with the new traveler theme*

Person #1: "How do you like the new theme?"
Person #2: "I feel like I could go below-decks an order a transexual prostitute."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on May 02, 2014, 12:19:28 pm
*On a junker with the new traveler theme*

Person #1: "How do you like the new theme?"
Person #2: "I feel like I could go below-decks an order a transsexual prostitute."

(.whisper. you don't "order" a prostitute. you exchange money for services they provide!)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on May 02, 2014, 10:44:05 pm
"You know what that ship in front of us smells like?"

Crew: "Oh god."

"MOONSHINE!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Myroc on May 03, 2014, 06:46:24 am
(.whisper. you don't "order" a prostitute. you exchange money for services they provide!)
I'm just quoting, go talk to the guy who actually said it. (His name sadly escapes me, however.)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on May 03, 2014, 01:39:17 pm
Recounting a conversation with B'Elanna

Skrimskraw: I asked her
Skrimskraw: and then she started to talk to me as if i was a cat
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on May 03, 2014, 10:24:26 pm
Melon: Kirk, what's the drumming sound?

Me (over clearly audible drum sounds): What? I don't hear anything.

Melon: Kirk. You tell me what those drum sounds are, or I leave you guys for Iris.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Skrimskraw on May 04, 2014, 05:55:22 am
frostbound: "OK OK OK  WE´RE FUCKING DEAD, DEAD, WE ARE DYING.. ok we are still alive."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Jawjee on May 04, 2014, 06:30:52 am
Captain Lockheart: "Scrim is love. Scrim is Life."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on May 04, 2014, 11:20:15 pm
"Our galleon is taking heavy fire. Tank the hull, we are moving to block the shots."

Me, flying a Mobula.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on May 05, 2014, 02:40:12 pm
Me: " Good job Rainer, you brought a support ship to go with my support ship"

RainerZuFall: " I hate you"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on May 08, 2014, 03:25:46 pm
"I'm not a newbie .. I lost all my levels .. somehow -_-"

~ Lexy
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on May 11, 2014, 08:06:30 pm
"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on May 11, 2014, 08:47:39 pm
"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus

ég fæ á afturátt byssur!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: -Mad Maverick- on May 11, 2014, 11:07:41 pm
it's not gay! it's just two grown men having a good night kiss... -me talking about something that happened with me and tropo
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on May 12, 2014, 03:41:29 am
it's not gay! it's just two grown men having a good night kiss... -me talking about something that happened with me and tropo

straight?
so is spaghetti.
(http://fe867b.medialib.glogster.com/media/80/80ded643596f2994a7558e1c3832b674a329607aa13bffec80060478fdf5d9f2/boiling-spaghetti-300x225-jpg.jpg)
(until you heat it up)

and also:
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6s2lcS8an1qeu8cvo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mattisamo on May 12, 2014, 11:26:16 am
"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus

It works on a Galleon, so.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on May 12, 2014, 04:16:01 pm
"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus

It works on a Galleon, so.

Squids as well, but it's still fun to shout.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: -Rydr- ToraTsuki on May 12, 2014, 04:53:14 pm
Competetive match... Chaotic version ;D
"There they are!"
"Where?!"
"There!"
"Where is there?!"
"Over there!"


aaand
Zuka: My cat devolved into a crew of ships.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on May 16, 2014, 09:56:12 am
"Oh my Gawsh, I'm so sorry!" - B'Elanna as a pilot, throughout the entire Labyrinth match.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on May 16, 2014, 11:42:38 am
Me: AND STAY OFF MY LAWN.

Pieman: I am your lawn.

MissKittyMuffins: When your lawn speaks to you, you know you have problems.

Pieman: FERTALIZE ME!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on May 23, 2014, 12:01:05 pm
Me: Somehow I can see that, even though I don't know what you look like, so I see a magnificent moustache in your place. And your wife is a top hat.

Caylin: ^ if only

Caylin: I wish I was a moustache :|
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on May 23, 2014, 02:03:41 pm
Keyvias: this person has an issue with his game and I checked his DxDiag, this is what it reports
Operating System: Windows Vista? Home Premium

ToraTsuki: mmh

Piemanlives: Vista...

Keyvias: question marks don't belong there

Keyvias: apparently the computer is confused on it's os
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on May 24, 2014, 03:01:40 am
"Everyone go gunner. Lesmok, burst, greased, pipe wrench."

"Shouldn't at least one of us bring extinguisher?"

"You will let it burn out."

After the match:

"He said his only tool was moonshine, and if he yelled 'MOONSHINE!', we were to drop everything and run for the engines. He wasn't kidding."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: -Mad Maverick- on May 25, 2014, 07:10:52 am
Chauvinist Guy: really you're letting girls on your ship?

me: uh...

CG: and really you're going to have them engi for you?!

me: why wouldn't i?

CG: because girls can't fix things!

me: wait is that a stereotype? I hadn't heard that one before

CG: how many girls do you know who can change a tire?!

me: how many girls do you know?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on May 25, 2014, 12:38:55 pm
Me: oh god the hull's down... fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck... Did i mention fuck?
Riggatto: I don't believe you did.
Bdrline: It doesn't matter... we're on a spire...


Later...
Riggatto gets a Loch kill.
Me in match chat: FIREWORKS.
me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: BdrLineAzn on May 25, 2014, 01:17:13 pm
Me: oh god the hull's down... fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck... Did i mention fuck?
Riggatto: I don't believe you did.
Bdrline: It doesn't matter... we're on a spire...


Later...
Riggatto gets a Loch kill.
Me in match chat: FIREWORKS.
me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.

Ah I remember it just like it was yesterday lol
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on May 25, 2014, 07:03:28 pm
me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.

Reminds me of how I always used to say "We Katy Perry'd the crap outta you" whenever we got a kill on triple banshee mob/junker trollbuild (using only banshee of course).
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on May 26, 2014, 08:40:18 am
Chauvinist Guy: really you're letting girls on your ship?

me: uh...

CG: and really you're going to have them engi for you?!

me: why wouldn't i?

CG: because girls can't fix things!

me: wait is that a stereotype? I hadn't heard that one before

CG: how many girls do you know who can change a tire?!

me: how many girls do you know?

You gotta love the sales crowd. Its easy to forget that GOIO is a sad exception to the way online communities generally are.

I did overhear this great bit yesterday.

Guy makes a ridiculously sexist comment (can't remember what but the c word was used), and the whole lobby, which had been loud previously, just goes quiet. Someone finally broke the silence.

"We don't do that here."

"Oh, well thats actually quite a relief."

And the jerk turned out to be not the most horrible person after all.



Sometimes just the expectation of good behavior is enough to enforce it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on May 26, 2014, 05:15:16 pm
Absolutely. Crowd mentality at its best... and worst. I have been in lobbies that were completely full, and some jerk started making comments against either race or sex, was told it was not acceptable, continued, and the entire lobby just picked up and left. And in the spirit of such things, a parting shot from a lady as we all left a 3v3 lobby:

"I hope you enjoy playing with yourself... I am sure you are used to it."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on May 28, 2014, 05:22:21 am
I remember, that on previous sale in beginning of March, i was bulliued quite often, and I changed my name to Nicolas Phenole. Being a young boy is less judged than being a woman. Actually, it is a bit creepy how much people liked me as a young boy >.<
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on May 28, 2014, 10:00:00 am
I remember, that on previous sale in beginning of March, i was bulliued quite often, and I changed my name to Nicolas Phenole. Being a young boy is less judged than being a woman. Actually, it is a bit creepy how much people liked me as a young boy >.<

yup. that's how i made up the .mrau. thing. and the sounding like a predator. :P
people thought i was a boy with a soundboard and all was good.
wasn't until a bit later that i dared to talk to people outside cake.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on May 29, 2014, 01:10:14 am
We had an influx of members in those days, funny actually.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on May 29, 2014, 03:46:29 am
Jacob & B'Elanna and all the .mrau.!

.purr.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on May 31, 2014, 10:27:47 am
An engineer's favorite thing to hear:
"How are we not dead?"

A gunner's favorite thing to hear:
"How are they dead?"

A pilot's favorite thing to hear:
-blissful silence of his crew following his every order without question-
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: YellowJacketXV on May 31, 2014, 12:18:30 pm
"All guns port to starboard, enemy vessel due south-southeast! Prepare to fire upon De Welly!...Die Well? Fuck it, just shoot the damn thing!"

(Enemy Ship Name: "Die Welle")

Cap'n: "WE WILL SHOW THEM THE LAW OF BUSHIDO!"
Gunner: "THEY HAVE NO HONOR"
Cap'n: "THEY FLEE DISHONORABLY"
Gunner: "SHAMEFUHR DISPRAY"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on June 01, 2014, 12:41:57 am
Levi mann: your guy's hope sucks

Levi mann: :P

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: that line

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: make no sense

Piemanlives: Don't insult the old hope!

Piemanlives: Or should I say

Piemanlives: "A new hope"

Levi mann: i dont watch star trek

Later

Levi mann: come on you have to at least give me that is was a good come back

Piemanlives: Shame Levi. Shame!

Piemanlives bites his thumb at Levi.

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: He bites his thumb at thee!

Levi mann: ok this time for real i dont get the reference
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: -Mad Maverick- on June 01, 2014, 02:20:48 am
Levi mann: your guy's hope sucks

Levi mann: :P

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: that line

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: make no sense

Piemanlives: Don't insult the old hope!

Piemanlives: Or should I say

Piemanlives: "A new hope"

Levi mann: i dont watch star trek

Later

Levi mann: come on you have to at least give me that is was a good come back

Piemanlives: Shame Levi. Shame!

Piemanlives bites his thumb at Levi.

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: He bites his thumb at thee!

Levi mann: ok this time for real i dont get the reference


do you bite your thumb at us sir?

do you quarrel sir?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on June 01, 2014, 04:45:48 pm
Levi mann: your guy's hope sucks

Levi mann: :P

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: that line

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: make no sense

Piemanlives: Don't insult the old hope!

Piemanlives: Or should I say

Piemanlives: "A new hope"

Levi mann: i dont watch star trek

Later

Levi mann: come on you have to at least give me that is was a good come back

Piemanlives: Shame Levi. Shame!

Piemanlives bites his thumb at Levi.

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: He bites his thumb at thee!

Levi mann: ok this time for real i dont get the reference


do you bite your thumb at us sir?

do you quarrel sir?

it's funny because of renaissance-esque tragedies.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on June 02, 2014, 03:13:59 am
Sunday Community Skirmish #4 - R4ge vs MiCa on Northern Fjords. "Mighty Pew Pew" Pyra gets away from 1v2 in a quad metamidion match.

*ducks fly through the screen, right by the fleeing pyra*
Fourth Oracle:Birds are like "Kaw, you should get the hell out of here, kaw"... oh, those are ducks, so it's like "quack, quack, get out, quack"...
RottedBeef:it's the Ducks, so they're like "Why aren't you guys flying a Junker?!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on June 03, 2014, 12:27:21 am
An engineer's favorite thing to hear:
"How are we not dead?"

A gunner's favorite thing to hear:
"How are they dead?"

A pilot's favorite thing to hear:
-blissful silence of his crew following his every order without question-

Haha totally true :3
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on June 03, 2014, 01:46:58 am
The blissful silence when everyone does what they are suppoSed to WITHOUT having to give orders :)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Levi mann on June 04, 2014, 01:24:41 am
Levi mann: your guy's hope sucks

Levi mann: :P

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: that line

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: make no sense

Piemanlives: Don't insult the old hope!

Piemanlives: Or should I say

Piemanlives: "A new hope"

Levi mann: i dont watch star trek

Later

Levi mann: come on you have to at least give me that is was a good come back

Piemanlives: Shame Levi. Shame!

Piemanlives bites his thumb at Levi.

【CopyCat】AbbyTheRat/Bunneh/Cat: He bites his thumb at thee!

Levi mann: ok this time for real i dont get the reference


Aren't there some copyright laws or something or maybe i can pull a Justin Bieber and say "I was only kid"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on June 06, 2014, 07:03:32 pm
Elaitch: Bring me to your leader...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Oliver Colt on June 09, 2014, 10:02:04 pm
Elaitch: Bring me to your leader...

And so we did, and then he lost his soul...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Jawjee on June 10, 2014, 12:34:40 pm
Elaitch: Bring me to your leader...

And so we did, and then he lost his soul...
Not like he had one in the first place.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Frogger on June 11, 2014, 08:13:58 pm
RottedBeef:it's the Ducks, so they're like "Why aren't you guys flying a Junker?!"

LOL

so why weren't they? ;)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on June 12, 2014, 10:50:36 am
"there's no time for love
this is war"

-qfoxp, while we were drawing up battle plans for the weekend.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on June 13, 2014, 08:58:33 pm
James T. Kirk: "The world has three corners, and we are all in them"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on June 14, 2014, 10:39:56 am
Enemy captain: Change to engineer. I don't want useless gunners on my ship.

Me, to my crew: Did he just say 'useless gunners'?

Crew: Yes.

Me: That's it, we are changing ships. Go all gunner.

One all-gunner Hades Funhouse match later...

Crew to match: So, gunners are useless?

Other captain: I knew that was coming.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tropo on June 15, 2014, 05:29:22 am
Richard LeMoon: I HAVE PINEAPPLE
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on June 15, 2014, 08:21:56 am
Thomas: Shoot the guns! We are not here to tickle them.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RedRoach on June 15, 2014, 08:50:15 am
Richard LeMoon: I HAVE PINEAPPLE
That's MY quote! I was the one yelling about pineapples the entire weekend! Ah, forget it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on June 16, 2014, 01:35:43 am
robanddanshow: FLAAAAARES FLAAARES!

deadpools army vs. overwatch.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on June 16, 2014, 01:45:22 am
robanddanshow: FLAAAAARES FLAAARES!

deadpools army vs. overwatch.

I have to admit those were some well timed flares. XD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Coldcurse on June 16, 2014, 03:26:16 am
robanddanshow: FLAAAAARES FLAAARES!

deadpools army vs. overwatch.

I have to admit those were some well timed flares. XD
Thank you, I shot them.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on June 16, 2014, 07:08:55 am
Random Prince Charming: "Was that a girl? Suck my dick, girl!"

Andika: "Welcome to the game, we hope you find a new one!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Hunter. on June 16, 2014, 01:45:51 pm
"OH GOD THE GALLEON, THE GALLEON IS COMING"
-Me

Thanks Tropo for the game =D
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on June 21, 2014, 12:36:23 am
Here is my quote archive for last 2 weeks, more or less funny. Enjoy XD

Tanya: So, Lue, when you're going to join Ducks?
Bladestrike: I'll never allow that!
Tanya: ...and marry me?
Bladestrike: This one I would bless.
Lueosi: :)
***
Clamour vs Muse match final:
FourthOracle:.... wait, WHAT?!! (10 tones higher than his usual voice)
***

PurpleFog: Junker left side high, mine the junker, mine the junker, mine the junker, cage them, cage them , cage them.... NICOLAS CAGE ATTACKS!
***

PurpleFog: here are both of them, left side, mine them, mine them, mine them, mine them.... (both ship die afte 13 mines exploding simultaneously) 2 for 1 special!

All Duck's ship must have duck-related names. My golfish name is Sammy B.T. and it is LITERALLY a duck-related name!
***

nhbearit: Tanya, you will be my bottom, bring...
Tanya: ...gag, collar and handcuffs?
nhbearit: (didn't noticed) ...spanner, mallet and buff
Tanya: (sigh)
***
The Metamidion
Tanya: so then I started to play with different clans to get more plactice...
Fourthoracle: "...and that is how I met my second husband!"
Tanya: Not so far from truth ^^
***

Tanya: That guy just adviced me "rip da pepperoni"
Tanya: Is that  some english phraseologism?
Squash: It means "suck dicks".
Tanya: Added to vocabulary ^^
***

Tropo : Don't worry, Uncle Tropo's here!
***

Tropo: if we win this, we all will have an ice-cream
Lueosi: Yay!

(20 minutes later)

Tanya: Is Tropo afk or something?
Lueosi: I hope he buys ice-cream.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on June 21, 2014, 12:44:46 am
PurpleFog: junker left high, mine the junker, mine the junker, cage him, cage him, cage him....NICOLAS CAGE ATTACKS!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ariden on June 23, 2014, 09:51:49 pm
Quote
Tropo: if we win this, we all will have an ice-cream
Lueosi: Yay!

(20 minutes later)

Tanya: Is Tropo afk or something?
Lueosi: I hope he buys ice-cream.

I chuckled. :)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ariden on June 24, 2014, 11:56:12 pm
Setting: 4v4, me and Tropo are piloting Spires, I'm about to be killed.

*captain's chat*

Tropo: Ariden! Ariden get behind me, you're dying. I'll be your shield!
Me: I'm trying!
Urz: What are you guys doing? You're both f***ing Spires! Tropo you're like a lamp post you can't possibly cover her!
Tropo: I know! It's like a leapfrogging system!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on June 25, 2014, 12:05:51 am
Setting: 4v4, me and Tropo are piloting Spires, I'm about to be killed.

*captain's chat*

Tropo: Ariden! Ariden get behind me, you're dying. I'll be your shield!
Me: I'm trying!
Urz: What are you guys doing? You're both f***ing Spires! Tropo you're like a lamp post you can't possibly cover her!
Tropo: I know! It's like a leapfrogging system!

Gonna steal your system now.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on June 25, 2014, 11:29:20 am
The game is high on wish fulfillment but low on pyromania.
-HamsterIV, when describing a little board game called "Happy Birthday"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on June 25, 2014, 06:13:38 pm
I have blocked shots with a Spire before... when our galleon was getting pounded. Survived and won, too. Perfectly valid strategy that all my enemies should try.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tropo on June 26, 2014, 02:53:38 am
the laughter after i claimed it was a leap frogging system made me cry its a legitimate strategy
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on June 26, 2014, 09:24:55 am
ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMYTQUw8Lc)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ariden on June 26, 2014, 09:06:51 pm
This one's a classic:

*In party chat*

Me: So fun fact, in the 1800's British people would take pineapples to parties because they showed wealth.

*In lobby chat*

Richard LeMoon: (suddenly) BOW TO ME, I HAVE A PINEAPPLE
Random person in lobby: Umm... Richard are you crazy?
Richard LeMoon: Oh.. I thought we were talking in lobby chat.

Thus the I Haz Pineapple was born.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on June 26, 2014, 09:36:36 pm
Jacob Fii: Do you miss our master slave relationship Morty?
Sir Morty: No.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Leorgrium on June 27, 2014, 04:37:56 am
"Everybody Lies..." Dr.House
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on June 27, 2014, 04:46:48 am
"Everybody Lies..." Dr.House

The quote forum is typically for conversations that happen between community members ingame or through personal interactions, but nonetheless, welcome aboard Leorgrium.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on June 27, 2014, 10:30:44 am
"Cake is a lie" -Everybody not in Cake clan.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on June 27, 2014, 04:06:00 pm
*when going to kill a spire with a metamidion*

IT'S OKAY WE CAN MAKE IT! *hwacha takes out the gat mortar* ... or not ~ IT'S OKAY I CAN GET THE RAM KILL! *spire bounces backwards and doesn't die* ... or not ~ MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR! *mortar is still broken* ... or not ~ *mortar gets the kill* MORT- -YEAAA!!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on June 27, 2014, 09:31:17 pm
"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on June 28, 2014, 01:33:40 am
Dementio- Bring Heat Sink ammo instead of incendiary. Better turning rotation.

Spud Nick- But I'm a Cake

Spud Nick- Please don't ask me to swap out incendiary ammo for heat sink

Dementio- OMG take both
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on June 28, 2014, 10:50:44 am
"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.

"BOOP BOOP BOOP."

~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on June 28, 2014, 04:42:46 pm
"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.

"BOOP BOOP BOOP."

~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.

That is impressive. Ram killing your allies is not easy.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Hunter. on June 29, 2014, 07:28:19 am
*when going to kill a spire with a metamidion*

IT'S OKAY WE CAN MAKE IT! *hwacha takes out the gat mortar* ... or not ~ IT'S OKAY I CAN GET THE RAM KILL! *spire bounces backwards and doesn't die* ... or not ~ MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR! *mortar is still broken* ... or not ~ *mortar gets the kill* MORT- -YEAAA!!

I told you hwacha spires are legit!, I'd like to remember another quote from our games last night but I stayed up to 5am so it all mushed into a big pile of GoIO and Hearthstone (7 wins in a row, my first games this season too, and played between 4am and 5am, lel)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dr Pantaleon on June 29, 2014, 12:33:43 pm

"BOOP BOOP BOOP."

~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.

That makes me remember another quote by Dementio:

GALLEON BUFFED MOONSHINE RAM OP!!!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mysterious Medic on June 29, 2014, 12:45:23 pm
Aft galleon harpoon OP! No really tho. It's like automatic parking for galleon rams.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on June 29, 2014, 04:23:16 pm
"I am Daniel."
~ Dementio
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: macmacnick on July 01, 2014, 04:27:54 am
Okay, now that I have popcorn, this match can really begin.
-me, with popcorn whilst piloting.

"Captain, are you sure you didn't choke on a few kernels whilst in that bout of hysterical laughing?"
-my crew, on the topic of the popcorn.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on July 01, 2014, 11:20:57 am
New player
"Hwacha is such bullshit"
Me
"Actually it is quite balanced, the trick is learning how to rebuild during the long reload. What you must understand is while it is high shatter and exp...
Other duck
"Sammy, they're already ragequited. Spare us your long winded teaching"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on July 02, 2014, 04:25:24 pm
Coldcurse: "So, Lockheart i think your "Tokyo" Drifting tactic dosen't work..."

Martster: " Pffff, Coldcurse. It's not a tactic, its a culture"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on July 03, 2014, 12:16:27 pm
New Player: "Hey guys, I have a question: Teams are full, we're all ready, but we're not playing, why?"

Experienced Veteran:
"You must be new here, welcome to Lobby Simulator 2014, enjoy your stay! Once the lobby is over there is a pretty cool mini-game about airship combat. I'm not big fan of it to be honest, but some people seem to enjoy it."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DaOrks on July 03, 2014, 03:19:32 pm
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" - The random Warhammer fans that see my clan/name
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: obliviondoll on July 06, 2014, 05:02:58 pm
That was my fault. Sorry guys... but at least we looked FABULOUS when we died!

(seriously, I'm loving those fireworks)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on July 07, 2014, 05:42:22 pm
That's the libgtk, Lueosi's usual gat-a-midion with it's carronade beacon-flare front. - Morty
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on July 08, 2014, 07:20:43 am
"...tried and true..." - Morty

it's already a drinking game :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Captain Lockheart on July 10, 2014, 06:47:39 pm
" I can be yours if you want "
-Skrimskraw
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kestril on July 12, 2014, 05:22:12 pm
"Geo has a mic"

"WHAAAAAT?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on July 12, 2014, 09:32:04 pm
"Lydia I'm so sorry... that I'm a mobula..."

~ Daniel
Ram killing Lydia's Galleon... with a mobula.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RomanKar on July 12, 2014, 09:55:54 pm
After match is over, back in lobby, Losing co-captain:

"Well no wonder, I had an all AI crew."

True Story
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on July 14, 2014, 05:36:36 pm
Heard in the office:

Nate: "I like realistic mechs"
Me: "Because mechs are so realistic"
Nate: "Realistish"
Alex: "Word of the day"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on July 15, 2014, 08:35:02 am
Heard in the office:

Nate: "I like realistic mechs"
Me: "Because mechs are so realistic"
Nate: "Realistish"
Alex: "Word of the day"

isn't "realistisCh" - realistic in german?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sanji the Chef on July 16, 2014, 02:32:05 am
Anything Fyraxis has ever said in game. His voice is literally velvet, dripping through a nice aged whiskey, touched by Angel Soft toilet paper, and then draped over suede. He told us a bed time story. I don't even know what it was about, but his voice. His voice.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RistoH on July 16, 2014, 02:34:18 am
"I bring down a lot of people... mostly those who are still living in these builidngs."

-Sanji the Chef

1 week back
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sanji the Chef on July 16, 2014, 02:35:54 am
"I bring down a lot of people... mostly those who are still living in these builidngs."

-Sanji the Chef

1 week back

Ha. I did say that. I only pilot drunk, if that explains things.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: -Mad Maverick- on July 16, 2014, 11:32:28 am
Anything Fyraxis has ever said in game. His voice is literally velvet, dripping through a nice aged whiskey, touched by Angel Soft toilet paper, and then draped over suede. He told us a bed time story. I don't even know what it was about, but his voice. His voice.

it was the most terrifying story ever!!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sanji the Chef on July 16, 2014, 01:00:48 pm
Anything Fyraxis has ever said in game. His voice is literally velvet, dripping through a nice aged whiskey, touched by Angel Soft toilet paper, and then draped over suede. He told us a bed time story. I don't even know what it was about, but his voice. His voice.

it was the most terrifying story ever!!

BUT YOU STILL LOVED IT. You were quiet the whole time for THAT story!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: -Mad Maverick- on July 16, 2014, 02:23:15 pm
yes quiet and trembling
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Riggatto on July 18, 2014, 06:03:38 pm
"Pyras to the left of me, Junkers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the meta with you." -TwoLeftSocks
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on July 18, 2014, 07:59:41 pm
"Pyras to the left of me, Junkers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the meta with you." -TwoLeftSocks
That is fantastic.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on July 18, 2014, 08:02:47 pm
I had the song stuck in my head on the commute home because of you.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on July 19, 2014, 04:50:14 am
Buffing the flamer on Fluffy's hwach fish at the start of the match.


 "Oh my god that is such a cake thing."

-Deltajug
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on July 19, 2014, 04:51:33 am
"Any shot! any shot!"

-imagine42



Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on July 19, 2014, 04:55:12 am
"(inset ship name) is not long for this world."

-Dan

"(Inset ship name) is coming in fierce!"

-Dan
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on July 19, 2014, 04:56:22 am
"(inset gun name) shots not landing the way it needs to."

-Fourth Oracle

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on July 19, 2014, 07:48:06 am
Quote
Buffing the flamer on Fluffy's hwach fish at the start of the match.


 "Oh my god that is sooo cake."

-Deltajugg

Fixed that for you :P


Actually that's the only thing I wanted to post, but to avoid meaningless spam reply I'll include secret Rydr battleplans in form of Daniel's quote:


Quote
Dementio:Ok so here is the plan
Dementio: I will go 5flare mob and lag them out of
the game
Dementio: and Fred kills
Dementio: I will go for 5-0
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mysterious Medic on July 20, 2014, 12:10:35 am
D.lo-res, Extirm, and I in mumble.

Ex: "Alright, I think I'm gonna go now, guys. Errr guys and dolly."

Me: "Huh. That's a play on words."

Dolly: "!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on July 20, 2014, 10:26:24 am
'Party Pyras in the house tonight'

-Fox in an all Pyramidion Iron Fork
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on July 20, 2014, 01:58:46 pm
"...grab a guff hammer"

"you mean buff hammer?"

"yeah you'll be guff engi"

"It's buff engi!"

"just shut up and guff the balloon dammit!"

-a Lobbies of Icarus 2014 session, a loose interpretation of what happened
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on July 20, 2014, 02:28:39 pm
I feel like I have to contribute to this topic, so here is my golden collection :P mostly ryder quotes and chats, but some other people as well, some of them are worth reading :)



Hardcorecrush:I need to go make icecream, be back later
Almanium:get yer ass here Hardcore!
Hardcorecrush: butbutbut...icecream
Almanium: I am gonna stuff that icecream so far up your butbutbut that you will eat it


FredTheFifth: Aayra is lvl 14. she is worth 2 lvl 7 engis. or 2 lvl 5 engis and a lvl 4. or 14 lvl 1 engis.


Dementio: Skrim wants me to swap slot
genozide: did he run out of popcorn?


Ayetach: ( . Y . Y . ) mutant bewbs. I´d date her.


Hardcorecrush: FLAK YOU!
Maniac Banana: OH NO HE DIDNT


Aayra: no, I am stil hungover
Dementio: so your best idea was to PILOT a ship?
Aayra: yep, not my brightest moment...


Extirminator:  who pilots now?
FredTheFifth: who pilots what now?
Extirminator: my ship
Extirminator: my spot
Extirminator: my life
FredTheFifth: I can take your life
Extirminator: I am not sure about this pact


Hardcorecrush: he wants to join rydr, tell him the requirements
Dementio: Well, there are requirements like play 1000 matches, play with us and some other stuff
Hardcorecrush: not THOSE requirements. the OTHER ones
Dementio: you mean the ones where we all have a sex party? Aayra you tell him.


FredTheFifth: man, I feel like im playing through soup
Ayetach:what kind?
FredTheFifth: every action is delayed
FredTheFifth: probably tomato
Ayetach: mmm


Sky captain Matt: something terrible wrong with my voice chat receiver today...I can only hear some            weird noises from Dementio and then Aayra giggling a lot
Dementio: that´s pretty accurate
Aayra: that is basically what´s going on


FredTheFifth: suicide ram=best ram. 3rd rule of piloting. right after shoot the enemy and don´t die.


Mysterious Medic:These are the most high level people I have never seen before.


Grey T: hey babe whats up
Almanium: who is the babe?
Grey T: Skrim
Skrimskraw: we didn´t have sex


Aayra: reds you made me cry
JetPackStapler: I made myself cry


Dementio:Ok so here is the plan
Dementio: I will go 5flare mob and lag them out of the game
Dementio: and Fred kills
Dementio: I will go for 5-0


Lueosi: how many health you had
Queen Chrysalis: I had full, till my engis didn´t rebuild hull
Queen Chrysalis: Because herp derp why do smart things.


*Dementio joined the party*
Dementio: I am party
Dementio: hello Daniel
Llamas Unite: Hello party, welcome to the Daniel


Dementio:My last name starts with S
Dementio: Might be Shipmaster
Dementio: Could be Sexy
Dementio: Could be Sovereign
Dementio: Could be Subtle
Dementio: Could be Shut the fuck up because I am Daniel


Dementio: don´t you dare leave the ship! I would rather have an afk engineer than a fucking idiot. And          fucking idiots are in (Allien, Extirminator)


Deltajugg: I just want you guys to realize, with context on Aayra that ":D" emote is simply two dots  next to the D


Vestilion: how do we keep bumping into each other?
Detltajugg: destiny
Extirminator: pervert


Extirminator: HOW MANY FLAMETHROWERS DO YOU HAVE
Extirminator: jesus christ
Extirminator: you had 2 on each ship
Deltajugg: which one of my gat mortar mine flare do you consider a flamethrower
Extirminator: ALL OF THEM


Extirminator: don´t listen to Daniel unless it is "moonshine go" and then you run to engines


Dementio: IT´S NOT LIKE I SUCK SO MUCH DICK
Extirminator: I think he is confused because we got 10 people talking at once
FredTheFifth: do we?
Extirminator: daniel counts as at least 3


Mysterious Medic: lol there is over 9000 reasons for why we lost. do you want a list?


Fiasco total: I´m texting. go.
Lydia Litvyak: don´t text and fly


Lueosi: I want big guns
Extirminator: he is implying his gun isn´t big enough


Extirminator: she is giving you a finger and you want the whole hand
Extirminator: nice fingering Aayra
Lueosi:....
Lueosi: report Ext


ori avni: why are you wanted?
Deltajugg: cuz I get all the ladies


FtedTheFifth: Ext blocked ove 240 people in the game
Extirminator: I just block whoever is talking in lobby when I don´t feel like hearing stuff
*random guy starts talking*
Extirminator: blocked



*chilling in the lobby, silence*
FredTheFifth: this is ship.


FredTheFifth: blue team ready up
*"we don´t have 2 captains"*
FredTheFifth: blue team get captains
FredTheFifth: then ready up


Aayra: gimme minez
Extirminator: I don´t know how to pilot mines
Aayra: excellent, gimme minez
Extirminator. ok. this game will be a bit weird
Aayra: you spelled awesome wrong


Steve: welcome back woman, we need a cook on this ship
Lueosi: how rude
Lueosi: Dementio is the cook here


Almanium: I never miss. you live in denial
Extirminator: *daniel


[Cake] Nietzsche´s Mustache: my pastrie brings all the boys to the cluuuub


NicoT: so how much porn do you store in your dropbox?
Extirminator: I have 29 gbs
NicoT: only 29?
Extirminator: I am still a noob in dropboxing


*Lueosi speaking german*
Admiral Ushakov: heinz ketchup
Deltajugg: Rammstein


TiberiusTheThird:  suprisingly, Geo is one of my most blocked people ever
TiberiusTheThird:  (I always unblock him though)
GeoRmr: WHY?
TiberiusTheThird:   because of your kindness in terms of sharing music my dear
GeoRmr: WHY UNBLOCK?


CaptnClaus: sooo, what about nerfing the ryders?
CaptnClaus:I´m gonna suggest it on forum
FormulaZero: next patch is about it


Skrimskraw: go to the hull now!
Aayra: No.
Skrimskraw: okay.


*random troll on the ship, everyone trying to talk to him for 10 minutes in 10 various languages*
....: I do speak english!
Hillerton: then gtfo my ship


Ugrk: when life gives you noodles
Ugrk: you´re clearly on a low income


Dolly: There are some things wrong about you, Archriel...


Ayetach: This pilot is cockblocking my excitement!


FredTheFifth: You need to go down sooner .
Lydia: You need to go down sooner. That is what all my boyfriends tell me


Hillerton: what should we talk about?
Dementio: lets talk shit about Geo since he is gone


Hillerton: Ayetach, would you marry me?


Dementio: why are you not listening to me?
Ayetach: I have daniels filters


Dementio: as long as I am underage, everyone is a pedophile
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on July 20, 2014, 02:29:32 pm
oh my god, that is so long, sorry guys :D
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Skrimskraw on July 20, 2014, 05:26:51 pm
"Reloading hull" -LeonXross, 2014
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: -Mad Maverick- on July 20, 2014, 11:24:42 pm
"I'm gonna go get a pizza out of the oven so if I'm just sitting there doing nothin--"
-Zuka

"like you always do?" -maverick

"wait have you been talking to bedsidespider?" -zuka

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sanji the Chef on July 21, 2014, 01:16:06 am
"Next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!" -Javrak
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RistoH on July 21, 2014, 11:08:20 am
oh my god, that is so long, sorry guys :D

I read it all. Wasn't long enough.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on July 21, 2014, 12:04:48 pm
oh my god, that is so long, sorry guys :D
I could stand to hear more shenanigans. I don't get to spend as much time in lobbies of Icarus as I would like.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RistoH on July 21, 2014, 01:47:04 pm
Someone- "How do you prenounce that? Rits... Rits H R... Ritst H O..."

 Thaedael- "No, no, no. He wrote it backwards but it's "HotsiR"

Me- "xD"

Today.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on July 21, 2014, 05:03:28 pm
"Did you chem spray my heart?

Because it's still burning for you."

-Thaedael
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RistoH on July 21, 2014, 05:33:16 pm
"Did you chem spray my heart?

Because it's still burning for you."

-Thaedael

Thaedael always the best.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on July 21, 2014, 06:32:09 pm
Me flying a Hwachafish: How the hell do they keep shooting out the gun after only one missile?

New gunner: I don't know. I am using the exploding ammo.

Me: This is getting... wait... the ammo that looks like a bullet, or a bomb?

New gunner: Bomb.

Me: ........................................................................... Ya................... don't use that.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on July 22, 2014, 12:49:42 am
"Did you chem spray my heart?

Because it's still burning for you."

-Thaedael

xD this one is great
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on July 22, 2014, 04:13:34 pm
"It's the dawn of a new world."

Queu Fox P. on the death of qfoxp.

RIP
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on July 22, 2014, 11:33:08 pm
"It's the dawn of a new world."

Queu Fox P. on the death of qfoxp.

RIP

#neverforget
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sanji the Chef on July 23, 2014, 12:26:46 am
#neverforgetqfoxp
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on July 26, 2014, 06:03:27 pm
Tanya Phenole: we don´t kick people from our clan.
Hillerton: pffft, I kicked Extirminator 3 times this week. I kicked Lydia just an hour ago...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 26, 2014, 10:55:14 pm
Fyraxis: "Someone told us about your proposal in Chuck-e-Cheese? What a rat."

Dan: "Fyraxis, you're fired"

Fyraxis: "What's the matter, was that too cheesy for you?"

RottedBeef: "Chuck-e-Cheese puns? Can I get a slice of the action?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on July 28, 2014, 08:43:49 pm
-G- is a clantag which the Gents put into their ship names


(http://i.imgur.com/BNywfzA.jpg)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on July 29, 2014, 06:10:57 pm
Ayetach: I am so tired I can see myself 12 times around me



FredTheFifth:  I remember novice matches
FredTheFifth:  gunner was piloting
FredTheFifth: engineer was shooting
FredTheFifth: pilot was repairing



FredTheFifth: you didn´t say hi to me, Lydia
Lydia Litvyak: bye Fred



Extirminator: I have captain chat disabled for reasons I cannot specify



Dementio: YOU WERE LUCKY
Aayra: YOU WERE DEAD



GeoRmr: dat junker build doe
GeoRmr: HOLD ME



Skrimskraw: Extirminator
Extirminator: no
Skrimskraw: I will jam this spire up your squid
Extirminator: I already said no



*on the ship with rydr crew*
Skrimskraw: my rydr minions....
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on July 31, 2014, 10:46:34 am
FredTheFifth: hello people
Fiasco total: i Fred
FredTheFifth: no fiasco
FredTheFifth: i fred
FredTheFifth: you fiasco
Fiasco total: i fiasco
Fiasco total: hi fred
FredTheFifth: hi fiasco
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Omniraptor on August 03, 2014, 02:34:47 am
Hephaestus cake v thralls match 1. Kirk's ship Slice of Cake just killed the Crowned Tyrant by ramming, crashed into a wall and twisted away.

Fourthoracle: "cool guys don't look at explosions".
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on August 03, 2014, 06:49:19 pm
Recently in a Lobbies of Icarus playthrough:

[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: hey dutchie
[Duck] ~me~:my little dutchie?
[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: MY little dutchie
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on August 03, 2014, 07:19:43 pm
I didn't get why it was funny then, and i don't now.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: pandatopia on August 04, 2014, 10:50:40 am
Recently in a Lobbies of Icarus playthrough:

[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: hey dutchie
[Duck] ~me~:my little dutchie?
[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: MY little dutchie

pass the dutchie on the left hand side?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 04, 2014, 03:01:22 pm
Melon: Is Muse Working on Skynet?
-Muse- Jacob: I am Skynet.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on August 04, 2014, 04:04:00 pm
Dementio: long range squid op
Dementio: people laughed at me
Dementio: THEY DID


Skrimskraw: every time I see hiller, I always read it as hitler
FredTheFifth: so accurate
Allien: HITLERTON
FredTheFifth: a ton of hitlers


Extirminator: did Daniel send you a picture of my nipples yet?


Extirminator: lol they put me on hwacha, good game


FredTheFifth: oh, are gwth finding subs for SCS?
Almanium: yop, they´ve gone really low cuz they asked me :D


Deltajugg: what is love?
Aayra: Delta don´t hurt me
Extirminator: don´t hurt me
Deltajugg: no more
FredTheFifth: blocked


Lueosi: hi skrim
FredTheFifth: change it to skyrim
Skrimskraw: I hate that game
FredTheFifth: I love it
FredTheFifth: blocked
Skrimskraw: get better games


Dementio: if you give me a minute, I will be back in a minute


Aayra: ooooh greased flamer....
FredTheFifth: hmmm standard mortar....


*hephaestus semifinals, 2 seconds in match*
Deltajugg: I need to pee...but... I don´t need to pee....
Aayra: it´s called stress
Deltajugg: actually I have to poo....but...not enough.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on August 04, 2014, 04:55:13 pm
*hephaestus semifinals, 2 seconds in match*
Deltajugg: I need to go to toilet...but at the same time I don't need to go to toilet....
Aayra: it´s called stress
Deltajugg: it's not stress, I just need to poo, but...not enough...

Fixed

Also when you asked me about whether you can put the quote of the forums I thought you meant the one with the finger mashing, I didn't know you meant this one :P



Also this:

RunningTree:target spire
Kruegerz:I don't like spires
Kruegerz:I'm on ramming probation
FredtheFifth:Good
FredtheFifth:when people ram me
FredtheFifth:people die
RunningTree:noone dies in Goi . we "faint". like pokemon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on August 05, 2014, 05:06:26 pm
[TBB Setting up a DnD campaign and being introduced to world]

Halogamb: "And finally, Skin-flute is not an instrument, any other questions?"

Me: "Can I use my Oral skills as a musician t-"

Halogamb: "No"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: obliviondoll on August 06, 2014, 09:46:42 am
So with the news that the new patch updated the tutorials, I decided to give them a look, and was reminded of one of my favourite tutorial quotes I've ever seen in a game.

"Crashing is bad"

Yes, Muse. Yes it is. :D

Thanks to whoever wrote those glorious words of wisdom! True genius...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lenin's Ghost on August 06, 2014, 11:21:07 am
So with the news that the new patch updated the tutorials, I decided to give them a look, and was reminded of one of my favourite tutorial quotes I've ever seen in a game.

"Crashing is bad"

Yes, Muse. Yes it is. :D

Thanks to whoever wrote those glorious words of wisdom! True genius...

Knowing is half the battle! The other half then, I guess, is "not crashing". ;)

Thanks for the comment! :)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on August 06, 2014, 12:21:48 pm
Knowing is half the battle, the rest involves a lot of running, shooting and screaming.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on August 06, 2014, 02:29:43 pm
Knowing is half the battle, the rest involves a lot of running, shooting and screaming.
It's not just screaming sometimes... The fear is real!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on August 06, 2014, 05:20:49 pm
"Brawling Lumberfish OP."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on August 06, 2014, 07:07:03 pm
"What is Fozzie the Bears favorite weapon in Guns of Icarus? Hwacha Hwacha Hwacha!"

-Spaklerfish
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SilverAlchemic on August 06, 2014, 08:49:23 pm
"Andrew Lumberjackson"

The title of one of LazyPanda's ships
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 08, 2014, 04:04:26 am
Bubbles: "IN THIS SKYPE CALL WE ARE NOT DEVS BUT TOURNAMENT PLAYERS!"

Crew Member: "You and Keyvias just spent the last 5 minutes talking about the next round of patch testing."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 08, 2014, 04:29:08 am
[match with 3 spires]
Nietzsche's Mustache: So, 3 spires walk into a bar...
RunningTree: A harsh world destroyed spire.  A harsh world destroyed spire.  A harsh world destroyed spire.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 11, 2014, 12:53:24 am
"KILL THEM, DON'T DIE"

-BADFOOT in every match ever
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on August 11, 2014, 10:31:37 am
"KILL THEM, DON'T DIE"

-BADFOOT in every match ever
huehehue if only it was that simple.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on August 11, 2014, 05:24:17 pm
Deltajugg: oh my god, that was hard surviving. my finger never moved so fast. I guess that is why I get all the ladies...


*random strangers  lvl 1 guys on random ship in the lobby, or how Ex´s blocking routine works*
Extirminator: ok I am blocking this guy....aaand blocking the guy above him......aaaand  the guy under him...



FredTheFifth: Delta doesn´t buff me the way he used to



Dementio: I need these fingers to touch myself and fly mobula!



Archriel: fire the moonshine! I mean gatling!



Dementio: this is what happens when you try to kill a ship which is shooting cactus at you!



LazyPandas: I am taking a shot every time lueosi dies
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 11, 2014, 05:31:25 pm
More words of wisdom from BADFOOT:

"Less talky, more killy."
"Gat and mortar go together like peanut butter and chocolate, or steak and steak."
"FIND ME SOMETHING TO KILL!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ultimate Pheer on August 11, 2014, 05:38:05 pm
"Captain? Hey are you- wait, why are there three AI? Son of a-"

~Many people, on far too many occasions.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on August 11, 2014, 06:26:45 pm
In the same thread....

Right after we died for the third time. Score 2-4 against us. Pilot had some silly merc banshee build and never kept the guns in arc while he raged at us for not shooting....

"Looks like our pilot ragequit. I am taking over. Time to win this thing. Get to the guns."

5-4 win.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on August 12, 2014, 09:51:55 pm
"This game is a money grab. I've only played one game and I've already spent 5 dollars." -Defib ITuckerz's Nip
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Defib ITuckerz's Nip on August 12, 2014, 10:53:42 pm
"This game is a money grab. I've only played one game and I've already spent 5 dollars." -Defib ITuckerz's Nip

I didn't think he would actually post it... Thank you Based Senpai
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Shadak Shademore on August 13, 2014, 03:05:24 am
"By what force of nature are my engines turning?!" - [Muse] - Jacob Fii whilst fast asleep.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on August 13, 2014, 08:57:32 am
I'm totally not going to bring that up next fireside chat.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on August 13, 2014, 03:02:16 pm
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -Most of the Muse team watching someone play P.T. is a darkened room.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Skrimskraw on August 13, 2014, 05:39:56 pm
"hulling buff" -genozide
"buff ballooning" - genozide
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on August 13, 2014, 06:48:33 pm
(somewhat of a paraphrase)

We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us.  ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.

~Melon McCrabernathy
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Jub Jub on August 13, 2014, 08:49:21 pm
(somewhat of a paraphrase)

We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us.  ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.

~Melon McCrabernathy

I'd be interested in knowing the context of that quote lol XD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on August 13, 2014, 09:17:22 pm
(somewhat of a paraphrase)

We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us.  ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.

~Melon McCrabernathy

I'd be interested in knowing the context of that quote lol XD
I would guess awkward motivational speech fail.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on August 14, 2014, 04:31:33 am
(somewhat of a paraphrase)

We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us.  ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.

~Melon McCrabernathy

I'd be interested in knowing the context of that quote lol XD
I would guess awkward motivational speech fail.

That speech was not a fail, we won that game so it must have been the best ever! Come to me for all your speeches :3
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on August 14, 2014, 04:47:46 am
"Hey Spud, this is the same spot where we repelled the Roman attack last Sunday. I just realized how ridiculous that sounded."

~Melon McCrabernathy
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on August 14, 2014, 07:44:27 am
"Hey Spud, this is the same spot where we repelled the Roman attack last Sunday. I just realized how ridiculous that sounded."

~Melon McCrabernathy

Full of quotes today aren't I? xD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on August 14, 2014, 09:52:44 am
"Wait what killed us?"
"Our Junker was functionally inside the ground with no armor and a pyramidion rapidly crushing us.
"DAMN YOU PHYSICS!"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on August 14, 2014, 06:23:09 pm
Extirminator: what if you block devs
Skrimskraw: your game uninstalls


Extirminator: your mom is so fat, not even burst flamer can hit her



We will write a fanfic about Extirminator and Dementio, we will call it Fifty shades of burst flamer



Dementio: Don't take this game too seriously Hillerton
Hillerton: I take everything seriously
Hillerton: I'll flay you alive
Dementio: I want to see that happen
Hillerton: And then I'll sew the skin back on
Dementio:... that's actually very nice of you
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: AbbyTheRat on August 15, 2014, 01:15:26 am
Extirminator: your mom is so fat, not even burst flamer can hit her

So... what.. Extirminator is saying that your mom is extremely thin.. or.. that the gunners can't hit a huge target?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on August 15, 2014, 03:22:14 am
Extirminator: your mom is so fat, not even burst flamer can hit her

So... what.. Extirminator is saying that your mom is extremely thin.. or.. that the gunners can't hit a huge target?

I think she's chemsprayed.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on August 15, 2014, 06:41:45 am
Burst flamer's AoE is as big as it can be, even able to hit an entire ship and still have AoE left. If this is not enough to hit the entirety of somebody's mom, then she must be pretty fat I suppose.

Extirminator: I have blocked over 250 people.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on August 15, 2014, 08:30:56 am
"I'm so fast"

~Sammy B.T. flying a squid

That was the only thing he said to me on captain chat.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on August 15, 2014, 11:22:20 am
Extirminator: I have blocked over 250 650 people.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on August 15, 2014, 01:20:36 pm
"I'm so fast"

~Sammy B.T. flying a squid

That was the only thing he said to me on captain chat.

He might be just shocked getting a squid after a sloowwww junker and galleon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Alistair MacBain on August 15, 2014, 02:48:36 pm
Ive got some awesome quotes from the one and only. Our lovely caster letonator aka Dan ...

"Ouh! Ouh! Ouh!"
"I have no idea what is happening"
"Oh god!"
"Jesus."

I hope to grab more soon.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Skrimskraw on August 15, 2014, 03:01:24 pm
me: "Ich liebe dich alistair".
20 seconds pass.
Me: "really? you aren't going to reply to that?"
alistair with a slightly shy voice: "Nooooeeeee"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Alistair MacBain on August 15, 2014, 03:02:24 pm
me: "Ich liebe dich alistair".
20 seconds pass.
Me: "really? you aren't going to reply to that?"
alistair with a slightly shy voice: "Nooooeeeee"
It wasnt shy!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on August 15, 2014, 03:57:08 pm
[Dan is in ryder mumble, Daniel is yelling about something, Aayra does not want to watch my little pony]
Dan: y'all are silly

speaking of melon:

[killing Lue's fish]
Melon McCrabernathy: Go on, Lydia! Sit on his face!
Lydia Litvyak: I'm not that kind of girl, melon
Melon McCrabernathy: HAHA.....okay
[same game, ram-killing a squid]
Melon McCrabernathy: Ah, so you'll sit on the squid's face but not on Lue's? I see how it is
Lydia Litvyak: Don't question what I do with squids
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 16, 2014, 03:11:54 pm
"Mines don't have friends; they just have targets."
-Ruairi
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on August 17, 2014, 04:00:25 am
"Even a wandering Pyramidian kills stuff."

-Tropo
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 18, 2014, 02:31:59 am
I am the very model of an aviation admiral
I fly in every cardinal, vertical and lateral.
I am an expert pilot when I am abusing Kerosene
And Phoenix Claw and Hydrogen and quickly breaking everything.

I'm also educated in the science of extinguishers
Far better am I spraying than those ordinary villagers.
I'm great at engineering when we're taking quite the hammering
I hit it with the mallet and rebuild it with the spannering.

He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!

My aviator training covered Goldfish, Pyramidion
With extra special emphasis on piloting a Galleon
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!

I've studied all the ammo types to load into a howitzer
Whether Burst or Heatsink or Incindiary, Lochnager.
I know to spam with missile sling or get in close for flamering
And sink it with the carronade that strategy is favoring.

I can tell a hostile ship from friendlies rather handily
By noting nothing further than the color of their tapestries.
When looking down a spyglass all my skill shows more apparantly
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.

With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.

I've captured every point before while captaining in Anglean
I've taken screenshots on the floor in server-crash circadian.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!

In fact when I know how to use a harpoon with lethality,
When I decide if ramming kills are contra-ethicality,
When I have learned what what changes patches make to competition,
And whether my new crewmates speak in English or Karelian,

When I can aim flak better than a newbie with no microphone,
When I choose to focus targets based on which one's made of styrofoam,
In short, once I have learned to finally fly competitively
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!

You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!

In tactical decisions I suffer vision-tunneling
I more than often make my way into a deadly pummeling.
But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral.

- Dr. Spaceman
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: AbbyTheRat on August 18, 2014, 03:43:18 am
What the hell are you standing there for, expecting
me to help you, when my hull's been pierced
Waiting my saviour, my gatlings are failing me, there's
no room for crew, I can't breathe, I would give my crewmen
for one more hull

I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull

What the hell am I waiting here for, expecting you to
come and give away your life
Just for a moment of my time, have a hole where I
should have a hull, I'm made of steel, I'm falling
apart, I would give my crewmen for one more hull.

I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull...

Now I know I will never beat you, I'm a man without
a hull, I'm not allowed to fly carronade galleons
I'm king of the sky, I'm a ruler of clouds, I'd give it
away in a moment. If I only had one moment

I'd give - crewmen
I'd give my crewmen
I'd give - my first-mate to just one more hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull
By Caylin "Caylin" Fenikkusu
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RolandTelcontar on August 18, 2014, 09:56:22 am
In a Ryder mumble  ;)
-Dementio: I'll back in a moment...
(5 minutes later)
- Dementio: I HAVE RETURNED!!!!
(20 second without response)
-Dementio: I HAVEEE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Deltajugg, Extirminator and I: Shut up Daniel!!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on August 18, 2014, 10:04:32 am
If I can get some backing voices, I might just have to do a cover of Aviation Admiral.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GurasOguras on August 20, 2014, 08:13:07 pm
Aayra: hi thralls, Aye, Blacky, Diehard
Skrimskraw: So we are just thralls now
Skrimskraw: ok hi rydr
Aayra: there are so many of you! :D
Aayra: Good evening Skrim, Mat, Ali, gen
Aayra: happy now? :D
*couple seconds of break*
Aayra: And Guras
GurasOguras: -.- You almost foget about me
Aayra: NEVER
Skrimskraw: guras has feelings
Alistair MacBain: yeah ... mention guras ... no problem if you forget skrim ... hes used to it ... but don't forget the poor guras



Goldenglade: ALLIEN TEACH ME THE SORCERY THAT KEEPS YOU HULL FROM BREAKING
Allien': buff hammer



*match with a lot of flamethrowers*
WhiterPaw: Oh for christ sake, stop being such ladies and use bullets instead of ovens.
Ightrril: Ovens are perfectly valid way to murder someone
WhitePaw: In your bathtub?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 20, 2014, 08:28:10 pm
"oops, I fell off the ship"

--me in any critical moment when falling off the ship is the absolute worst thing I could do
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on August 22, 2014, 09:49:02 am
Quote
*match with a lot of flamethrowers*
WhiterPaw: Oh for christ sake, stop being such ladies and use bullets instead of ovens.
Ightrril: Ovens are perfectly valid way to murder someone
WhitePaw: In your bathtub?

bake them! BAKE THEM WITH THE FIRES OF THE SACRET OVEN SO THAT THEY MAY HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: C. Darwin on August 22, 2014, 09:56:04 am
Ovens are also good for suiciding. Sylvia Plath, for example, bless her.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on August 22, 2014, 04:16:51 pm
 Daisy Diana Dorothea Devore is another one. May she rest in peace.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: pandatopia on August 22, 2014, 04:53:13 pm
Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on August 22, 2014, 06:38:18 pm
Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.

OH do not remind me of those SPOILED BRATS!

coming into the cute old woman's house. eating from her WALLS and emptying her pantry.

only to push her into the oven...

.shakeshead. unbelievable.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: pandatopia on August 22, 2014, 07:07:52 pm
Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.

OH do not remind me of those SPOILED BRATS!

coming into the cute old woman's house. eating from her WALLS and emptying her pantry.

only to push her into the oven...

.shakeshead. unbelievable.

Okay but, if you build your house out of gingerbread and sprinkles, you really shouldn't expect people not to eat it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on August 22, 2014, 08:09:00 pm
Lueosi: Melon my captain [Delta] can't hear his own farts cause you're talking so much
Me: Reported for weak farts
Deltajugg: THOUGHTS
Deltajugg: Can't hear my own THOUGHTS
Lueosi: oh

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Battle Toads on August 24, 2014, 02:22:13 am
"something something, I love the Cannonade" or "please bring greased for cannonade"  or "cannonade and flamer works well against balloon"

-almost every player ever

Seriously it is a caRRonade not and caNNonade, yet everyone keeps calling it CANNONADE. so to clear things up, this is a caronade- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carronade and this is what shows up when you google cannonade- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonade

and I know that cannonade is supposed to mean a large barrage of artillery fire, but still...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 24, 2014, 02:39:10 am
I flinch every time I hear someone say "cannonade".  THE WORD IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: pandatopia on August 24, 2014, 08:13:19 am
Who says bring greased for carronade?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on August 24, 2014, 10:42:50 am
Mobies. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WciFLvV_EgI)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 24, 2014, 03:12:34 pm
Who says bring greased for carronade?

Greased in light carro is actually pretty nice.  Hopefully nobody is bringing that for the heavy carro though...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Piemanlives on August 24, 2014, 03:26:17 pm
Yeah greased for the light carronade is actually pretty useful, not sure where you've been.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Battle Toads on August 24, 2014, 03:44:28 pm
Who says bring greased for carronade?

Greased is basicly useless for heavy carro, but it works well on the light carro because one greased clip can take out a balloon before reloading, although heavy clip works for both carros
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on August 25, 2014, 11:09:23 am
I flinch when people say 'drive the ship'.

Pls people, you either fly them or sail them, they're not cars.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on August 25, 2014, 12:35:50 pm
...they're not cars.

They are boatplanes!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on August 25, 2014, 12:43:04 pm
I flinch when people say 'drive the ship'.

Pls people, you either fly them or sail them, they're not cars.
pilot*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on August 25, 2014, 01:24:35 pm
..I make car noises when I drive my Pyramidion.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on August 25, 2014, 02:18:16 pm
It's not wind powered, so you can't sail it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 25, 2014, 07:17:30 pm
....but I like talking about driving the boat...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on August 25, 2014, 08:56:23 pm
It's not wind powered, so you can't sail it.

Tell that to my Mobula on Scrap.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on August 25, 2014, 09:41:34 pm
It's not wind powered, so you can't sail it.
Technical term for the balloon of an airship is sail, and airships of the past would "set sail".

Also its interesting to note that all Naval warships (and submarines) are "sailed" despite being powered by engines.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: sparklerfish on August 27, 2014, 10:59:21 pm
"God damn these wiggly lollipop ships."

BADFOOT on a spire
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Alistair MacBain on August 30, 2014, 05:56:53 pm
oracle: slowmo is how the ships would actually move
alistair (me): so you mean slowmo is when the game remembers that theres physics
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Skrimskraw on August 31, 2014, 04:51:53 pm
"karanada" - xemko

Russian for carronade
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on August 31, 2014, 10:42:57 pm
Lueosi: Okay, we kill the spire...and then, we kill the spire.
Extirminator: And after that, do we kill the spire, or the squid?
Lueosi: Hmm...the spire.

FredTheFifth: ldyia
Lydia Litvyak: ferd

[we are trying to get tomdrifmach to join our ship]
Lydia Litvyak: hi tom!
Lydia Litvyak: come engineer with us!
D.lo-res: Hello tom!!!!
Extirminator: they are girls
Extirminator: *hinthint**nudgenudge*

Lydia Litvyak: (http://emt-upload-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bread-shoes-2-300x273.jpg)
D.lo-res: oh my god I want them
Mysterious_Medic: I don't know, those look pretty crumby
Lydia Litvyak: they don't have heels
Mysterious_Medic: they're like...slippers. loafers.
D.lo-res: I hate you all
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on September 01, 2014, 09:16:45 am
JetPackStapler: look at your ally
JetPackStapler: now back to me
JetPackStapler: now back at your ally


FredTheFifth: I´ll buff you
FredTheFifth: I´ll buff you so hard


Lueosi: AAYRA
Aayra: WHAT
Lueosi: JOIN
Lueosi: THANKS
Hillerton: WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT
Lueosi: SHUT UP


Skrimskraw: hey I see you like water too Lueosi, wanna go on a date?
Lueosi: screw you Skrim


GeoRmr: Daniel I am scared, hold me


Dementio: start hitting on me, Thomas!


FredTheFifth: how was Planetside?
Deltajugg: it was fun. I was playing with Hill and Llamas, but not directly with them. We were in the same area but not helping each other in a fight
Aayra: that´s so ryder


Skrimskraw: I will destroy Ayetach and claim his virginity as my prize



Dementio: spray me Thomas! SPRAY ME!!!


*Extirminator having problems with connection, crashing constantly. Loading screen.*
Extirminator: we are gonna start in 14 seconds.
Dementio: you are gonna crash in 14 seconds!



Extirminator: cats always fall on their feet.
Dementio: mobulas always fall on their balloon.


Lueosi: Dolly is always a main engineer. Know your clan! DO YOU EVEN CLAN, BRO?!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on September 01, 2014, 01:10:10 pm

Skrimskraw: hey I see you like water too Lueosi, wanna go on a date?
Lueosi: screw you Skrim


I am surprised. Lue is usually not minding boys. If you remember Nicolas...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queu Fox P. on September 02, 2014, 07:43:17 am
"Now... Don't kill it"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on September 02, 2014, 10:18:46 pm
I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on September 03, 2014, 12:12:10 pm
I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim

Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on September 06, 2014, 07:01:42 pm
"The Danielophile spraying his fiery love all over The great VGS."

-Fourth Oracle Iron fork #43

(Danielophile piloted by melon, The great VGS piloted by Daniel)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on September 08, 2014, 10:46:03 am
Lueosi: "RAM KILLLL *plane noises*"

Lydia Litvyak: oシ
B'Elanna: is that a stickman drinking?
Lydia Litvyak: no.... it is waving
TyberiousTheThird: is that a stick man stabbing a self centered polar bear?
TyberiousTheThird: oh
TyberiousTheThird: okay

Lueosi: Dementio the pyramidion is going for you can you spot
Dementio: no, I am fine
Lueosi: please spot
Dementio: I DON'T NEED SUPPORT
Deltajugg: this is so ryder

Lydia Litvyak: some guy I don't know invited me to a party with just him in it and asked me on a date
Lueosi: I WILL KILL HIM
Lueosi: MUST
Lueosi: KILL
Lueosi: MUST
Lueosi: KILL

FredTheFifth: Aayra, get back here!
Aayra: nooo, I'm hungry!
FredTheFifth: get back here!
Aayra: I'm hungry!
Deltajugg: I'm Polish!

Dementio: [rams allied galleon] WE ARE THE PROTECTORS
Dementio: PROTECTING

Lydia: hi lue
- Lydia is now muted and deafened.
Lueosi: hi Lydia
- Lueosi is now muted and deafened.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on September 12, 2014, 10:15:48 pm
In the WOD TeamSpeak:

(Works best if read to the tune of Do you want to build a snowman)

Do you want to find a wizard?
It doesn't have to be a time wizard!
We used to beat them up but now we don't!
WE LOST OUR PEANUT BUTTER SOCK!!!!!
We use to mount inquisitions, but now we don't, I WISH YOU WOULD GET THE SOOOCK!!!!!
Do you want to find a wizard?
It doesn't have to be a time wizard...
ok, bye

Do you want to find a wizard?
Or beat them with a sock!
I think some beatings are overdue!
I've started beating up wizards on my own!
-Hang in there Felkin-
It gets a little hard
I have weak arms...
Just watching the socks hit hard!!!! WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP

Redmaw, please, I know you're ready
Time Wizards have been acting up
They say to ignore the lag, I'm trying too
Ive got the socks for you
We need to find Felkinnnnn
We only have each other
Its just you and me
What are we gonna doooo?
Do you want to assault a wizard?

-by FloatyBoat
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on September 13, 2014, 02:49:26 am
[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheep
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Riggatto on September 13, 2014, 10:56:54 am
[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheep
It's hilarious when people claim mines are OP, then we ask them to try it out, and they fail to hit a single mine.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on September 13, 2014, 11:24:27 am
Practice is OP. Nerf practice, please.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on September 13, 2014, 12:52:57 pm
[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheep
It's hilarious when people claim mines are OP, then we ask them to try it out, and they fail to hit a single mine.
Shooting mines is a niche skill. Or you just spam a bunch and hope they're stupid enough to fly into that one mine you completely missed.  :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Fourth Oracle on September 13, 2014, 01:31:15 pm
I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim

Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.

It's too late, Tanya. It's already begun.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on September 13, 2014, 01:44:50 pm
'I am fireman' - Random level 1'er
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on September 13, 2014, 02:05:44 pm
I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim

Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.

It's too late, Tanya. It's already begun.

You can always get a political shelter on my kitchen. It is claimed as a skrim-free  territory
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on September 13, 2014, 05:53:23 pm
Quote
You were not ready...

...FORTHEAFTHARPOONMOONSHINEGOVVVWOOOOoooooossssssSHH!

- Dementio, ram-killing Deltajugg's blenderfish with his aft harpoon galleon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on September 13, 2014, 06:07:03 pm
Quote
You were not ready...

...FORTHEAFTHARPOONMOONSHINEGOVVVWOOOOoooooossssssSHH!

- Dementio, ram-killing Deltajugg's blenderfish with his aft harpoon galleon

Was that the one in the Iron Fork?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Deltajugg on September 13, 2014, 06:33:14 pm
Was that the one in the Iron Fork?

Daniel gets at least one kill with his poon+moonshine gall ram almost every time he plays Iron Fork with it. But the one you think of was against Jacob's Spire.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on September 15, 2014, 04:56:54 am
- Gloomwater Trolls
Russian stream
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on September 15, 2014, 12:49:53 pm
Skrimskraw: squid sqid squid... squid sqid squid! squid your booty...squid your booty!


Skrimskraw: some buttsex in front of us...Aayra...buttsex is flare.


Aayra: is this true?
Lydia: well, according to thomas; so I give it a 50/50 chance of true/completely wrong


Extirminator: what did you say, Lu?
Lueosi. Nothing. I just insulted you in german.


Aayra: I don´want to be in this lobby
Extirminator: then why are you here
Aayra: I don´t know, go find another lobby
Extirminator: IIIIII can shooow youuu the woooorld...


Dementio: Thomas are you betraying me with her? Are you straight all of the sudden?!


Deltajugg: can anyone explain to me why do I have mercury on the side of my fish?


Hillerton: Medic, do you get erotic pleasure by flying carro fish?



Extirminator: I want to touch the texture of your soft polish skin, Delta...
Deltajugg: why is there for every girl that likes me 7 other guys that like me?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on September 15, 2014, 04:22:37 pm
They're to the eaaaasssstt - Daniel/Danny/Dementio

East is said in the highest pitched voice you can possible imagine. As was anything else with an 'ee' sound in it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on September 15, 2014, 06:30:39 pm
Quote
Hillerton: Medic, do you get erotic pleasure by flying carro fish?

He stolen that one from me!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on September 16, 2014, 06:28:24 pm
"James T. Kirk, just as he always did, arrogantly inserting himself in the story line, when he could have put the spotlight on other characters"

-Brick, when I came in to sub for Cake in the SCS finals.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RedRoach on September 17, 2014, 06:56:22 am
"Oh boo fuggin hoo. You missed a shot."

-Said sarcastically by a friend after I swore due to missing one mortar shot out of an entire clip.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on September 17, 2014, 11:04:06 am
"Oh boo fuggin hoo. You missed a shot."

-Said sarcastically by a friend after I swore due to missing one mortar shot out of an entire clip.
If it was for game I think I'd be crying too.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RedRoach on September 17, 2014, 09:43:05 pm
Man all of my friends are just pouring down some sadness on me...

"WHIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEE!!!! NOT RED! WHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

-Me, while instructing a friend how to 'properly' use a Gatling gun after several 'uncontrolled clips'.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: TyberiusTheThird on September 18, 2014, 09:19:15 am
 "You're the worst Cake I've ever met, Tyb." ~ FredTheFith 2014
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on September 20, 2014, 02:59:20 pm
Skrimskraw: Delta do you want to watch 50 shades of grey with me?
Deltajugg: no!!!
Skrimskraw: what about Twilight?
Deltajugg:...
Skrimskraw: comon, I will hold your hand. I will be nice to you. Treat you like a true lady. Not just any lady, the classy one.


Imptrooper: What's with this WANTED thing anyway?
Lueosi:public nudity
Deltajugg: getting all the ladies
Lydia:I am the ladies
Deltajugg: You're lydia lydia
Lydia: Lydia lydia?
Deltajugg: Moon Moon of ryders


Lydia: I'll try harder...
Deltajugg: That's what it means to be a Ryder
Deltajugg: Remember our motto
Lydia: "Farm flayed" ?
Deltajugg: "We could do better" lol


Lydia:it does not feel good being the least useful member in the clan
Deltajugg: Fear not, there's always Fred
Deltajugg: and remember, if you ever feel useless, remind yourself that North Korea has a hotel


Skrimskraw: soooomewheeere over the Skrimskraaaw...


Lydia: I used to be good and then I joined Rydr...


Dementio: eeehm....spotted.........I am.


(random 404 clan guy joins the lobby)
RPG monkey: WOW he was playing for a while
RPG monkey: HE WAS LVL 404


Skrimskraw: Daniel you scrublord
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on September 24, 2014, 05:19:12 am
*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
 ~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.

"Only Fudge has the power to disintegrate a ship with a hwatcha."
 ~ Renaulde Northwind after Lord Fudge hits a Pyramidion so hard with a heavy clipped hwatcha that there is no debris. Only dust.

Pvt Fudge: (to fred) 1v1 me outside tesco mate
Fred: But that's far away
Fred: Can we go to Morrisons instead?

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Queso on September 24, 2014, 08:58:12 am
*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
 ~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.

I ban Replaceable for not realizing that sound comes from Unreal Tournament. Oh wait, wrong thread.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on September 24, 2014, 01:02:24 pm
*Dota 2 Announcer voice* 'DOUBLE KILL'
 ~My entire crew as we kill both of the enemy ships with a single mine.

I ban Replaceable for not realizing that sound comes from Unreal Tournament. Oh wait, wrong thread.

whoops

i was still the dota 2 announcer voice though  8) (well it was in my mind)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ightrril on October 11, 2014, 05:47:35 pm
"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurn
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on October 13, 2014, 02:45:58 pm
"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurn
You know, I feel like 99% of all the best quotes in this game get forgotten pretty quick with all the fighting n' shootin' you'll see.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on October 14, 2014, 11:19:10 am
"Your turtle is hard and lumpy, my cat is soft and luxurious." -Captain RethBurn
You know, I feel like 99% of all the best quotes in this game get forgotten pretty quick with all the fighting n' shootin' you'll see.

I feel you brother. The best conversations I have are forgotten after the next drink. and I forget to write them down.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on October 15, 2014, 08:49:06 am
D (Daniel): If some guy is calling himself D Daniel then this guy is a ****ing idiot.

Deltajugg: I didn't have time to finish the reload anyway
Lydia: reload faster
Deltajugg: shut up Fred
FredTheFifth: What? It was Lydia that said it!
Deltajugg: I don't care what Lydia said, you shut up

Lueosi: Lydia
Lueosi: you come
Lydia: aaaahnggh
Lydia: I mean, what?

FredTheFifth: aayra shoot carronade
FredTheFifth: lydia shoot banshee
FredTheFifth: jack shoot banshee
FredTheFifth: fred shoot banshee
FredTheFifth: what shall I take for banshee fred?

D.lo-res: Lydia
D.lo-res: as a casual friendly thing
D.lo-res: may I have casual friendly rights to your kidney

random engi: [mallets an engine I'm about to chem spray]
Lydia Litvyak: go back upstairs, stop messing up my cycle
tomdrifmach: never mess with a woman's cycle

D.lo-res: [captaining with an unresponsive level 1 gunner] there is a small child here and I don't know what to do!

Lueosi: #secondgunnerwilljoinmidmatchnoworriesjustgo

Deltajugg: that's what it means to be a ryder
Deltajugg: remember our motto
Lydia Litvyak: "farm flayed"?
Deltajugg: "we could do better"
Lydia Litvyak: oh

D: Are you sure you can handle it? The flak? The hwacha? The incendiary carronade? The buff? THE BUFF!?

some random level 1: wow. that guy is like, the most wanted. he is pro. lueosi are you good? are you the best? he's like the best player in the world. I'm leaving, he's too pro for me.

Fiasco total: brb 2 min
Fiasco total: don't start pls
Lueosi: lets go

* Dolly entered channel
Lydia: Dollyyyyy
Lueosi: heya
Dolly: Lydiaaaaaa
Dolly: Lueosiiiiii
Lueosi: ...
Lueosi: thx but second place is not good enough

B'Elanna: oh noooo they're winning! fix it! fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it

Aayra: Don't ram your ally! Mine him.

B'Elanna: I'm pretending to be a white gangster with upper body strength
B'Elanna: but a rich family who's really supportive

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Thomas on October 15, 2014, 07:45:24 pm
DJ Logicalia: This lobby is slowly getting more...
DJ Logicalia: Roooooman

What's a rooooooman?


sparklefish: They're like Romans, but more spacious.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Hunter. on October 16, 2014, 02:28:23 pm
Abby: Let's talk about the surprise, you know what I mean Shadak
Hunter: Surprises?
Abby: SURPRISE!
Hunter: Like Jack in the box kind of surprise? or party kind of surprise? or finding cake in the kitchen kind of surprise?
Abby: "Hmm, Oh god that shouldn't go there" kind of surprise
Skrim: Wow
Hunter: That can be taken so many ways Abby, then again that is the best surprise to give out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm sure the youtubers loved us from then on!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on October 16, 2014, 04:16:44 pm
Me: Ohai extirminator
Me: Oh wait.
Fred: He can't read
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Extirminator on October 17, 2014, 05:10:49 pm
Me: Ohai extirminator
Me: Oh wait.
Fred: He can't read

You know it's true when this is the first time I see this quote
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on October 20, 2014, 12:30:35 pm
"Did we just ram kill a galleon with a Pyramidan with a Junker?"  -one of my crew, seconds after moonshine ramming our Junker into our ally Pyra parked next to the enemy Galleon.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on October 22, 2014, 07:26:57 am
"I keep drifting into f***ing sandstorms - they're destroying my measurements!"

~Extirminator - during high altitude exploration of the stratosphere.

(Testing the effect of reduced longitudinal drag with a damaged balloon in sandbox.)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on October 23, 2014, 07:46:31 am
"Spud Nick, Is there anyway to beat a lumberfish with a galleon?"

"Yes"

"I mean with all close range guns and no help from your ally."

"No."

-Castus Crios
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on October 23, 2014, 02:14:24 pm
Dementio: Spot the Galleon guys! Quickly! nnnNNOOoooo.

Llamas Unit: I can't spot it!

*very fast clicking*

Extirminator: This is the sound of spotting.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on October 24, 2014, 01:10:37 pm
Deltajugg: where are they?
Lueosi: I can see our pyramidion...
Deltajugg: good job, Lu.


Dementio: you are fu***d
Dementio: I hitting


Replaceable: what´s a Rydr?
Deltajugg: state of mind
Deltajugg: freedom
Lueosi: CsM


Ciashi: Entertain me, bitches
FredTheFifth: Language, Scarlett
Ciashi: English.


Lueosi: Lydia if you snipe my gun one more time, I will say very rude things in chat.


Allien: /kickLueosi


Admiral Ushakov: flak is the real deal
Extirminator: your mom is the real deal Ushakov
Admiral Ushakov: thank you
.
.
.
Lueosi: m l g
Deltajugg: mom league gaming


Mezhu: there should be an obligatory IQ test before being allowed into the game.


Llamas Unite: Fixed outfit, is now equally terrible
Aayra: omg Llamas please no
Llamas Unite: # Fashun


Lueosi: CsM ready
Aayra: what is CsM
Lueosi: Aayra reported and blocked
FredTheFifth: idk, some clan that was a thing on 2013
GeoRmr: you probably haven´t heard of them
GeoRmr: hipster clan


FredTheFifth: it died before i got to the banshee
Mezhu: i think the term for that is scrub
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on October 26, 2014, 12:10:24 pm
Nothing brings people together quite like impact damage
~Spud Nick

Toasted squid sandwich
~Inkjet, as 2 ships rammed a squid, whilst we flamed it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on October 27, 2014, 08:10:18 pm
"Captain, I am going to go with your recommended loadout, but I am going to have some questions." -Badfoot

(http://i.imgur.com/gO0ZX5m.jpg)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Indreams on October 28, 2014, 03:27:42 pm
Practice is OP. Nerf practice, please.

Teamwork OP. Nerf Teamwork, please.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on October 28, 2014, 04:39:50 pm
<Maybe some paraphrasing here>

Some dude: It's nice to see so many Russians hanging about
Sammy: That's not what Ukraine said
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on October 29, 2014, 07:53:10 pm
"The only way to make this match fair is if you take silly builds and cyanide pills." -me
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on November 01, 2014, 03:41:28 am
"Captain, I am going to go with your recommended loadout, but I am going to have some questions." -Badfoot

(http://i.imgur.com/gO0ZX5m.jpg)
*speechless*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on November 01, 2014, 02:08:50 pm
Spud Nick: B'Elanna, how do you say German in duck, I mean...

Sammy: Quack!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on November 04, 2014, 09:58:20 pm
Me: In Cake, there's just Kirk, his underlings, and his indirect underlings.

Mr.BeachBum: I guess being the leader of the clan has it's perks.

Lydia: You could say it has its 'Kirks.'
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on November 05, 2014, 06:29:55 am
<Maybe some paraphrasing here>

Some dude: It's nice to see so many Russians hanging about
Sammy: That's not what Ukraine said

Unkranian jokes behind my back tsk tsk someone will have a serious talk this morning XD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on November 08, 2014, 06:54:38 am
Spud Nick: Andika, I gave you the lion head gun.

Inkjet: He's not lion.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on November 09, 2014, 05:37:26 pm
Red rover red rover send red team right over. ~ Spud Nick
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on November 09, 2014, 05:57:02 pm
Skrimskraw: that russian ship disconnected...
Ayetach: russians don´t disconnect. they retreat and burn everything behind them


JarmenKell: where is your mumble Aye and Aayra?
Aayra: mumble is overrated
Aayra: we use telepathy now
random: hipsters


Skrimskraw: I should play this squid on saturday
Mezhu: y count me out


Extirminator: Look at Alliens face, that is the face of masturbation.
Aayra: I am gonna write this down
Extirminator: No Aayra, no one can know we saw Allien, and I am totally not prinscreening this like 7 times in a row


Lueosi: I am going to fly....
Dementio:  FULL SPEED???
Lueosi: ...south.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on November 09, 2014, 07:07:14 pm
Because of this change in 1.8
Quote
Balance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage.  Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.

Any time our balloon is destroyed -
Dementio / Extirminator: THIS IS OUR ADVANTAGE, TOP SPEED, TOP, SPEEEED!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on November 10, 2014, 08:05:15 am
Because of this change in 1.8
Quote
Balance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage.  Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.

Any time our balloon is destroyed -
Dementio / Extirminator: THIS IS OUR ADVANTAGE, TOP SPEED, TOP, SPEEEED!

I can hear Daniels exact tone of voice.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DJ Logicalia on November 10, 2014, 11:46:15 am
Because of this change in 1.8
Quote
Balance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage.  Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.

Any time our balloon is destroyed -
Dementio / Extirminator: THIS IS OUR ADVANTAGE, TOP SPEED, TOP, SPEEEED!

I can hear Daniels exact tone of voice.

Daniel and the letter E are my OTP
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on November 10, 2014, 01:04:38 pm
Because of this change in 1.8
Quote
Balance:
- Decrease of longitudinal drag as balloon takes damage.  Longitudinal drag decrease will increase top speed of ships.

Any time our balloon is destroyed -
Dementio / Extirminator: THIS IS OUR ADVANTAGE, TOP SPEED, TOP, SPEEEED!

I can hear Daniels exact tone of voice.

Daniel and the letter E are my OTP

Have heard him say: "They're to the eaaaast!" In a super high pitched voice?

Best thing ever.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: FredTheFifth on November 10, 2014, 05:53:53 pm
Just FYI I made a left for dead 2 mod that turns hunter noises into daniel saying 'sneeeeeeaky' in his voice. If you want it just say :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on November 10, 2014, 05:59:44 pm
Just FYI I made a left for dead 2 mod that turns hunter noises into daniel saying 'sneeeeeeaky' in his voice. If you want it just say :P

YES. SO MUCH YES. Can you upload the clip somewhere too? I need it as a mic spam.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: FredTheFifth on November 10, 2014, 06:30:01 pm
Here's the link to the file, vaild for 1 month
http://tempsend.com/C6E02719F7
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DJ Logicalia on November 10, 2014, 08:25:20 pm
Just FYI I made a left for dead 2 mod that turns hunter noises into daniel saying 'sneeeeeeaky' in his voice. If you want it just say :P

YES. SO MUCH YES. Can you upload the clip somewhere too? I need it as a mic spam.

I request NAY DEMAND I full on Daniel character reskin, fully voiced with plenty of Es
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on November 10, 2014, 10:55:00 pm
Behind each leave, quit, and unbalanced match are players that are not having a good round.

"I once quit a game mid match because I needed a poo really badly - F*cking Matchmaker."

~Anon
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on November 11, 2014, 06:36:01 pm
Me: "Almost done with my buffing achiev in cp!"
nanoduckling: "Reth how many left?"
Me: "Four, why?"
nanoduckling: "Leon, go ahead and change to buffgineer to deny him the rest."
LeonXross: *Evil Laughter*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DJ Logicalia on November 11, 2014, 08:34:46 pm
Me: "Almost done with my buffing achiev in cp!"
nanoduckling: "Reth how many left?"
Me: "Four, why?"
nanoduckling: "Leon, go ahead and change to buffgineer to deny him the rest."
LeonXross: *Evil Laughter*
Nano is an evil bastard (who i happen to love)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on November 11, 2014, 08:39:56 pm
Patched Wizard - Do you want me to fly more aggressive, or stay passive.

spooninja - Passive

Richard LeMoon - Aggressive

Patched Wizard - So we will fly passive aggressively.

Richard LeMoon - We should have brought mines, then. Mines have to be the most passive aggressive gun.

Patched Wizard - I would have thought flares. Because flares highlight all their problems.

Later:

Patched Wizard - I am going to tell them we are going to ram them. Passive aggressively, of course.

in match text- we're coming for you. passive aggressively.

Our Mobula rams the galleon and dies.

Richard LeMoon in match text - It is your fault we died. You should not have let us ram you.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on November 11, 2014, 11:15:15 pm
Sammy: "I don't even know what a cow is."
Levi Mann: "Its basically a really large featherless duck."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DJ Logicalia on November 12, 2014, 05:14:11 pm
"Actually" - Satchmo
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on November 12, 2014, 07:05:14 pm
- Let's say I'll tak-
- Give this bitch a cannon. Bitches LOVE cannons.

- Keep my flying fuck up, even if you don't give one! [me, as a captain, telling one noob to be main engineer]

- DRIVE MEH CLOSER, I WANNA HIT THEM WITH MY SPANNER [one of my favourite lines to say in combat]

Schwalbe: [captain's ship is almost dead, and pilot decides to do a suicidal ram] I'M INVINCIBLE
[ we ram them, and die ]
Schwalbe: OK, WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.
Guy_from_that_ship: But we just killed you, silly bastard...
Schwalbe: TIS' BUT A SCRATCH

- Let the anaal blood tint the sky!
- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
- SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
[there was a guy in patch 1.3.7, whose nickname I don't remember, who always said the first line before the match; one time two other guys accompanied him in Warhammer 40k style...]
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Teh Celery's on November 12, 2014, 07:21:46 pm
Patched Wizard - Do you want me to fly more aggressive, or stay passive.

spooninja - Passive

Richard LeMoon - Aggressive

Patched Wizard - So we will fly passive aggressively.

Richard LeMoon - We should have brought mines, then. Mines have to be the most passive aggressive gun.

Patched Wizard - I would have thought flares. Because flares highlight all their problems.

Later:

Patched Wizard - I am going to tell them we are going to ram them. Passive aggressively, of course.

in match text- we're coming for you. passive aggressively.

Our Mobula rams the galleon and dies.

Richard LeMoon in match text - It is your fault we died. You should not have let us ram you.


this is killing me.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RedRoach on November 15, 2014, 12:53:57 pm
Random: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Replaceable: not when there are carronades you can't
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on November 16, 2014, 01:56:58 pm
Quote
Send an email to feedback@musegames.com.

-Ightrril, almost everday
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ightrril on November 16, 2014, 01:59:25 pm
-Ightrril, almost everday

*almost every hour
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on November 16, 2014, 02:12:43 pm
FluffyHetsche: Goddammit Kirk...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on November 16, 2014, 03:50:53 pm
FluffyHetsche: Goddammit
~everyday
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on November 16, 2014, 08:27:57 pm
Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Indreams on November 16, 2014, 09:49:52 pm
I lost my voice today. These are some of the responses I got (and can remember)

"You sound like you're smoking weed."

"Twelve packs of cigarette?"

"Did the dust on the dunes get into your lungs?"

"Bitch, get off the gun," (kinda unrelated, but was funny in context)

"You sound like Dick Cheney with weed,"

"You sound diseased" --- "EBOLA! Get off the server!" --- "It's not transmittable through air"

There were other golden stuff that was said, but these are the ones I remember from today. Thank you to Sgt. Burnt Toast and others for flying with a diseased Indreams today.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Syconawt on November 17, 2014, 02:35:39 am
Bit of an oldie but a goodie from the Aerodrome VA group, we were discussing the "interesting" (ahem) logo that Brick's Tsundere Waifus used for the TimmyB Tournament.

Gilder: "The poophat fits pretty well, I should do a redesign of the TBB logo to add a poophat."

Me: "No you shouldn't, that's a step too far."

Gilder: "I fly munkers, nothing goes too far."

Zuka: "I second that logic."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on November 17, 2014, 08:52:27 am
Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.


I have no memory of this quote nor of its context.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on November 17, 2014, 09:26:32 am
Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.


I have no memory of this quote nor of its context.

SCS #28 Water Hazard, Flak Fish
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Skrimskraw on November 18, 2014, 08:17:08 am
Fourth Oracle:
"I would have hit with lochnagar if there wasn't a fat mobula in the way...... F*** you Crafeksterty"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on November 18, 2014, 09:30:45 am
Schwalbe: [captain's ship is almost dead, and pilot decides to do a suicidal ram] I'M INVINCIBLE
[ we ram them, and die ]
Schwalbe: OK, WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.
Guy_from_that_ship: But we just killed you, silly bastard...
Schwalbe: TIS' BUT A SCRATCH
I think that was my ship on my third or fourth round...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Teh Celery's on November 18, 2014, 07:57:45 pm
Random crewman:  How come all these clans keep teaming up against new players?

Me:  It's just the new matchmaking system.  It'll get better.  Besides, the clans are practicing; the Sunday Challenge is right around the corner.

Random crewman:  ...but.. it's Tuesday...

Other crewman:  It's a really big corner.

xD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on November 19, 2014, 04:54:41 am
Random crewman:  How come all these clans keep teaming up against new players?

Me:  It's just the new matchmaking system.  It'll get better.  Besides, the clans are practicing; the Sunday Challenge is right around the corner.

Random crewman:  ...but.. it's Tuesday...

Other crewman:  It's a really big corner.

xD

Ha! Have my salute!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on November 20, 2014, 02:58:00 pm
You better be having jammy dodgers with that tea..

(player leaves)

I'll never know if he had jammy dodgers..

~Fyraxis, in the Fyraxis voice.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on November 26, 2014, 05:38:22 pm
420 blaze it~ Queu Fox P.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GurasOguras on November 29, 2014, 01:23:17 pm
Searching for match in crew form:

(Matchmaking is waiting for 1 more player for 10 minutes)

Marauder Zwyrol: Come on! Are we waiting for 1 more virgin in middle school or what?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on November 29, 2014, 05:26:46 pm
Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.



Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on November 29, 2014, 05:58:36 pm
Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.

;-;

More on topic...

Captaining my Junker, the HMCS Steaming Lump, and I have a random pickup group.  We just finished killing a Lumberfish that got too close, when my gunner laughs and says, "Ha!  More like Dumberfish!" into Match chat.  We have a good laugh, but as we were engaging a Blenderfish,  out of absolutely nowhere comes a bunch of Lumber shots, massacreing us.  The enemy captain says: "You were saying?". From there the match devolved into who could make the flashiest kill and best one liner, and then when and if you were killed by a ship you'd taken out, getting one liner'd back.





I love this community.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ightrril on November 29, 2014, 08:21:47 pm
Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.

To be fair when I said that I was tired and discussing trolls...

Players listening is the best thing, and that happens so much more often :D


And yes, this community is excellent.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on November 30, 2014, 01:53:41 am
Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.

To be fair when I said that I was tired and discussing trolls...

Players listening is the best thing, and that happens so much more often :D


And yes, this community is excellent.

I usually try.  If the captain knows what he's doing, that is.  If he's screaming at me to repair the guns when almost every component down, along with the balloon and armor... yeah no.  There is nothing worse than dealing with a Powder Monkey who INSISTS on sitting on the carronade and not moving.  Especially when they are not only out of range, but turned away and they spam "TURN TURN TURN TURN YOU IDIOT TURN" into chat.  Or when they not only ignore your recommended loadout, but constantly use Lochnagar on the Hwacha and act like its not their fault the gun is broken.

More on topic...

*my ship is destroyed*

My crew (if they go along) and me into chat: ;-; Why?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on November 30, 2014, 03:07:18 am

From there the match devolved into who could make the flashiest kill and best one liner, and then when and if you were killed by a ship you'd taken out, getting one liner'd back.


I doubt any of those were better than "Rest in pieces" from Blood :D
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on November 30, 2014, 09:40:49 am
I doubt any of those were better than "Rest in pieces" from Blood :D

What about...

Gunner: I'm here to shoot things and drink Moonshine... and I'm all out of Moonshine.

*ramkilled by enemy pyra that took out our engines*

Enemy Captain: We're not!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RedRoach on November 30, 2014, 01:38:27 pm
Quote from: ShadedExalt
What about...

Gunner: I'm here to shoot things and drink Moonshine... and I'm all out of Moonshine.

*ramkilled by enemy pyra that took out our engines*

Enemy Captain: We're not!

salute
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on November 30, 2014, 02:27:21 pm
Nice one, but still not as good as blowing you enemy's dead body with TNT, commenting "Rest in pieces". :P

Me: I was always saying, when somebody had no idea what ship should he/she take, "full flamer mobula". As a joke. Now - this shit just got real. Da fuck Leon?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mezhu on November 30, 2014, 05:50:36 pm
*Allien, in game Farming Simulator 15*

☸ mezhu: what the fuck
☸ mezhu: are you playing
☸ mezhu: xD
Allien: Lue said i couldn't shoot, that i might as well go plant potatos
Allien: :P

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on December 02, 2014, 05:13:03 am
*clears throat.*

I'm getting on aft guns!

#Junkerproblems
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: B'Elanna on December 02, 2014, 12:04:55 pm
*clears throat.*

I'm getting on aft guns!

#Junkerproblems

YOUKNOWNOTHINGOFAFTGUNS
~mobulas
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Indreams on December 02, 2014, 03:06:50 pm
*clears throat.*

I'm getting on aft guns!

#Junkerproblems

YOUKNOWNOTHINGOFAFTGUNS
~mobulas


This reminds me...

Piloting a galleon with two new players.

Me: Man the aft guns!

I see them squirming around until a squid kills us with just flames (which is a really long time).

Them: What's an aft?

Me: *facepalm*

I should've thought about that, I am a dumb arse.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 02, 2014, 03:56:34 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-3e0EkvIEM

back in the days of lobbies of icarus and we had nothing better to talk about, whole lobbies just went like this when I showed the sky christmas.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on December 03, 2014, 02:10:22 am
I wont type the whole quote, but a 32 player lobby and loads of us singing Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 03, 2014, 09:19:48 am
I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?

That whole discussion was ridiculous.

As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.

for the longest time I've always thought of canyons as the dick rock map. phalluses everywhere and noob pilots rubbing all over them.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on December 04, 2014, 09:00:37 pm
I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?

That whole discussion was ridiculous.

As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.

for the longest time I've always thought of canyons as the dick rock map. phalluses everywhere and noob pilots rubbing all over them.

1. Lay down.
2. Try not to laugh.
3. Fail miserably and wake up the whole house.

Salute.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 04, 2014, 11:33:13 pm
And the current recurring AI clan jokes.

"It's cool. I'm with my clan"

"Everyone hates AI"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Silent Marauder on December 07, 2014, 10:32:07 am
*matchmaking intesifies*

Me: Matchmaking is like looking for virgins to make a sacrifice.
Hillerton: Not sure they are virgins though. But let's sacrifice them and see how it goes.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Syconawt on December 07, 2014, 03:19:37 pm
"It sounded like Scooby Doo going through puberty!"

-Brick commenting on Dan squeaking during today's SCS.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: AbbyTheRat on December 07, 2014, 03:24:07 pm
Wedding on GoI, Soder was being a jerk and blew up the wedding ship during the exchanging of vows.

Lydia: I wasn't expecting the until death do us apart to happen so quickly.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Tanya Phenole on December 07, 2014, 04:55:50 pm
Siliness, kinks and psycopathia, usual evening with Ducks.

Be careful, offencive speech  (http://pastebin.com/tF2fEUxX)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Sammy B. T. on December 07, 2014, 05:02:33 pm
Its poetry really
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ightrril on December 07, 2014, 07:11:56 pm
Felkin:  "Did you have me take only two tools?"
Ightrril: "You're a gunner, Felkin."

Just after spawning in at the start of a SCS match.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on December 07, 2014, 07:58:26 pm
Wedding on GoI, Soder was being a jerk and blew up the wedding ship during the exchanging of vows.

Lydia: I wasn't expecting the until death do us apart to happen so quickly.

[insert all of Jacobs wedding ceremony here.]

So sorry I kept going afk... RL stuff :(


Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on December 07, 2014, 08:51:08 pm
Siliness, kinks and psycopathia, usual evening with Ducks.

Be careful, offencive speech  (http://pastebin.com/tF2fEUxX)

Damn.  And to think I could've been there.  Why must have dinner smelled so good?!  ;-;
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on December 07, 2014, 09:45:20 pm
James T. Kirk: "Dementio, I crown you king of firey love."

I wish I was Dementio.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on December 09, 2014, 04:22:34 pm
[During a scrim. Replaceable DCs and is replaced by an AI who promptly mans/womans Rep's gun.]

Melon: Get 'Em Janine!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Spud Nick on December 09, 2014, 09:16:36 pm
I could not stop laughing during that match. I had so much fun trying to get to Disney Land.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Melon McCrabernathy on December 10, 2014, 04:28:02 am
If anyone wants to take the trip to Disneyland with me and/or Spud, then you'll need to contact me in game, and we can sort something out...............


That game was hilarious gg hb



 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on December 10, 2014, 05:40:58 am
Bear in mind this was in a scrim vs. Rydr.

We cannot disclose the location of Disney land. But it's somewhere in the fjords.
All we can do is show you....
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on December 10, 2014, 09:21:54 am
Is disneyland near the edge of existence?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on December 10, 2014, 11:14:05 am
If anyone wants to take the trip to Disneyland with me and/or Spud, then you'll need to contact me in game, and we can sort something out...............


That game was hilarious gg hb



 8) 8) 8)

I might just take you up on that Melon!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on December 11, 2014, 06:12:20 pm
This is sort of hard to describe in quote form, but as we were camping our spawn in a dev match just now Lue told me to join him on the bowsprit of the pyra and then stood behind me and started singing My Heart Will Go On

and then the random level 4 gunner on the gatling started playing the song on an accordion.

it was beautiful. thank you, Ivan Terishinka, for apparently having an accordion on hand at all times.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dutch Vanya on December 11, 2014, 07:38:35 pm
This is sort of hard to describe in quote form, but as we were camping our spawn in a dev match just now Lue told me to join him on the bowsprit of the pyra and then stood behind me and started singing My Heart Will Go On

and then the random level 4 gunner on the gatling started playing the song on an accordion.

it was beautiful. thank you, Ivan Terishinka, for apparently having an accordion on hand at all times.
Only in this game. Amazing
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DJ Logicalia on December 11, 2014, 08:19:52 pm
This is sort of hard to describe in quote form, but as we were camping our spawn in a dev match just now Lue told me to join him on the bowsprit of the pyra and then stood behind me and started singing My Heart Will Go On

and then the random level 4 gunner on the gatling started playing the song on an accordion.

it was beautiful. thank you, Ivan Terishinka, for apparently having an accordion on hand at all times.

brb, recruiting for The Bards
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on December 11, 2014, 09:56:02 pm
That's beyond awesome.
Playing on Water Hazard in a Galleon, and Marshall Mathers III is captaining.  Our 'bloon is popped by a Blenderfish.  We hit the water.

MM III: Splish, Splash.  We make a decent boat!

*killed by metajunker and match ends*

IN GLOBAL CHAT: Note to self: Airships do NOT make good Submarines.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on December 12, 2014, 02:44:28 am
This is sort of hard to describe in quote form, but as we were camping our spawn in a dev match just now Lue told me to join him on the bowsprit of the pyra and then stood behind me and started singing My Heart Will Go On

and then the random level 4 gunner on the gatling started playing the song on an accordion.

it was beautiful. thank you, Ivan Terishinka, for apparently having an accordion on hand at all times.

That was such a funny moment, but so heart breakin at the same time I had to jump ship from the feels. XD

Best game of patience ever played that match too XD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 14, 2014, 02:33:31 pm
Maybe not that glorious, but...

Leon: [telling an absolute freshman (0 matches) the ropes] ...And Schwalbe is an awesome engineer.

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/591/928/94f.png)

On the other hand, I'm completely aware, that it was propably due to Leon having rather good day...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on December 14, 2014, 05:09:13 pm
"He is getting beaten up by terrain" - Thomas's commentary of the SCS#31
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: SaintR.L. on December 15, 2014, 01:23:40 pm
Maybe not that glorious, but...

Leon: [telling an absolute freshman (0 matches) the ropes] ...And Schwalbe is an awesome engineer.

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/591/928/94f.png)

On the other hand, I'm completely aware, that it was propably due to Leon having rather good day...
This made my day... bwahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 15, 2014, 01:46:36 pm
"Did we win?"

"I dunno I've just been running around in circles covering everything in white stuff."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 16, 2014, 05:16:23 am
Wasn't that yesterday, when Leon's game crashed split second before the end of the match?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on December 18, 2014, 03:06:53 pm
I wanna marry myself too, but im pretty sure that's illegal. ~ Admiral Obvious
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GurasOguras on December 18, 2014, 03:15:33 pm
Does the baloon have lesmok in it? ~Marauder_Zwyrol 2014
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: HamsterIV on December 19, 2014, 04:41:54 pm
There is an extra rum ration for the sailor who shoots out the main gun on that goldfish.
-aboard a double merc pyra at ludicrously long range.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 19, 2014, 08:07:35 pm
"Greetings and Masturbations"

"How do you give masturbations?"

"Oh tis but a simple service I give as merely a complimentary gesture. Upon your next auto-copulation, just think of me and remember that I gave you this."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 20, 2014, 03:09:32 pm
(https://scontent-a-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10260001_593478574085125_3723312910827701311_n.jpg?oh=8adcc324f88da2912cc42b305d4ecc80&oe=5540757D)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GurasOguras on December 21, 2014, 08:02:22 am
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Dat^

U made my day :P
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on December 21, 2014, 09:23:28 pm
Dolly: Medic once called me Lydia
Mysterious_Medic: she was probably complaining about something

Extirminator: I don't know what is unix
Lueosi: uunnngghhh... for this you should burn in hell
...
Lueosi: did it open a terminal at least?
Extirminator: no, there is just some black thing

Mysterious_Medic: oh your poor country, subjected to these elongated burgers

Mysterious_Medic: I have wasted so much of my energy explaining things

Dolly: I need to be better than Fred
Dolly: I need a standard

Extirminator: Fred do you like cats
FredTheFifth: meow
Extirminator: Fred do you like cute things
FredTheFifth: meow!
Extirminator: Fred do you like girls
FredTheFifth: [long silence] mmmnnnuh

Kirk: There are no breaks on the kirk train
B'elanna: you said that yesterday, and then you fell asleep

Lueosi: Did you listen to Lydia, Dementio?
Dementio: Of course not

B'Elanna: that's how I get all the ladies
* Inkjet has joined
B'Elanna: See? There's another one

Dementio: fred guess who is going on a date today
FredTheFifth: you?
Dementio: no of course not no one is going on a date

Lydia: I always wear short skirts because I have nice legs and the world needs to see
Lueosi: That's the right attitude Lydia
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on December 21, 2014, 10:10:56 pm
I love skirts!  -Me, just now.

In all seriousness...

Everyn00b: Why is that guy's text yellow?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 22, 2014, 02:13:08 pm
JMTC: Oh my God, he's a bassist
Me: Even worse - I'M A PROGRAMMER TOO
JMTC: OH MY GOD
Me: muahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha!!!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on December 23, 2014, 10:21:20 am
Extirminator: flak and yellow, flak and yellow...


Extirminator (after several perfectly synchronized ready ups in 3v3): we intimidated the enemy!!!


SCS29: "password is polka." *Lydia starts playing polka in mumble, Lueosi immidiately starts to make sounds into the rhythm*

Lueosi: ALREADY DID
Aayra: THANKS
Lueosi: DONT THINK IM STUPID
Aayra: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Lueosi: GERMAN
Aayra: OH
Aayra: I GET IT NOW


Ayetach: goio is like an orgy - its just so irresistable


Aayra: *jumped down to side engines on fish the exact second our balloon died to too many carronades*
Aayra: FUCK.
Extirminator: I saw what happened Aayra!
Lueosi (pilot): what happened?
Aayra/ Extirminator at the same time:  nothing?


Extirminator: So I am gonna play farming simulator witrh Allien today, he is gonna use his mic. He bought headset and all. I am gonna train him and teach him at the art of microphone


Almanium: I wrote you a christmas song.
Almanium: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.  Merry christmas my love


Lueosi: I will send my spider army to you Delta
Deltajugg: you are french, you may send snails, but it´s not like they´re going to reach me till I die of old age


Lueosi: pictures!
Deltajugg: you are not getting anything cuz you don´t deserve it for being disrespectful
Deltajugg: but aayra earned it so she can ask and it shall be given to her
Lueosi: psst Aayra, best friend
Lueosi: best gunner


Splorer: COME OUT OF THE CLOUD YOU MEATBAGS
Daemonist: YOU BOLLOCKS SUCKING TROGLYDITES


Aayra: Fred why do all thralls hate you
Fiasco: it is something we teach to our new recruits, how to hate fred
Mezhu: lesson 1: fred is bad


*Extirminator disconnected right before we won the match*
GeoRmr: ext get a leave count now haha
Epsilon-Eagle: What´s the count so far?
Mysterious Medic: 99% scrub


Lueosi: during the matches please close other applications
Aayra: do I have to close all the porn running in the backround? dammit Lu
Lueosi: I am your porn Aayra


Xemkobankavareniya: we have mlged em


Mezhu: fiasco calls me names when I ram


*we have been outflied by french pilot*
Xemkobankavareniya: we have been baguetted


*accidentally reloaded burst into light carro*
Xemkobankavareniya: noscope420burstcarroAayraedition


Dementio: Request denied
Lochnagar: request danieled*
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: GeoRmr on December 26, 2014, 08:51:07 am
'I love the sound of burst flamer in the morning.'

~ Extirminator
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lueosi on December 26, 2014, 09:24:15 am
Sitting in the matchmaker lobby.
Dementio: 'Waiting for four more players.'
Extirminator: 'Waiting for female players.'
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 26, 2014, 10:23:24 am
*dueled Lochnager to a stalemate while Teammate farmed kills. I eventually won with a very risky gambit and masterful gun positioning followed by a ram.

"Lol killed Lochnager with Lochnager."
Loch: You're dead.

The comeback was real.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on December 27, 2014, 09:09:47 pm
Ceresbane: "The comeback was real."

Salute.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Ightrril on December 27, 2014, 11:42:40 pm
My captain during a normal match: "Light 'em up, Santa!"

(I was wearing Christmas-themed stuff)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 28, 2014, 05:28:43 am
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.

Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Mod Josie on December 29, 2014, 06:17:08 am
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.

Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

I said that? And I didn't have a witty remark to give back to you?! You must have caught me on one of my off days. How terrible.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 29, 2014, 06:36:18 am
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.

Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

I said that? And I didn't have a witty remark to give back to you?! You must have caught me on one of my off days. How terrible.

He-heeee...
Yes you did.

After the match. I was flying full flamer pyra, but we lost. Enemy junker is now our ally. First words on team voice chat:
Junker_Captain: This flame wagon - it's dangerous. I won't be lying - IT'S SCARY. ( #justnoobcrewsthings, khem khem )

During the mentioned match. I decided I'll be piloting with female version of avatar. Some quotes:
Me: [hit the rock after super-failed ramming] Sorry lads, I'm a woman - I can't drive.
Me: [ThePreach is again getting in front of me while I'm on helm] Stop looking at my tits, pervert.

Now I'll sit here, awaiting for feminazists or anyone to accuse me of mysoginistic jokes and ironically bask me in flames I DON'T CARE.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 29, 2014, 04:42:30 pm
Sorry for double posting but I couldn't edit previous post.

DerProNoob: [after being baked into a tasty spire cake (no pun intended)] We need some teawork.
alkomaster: That's so british.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on December 29, 2014, 05:05:04 pm
It's like a fax machine from hell~ Deltajugg
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on December 29, 2014, 05:48:01 pm
If someone could edit the above to ~Extirminator. And then delete this post. That'd be great.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: AbbyTheRat on December 29, 2014, 10:19:38 pm
Nahhhh!!!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kronos Alucard on December 29, 2014, 10:45:13 pm
Captain: "Remember everyone, the enemy team has ebola, shoot them down before they get to us and you will be fine"
Me: "But cap.."
Captain: "SILENCE YOU PENNILESS WHORE"
Random Engineer: "Whatever tickles your peach..."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on December 30, 2014, 02:56:12 am
Captain: "Remember everyone, the enemy team has ebola, shoot them down before they get to us and you will be fine"
Me: "But cap.."
Captain: "SILENCE YOU PENNILESS WHORE"
Random Engineer: "Whatever tickles your peach..."

Have my salute.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kronos Alucard on December 30, 2014, 01:42:05 pm
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/809/happy-oh-stop-it-you.png)
Thank you <3
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 30, 2014, 09:45:38 pm
*On a 3 v 3 with a noob pilot and I'm an engie. One of our teammates ships fully ragequit. We are losing.

some20ishpilot: gg one our ships quit
Me: Oh don't be such a pansy it's only jacob
other team: yeah don't be a pussy.
some20ishpilot: F U 2 v 3. This isn't fair.

*Me and my noob pilot (via listening to my instructions) turns it around. Once he realised how low skill you need to be, to be an effective gat flak pyra pilot. You just point guns and watch things die. Dun even have to be close. Just face their direction. Against an all brawler team, they didn't really stand a chance while being tied up by 20ish meta pyra pilot and crew. He kept dying but the kill rate was more than his death rate.

me: see? don't be such a pansy.
some20ishpilot:gg  I was a pansy.
me: yeah. It's only jacob.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Celti on January 02, 2015, 01:55:31 pm
HaZ_MiDNighT: "I hate when I misplace mines..."

Ightrril: "They are not misplaced, they are strategically placed for future engagements."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on January 02, 2015, 10:16:16 pm
I am Daniel ~ zxx-daniel-xxz
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: DJ Logicalia on January 02, 2015, 10:32:41 pm
I am Daniel ~ zxx-daniel-xxz
You missed the next part

"Shut up, Replaceable" - The real Daniel
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on January 04, 2015, 02:53:54 pm
DJ ARWarby: Logic, what's a Forum?

DJ Logicalia: I think it's a kind of fish.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on January 06, 2015, 05:29:39 pm
Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio

Lydia: You're the adult, Dan; you've got to be responsible.
Dan: [wheezing laughter] yeah that's not gonna work

Dan: B'Elanna, are you available for hire right now?
B'Elanna: Wh-wh-what do you want me to do?
Lydia: Murder
B'Elanna: Oh, oh yes, of course, I thought you wanted weird stuff

Lydia: you mean with the green riot runner?
Aayra: Yes, that's right
Lydia: I like that outfit
Lueosi: Watch your language, girls

Brick_Hardcastle: Ooooh this is a dilly of a pickle right here
Brick_Hardcastle: yes this is a salt and pickle situation all right

B'Elanna: All my friends are pregnant, or gay. I like the gay ones

Lydia: I don't hate everyone
Dementio: Who don't you hate then? Who!?
Lueosi: Hi!

* Lydia has joined
[loud talking for a moment]
Deltajugg: okay no no Lydia's back everyone shut up
[silence]

Sammy B.T.: Hello, this is Sammy B.T., welcome aboard the Admiral Quackbar
Tanya: [crying] You promised no Admiral Quackbar ever again! I had enough of that gulag! What have you done to me!?

[Lue piloting squid in dev match]
Bubbles: Hey, how come you guys don't pull that squid out in competitive? Now that you're so good at it
Lueosi: Squid is really bad
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Imagine on January 06, 2015, 05:33:28 pm
Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio

It's because all us casters are named Dan, lessens confusion for us.

No I'm not even kidding, like half us casters are named Daniel.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on January 06, 2015, 05:53:40 pm
Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio

It's because all us casters are named Dan, lessens confusion for us.

No I'm not even kidding, like half us casters are named Daniel.

XD
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on January 06, 2015, 06:12:58 pm
I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 06, 2015, 07:32:02 pm
I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...

Mid game casting would be a thing I'd watch. Youtube does it all the time.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Imagine on January 07, 2015, 11:31:51 am
I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...
It's a lot easier when you're introducing ships going off by what's listed on the Tab screen to just read the ship and captain name than to have to remember that x pilot name actually wants to be called y.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on January 07, 2015, 01:48:07 pm
You don't have to, but if you happen to know it, I know I would appreciate it.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 08, 2015, 12:31:42 am
Here's a classic one.

"Let's see if you can pilot better."
"Okay, leave so I can have a real crewmate."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: ShadedExalt on January 08, 2015, 02:25:21 am
Here's a classic one.

"Let's see if you can pilot better."
"Okay, leave so I can have a real crewmate."

More like

"OK, let's see if you can _____ better"
"Leave, then.  A handicap wouldn't be fair."
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Richard LeMoon on January 08, 2015, 12:52:00 pm
Random: how do you pass novice?

Richard LeMoon: Is that like passing gas or a kidney stone?
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on January 15, 2015, 05:37:41 pm
Me: Please help, Water and lightning is trying to invade my home.

Jacob: Let it in Son. Let it cleanse you. Even your mother knows your secrets, let her help you.

Me: I can hardly think of a person that would marry you, Dad

Jacob: Your mother was a strange beast, Reth.. She and I.. Let's not talk about it here.

Patched Wizard: That explains a lot

Me: Which leaves me to believe that I'm half-human, half succusbus or tentacle monster.

Jacob: We can discuss your superhuman powers later

Me: No costumes

Jacob: Deal

Patched Wizard: So you're a nude superhero?

Jacob: Sure, why not. Makes changing into costumes real easy

Me: I mean.. ..Is that, my super power?

Jacob: What, being nude?

Patched Wizard: "HE FIGHTS CRIME IN THE NUDE."
Patched Wizard: "FASTER THAN A FOOTBALL STREAKER."

Me: My catchphrase would be: "Get blinded by justice!"

Jacob: You can be a streak of hope for a disillusioned city.

Patched: Bright light to where the sun don't shine.

Patched: expose the criminal underbelly of the city

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 15, 2015, 10:28:30 pm
ring around the engines

a pocket full of spanners

a meta! a meta!

the hull's gone down.

Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on January 16, 2015, 08:08:44 am
"My mics not working! Will have to use hand signals!
\o turn left!
o/ turn right!
/o\ take cover!
\o/ charge!"

SheerBH or captainRethBurn(cant remember which :( )

"lol don't shoot!"
And then a match co-ordinated ten times better than if I had a mic!
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Kamoba on January 16, 2015, 08:12:33 am
Ceresbane: "No one is shooting the flak!"
Me: "Don't worry, our armours not gone down yet."
(You know I was only playing! #swabbiecrewsnotfun)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Indreams on January 16, 2015, 08:32:33 am
When you don't have an exam: play Guns of Icarus.

When exam is tomorrow: play Guns of Icarus nervously.

After the exam: play Guns of Icarus to drown (or blend) your sorrows.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on January 19, 2015, 05:51:04 pm
Hillerton: Okay Replaceable you can stop sending dick pics now. We need to repair.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on January 19, 2015, 06:31:32 pm
[after match and discovering that greased hwacha may actually work wonders at point blank; I was playing gunner and female avatar]
Schwalbe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA [psychotic high pitched laughter]
(random person in lobby): ...what the fuck?
Leutenant Noir: Don't worry, Schwalbe just got wet.

Schwalbe: Multiple greased banshees are great metaphor of PMS.
Leutenant Noir: Nah. Incendiary hwacha is.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 19, 2015, 07:18:40 pm
swabbie: no not left right, ugh... you're shit.

*mountain to our right. swabbie wisdom
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Indreams on January 19, 2015, 09:37:04 pm
Talking about fresh players, (I decided to call them fresh players instead of swabbies, powder monkeys, novices, noobs, idiots, *******, and *&$%$@*$#$#@!s)

I was on a Crazy King with bunch of Fresh players, trying to explain how Crazy King works. Here are some golden, if not funny, ones.

Me: One spire and two pyres, peace of cake, bring flame on our junker.
*Fresh Cpt pairs flame with flak. One of our ally switches to squid*
Me: Flame pairs terribly with flak. And that squid...
*Fresh Cpt presses ready*
Me: ADD TIME! ADD TIME!
*3,2,1 match start*


We are playing, winning every engagements, but losing all the points.
Me: We need to get to the next point at around 60 or 30.
*Fresh Cpt heads to point A on refinery. Runs into incoming structures.*


Pyra chasing us.
Me: Use kero to out run 'em or claw turn to engage!
Fresh Cpt: What's Kero?
Pyra shoots us. Repairing hull. Pyra catches up, we kill it with flame.
Me: Do you kero or claw?
Fresh Cpt: no
Me: What did you bring?
Fresh Cpt: spyglass, rangefinder and tar.


Near the end of the game.
Enemy gunner: I'm the only one on our ship!
Fresh Cpt: Been there. My sympathies.
Me: No sympathies, you are our enemy.


One of our captain leaves (I hate quitter captains, but that's not relevant right now.)
Fresh gunner: My captain left, I'm the only one left.
Me: Drive! go to cap points and cap!
Fresh gunner: I'm trying.
Me: Actually, you are a galleon. Shit.


All the Freshies are complaining about Crazy King.
Freshy: This game mode is shit.
Me: Not shitty, just difficult.
Me: A really unique game mode
Me: that adds to goo's focus on teamwork
Me: and communication
Me: and typing at speed of light.
I typed the whole reply in the time it took points to go from 590 to 600.


Not the funniest quotes around, but I typed a lot that game, and I wanted to mention.
Fresh players, so shit on crazy king.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Bronzium on January 20, 2015, 12:27:08 am
Talking about fresh players, (I decided to call them fresh players instead of swabbies, powder monkeys, novices, noobs, idiots, *******, and *&$%$@*$#$#@!s)

I was on a Crazy King with bunch of Fresh players, trying to explain how Crazy King works. Here are some golden, if not funny, ones.

Me: One spire and two pyres, peace of cake, bring flame on our junker.
*Fresh Cpt pairs flame with flak. One of our ally switches to squid*
Me: Flame pairs terribly with flak. And that squid...
*Fresh Cpt presses ready*
Me: ADD TIME! ADD TIME!
*3,2,1 match start*


We are playing, winning every engagements, but losing all the points.
Me: We need to get to the next point at around 60 or 30.
*Fresh Cpt heads to point A on refinery. Runs into incoming structures.*


Pyra chasing us.
Me: Use kero to out run 'em or claw turn to engage!
Fresh Cpt: What's Kero?
Pyra shoots us. Repairing hull. Pyra catches up, we kill it with flame.
Me: Do you kero or claw?
Fresh Cpt: no
Me: What did you bring?
Fresh Cpt: spyglass, rangefinder and tar.


Near the end of the game.
Enemy gunner: I'm the only one on our ship!
Fresh Cpt: Been there. My sympathies.
Me: No sympathies, you are our enemy.


One of our captain leaves (I hate quitter captains, but that's not relevant right now.)
Fresh gunner: My captain left, I'm the only one left.
Me: Drive! go to cap points and cap!
Fresh gunner: I'm trying.
Me: Actually, you are a galleon. Shit.


All the Freshies are complaining about Crazy King.
Freshy: This game mode is shit.
Me: Not shitty, just difficult.
Me: A really unique game mode
Me: that adds to goo's focus on teamwork
Me: and communication
Me: and typing at speed of light.
I typed the whole reply in the time it took points to go from 590 to 600.


Not the funniest quotes around, but I typed a lot that game, and I wanted to mention.
Fresh players, so shit on crazy king.
I feel your pain, was once on a Mobula on Dunes where the captain was using the claw ALL THE TIME! I was repairing engines every second in fear someone would kill us (fortunately though our pilot opted for a long-rage loadout, so we were rarely close to the enemy fire, and we surprisingly won that match too).
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: RethBurn on January 20, 2015, 02:15:41 am
T. Kirk, Gully and I were playing with a mysterious figure named "Battlesheepgalactica". Then suddenly we found out who it was.

Captain RethBurn: "Actually guys, hold on. If Battlesheep is doing, I want to too."

Captain Rethburn Logged out

A few minutes pass

NotReth has joined the Crewformation

NotReth: Hey guys, thought you needed an extra engie!

Suffice to say, everyone died of laughter.
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Replaceable on January 20, 2015, 02:55:18 am
Press m to look at the map- GeoRmr
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Aayra on January 20, 2015, 04:50:59 am
Deltajugg: *singing* "Last Christmas, I gave you my...
Extirminator: ...cat?
Deltajugg:... "Last Christmas, I gave you my cat, but the very next day... you bought another two dozens so it doesn't matter"


Dementio: so you would not fuck me....
Lueosi: this topic again, great
Replaceable: I am not saying I wouldn´t, I am just  not... literally in


Dementio: we are going for the fish.
Dementio: we are going fishing.
Dementio: and what will we have for dinner? Bread.


Ayetach: I rubbed anti-noob lubricant all over mah body
Ayetach: my body is ready


Hillerton: he is german, he doesn´t have a heart
Lueosi: I have a heart full of sausage
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 21, 2015, 05:18:24 pm
T. Kirk, Gully and I were playing with a mysterious figure named "Battlesheepgalactica". Then suddenly we found out who it was.

Captain RethBurn: "Actually guys, hold on. If Battlesheep is doing, I want to too."

Captain Rethburn Logged out

A few minutes pass

NotReth has joined the Crewformation

NotReth: Hey guys, thought you needed an extra engie!

Suffice to say, everyone died of laughter.

"Hey, NotReth. Uh. One of our friends just logged out, and that's his slot. Can you leave?"
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Schwalbe on January 26, 2015, 08:51:52 am
Rowho: Oh you know, I usually do not shoot guns, especially mercury...
Me: You did really good this match. Want to switch places?
Rowho: Sure.

[later on]
[Pony's goldfish hid behind a dune, on Battle of Dunes, ~1.4 km afar, only the "tail" on the top to be seen]

Wolfe (captain): I guess we need to come closer then...
waffleghost: We can wait until they lose their patience
Me: Nah. [lands perfect mercury shot, taking out lumberjack, hidden completely behind the dune, as it turned out after the match]
Wolfe: WHOA
Me: [does it AGAIN]

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/077/so_good.png)
Title: Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
Post by: Dementio on January 26, 2015, 09:09:29 am
"...captained by Dementio who BY THE WAY wants to be called Daniel..." ~Daniel (totally not Imagine), SCS# 35

"...piloted by Dementio a.k.a. Daniel..." ~Daniel (it actually is Imagine), SCS# 35

Still associated with some, unknown to me, Dementio guy, but it is progress nonetheless! Soon, all of the competitive players will be Daniel. Daniel will win, Daniel will rule. Daniel et impera.

I am winning the game of names.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on January 28, 2015, 04:46:17 am
Renamed the Thread "Glorious quotes of Guns of Icarus Online", after almost two years of not really liking the topic name.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Replaceable on January 28, 2015, 08:35:36 am
I thought this was lord of the rings online. Goddamnit.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on January 28, 2015, 08:43:38 am
I thought this was lord of the rings online. Goddamnit.

Ewww noooo! They ruined that game many patches ago and wasted so many good chances to listen to their community to make the game better... But noooooo, all must revolve around the immersion breaking BS story line which always clashes with the books! *throws lotro on the floor and jumps up and down on it.* They may as well have given the game to Electronic Arts!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: David Dire on January 28, 2015, 12:39:26 pm
Me: "Someone get on the left flamethrower!"
Level 3 engineer: *Gets on right flamethrower* "I'm on the left flamethrower!.... wait..."


Some engineer on one of the ships in a pre-game 4v4 match: "Let's not name all of ourselves Spire"
*All Ships name them self Spire*






Captain: Woah, that galleon moved quickly, I think they have Hydrogen
Me: Well of course they do, it's called the HindenburgTitanicII
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on January 28, 2015, 01:12:38 pm
SapphireGold: "Oh, there's a swabbie here!"
Me whispered: "shhh... You might scare it aware..."


SapphireGold: "Swabbie Pls!"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on January 28, 2015, 01:21:40 pm
"Waffle! Waffle! Waffle, do it! Do it Waffle! Waafffleee!"



Captain: Woah, that galleon moved quickly, I think they have Hydrogen
Me: Well of course they do, it's called the HindenburgTitanicII



HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH OH GOD THIS ONE'S SO GOOD. :D
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Steam Powered Norich on January 29, 2015, 10:06:58 am
Context: My friend was captaining and kept bumping into mountains because he didn't see them saying they kept sneaking up on him.

Next time we crash: Crewmember to captain "Sneaky Sneaky!" the voice he said it in as well made me laugh for ages afterwards.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Piemanlives on January 30, 2015, 03:34:52 am
"Skies above, when did we get a name change?"

Me, just now.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on January 30, 2015, 05:31:24 pm
1: GERMAN INVASION IN THIS LOBBY! Could it been anything worse?
2: Russian invasion.
1: What the fuck is going on?!
Me: ANSCHLUSSZEIT
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Replaceable on January 30, 2015, 07:11:41 pm
Marauder Zwyrol: Inside someone's butt. Preferably not mine.
Marauder Zwyrol: Oh shit, wrong channel
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GeoRmr on February 02, 2015, 09:21:13 am

ONLY THE GREAT ROAR OF A V8 TURBOCHARGED DIESEL ENGINE CAN SATISFY THE TANK

OH YEAH BROTHA THESE SMOG CLOUDS ARE RIPPING UP THE ENGINES LIKE MY FORD F350 RIPS UP THE OZONE LAYER

HEY WERE YOU FORCED TO RIDE IN A PRIUS AS A CHILD? HURRY IT UP.

GOTTA USE RANGE FINDERS TO SPOT THE ENEMY LIKE A GARMIN GPS SPOTS DISASTERS IN MY FORD F350S TURBOCHARGED DIESEL.
IT GUIDES BULLETS LIKE THE GPS GUIDES ME TO THE HOME DEPOT OH YEAH

THE TANK ONLY EVER GOES FORWARD ON THE ROAD


(http://i.imgur.com/Oh9JR9I.png)

~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx


Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on February 02, 2015, 09:41:45 am
The Tank is hilarious! Such Roleplay!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on February 02, 2015, 11:53:54 am
Pfft. Just go ahead and ask Tank who his favourite player is.

it's me \o\ \o/ /o/
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on February 02, 2015, 12:28:48 pm
When I first met ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx I didn't know if I should block him or encourage him. At least he is consistent.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: David Dire on February 02, 2015, 12:43:37 pm
When I first met ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx I didn't know if I should block him or encourage him. At least he is consistent.

Ah, the tank.

Literally the one person who acts like that who I refuse to block.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GeoRmr on February 02, 2015, 03:27:23 pm
OH YEAH BROTHA THE TANK IS GONNA ROLL THROUGH HIS ENEMIES LIKE HIS FORD F350 ROLLS THROUGH FIELDS OF FLOWERS ON THE RUGGED PATH TO MANHOOD

OH YEAH BROTHA THE TANK IS GONNA SMASH THROUGH YOU LIKE HIS FORD F350 SMASHES THROUGH SAUDI OIL PRICES
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GeoRmr on February 02, 2015, 04:21:07 pm
THE TANK PREFERS LION GUNS, THE LIONS ROAR REMINDS HIM OF THE SOUND OF HIS F350 WHEN HE STEPS ON THE GAS. JUST AS THE NEIGHBOURHOOD SHAKES AT THE SOUND OF HIS FORD F350, SO TOO SHALL THE ENEMIES SHAKE AT THE SOUND OF THE LIONGUNS ROARING.

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Indreams on February 02, 2015, 05:09:22 pm
To those who are wondering, this is a Ford F350.

(https://www.rockymountainsusp.com/media/igallery/k/e/kenny_05f350.jpg)

I live in the Southern United States. There's a lot of these ... things ... on the road.

And with the dropping Gas Prices, I'm seeing a lot of these on the road.
They get 5 kilometers per litre, make fumes and skid marks, and endangers a specie of American liberals.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 04, 2015, 06:19:57 pm
I love the Tank!  He's a cool guy.

But we all know Dodge is better.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: BlackenedPies on February 05, 2015, 01:27:44 pm
No repairs! No cowards!
Sammy B. T. On his double banshee blender spire with a broken armor for 20 seconds.

Has since become my spire battle cry
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: SaintR.L. on February 08, 2015, 09:27:57 am
No repairs! No cowards!
Sammy B. T. On his double banshee blender spire with a broken armor for 20 seconds.

Has since become my spire battle cry
My my why am I not surprised?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on February 15, 2015, 06:30:16 pm
Me, Abby, Erin and Inkjet on a squid

Abby : "That was tighter than I expected!"

Silence

Abby: Yes, RethBurn, That IS what she said.

Reth: I wasn't even going to say it. But thank you.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: AbbyTheRat on February 15, 2015, 07:48:00 pm
Actually, if to be correct, I said "Yes, Rethburn, that IS what she said"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on February 15, 2015, 08:03:06 pm
Totally right!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 16, 2015, 02:53:20 am
Me, Abby, Erin and Inkjet on a squid

That squid was pretty damn annoying yesterday...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: AbbyTheRat on February 16, 2015, 04:42:37 pm
Sorry :(
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 16, 2015, 05:05:37 pm
For what? The main reason why squids exist is to annoy everyone else to death. There's nothing to be sorry for. If the squid is fucking hell annoying - then you are flying it good.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Gambrill on February 17, 2015, 06:08:50 pm
Captain 1: Quick everyone go for the slippy nipple!
Captain 2: Its getting away!
Captain 3: Guess it slipped away




I love captain chat sometimes
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kestril on February 18, 2015, 01:28:11 am
Me: Okay, hit that galleon

Gunner: Okay, I'm pounding Your Mother with the lumberjack.

(That game was very silly--the galleon's name was "your mother"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on February 18, 2015, 02:25:10 am
Anything said by Princess Tutu is always a giggle!

But one situation that comes to mind, the goldfish named Taylor Swift was attacking an ally...

Me: "We must target Taylor Swift! Kill Taylor Swift!"

Princess Tutu: "I... Don't know how to react to that."

There were many other quotes regarding Chem Spray and buff hammers, but I'm not sure I can post them on the forums.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 18, 2015, 04:15:33 am
Taylor Swift? Was that DrZan's blenderfish?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on February 18, 2015, 04:19:29 am
Taylor Swift? Was that DrZan's blenderfish?
Yes. XD

Twas a good lobby of good respectable players, but the laughs on the ship were great.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Richard LeMoon on February 18, 2015, 12:21:00 pm

There were many other quotes regarding Chem Spray and buff hammers, but I'm not sure I can post them on the forums.

One that comes to mind is when they first implemented the 'no target' chem effect. "Aw... I can't stray the captain in the face anymore."
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on February 19, 2015, 02:47:45 am

There were many other quotes regarding Chem Spray and buff hammers, but I'm not sure I can post them on the forums.

One that comes to mind is when they first implemented the 'no target' chem effect. "Aw... I can't stray the captain in the face anymore."

*giggles.* hehehehe

All the Chem Spray innuendos..
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 19, 2015, 08:22:18 pm
"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)

MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on February 20, 2015, 05:03:28 am
"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)

MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior

Cheesus Crust*  ;D
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 20, 2015, 05:47:56 am
"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)

MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior

Cheesus Crust*  ;D

Shut up, everyone knows I'm becoming senile.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on February 21, 2015, 03:51:54 am
Ally pilot:OMG well done for taking them both out alone!!!
Me: Nope that was a suicidal spire... He didn't turn off his hydro.. Suicidal Spire...
Bronthe: New ship name!

The round after different pilot on enemy team same ally.
Ally: Well done you took the spire out!
Me: Nope we only hit him with 2 Hades... *Tabs and checks score and team*
Suicidal Spire MKII!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on February 21, 2015, 04:02:21 am
Rethburn would know all bout spreading his love...

Just dropping this here because, lol.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Jawjee on February 21, 2015, 05:26:12 am
Carridin: Feminine Jawjee is normal Jawjee. Masculine Jawjee stomps noobs. He's mean sometimes.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on February 21, 2015, 06:34:24 pm
HardcoreCrush shows off new spire-build

Crush: Is this good enough?

Reth: Mine on 4 plz.

Crush: Fiiiine, if it'll shut you up.

Reth: Plz plz, Ily. Marry me?

FluffyHetsche: Aren't you already married to Phoenix?

Reth: I'm Mormon

Fluffy: Ah.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Mezhu on February 21, 2015, 11:20:35 pm
A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn

Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*

Another shiny example of excellent community management :)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 21, 2015, 11:32:23 pm
Me: Why did I decide to use a Spire with a pub crew...?

Ally Captain: Because you are an innately trusting individual?

Me: More like innately stupid...

Explanation: I decide to use a Hwachaspire, because why not?  Probably the easiest Spire build in existance.  Well, the engineers spent their time shooting the flare, and the gunner hopped onto the Hwacha and never left.  Worst of all, when we were close, he wouldn't fire.  When we were so far away we couldn't even hit them, he did.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Omniraptor on February 22, 2015, 12:18:35 am
Sammy B. T. while playing on paritan rumble: The two most dangerous birds in guns of icarus are the duck and the crane.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on February 22, 2015, 09:31:39 am
A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn

Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*

Ah yes. A decision I immediately regretted and apologized for. Nevertheless I'll apologize again, it was a spark of immaturity that I found you were very unhappy about. Couldn't be more sorry for the action.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on February 22, 2015, 05:45:38 pm
Quote
We're on a Mobula piloted by Captain Cheeseness. I'm a Gunner on the upper starboard Artemis, aiming for an enemy Junker on our right.

Me: Dangit, they're just out of arc!

Cheeseness: Koali, if you could focus on the enemy in front of us.

Me: Wha- Oh! The Spire!

The thing that makes this amusing (to me, at least) is that I had to be reminded to shoot forward on a Mobula.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: David Dire on February 23, 2015, 10:54:59 am
A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn

Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*

Ah yes. A decision I immediately regretted and apologized for. Nevertheless I'll apologize again, it was a spark of immaturity that I found you were very unhappy about. Couldn't be more sorry for the action.

Guns of Icarus Online Moderators/CA's, everybody.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 23, 2015, 04:31:29 pm
[we got in a lobby, where one of the enemy ships was named "Master Race Germany"]

ryedstar: [renames our metamidion "Master Race Israel"]
somebody in lobby: Oh, oh. This is not a good name of the ship [in voice suggesting report threat]
Me: GOIYM KNOWS
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Lanliss on February 23, 2015, 04:56:59 pm
I used to be useless at everything, until I met a captain named Valhallen. He taught how to play, and his primary tactic was ramming, so it was not forgiving to play engine on his ship. However, this also made winning very rewarding. He named his ship, a junker, My Junk. Not original, but still funny. My favorite quote is "I like ramming people with My Junk".
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 23, 2015, 05:01:53 pm
I remember Mr.Disaster doing the same exact thing, with the only difference his pyramidion was named Mike Rotch - so it was a bit more subtle and elegant.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Mod Josie on February 23, 2015, 06:05:31 pm
"We do this like Mythbusters. We talk about science for the first two minutes and then we just blow stuff up."

 - Patched Wizard
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on February 23, 2015, 07:29:27 pm
Upon seeing Glider in a lobby:

Me: "OMG IT'S GILDER CAN YOU SIGN MY SQUID?"

No response

In match, Gilder's ship dies

Me: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT SIGNING MY SQUID YOU BASTARD"

Gilder: "stfu im trying to teach people"

Ahh, memories <3
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on February 27, 2015, 07:04:08 pm
random new player: pick a nice ship and make it strong



*2v1 situation, we are on the ground, no balloon, no hull, 2 people trying to keep the hull up, panic on the ship*
Extirminator (main engi): DON´T WORRY I AM GETTING A PHONE CALL!  *goes afk*



*shot the nose of the fish and it turned right into a building and bumped*
Extirminator: now kiss!



.......: can we do 16 minotaur match after this?
DJ Logicalia: did that, it was hell
DJ Logicalia: Like, imagine fun
DJ Logicalia: And then forget it



SoxRobot : LIVE THE DREAM
SoxRobot: THEN PILOT THE DREAM INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN AND DIE



*after 2 clips of minotaur constantly making ship turn*
enemy in the chat:
.......:  is that a light breeze that is pushing us?


Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 27, 2015, 07:08:59 pm
Ally when encountering minotaur for the first time

...: WTH
...: WE HAVE A BUG IN PILOT ABILITIES
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on February 27, 2015, 07:48:46 pm
Ally when encountering minotaur for the first time

...: WTH
...: WE HAVE A BUG IN PILOT ABILITIES

"Cap'n, what in devil's are ya' doing? STOP STEERIN THE HELM WILDLY"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Lydia Litvyak on February 28, 2015, 12:07:23 am
Enelar: D.lo-res is cute little 3d printer, arent you

Hillerton: I hate allies

Enelar: wow that's your ex?
Enelar: she pretty
Enelar: good choice
Lydia: thank you
Lydia: but it's not my ex, it's me
Enelar: i lied

Lueosi: Please don't go engineer pilot
Lueosi: or i bring mines

[madi is engaged to grey t]
Madilee: here's the ring
Madilee: and here's where he proposed to me
Madilee: I'd say I got my $10 worth out of the game

Lydia: someone asked me out
Lueosi: I will kick his but

[servers have crashed and 16 people are in ryder mumble waiting to reconnect]
Extirminator: so...this is what the end of time looks like...

Dementio: a sacrifice for the victory god! THE VICTORY GOD!

Lueosi: are you insulting germans?
Llamas Unite: No, I'm insulting Austrians.
Lueosi: ah that's okay.
Dementio: WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on March 03, 2015, 05:58:08 pm
I SEE THE ENEMY, CAPTAIN, THEY ARE 550 SOCIALIST UNITS IN FRONT OF US ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on March 03, 2015, 11:30:51 pm
I SEE THE ENEMY, CAPTAIN, THEY ARE 550 SOCIALIST UNITS IN FRONT OF US ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx

Fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on March 04, 2015, 07:40:47 pm
What are the socialist units?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on March 04, 2015, 07:43:49 pm
Meters, my friend. True patriots use feet
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Sarabelle Marlowe on March 04, 2015, 07:55:27 pm
"I'm going to murder you all whilst playing the ukulele."
-Captain Swaggersack
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on March 05, 2015, 04:20:13 am
Daring Do': "Oh I'm level 44 now.."

Someone whom I forgot the name of (sorry): "You're inches away from man-hood."

Inkjet and Spoonninja both burst out laughing, everyone else realises what was said and joins in the laughter.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on March 05, 2015, 04:39:33 am
Meters are socialist units?

*triggered*

But, seriously, why?


After explaining the plot of an anime where a guy saved a kid that later turns out to be massive murderer:
"That's why you always kill the children... wait" - Loading
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on March 05, 2015, 05:36:51 am
Meters are socialist units?

*triggered*

But, seriously, why?


After explaining the plot of an anime where a guy saved a kid that later turns out to be massive murderer:
"That's why you always kill the children... wait" - Loading



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

#darksideproblems
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on March 08, 2015, 08:42:35 am
*MM into 4v4 match with red side full russian*
Xemkobankavareniya: face the reds! red army FTW!
Aayra: I knew you would  make that joke
Xemkobankavareniya: yeah, I am pathetic


RethBurn: why don´t we just go into pub lobby?
Lueosi: it is already pub if RethBurn is here


*4v4 match started, all ryder blue side, 4 all flak spires*
*5 seconds in game, 16 people on our team disconnect*
Extirminator: omg we broke the server
Lueosi: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!


Dementio: I have returned
Extirminator: shut up


*after laggy match on Oceania server*
Xemkobankavareniya:CREWFORMBOYS
Xemkobankavareniya: no more kangoroo


Extirminator: can you stop reporting me?!


mezhu: come pilot me and frost
mezhu: there's only lvl 5 pilots around and we dont have friends
mezhu: too late man
mezhu: we're in a galleon
mezhu: with engi pilot
mezhu: and 2 gunners
Aayra: you are gonna die
Aayra: I am gonna join enemy team
mezhu: wow ur master traitor elite
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on March 08, 2015, 10:14:35 am
*4v4 match started, all ryder blue side, 4 all flak spires*
*5 seconds in game, 16 people on our team disconnect*
Extirminator: omg we broke the server
Lueosi: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Me to Bubbles: "Howard I think me and Ryders just broke the servers....
4v4 all flak spires we start shooting and Bang, the servers are gone."

Bubbles: "Lol that's brilliant! Let me check it it was you guys.."
"Nope it was not you guys.."

Me: "Damn maybe next time."
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on March 30, 2015, 05:15:20 am
I stumbled upon something marvellous.

I don't remember his name, I was too shocked. It was a very low level player, with less than 10 matches played.

Somebody yelled "READY UP FAGGOTS". I was in the middle of blocking, when that guy started quoting one of my favourite Planescape: Torment fragments from The Unbroken Circle of Zerthimon, using lobby voice chat:

Patience can sharpen even the smallest of efforts into a weapon that can strike the heart of an empire. Your victories may be small, but over time, a greater victory may be achieved.

One of those moments for which I love this game, and my jaw drops hard.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Richard LeMoon on March 30, 2015, 12:42:10 pm
Not from Guns, but something from another online game.

"Well... that is the first time I have ever single-handedly broke an entire game." -me after preventing anyone from tier 1 from joining a match. Almost 300 people were in the t1 queue.

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on March 30, 2015, 03:08:46 pm
What, Robocraft?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Richard LeMoon on March 30, 2015, 11:15:52 pm
Indeed. My T10 was somehow only showing up as a T1 in garage and queue.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 03, 2015, 04:22:10 pm
ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on April 03, 2015, 04:28:21 pm
people dont normally laugh like that after a successful flak shot?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on April 03, 2015, 04:28:31 pm
ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]

People ask this question more often than you think.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 03, 2015, 04:50:37 pm
people dont normally laugh like that after a successful flak shot?

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]

People ask this question more often than you think.

Yeah, I know. :D
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 04, 2015, 08:44:44 am

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on April 04, 2015, 09:07:53 am

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?

Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 04, 2015, 09:22:22 am

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?

Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.

I'm glad someone got the joke.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on April 04, 2015, 09:33:35 am
*some noob in scrap, we were holding down point.

"What are doing? get out of the storm!"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 04, 2015, 09:40:08 am

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?

Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.

$$$$$, bitch
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on April 04, 2015, 02:13:57 pm
Nah, he's so poor he can't even pay attention
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on April 06, 2015, 05:58:52 pm
"I wanted to get close but instead I got retarded"
~Schwalbe, Piloting a galleon
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 06, 2015, 06:00:40 pm
"I wanted to get close but instead I got retarded"
~Schwalbe, Piloting a galleon

#JustSchwalbeThings

By the way - for the first time in Eternity (my galleon pun not intended, I swear) I had a long chain of extremely fun matches.

2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on April 06, 2015, 07:24:56 pm
Never forget.

And for people from 'States, it's " 04.17.2015 "
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GurasOguras on April 07, 2015, 05:19:47 am
2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs) - The Mann After instakilling enemy ship on munker with at least 3 mines exploding at the same time
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 07, 2015, 05:30:04 am
2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs) - The Mann After instakilling enemy ship on munker with at least 3 mines exploding at the same time

OH FUCK THE HELL YISS XD
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Richard LeMoon on April 09, 2015, 08:35:41 pm
Forgot his name, but this came from a level 4-5 pilot we played a bunch of matches with.

"Thanks to you, my piloting skills have gone up quite a bit."

Was it our advice? Our great examples? Our suggestions on builds and guns?

No.

I had a mine Spire, a crew full of 45s, and we may have been randomly targeting his ship if he started to look too complacent... or he just happened to be in front of Tropo's gun. To be fair, he really was doing well, and did improve quite a bit. Tough love training, I guess.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GeoRmr on April 10, 2015, 12:51:55 pm
"lebtr"

~anon
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 12:54:26 pm
"lebtr"

~David
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Celti on April 10, 2015, 03:07:11 pm
"Revenge is a dish best served with incendiary ammo!"

-Nyrrho
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 03:38:43 pm
"Hey, our ally isn't paying attention, mine him."

-Riggatto
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Tanya Phenole on April 14, 2015, 04:05:11 am
"Hey, our ally isn't paying attention, mine him."

-Riggatto

It's a legitimate strategy. Nothing funny!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: David Dire on April 14, 2015, 12:21:07 pm
"Alright, man the aft guns mom"


~Kirk


*If anyone wonders what happens in Cake Clan Mumble, to sum it up, we basically just repeated "Man the aft guns" for an hour straight yesterday. Seriously, just four cakes *Me, boad, Obvious, and kirk, screaming: "Man the aft guns", "repair the aft guns", "Get on aft guns,", all that sort.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 14, 2015, 04:54:02 pm
Some newb on global chat:

"I DIDN'T KNOW STEAMPUNK HAVE ALSO STEAM HOOKERS"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Tanya Phenole on April 15, 2015, 07:40:20 am
Quote

"I DIDN'T KNOW STEAMPUNK HAVE ALSO STEAM HOOKERS"
That is exactly why we all love steampunk, a justification for a fair lady to show stockings to everyone.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Richard LeMoon on April 15, 2015, 12:07:41 pm
Lady stockings? Posh. We all know what we are really waiting for. Fishnet vests/shirts for gentlemen.

(http://www.meltingpotworldemporium.com/images/products/10033/10100/reg1.jpg)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on April 15, 2015, 12:13:20 pm
On Labrynth:
Quote
Sorry guys I am out of tricks, it looks like we die here. It has been a good run...
*out team gets the last point and the victory pose of screen pops up*
...or we could win.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Indreams on April 15, 2015, 03:17:08 pm
Similar story on Labyrinth:

Me (Captain): We're gonna lose in thirty seconds, but guys, let's give it a last run.
*Charges in, un-caps the point. Wins the game few minutes later*
 :o
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 15, 2015, 04:23:42 pm
Similar story on Labyrinth:

Me (Captain): We're gonna lose in thirty seconds, but guys, let's give it a last run.
*Charges in, un-caps the point. Wins the game few minutes later*
 :o

Now this is literally impossible - uncapping is slow enough NOT to uncapture the point in 30 seconds - battletested.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Indreams on April 15, 2015, 04:37:59 pm
Maybe it wasn't thirty seconds, but I remember that we were about to lose, than me and my ally ran into the clearing. The enemies had moved high and away from the cap point. We uncapped the point, fought, and capped it. It was a crazy match.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on April 15, 2015, 06:13:30 pm
"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Lanliss on April 15, 2015, 06:16:28 pm
"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why

Bwahahahahahaha   8)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on April 15, 2015, 07:16:58 pm
"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why

Miss logic and her magic.... heh.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 15, 2015, 07:35:28 pm
"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why

Oh my God.

The Mann joined Bards?

Tis shit's gonna be funny. :D
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on April 15, 2015, 10:35:12 pm
Schwalbe's Mann-ly Amusement: The Musical
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: James T. Kirk on April 15, 2015, 10:50:44 pm
Schwalbe's Mann-ly Amusement: The Museical

Fixed
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on April 15, 2015, 10:51:33 pm
Have the Muses inspired you?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on April 16, 2015, 01:57:30 am
Have the Muses in-spire-d you?
Fixed again

Howard would be proud
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on April 16, 2015, 09:21:16 am
Heck, I'm proud.

But Spire needs to be capitalized.

The Muses have in-Spire-d you.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on April 16, 2015, 11:16:04 am
Have the Muses fixed you?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on April 16, 2015, 11:46:42 am
I'm not a-muse-d
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 17, 2015, 04:26:29 pm
"I don't agree with EVERYTHING Gilder says, like Hades squid not working.  It clearly does, just needs a good gunner and is easily countered by other hades snipers like pyra.  Gilder is like the bible;  It has a lot of good quirks that people like, but once in a while you can easily spot out bullshit."

                                                                                                                                                                                                             -MightyKeb 2015
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on April 17, 2015, 04:27:52 pm
"I don't agree with EVERYTHING Gilder says, like Hades squid not working.  It clearly does, just needs a good gunner and is easily countered by other hades snipers like pyra.  Gilder is like the bible;  It has a lot of good quirks that people like, but once in a while you can easily spot out bullshit."
                                                                                                                                                                                                             -MightyKeb 2015

And from that day forth, Man betrayeth Gilder.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GurasOguras on April 25, 2015, 06:08:26 pm
Schwalbe: He killed our ally! Attack! Oh I'm sorry That's our ally... umm.. oops... I am munker I don't care

Guras: We are in the ass (literal translation from Polish "We are f*cked")
Schwalbe: said sperm to sperm

Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!

And my favourite one:
*In the lobby*
Random ally captain: *Go! go! Ready up!*
*Match start*
Schwalbe: That was your mistake
Schwalbe with very calm psychedelic voice: *to the crew* Gentlemen... Mines, please.

Note to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on April 25, 2015, 06:37:34 pm
Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!

That was.... weird

Note to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015

That's what she said :D
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on April 26, 2015, 04:04:51 am
Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!

That was.... weird

Note to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015

That's what she said :D

You're all right, nobody wants their ass Schredded!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on May 02, 2015, 06:24:30 pm
"I will staminize the fuck out of these guns!" - GunGryphon / Epsilon-Eagle
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on May 03, 2015, 10:53:52 am
"I will staminize the fuck out of these guns!" - GunGryphon / Epsilon-Eagle


Do you even labor work out
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on May 14, 2015, 06:26:02 am
Allien: your clan tag makes you look fat.


....: like this guy,with 2500 games:
....: "merc is soo much better than hades. a good merc gunner is incomparably valuable to a good hades gunner"
....: uhm whatever what ammo do u want me to use on merc
....: "use incendiary"
....: k cya


RolandTelcontar: what do you use for recording?
SapphireGold: I use potato
SapphireGold: potato.exe


FredTheFifth: Ehm what should I fly...what is better than hwachafish...
RethBurn: double hwacha fish


*after a match with 4 flare mobula full of lag and blindness*
RethBurn: we won with our superior computers and lack of eyes.


Aayra: that galleon lasted for long to be fair
Extirminator: it lasted longer than I would


*dicsussion in lobby about ammo or something*
TazmanianBear (6): everyone´s all argumentative
TazmanianBear (6): I want to argue
TazmanianBear (6): but I don´t know shit


TazmanianBear (6): I ´ve only lost 2 games boys
TazmanianBear (6): if u make me lose a third
TazmanianBear (6): I ´ll eat all of you
TazmanianBear (6): I am super fat
TazmanianBear (6): I can do it
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on May 14, 2015, 08:16:48 am
Quote
....: like this guy,with 2500 games:
....: "merc is soo much better than hades. a good merc gunner is incomparably valuable to a good hades gunner"
....: uhm whatever what ammo do u want me to use on merc
....: "use incendiary"
....: k cya

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/Cmd598/emote/HeresyStamp.png)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on May 16, 2015, 09:46:05 am
Extirminator: you know that feeling when you join a squid and it is dying and you are just standing there pretending to be still loading, waiting for it to die...and then you feel awkward.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: AbbyTheRat on May 20, 2015, 10:53:08 am
See Attached
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MagKel on May 20, 2015, 04:50:40 pm
Rowho....... -Savage Squid action at the end there
thinkspike.. -Porn Title
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on May 21, 2015, 08:11:25 am
[After a talk about different exams]
RethBurn: So I'll leave you to it, then.
FredTheFifth: Yeah, you too, good luck.
RethBurn: Yeah, good luck.
Fred: Cya then.

...


...

...

Reth: I mean I'm still going to be here, just not talking.
Fred: Oh, right, that was awkward.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ightrril on May 25, 2015, 06:40:35 pm
Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? :D "
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 25, 2015, 08:51:39 pm
YES
Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? :D "
YES

I MUSE FIND SIR YOSH AND SALUTE HIM
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on May 26, 2015, 01:31:59 am
Sir Yosh: "Who would hate GoIO so much to DDoS them?"
Sir Yosh: "Did Geo lvl up his engi and got pissed or what? :D "

Lol.
Maybe a glitch put Geo into a match as an engineer, he didn't realise, shot stuff until end of match, levelled up l, Muse didn't agree to reset his engineer, boom?
;)

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on May 26, 2015, 04:54:41 am
For the first time somebody fell for my nickname joke.

Sch: Rowho! Speaking of Monthy Python. Do you know what does my nickname mean in german?
Rowho: Eeeeeeee, I don't kno-oh wait, it's "swallow".
Sch: WHAT DO YOU MEAN; AN AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN SWALLOW?!


Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Somebody in lobby: Ni
Other person in lobby: Who the hell say "Ni"?
Sch: KNIIIIGHTS WHOOO SAAAAAY... NI!


Some new players in lobby: "READY UP" "START ALREADY" "BLA BLA BLA"
Rowho: First of all - that is considered rude.
Rowho: The captain will ready up his ship when he is READY.
Rowho: There's aboslutely no reason for rushing, because the only thing you'll achieve
Rowho: Is dying quickly.
[after the match which lasted ~5 minutes]
Sch: Sooooo. Did somebody say "ready up"?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on May 26, 2015, 03:28:35 pm
Extirminator: After more than 5000 matches I can tell you how many buckshots are in the carronade. Heavy carro has 20, light has 16. Minoutaur has 5. I can tell you that vertical drag coefficient of a mobula is 0.025921052768005.
But I can´t fucking  remember what is port and starboard, I am not even kidding.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 26, 2015, 04:10:32 pm
Green oil in the starboard lamp, and red in the port side lamp.

Long colour for long named side, small colour for short named side
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Richard LeMoon on May 26, 2015, 07:03:44 pm
Always hold the Port wine bottle in you left hand, so that you may pour it in the sparkling (starry) glass in your right.

Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: David Dire on May 26, 2015, 07:37:58 pm

Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkLkiAUIcAAsI4f.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on May 26, 2015, 08:24:00 pm
Always hold the Port wine bottle in you left hand, so that you may pour it in the sparkling (starry) glass in your right.

Also 'port' and 'left' have 4 letters.

Me likes.

Back on topic:

[See that ally ship has 2 gunners]
-Guys, you don't really need 2 gunners
[Another gunner joins them]
-Or 3...

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on May 26, 2015, 08:30:55 pm
At that point I'd just say [airhorn] it, everyone go Gunner!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Sarabelle Marlowe on May 27, 2015, 12:57:11 am
*after hitting an enemy with a mine*
Alistair: Ha! Carro my engines, my gunner will shoot you a tasty cookie.
Sarabelle: Cookies!
AGoodMan: They're exploding with flavor!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on June 04, 2015, 01:03:03 am
-Mad Maverick-:Ok, I need you to go engineer

BlackArcbane (?): One exception, my right arm is broken

Maverick then tries to explain what the word "exception" means while the lobby falls into fits of laughter
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on July 06, 2015, 06:01:54 pm
While talking about what our mission statement and where in Anglea our base of operation for the Aerodrome should be:
"We should raid our own base and call it Anglean Raiders" - JarmenKell
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Syconawt on July 06, 2015, 06:03:48 pm
While talking about what our mission statement and where in Anglea our base of operation for the Aerodrome should be:
"We should raid our own base and call it Anglean Raiders" - JarmenKell

That would be so confusing for us, but hilarious all the same :P
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on July 07, 2015, 01:05:18 pm
FredTheFifth: Daniel you are bad, get better
Dementio: Fred you are the reason we lost that match against SPQR in Hephaestus
Aayra: omg Daniel you are worse than a woman, bringing up all the old shit
Dementio: I would be a better wife than you!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on August 03, 2015, 11:55:57 am
After introducing a new player to the Munker and winning a game 5-0:
New Player: I thought the Munker was a horrible build used by people who don't know what they are doing.
Me:   No, the Munker is a horrible build used by people who do know what they are doing.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on August 03, 2015, 12:16:32 pm
After introducing a new player to the Munker and winning a game 5-0:
New Player: I thought the Munker was a horrible build used by people who don't know what they are doing.
Me:   No, the Munker is a horrible build used by people who do know what they are doing.

No, Munker is a build used by horrible people who know what they are doing.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on August 03, 2015, 12:18:10 pm
Who tend to know exactly what they're doing.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on August 03, 2015, 12:42:23 pm
Muid pilots on the other hand........vaguely know what we're doing and completely know the consequences. And love it.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on August 03, 2015, 01:00:47 pm
Ahem.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on August 03, 2015, 03:44:09 pm
Ahem.
You were persuaded. By accident actually, I said I liked Muids. If never told you to bring one.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on August 03, 2015, 04:02:27 pm
Muid pilots on the other hand........vaguely know what we're doing and completely know the consequences. And love it.

I just wanted to chime in, but couldn't think of anything to say.

Your post is pretty much completely true.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on August 03, 2015, 04:12:42 pm
How about a slightly sado-masochistic personality? And a terrifying laughter?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on August 03, 2015, 04:23:36 pm
...Muids...? [John Cleese voice] WAS IST ZAT??
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on August 03, 2015, 04:25:23 pm
Mine squid. Think a munker, but with a higher fatality rate.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on August 03, 2015, 04:40:12 pm
Mine squid. Think a munker, but with a higher fatality rate.

Only if your front gunner didn't know how to mine on a Muid, muids are awesome.
I remember the first time I used one with Ightrill gunning, two enemy galleons, one reasonable levels and the other low, with a low level "lost on dunes" ally 5 kills 1 death...

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on August 03, 2015, 04:54:01 pm
My first time mining was on a muid and not a munker. Thanks higher fatality rate is due to the squids higher mobility and lower armor.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on August 03, 2015, 06:10:58 pm
Me, B'Elanna and Trickery was playing with a guy called BungleVG on a ship.

B'Elanna: "Soo.. Does VG stand for V*G***?"
RethBurn: "I think it stands for Video Game, really."
BungleVG: "..Y... Yeah.. Bungle was taken so I though.. Video Games.."
RethBurn: "B'Elanna, get your mind out of the gutter."
B'Elanna: "We were all thinking it!"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on August 03, 2015, 07:21:01 pm
My first time mining was on a muid and not a munker. Thanks higher fatality rate is due to the squids higher mobility and lower armor.

Lower armour, higher mobility does not mean higher fatality, assuming the gunner and pilot know where to put the mines/where the mines are going you should fond yourself not bouncing like a pingpong ball :)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on August 03, 2015, 07:27:45 pm
Oh I know how to Muid. But take your average noobs, I'm thinking noob Muids die more than noob Munkers. For those exact reasons.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ashunera on August 04, 2015, 01:46:28 am
"We're not crashing, we're having sex with the ground. unfortunately all this grinding against one another has left my ship with awful pelvic chaffing so if you would be so kind as to rebuild the balloon, I think the ship and I would REALLY APPRECIATE IT"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on August 07, 2015, 08:25:42 pm
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ashunera on August 08, 2015, 02:06:22 am
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel

... I'd love to know the context of that one...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on August 08, 2015, 06:55:39 am
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel

... I'd love to know the context of that one...

Knowing Daniel... I don't think I want to know!!!! XD
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on September 05, 2015, 10:03:22 pm
I was going to leave in order to grab some food and Isla didn't want me to:
D: ISLA
D: I'M A MAN
D: I HAVE NEEDS
D: LIKE.... FOOD
I: Oh, thank God...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GurasOguras on September 06, 2015, 06:20:39 pm
Who loaded heatsink into that flamer?
...
...
...
Oh It's a chemspray ~Princess Tutu, SCS #67
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on September 06, 2015, 07:04:39 pm
Tutu is best
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on September 06, 2015, 07:20:17 pm
Random player very silent on mic: "Can anyone hear me?"
Random player 2, on mic with lots of fan feedback noise: "Barely your mic sucks!"
Codebreak' "Coming from the guy who's mic sounds like a hoover being deep throated..."

Silence for a few seconds

Random player 2: "How do you know what that sounds like?"
Codebreak: "I conducted some very specific experiments when I were your age!"

Me and Bambiraptor almost died...

Codebreak, so funny through out the lobbies too! :)

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on September 07, 2015, 09:56:15 am
 "And now this Squid needs to run away." - Urz 2015, every SCS I've ever played
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 16, 2015, 05:02:56 pm
Some lvl 18 guy asked questions about Vet Mode.

1: So, it's a new game mode?
Sch: No, more like an apartheid.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: B'Elanna on September 18, 2015, 08:45:19 am
Some lvl 18 guy asked questions about Vet Mode.

1: So, it's a new game mode?
Sch: No, more like an apartheid.

i'm sorry but this is not okay, if you're not in favour of that mode i can understand that,
but using a construct that was used by invadors to shame and dehumanise the country's own people based on the colour of their skin has no comparrison to be brought up here.

it's not an unfair seperation, it's to do with skill and time and effort and is completely voulentary.
please just take this crticism and don't try to counter argue why you can say whatever you want because it's the internet.
just try this one time.
thank you.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 18, 2015, 09:03:07 am
No problem - actually I was surprised no one was offended when I said that in the first place, I... would say 'excel' but this word fits Disaster more... in controversial humour.

To be clear - I know it's not right, just like many things in this fucking world. I try to laugh at it, but honestly - I might not be German, but still I'm efficient and lack sense of humour. ;)

Look at it like this - if you laugh at things like that it's good, because this way you make things like that look retarded, hence - if done right (I don't claim I do this right) - discourage others from copying this shitty behaviour.
And if you feel offended, triggered, anything - still good, shit like that must be opposed this way or another.

Those two paragraphs are general explanation as to "why", not about this particular situation. I just wanted it to be clear, I don't feel like triggering another shitstorm, ok? I have better things to do, like: practicing for my new band's rehearsal, or preparing the lesson of computer science for kiddos in high school I graduated from.

Also, I do know and understand what Veteran Mode is, and God, I'm so thankful for having opportunity to play with people who are most likely to know how to play when I'm to tired to cope with newbies.


Edit/PS: Thank you for not acting like an ass-hat and attempt to resolve things in civil and intelligent way.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on September 18, 2015, 11:58:34 am
I actually thought the apartheid joke was pretty funny.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ightrril on September 23, 2015, 05:31:53 pm
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on September 24, 2015, 09:55:05 am
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct

The only reason people complain, is because no one is flying a Junker, but every ship sounds like a Junker! Lol
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Daft Loon on September 24, 2015, 05:38:27 pm
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct

The only reason people complain, is because no one is flying a Junker, but every ship sounds like a Junker! Lol

Its even worse on the junker, the pilot has to stand right under the engines for the entire match.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on September 24, 2015, 05:46:30 pm
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct

The only reason people complain, is because no one is flying a Junker, but every ship sounds like a Junker! Lol

Its even worse on the junker, the pilot has to stand right under the engines for the entire match.

"Captain we're under attack!"
Captain: "What did you say?!"
Boom.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dryykon on September 26, 2015, 02:29:09 am
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."

He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.




Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on September 26, 2015, 02:45:01 am
I was in a game a few weeks ago, I piloted a pyra behind a Goldfish ready to ram them from behind. I looked down at match chat to see an engineer say "Captain! Pyra ahead!" Was an interesting game...

While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
Also Dryykon, just report them. Seen them troll before.  :(
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 26, 2015, 08:04:46 am
I was in a game a few weeks ago, I piloted a pyra behind a Goldfish ready to ram them from behind. I looked down at match chat to see an engineer say "Captain! Pyra ahead!" Was an interesting game...

While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
Also Dryykon, just report them. Seen them troll before.  :(

Report AND hunt them down with rammidion (if possible), proceeding to stealth ram yelling "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER" ey b0ss, I hav cancer
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on September 29, 2015, 06:59:08 am
I was in a game a few weeks ago, I piloted a pyra behind a Goldfish ready to ram them from behind. I looked down at match chat to see an engineer say "Captain! Pyra ahead!" Was an interesting game...

While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."
He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.
Also Dryykon, just report them. Seen them troll before.  :(

Report AND hunt them down with rammidion (if possible), proceeding to stealth ram yelling "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER" ey b0ss, I hav cancer

Then there's this way...
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Flash_023007_1626505.jpg)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Portable Grump on October 07, 2015, 04:51:53 pm
"We're going to create Mobula babies" -Ayetach 2015
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on October 09, 2015, 07:17:26 am
"You the Mann, Mann!"  8)
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/58151878.jpg)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hunter. on October 10, 2015, 06:41:11 pm
While watching Muse in Blood & Brass.

"Did Muse forget they nerfed Pyra?" - Guras
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on October 21, 2015, 02:02:41 pm
Quote of today:

 - Engineering on a ship with two gunners -

 - Captain rushes in against three enemies -

Captain: "Can't a man have some fun?"

Me: "I am The Mann and I am struggling here!"  :P
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Silent Marauder on November 28, 2015, 03:36:46 pm
Aayra: I still don't know what gender Tuna is btw
Fynx: Fish
Aayra: Oh...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on November 29, 2015, 11:35:40 am
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."

He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk

video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: BlackenedPies on November 29, 2015, 12:35:05 pm
Damn
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on November 29, 2015, 02:12:42 pm
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."

He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk

video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.

What a twat.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on November 29, 2015, 04:53:44 pm
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."

He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk

video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.

Wow, he can go fuck himself with a cactus.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on November 29, 2015, 05:41:50 pm
Woah, People. I know this guy clearly acted very inappropriately and against the standards. But there's no need to stoop to his level. Let's keep this a place of friendliness and tolerance ^^
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on November 30, 2015, 07:39:38 am
Now I'm not sure, whether you speak of that guy or Ceresbane. xD
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on November 30, 2015, 07:48:37 am
I was speaking of the guy in the video, don't worry :3
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Coiler on November 30, 2015, 11:32:40 am
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."

He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk

video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.

is this dude banned yet ? and if not, why not ?

cheers on getting the footage btw, having him on board is atrocious.
He is indeed poo.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on November 30, 2015, 11:40:16 am
You fools, you awoke RethBurn from his slumber. I wanted to see another Christmass before the world dies in madness and flame. Thanks a lot guys.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on November 30, 2015, 12:06:29 pm
While in a dust cloud, the level 27 engineer Sonnypoo stated: "Pilot, you ****, stop burning the engines, you ****."

He proceeded to insult me for the remainder of the match while refusing to repair anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHg0F98UMyk

video footage of him intentionally being an ass. still not banned.

is this dude banned yet ? and if not, why not ?

cheers on getting the footage btw, having him on board is atrocious.
He is indeed poo.

I saw him online last week and muse's official statement is "we'll take the appropriate measures."

Though I think he's been gone for awhile because he's not a hardened vet that's weathered many sales. But from what I can tell definitely at the very least warned, definitely not banned last I checked. Or if he was it was a temp ban.

I'd get more footage of him but he will never fly on a ship I'm on knowing I regularly record my gameplay. In hindsight it might have been better to not mention I'm recording, but I'm not that underhanded.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: RethBurn on November 30, 2015, 12:10:59 pm
He's not banned, no. While it is super unfortunate that this had to happen to anyone, banning someone based on a single event is not exactly the level of tolerance that MUSE runs its policies at. If it happens again, please do make note of it, and the following consequences for being so intolerable will surely follow! Untill then, grab your cranes boys. We gotta put this train back on its rails.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Koali on November 30, 2015, 04:09:18 pm
(Paraphrased) "Don't derail the thread, guys." -- Rethburn
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: AbbyTheRat on December 09, 2015, 03:21:06 pm
Not a quote from GoIO but it have a very shippy vibe to it.

"2Surface warfare, the final frontier.
This is the voyage of the USS Zumwalt. It's mission: to be a strange, new ship shape. To seek out other countries and other civilizations. And to boldly blow the living hell out of them from offshore.
::cue dramatic music::"

https://i.imgur.com/tmsCPwR.jpg reference to UUS Zumwait ship seen here, whom is captained by ... Captain James A "Tiberius" Kirk
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on December 19, 2015, 08:36:22 pm
Thought I'd post this since people found it amusing

Enemy pilot: Marco!
Me: No, this is Patrick.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on December 20, 2015, 11:33:40 am
Ship called "Sail Hatan"
Me: "Oh, that's so smart, I'm sure God fell for it"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on December 20, 2015, 04:30:12 pm
Lueosi: so on blackcliff, when you disable the postprocessing, you have 60% less smoke on artemis
Dementio: you have lesmok on artemis??
Extirminator: yeah, it is free lesmok, Daniel.
Dementio: how do you get burst?
Lueosi: set textures to medium quality
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Extirminator on December 21, 2015, 04:38:09 pm
less smoke
lesmok

(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140826075814/dont-starve/ru/images/2/2d/Genius.png)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Omniraptor on December 21, 2015, 05:21:34 pm
The funniest part is the exactly 60% less smoke.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Extirminator on December 22, 2015, 03:49:33 pm
The funniest part is the exactly 60% less smoke.

He is German. He knows.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on December 22, 2015, 03:58:41 pm
Muse did not invent the term "Lesmok"

Quote from: wikipedia
Lesmok powder was a product developed by DuPont in 1911[114] one of several semi-smokeless products in the industry containing a mixture of black and nitrocellulose powder.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Extirminator on December 22, 2015, 04:33:29 pm
GG
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 23, 2015, 09:32:32 am
Munks
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Silent Marauder on December 27, 2015, 05:44:06 pm
*vote in progress*
Marauder: Doons?
TunaOfSpace: All maps are Dunes
TunaOfSpace: Some are just doonier than others
*selected Dunes*
Winterdash: Doons \o/
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on December 28, 2015, 05:27:07 pm
[FYI: Black Sabbath was captain and he does not use microphone]

[swiss noob]: But I feel that it should be a captain to yell at me!
Isla: Well, you see. Blacky doesn't use microphone, so either me or Schwalbe's going to yell at you.
Me: You know what, it's gonna be better if you'll yell at him, because if I start, he's gonne shit his pants.

Black Sabbath: That's right.
Balck Sabbath: Isla's my voice
Black Sabbath: And Schwalbe's my fist.


Also, that moment when you, having nickname Schwalbe, meet in lobby player nicknamed Zirael (both words meaning "Swallow" - in german and elven of elves from Witcher's Saga respectively).
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on December 30, 2015, 03:25:20 am
I've heard Blacky speak. It's lovely
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on January 02, 2016, 08:22:38 am
Pantsu-sama: sorry guys, gotta go, it's an emergency
Isla: pants fell off?

also, ship called "Focking Hell Mate" made me giggle
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on January 02, 2016, 05:55:19 pm
I told Dis to take a mobula with mine launchers

Schwalbe: Here's how it's gonna work
Schwalbe: We shoot mines behind them
Schwalbe: And then WE RAM THEM INTO THEM
Black Sabbath: lol let's do it.

[after we scored the first kill with that exact tactic
Schwalbe: IT WORKS
Mr.Disaster: It fucking worked



Lobby. Lvl 13 captain yells "Ready up"

Schwalbe: Did you say "Ready up"?
[noob]: Yes.
Schwalbe: "I'll go kill myself"?
[noob]: READY UP PLSSSS
Schwalbe: I'm sure you said "I'll go kill myself".
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Fynx on January 03, 2016, 03:32:38 pm
Skyborne to Ryder: You don't need to try so hard!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on January 04, 2016, 03:23:45 am
[the low level player named Thousand Bees was actually wrecking some shit with hwacha]

1: NO
1: NOT THE BEES
1: NOT THE BEES
1: AAAAAA
1: AAAAAaaaAaaAAaaaaAAAAAA



[crew form]
1: Oh, sorry, I didn't see you coming
2: [insert John Cena]
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on January 10, 2016, 07:16:14 pm
[Bard member looking at our stacked team]: Dude, we are doomed
Me: THEN PLAY MY DYING BRIDE, BARD



[after waiting for 5 minutes or more, our 3 ships of friends were put... into a completely desolate 4vs4]
1: ALL HAIL THE MATCHFAKER
2: PRAISE THE MATCHMAKER


Me: Umh - junker? This was a metamidion, a meta-fuckin-midion.
Black Sabbath: No Schwalbe, it was a junker and a meta on the other team.
Me: Goddammit, I just saw two metamidions back in lobby!
BS: If you are seeing two pyras, then you really should go to sleep then.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on January 11, 2016, 05:52:28 pm
BS: If you are seeing two pyras, then you really should go to sleep then.

This hurts the most.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ayetach on January 13, 2016, 07:49:18 am
[SkBo] Ayetach: Nice tag bro
[Rÿdr] Sundstom:  :)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on January 24, 2016, 08:25:39 am
a few from today


IntelledSkill: how are we not underdogs?
me: there are underdogs and there are thundercats.

a new player looking at the heavy carro: what is this gun?
me as gunner: my wife Carrie

later...
me: meet Laura the lumberjack!

random dude: how many wives do you have?
me: there's Minnie the minotaur and Harriet the hwacha
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on January 25, 2016, 01:50:46 pm
me as gunner: my wife Carrie
me: meet Laura the lumberjack!
me: there's Minnie the minotaur and Harriet the hwacha

No pet name for the heavy flack? That old girl needs some love.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on January 25, 2016, 02:45:34 pm
me as gunner: my wife Carrie
me: meet Laura the lumberjack!
me: there's Minnie the minotaur and Harriet the hwacha

No pet name for the heavy flack? That old girl needs some love.

Harry the Flak. Unfortunately, Rin doesn't swing that way :(
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on January 25, 2016, 06:21:30 pm
Don't forget about Phoebe the Photos Mine Launcher, and Hailey the Hades.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on January 25, 2016, 08:43:08 pm
Don't forget about Phoebe the Photos Mine Launcher...
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=59259

While she wasn't a Mine Launcher, legend says she was a great gunner. It was on the team Skrimskraw was on, before the Thralls were around.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on January 27, 2016, 07:06:37 pm
me and Flanders the flak have a love-hate relationship
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 27, 2016, 10:21:34 pm
Fiona the Flamer?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on January 28, 2016, 10:00:55 am
Betty the Banshee?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on January 28, 2016, 12:01:45 pm
Jane the javelin harpoon?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on January 28, 2016, 12:41:21 pm
Wendy the Whirlwind Gatling Gun?

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on January 28, 2016, 12:44:33 pm
Flann the Flare Gun?

Megan the Mercury?

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on January 28, 2016, 06:48:17 pm
Artemis the... Artemis? [baffled]
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on January 28, 2016, 08:16:52 pm
Yeah.....I was trying to think of a less obvious one....Amy?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on January 28, 2016, 09:59:43 pm
inb4 this thread gets moved to the pit
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Carn on January 28, 2016, 10:18:54 pm
Hmm, meet me in the Pit.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on January 29, 2016, 03:43:06 am
Yeah.....I was trying to think of a less obvious one....Amy?

If you were asking me, I'd name it after my ex Adeline. My God she is awesome.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on January 31, 2016, 02:57:50 pm
Pit it is, then.

Also, I don't get what's so funny in this.

Hannah the Harpoon. Alex the Artemis. So what? I DON'T GET IT? WHERE'S THE JOKE?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: C r o w on January 31, 2016, 03:35:22 pm
I was captaining a ship
Crewman: CAH
Me:What?
Crewman:CAH!
Me: Oh, I get it. CAH
 
And then we kept CAHing for a minute or so at each other.
(To those who don't get it, he joked on the fact the I'm named Crow)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ightrril on February 06, 2016, 02:17:13 pm
"I only have fun when I win. I made a clan entirely based on that sentence." -B'Elanna
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on February 10, 2016, 03:25:26 pm
Dementio: Lu what is your MPP?
Lueosi: huh?
Dementio: Map Per Second. How many times do you look at the map per one second
Lueosi: ah...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on February 10, 2016, 04:45:15 pm
Dementio: Lu what is your MPP?

Dementio: Map Per Second.

Quote
Dementio: Who is Dementio
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Huskarr on February 16, 2016, 12:26:18 pm
I was spire hunting with ser Steffen earlier today. we were on a squid, when Steffen said that he'd go full on tryhard now.

He then started whispering the orders to the crew while throwing in the occasional sneaky sneaky.

It wasn't a single quote, but the moment felt so hilarious to me I nearly fell of my chair.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: James T. Kirk on February 20, 2016, 09:55:30 pm
"I only have fun when I win. I made a clan entirely based on that sentence." -B'Elanna

I'm sorry, who made the clan?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Piemanlives on February 21, 2016, 03:21:19 am
That's a good question, wasn't it Cullen? :P
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Solidusbucket on February 21, 2016, 03:53:17 am

Skirmskraw: The Skyborne being piloted by Sundstrom. Who, this week, is not followed by a lot of other people called Sundstrom.
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Skirmskraw: Then we have the.. I'm... For some reason. Piloted by Solidusbucket.
****3 minutes later****
Fourthoracal: I'm taking quite a bit of hull. . damage. . . OH! I get it. I get it. I get it, Solidus.
Skirmskraw: Solidus, shame on you. Shame on you.
Fourthoracal: Took me a bit to clue into that

--------------------------------

Skirmskraw: The Squid being piloted by Solidusbucket. The Rear Real Wheel.
FourthOracal: The rear real wheel.
Skirmskraw: Youll get hit by karma, Solidus. I know it.
Fourthoracal: Maybe I should just call it The Dicks.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on February 21, 2016, 07:26:43 am

Skirmskraw: The Squid being piloted by Solidusbucket. The Rear Real Wheel.
FourthOracal: The rear real wheel.
Skirmskraw: Youll get hit by karma, Solidus. I know it.
Fourthoracal: Maybe I should just call it The Dicks.


https://youtu.be/PKBd5PX0V2o?t=778 (spoiler alert)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Solidusbucket on February 21, 2016, 01:15:59 pm
I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would  have, intentionally.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on February 21, 2016, 03:49:07 pm
I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would  have, intentionally.

except youre supposed to always hydro ram/ram with balloon lol
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kamoba on February 21, 2016, 04:27:50 pm
I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would  have, intentionally.

except youre supposed to always hydro ram/ram with balloon lol

Unless you're goomba stomping a Spire with a Pyramidion...  Or just goomba stomping in general, because goomba stomps are the next best thing to Mines.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GurasOguras on February 22, 2016, 07:09:12 am
All hail Junker goombas!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on March 25, 2016, 06:53:55 pm
GeoRmr: I´m babysitting my dog
ToraTsuki: I´m babysitting Daniel
Dmitrij K. Rozhkov: aren´t we all


Skybox: how about you take metamidion and I will take mercury spire
Areus: No I would rather slam my dick in a car door
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Solidusbucket on March 26, 2016, 12:06:15 am
Honorable mention of Glorious Leader: Dimitrij K. Rozhkov

(http://i.imgur.com/UqgVPaT.jpg)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on March 26, 2016, 08:10:35 am
Lueosi: psst Aayra, best friend
Lueosi: best gunner
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Spud Nick on March 27, 2016, 10:42:38 pm
"Nice people stop shooting. And if they don't stop shooting they are ether very,very mean. Or they don't read the chat that often."

~Dementio SCS#95
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Enraged Cucco on March 28, 2016, 09:59:34 am
Not exactly a quote but the other day one of my friends asked the lobby if having sex with a clone would be masturbation or incest, and we argued over it for the entire lobby countdown.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: DJ Logicalia on March 29, 2016, 01:00:38 am
I played a few games with Anakin and Tfaltys today

On our mob, this level 2 engi joined named Mike something. He asked if we could call him "Redwood", we pointed out that that was impractical and he should just change his name, and then he left. It was super weird
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Benevolence on April 01, 2016, 09:49:13 pm
Absorbent Potatoes (Lvl 5) - “How do I get the info and visualizer off my screen?”

Sovereign - “Press alt-f4.
Then delete system32.
Proceed to sacrifice your entire family to Niub-Shiggurath and chant the following:
Cthulhu rlyeh fthagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”


Then, later:
Sovereign - “Have you prayed to our lord and saviour Nyarlathotep today?”
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 02, 2016, 02:24:31 am

Proceed to sacrifice your entire family to Niub-Shiggurath and chant the following:
Cthulhu rlyeh fthagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”


Shouldn't that br Shub-Niggurath...?
Other than that: AWESOME. PURE FUCKING GOLD.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Benevolence on April 02, 2016, 11:14:15 am
Probably, but I copied what he typed word for word and that's what I came up with.

But yeah, that's an example of Sovereign's sarcasm at its peak
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Spud Nick on April 03, 2016, 06:21:10 pm
"I think you will find that all of the guns are Spud guns on team Spud."

-Nanoduckling, SCS #96
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on April 14, 2016, 02:52:06 pm
Not from GOI but:

"Are you going to fight serious or are you going to fight with a baby on your head?"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 14, 2016, 04:33:38 pm
Jack Harbinger: Oh, look
Jack Harbinger: They [some Rydr and high lvl guys] left the lobby    [at this very moment matchmaker throws some low lvl champs]
Schwalbe: Oh boy, do they fear the wrath of the Squirrels

Random who just came: Eeeee no we don't.

Schwalbe: [takes the empty helm, readies up] Oh well.


(match; 5-1 won)

Schwalbe: Told you to fear the wrath of the Squirrels?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Silent Marauder on June 12, 2016, 02:18:50 pm
*on the same ship with Gentleman Marauder*

Isla: oh gosh, you marauders are breeding
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Skymonger on July 04, 2016, 06:15:50 pm
-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."


In honor of my clan mates:

Clan mate-"Knowing sky, he probably hasn't showered for more than a week."
Me: "Hey now! I took a shower five minutes ago! Washed my ass and everything!"
Clan mate -"OH GOD NO. LOL I CANT.
Clan mate -Lol.
Clan lead: "...wait...hang on a sec, you don't wash your ass?"
Me: well uh...


Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on July 05, 2016, 08:36:53 am
-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."

Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Huskarr on July 05, 2016, 09:38:21 am
-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."

Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.


I keked.
Also take this.
(http://i.imgur.com/jQ2qLzI.png)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on July 05, 2016, 03:59:09 pm
Me: Do I have permission to throw mines into the melee?
Captain: ......
Me: Your silence is taken as consent.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on July 09, 2016, 06:22:41 pm
Sch: Everytime a balloon engineer [on pyra] goes to main deck, a veteran gets prostate check.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on July 09, 2016, 07:01:45 pm
Also, which I forgot


Aeger: Should I take munker or gally?
Sch: Munker
Aeger: ok
Sch: I feel need to be punished

[Aeger's ship mines me]

Sch: Oh yes
Sch: Loch me
Sch: Loch me harder
Isla: ...Schwalbe, that's creepy

Random: Long Live The Butt? [the name of my pyra]
Sch: Long Live The Butt.
Sch: You see - it's a pyra.
Sch: It's for RAMMING. :D
Sch: And yes, I too want to bite on cyanide after this pun.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Skymonger on July 10, 2016, 01:32:09 am
Well...I got Two from tonight.
They are a bit sexual, but I doubt its gonna be a problem...I hope.


"Anal isn't my thing, but if I could sit on my own dick for 60 seconds...I would." - Atruejedi.

"An Enraged penis isn't a threat." - Narayan.


Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Baelfire Ender on July 31, 2016, 05:10:01 am
I guess that's how I'll have to remember them.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Atruejedi on July 31, 2016, 05:58:52 am
"Anal isn't my thing, but if I could sit on my own dick for 60 seconds...I would." - Atruejedi.

I have no memory of this, but I stand by it.

I guess that's how I'll have to remember them.

Please don't.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ightrril on August 05, 2016, 06:42:59 pm
Gunning on a Mine Squid in Paritan Rumble. Enemy Pyra is right next to a building, I shoot a Loch mine just in front of it. The Pyra floats into it, killing it.

VomAct: "They were caught between a Loch and a hard place."
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on August 06, 2016, 08:38:29 am
during a match where I lobbed mines at people i ever so slightly edited "What a wonderful world"
I thought it would be quite fitting for Monday Munker Madness

ahem


I see lesmok of wow
Such incin too
Wow very mines
For lochnagar and you

And i think to myself
What a munkerful world
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on August 22, 2016, 05:47:09 pm
Rinntaq: I like my whiskey like my women
Rinntaq: 12 years old and in a barrel
Rinntaq: That was a joke
Rinntaq: I prefer them 18 years old and full of coke
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Skymonger on August 23, 2016, 01:38:59 pm
Rinntaq: I like my whiskey like my women
Rinntaq: 12 years old and in a barrel
Rinntaq: That was a joke
Rinntaq: I prefer them 18 years old and full of coke

He likes to play the dangerous game does he?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on August 24, 2016, 08:39:07 am
xedeon joins my ship on labyrinth 5 seconds before we win

*red team wins*
xedeon: oh
rinntaq: ye
xedeon: #helping
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Spud Nick on September 09, 2016, 10:32:32 am
"The coin was basically told to go flip itself"

-Lysanya
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Naoura on September 09, 2016, 02:43:49 pm
In a VIP match, from the VIP to the escorts.

"Die gloriously for the Emperor"
"Sacrifice your lives for th glory of the VIP"
"Let Khorn guid your thoughts"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on September 19, 2016, 12:18:46 pm
joining red team as pilot, blue team are 2 meta pyras with Harambe names

me: sniper build seems obvious here.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 19, 2016, 12:42:52 pm
The Mann: I don't know, I'm stuffing my face with spaghetti.

Drow: Hahahaha
Me: OHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lady Spaghetti: [female by the way] Hahahahahaha

The Mann: [loading]
The Mann: [loading]

The Mann: OH SHIT I've just noticed we've Lady Spaghetti on board. xD
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on September 19, 2016, 01:20:33 pm
Classy as always Mann  8)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on September 19, 2016, 01:47:28 pm
Loadingmann.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 19, 2016, 01:55:24 pm
This would be the best pickup line ever, if "Is that rag smell like chloroform to you?" did not exist.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Solidusbucket on September 20, 2016, 09:46:38 am
Lysanya: "Although the gatling is a strange choice on the Galleon."

Luharis: "I imagine it's there to ward off any sort of charge attack on that side."

Lysanya: "True, however, only really the junkers'  gonna be getting in close. At least that close. And if your the galleon you might as well sit back and just go 'lumber, lumber, lumber' all day, and just ground and pound."

Luharis: "It's also possible it was just a build error."

Lysanya: "Knowing Skyborne: Probably not. They probably have a very distinct reason why they're bringing that out."


5 minutes earlier.

WaterItsMe: Ships are locked. Ready up please.

Solidusbucket: "Hey, Sundstrom. I uh. I decided to bring a gat"
Sundstrom: "Why?"
Solidusbucket: "Because I thought it would be a good idea or something"
SlyCrossFox: "Because he forgot to switch it to hades"
Solidusbucket: "Well, yea, that too."
*laughter*

10 minutes later:
Solidusbucket: gat kill.
Sundstrom: "god damnit solidus your gonna get us banned"
Solidusbucket: "what?"
*laughter*
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on September 20, 2016, 10:33:06 am
Gatling on Galleon side is as viable as a Hades...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on September 21, 2016, 07:56:41 pm
"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"

-What do we say to death?
-Please, come

also, this happy moment when tip box says "Mute early and often". What a time to be alive...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 22, 2016, 05:31:38 am
"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"

I believe Rinntaq deserves being mentioned as an author of these words.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: -Muse- Lysanya on September 25, 2016, 06:33:46 am
Lysanya: "Although the gatling is a strange choice on the Galleon."

Luharis: "I imagine it's there to ward off any sort of charge attack on that side."

Lysanya: "True, however, only really the junkers'  gonna be getting in close. At least that close. And if your the galleon you might as well sit back and just go 'lumber, lumber, lumber' all day, and just ground and pound."

Luharis: "It's also possible it was just a build error."

Lysanya: "Knowing Skyborne: Probably not. They probably have a very distinct reason why they're bringing that out."


5 minutes earlier.

WaterItsMe: Ships are locked. Ready up please.

Solidusbucket: "Hey, Sundstrom. I uh. I decided to bring a gat"
Sundstrom: "Why?"
Solidusbucket: "Because I thought it would be a good idea or something"
SlyCrossFox: "Because he forgot to switch it to hades"
Solidusbucket: "Well, yea, that too."
*laughter*

10 minutes later:
Solidusbucket: gat kill.
Sundstrom: "god damnit solidus your gonna get us banned"
Solidusbucket: "what?"
*laughter*

See, I knew there was a reason.  And that reason was a gat kill.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 25, 2016, 07:33:25 am
Mr D: Do you understand anything from what Classy says?
Me: Never.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Naoura on September 25, 2016, 09:49:11 am
On board a Goldfish that was just hit by hwatcha fire:

Gunner: Don't worry, I've got the hull!
*Sudden, Earthshattering Kaboom as the cooldown refuses to end*
Captain: I'm worried.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 25, 2016, 03:41:58 pm
Me: Rydr is like Japan
Me: It deserves the third nuclear bombing

Update:

Isla: No, Schwalbe, it's not cool

Sch: [in my mind] Of course it's not cool, Rydr's forbidden from being cool
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Rinntaq on September 30, 2016, 03:52:08 pm
"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"

I believe Rinntaq deserves being mentioned as an author of these words.

I admit nothing
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on October 01, 2016, 05:11:42 am
*Me repairing a hull in the middle of 4v4"

"Ha Ha! Suck it Level 45's!"

*Ram Killed*
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Spud Nick on October 06, 2016, 12:55:37 am
"Hey Spud Nick, I watched you get rekt by Skyborne in the SCS"

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ightrril on October 08, 2016, 04:52:59 pm
"If we didn't have allies we probably would have won this" -Olorn
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hilary Briss on October 10, 2016, 03:59:07 pm
One match out of a few, some player kept saying cum. We were losing our pilot bailed. I was left to pilot the shitamidion we kept the low ally with us we were on damage control. Batwarren joined we thought were saved. Batwarren goes mental missing rams Bat is bonkers but we Dagz do like a nutter he is our Friend. We started to claw back kills slowly.

Enemy ally's split up
"well if you're not cumming hun"

We started to gain a few kills

"The cumback is real"

Enemy to enemy ally
"cuming now"

Eventually won

They then said
"I hate cum"

impydog's reply

"Then stop drinkin' it mate"
Lobby descends in to raucous laughter!

in voice chat "maybe they likes it"

Lobby descends in to raucous laughter again!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on October 10, 2016, 04:02:39 pm

impydog's reply

"Then stop drinkin' it mate"


Burn so strong, one could think he looks at the vietnamese orphan after napalm strike.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Huskarr on October 10, 2016, 04:31:07 pm

impydog's reply

"Then stop drinkin' it mate"


Burn so strong, one could think he looks at the vietnamese orphan after napalm strike.

This is why Schwalbe is funny
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hilary Briss on October 10, 2016, 04:33:43 pm

impydog's reply

"Then stop drinkin' it mate"


Burn so strong, one could think he looks at the vietnamese orphan after napalm strike.

This is why Schwalbe is funny

Schwalbe is the shit!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: kurganon on December 14, 2016, 09:32:12 pm
So I noticed a Twitch Channel (https://www.twitch.tv/theobviousshow/videos/all) streamed Iron Fork of Friday and watched the most recent of it (Nov 18, 2016).
Streamchat:

HeavyMetalFL : I AM SO READY
HeavyMetalFL : I'm not sure what faction I'll join.

It's funny to me^^'
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on December 15, 2016, 03:12:56 am
Admiral Obvious is a great player and streamer. If you ever get the chance, join us in the Iron Fork! Best part of my fridays in my humble opinions... Im not Cake Sponsored :D
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on December 19, 2016, 04:33:58 pm
"You are my hero" - Daniel to Mann
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on December 20, 2016, 07:36:53 am
Daniel sarcastically to Mann
As he harpooned the enemy Pyra 5 meters away from us.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on February 05, 2017, 06:06:52 am
[not from game, real life stuff this time]

Sch: I mean, ugh.
Sch: Fucking physics, right.
Sch: I hate the stuff.
Sch: I take no interest in it, even more, everytime I need to squander my precious time to study this shit
Sch: Which I understand fuck all of
Sch: I literally feel the pain in every fucking inch of my body.

DS: Well
DS: You can say that it causes you PHYSICAL pain.

Sch: ...
Sch: I'll fucking murder your entire family.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: kurganon on February 15, 2017, 01:04:33 am
I rewatched the ironfork stream last week^^'

Josie: "Russ, the issue is that I can't shoot them if they're behind us and your flying style means that we spend most of the time with the enemy behind us."
Russ: "Well they are in front of us now."
Josie: "Yeah, but it's now that we are too far away, so bring us closer"
Russ: "What do you think I'm doing? I'm ramming them!"
Josie: "Yeah but that's too close. A mddleing middle ground."

(unfortunately I couldn't understand the rest of her last sentence^^')
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Red-Xiii on February 16, 2017, 06:38:18 am
 "I'm gonna be as useful as kitchen utensils in africa" - NiceCupOfTea 2017
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on February 16, 2017, 10:40:54 am
(http://puu.sh/u5THr/2fc2198bc8.jpg)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Naoura on February 16, 2017, 04:05:06 pm
@The Mann *Clamp
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: The Mann on February 16, 2017, 04:54:13 pm
Clam. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clam)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/72/cb/d5/72cbd5c66287795cc3a8abbae41d8e25.jpg)

Not sure what you've been up to with clamps...
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Dementio on February 18, 2017, 02:02:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jj6frfi.png)

<3
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Kestril on February 18, 2017, 03:25:06 pm
Kestril: All in favor of close-range broadside shenanigans say "I."
Crew 1: Aye!
Crew 2: Aye!
Lysanya: Potato!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aethelfrith on February 19, 2017, 02:13:52 pm
(Me, after missing every single shot for a few minutes)

"THOSE WERE WARNING SHOTS. PLEASE ADVISE. THE ACTUAL HITS WILL NOW COMMENCE"

(Continues to miss)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE NOW BEEN CALIBRATED. PREPARE TO BE SHELLED"

(Still misses)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE FOUND THEIR MARK. YOU SHALL FACE WITHERING FIRE!"

(Our level 2 captain pipes up after a solid five minutes without a single hit)

"Actually, he's just a bloody awful shot. Carry on with your victory."
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: SteamBrains on February 21, 2017, 10:54:22 am
Me as cap on a king of the flayed hills match.

"OH that carrospire scared me!"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aethelfrith on February 21, 2017, 09:48:58 pm
"All animals that use shampoo are marsupials by definition."

- Delorum
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: SteamBrains on February 22, 2017, 11:13:41 am
Ah, the turtles and shampoo ^^^ :P
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Richard LeMoon on March 10, 2017, 03:49:59 pm
we have uncovered the secret of flak mk. 2

it shoots concentrated nostalgia

- Raging Geek
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: C r o w on March 18, 2017, 12:57:40 pm
On a ship with a turbo noob who was trusted to be the gungineer and was not even trying, just before being destroyed:

Me: ''I should have been the gungineer''

Enemy captain: ''Are those your last words?''

Me: ''Yes''

And we got destroyed few seconds after I said it.

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on April 01, 2017, 02:14:37 pm
Jarmen: when do I get a special ability?
Extirminator: WHEN YOU STOP BEING STUPID!!!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Solidusbucket on April 01, 2017, 05:55:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/GhKlm4b.png)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 14, 2017, 04:49:04 pm
Sch: Wolf?
Wolf One: Yes?
Sch: Why are you so obsessed with our backdoor?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on April 15, 2017, 06:33:13 pm
Mattilald Anguisad: I think buff hammer now rebuilds things?
Aayra: no, that cant be
Ayetach: what? No that is weird....

*after 4 minutes in match*

Mattilald Anguisad: oh nevermind, it was just Aayra standing behind me, rebuilding stuff all the time
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Ebivy on April 17, 2017, 03:18:03 am
Friend 1: "I unlocked the minefield ability! I wonder if it can kill us."
Friend 2: *flies spire through minefield unscathed*
Me: "I think we flew right through a mine."
Friend 1: "Damn"

3 Minutes later

Friend 2: "Alright lets get this next supply ship and rush back to base!" *uses kero*
Friend 1: *deploys minefield in front of us*
Ship: *TINK* *BOOM*
Friend 1: "YAY"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Naoura on April 17, 2017, 07:39:01 am
Praise be to Phobos. May the light of your ally's explosion show you the path to true detonation.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on April 17, 2017, 12:39:31 pm
Target is armor stripped, would you kindly murder his face?
...
Thank you.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on April 19, 2017, 09:37:16 am
Frostbound: Corsair is super fun
Frostbound: it´s like a galleon, but squid
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Guagadu on April 19, 2017, 06:54:15 pm
(In the middle of a discussion mildly related to Mercury in the Chaos Skirmish Discord (http://discord.gg/zvcn4pt))

TinyPixelBlock: Petri and Mercury, sitting in a tree, brea-king-arm-or-ins-tant-ly
TinyPixelBlock: First comes the hull, then goes the captain, then comes a rendezvous with a mountain


EDIT: A later quote, added onto this post to avoid spamming posts

TinyPixelBlock: Well chute, that one really Burst my ego. H'watcha going to do next?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Baelfire Ender on April 19, 2017, 08:31:06 pm
*while in a preview match for Alliance with youtubers*

Dev- Bubbles: bosssss
Dev- Bubbles: back up

Ender: WELL CRAP

Ender's ship: *dies*
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: HamsterIV on April 20, 2017, 11:37:32 am
Not from Guns of Icarus but appropriate:
My job as Captain is to never take you into a situation you can't handle.
Your job as crew is to be so brilliant that there is no situation I can't take you into.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on April 21, 2017, 08:09:06 pm
A: [says something]
B: Come again?
A: Don't say "come again", because it has... sexual connotations
B: Oh, okay I guess, I'll try to speak differently
C: Could you ejaculate once more please? I didn't quite catch that.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on April 22, 2017, 09:26:16 am
[during band's rehearsal]

Sch [bassist]: My fucking tendom and wrist hurts, huh
Mef [guitarist]: Bad warm up, what were you expecting? I couldn't get a decent warm up too...
Sch: ...your wife was watching?
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on June 03, 2017, 05:00:13 pm
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: MightyKeb on June 04, 2017, 11:08:50 am
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

You have to learn to swallow that fact.
wink




Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on June 04, 2017, 04:59:10 pm
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

You have to learn to swallow that fact.
wink
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Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Spud Nick on June 14, 2017, 08:08:17 am
"Destroy the sly motherfucker!"

~Daniel
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on July 02, 2017, 06:13:35 pm
Sch: Yeah, I gotta get up tomorrow and tidy up a year old dust in my flat.

arsgrabba: Jesus, ok?

Sch: Dude.
Sch: Last time I had fairly free day
Sch: I mean, like, doing fuck all with no remorse and no pressure?
Sch: Something around beginning of the November
Sch: I finished this academic year on Wednesday
Sch: So, yeah, I didn't have fucking time to tidy up the dust regularly...

arsgrabba: Sounds like you need a woman Schwalbe.

Sch:

 (https://media.tenor.com/images/784a6707130605e17b9bb9962c009577/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on August 19, 2017, 04:56:42 pm
Sch: But... why did you have to have that test?

Lord Rho Of Sealand: Oh you know, I'm doing a minor.

Sch & co: HAHAHAHAHA

Rho: ...shit. I meant getting a minor degree. -  _-
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on September 03, 2017, 07:29:56 am
Mashigan: I swear to God, this build [front and back artemis, side banshee squid] would never work if we hadn't two gunners.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on October 26, 2017, 05:55:45 pm
MightyKeb: that awkward moment when you have too much for 2v2 and not enough for 3v3
MightyKeb: its the lobby definition of being between normal and lesmok mine range


Wolf One: Im sad now
Aayra: crippling deppression like all of us, I assume?
Wolf One: shhhh, dont awaken it
Aayra: it is always there
Aayra: luckily we have memes
Aayra: like gunner class


Mezhu: Im being harassed by this CA, I need another CA to come here


KeijoPertti: this tool order, how do you even manage it?
Kadetti Lola Ellpuu: you abandon match


Frostbound: we are cyber bullies
Frostbound: you would think I am a CA, but Im actually a CB


Aayra: this fucking guy
Aayra: cancelled 100% of my pre-buffs. I prebuff it, he hits it one more time so there is no prebuff ever until the end of times
Frostbound: one of these crewmembers is not like the others


Analus: m´lady
Aayra: *tips fedora*
KapteinKoek: out


Aayra: how long until you are done with the match
Extirminator: 1
Aayra: 1 what
Extirminator: lifetime of despair


Extirminator: *playing Digimon Masters Online*
Aayra: wtf
Aayra: are you playing
Aayra: you failure
Extirminator: AAYRA IM A DIGIMON MASTER


Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on October 31, 2017, 02:37:34 am
Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
AbbyTheRat: ............
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!
AbbyTheRat: Ok, that went better than I expected.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on November 02, 2017, 05:27:57 pm
Dev Bubbles: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU FLYING CORSAIR AND STORMBREAKER IN PVP???
Dev Bubbles: OMG
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Schwalbe on November 03, 2017, 07:19:33 pm
[To somewhat balance out the lobby, we ran out the joke build]
[We took Mobula with 5 flamethrowers and I had it called "Varg Vikernes" for obvious reasons]

Hoja Lateralus: Do you want your spire medium rare, or perhaps well done?

Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on November 05, 2017, 02:52:42 pm
A (woman, engineer to gunner): Don't come here with your inferior tools
B: Haaa, she said you have an inferior toooool! :D
Because I'm ten again

"Two mallets and a hull sounds like a great name for goio porn parody"
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on November 15, 2017, 03:12:52 pm
Frostbound: I'm in a match where there's seven sub-lvl-10 people on the enemy team and only me on the other team and it's still underdog for them


Analus: feedback@musegames.com
Analus: true@story.bro


MightyKeb: your life is like spire, perpetually dying, but still not dead yet
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on November 20, 2017, 12:32:22 pm
Huskarr: so any ship wishes?
Huskarr: I can also suck at other ships


Kestril: we all suck at lj until one fateful day
Kestril: when we hit a moonshining squid at 2k
Kestril: only then we are good at lj


*RandomName*: if you have querocen use it
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aethelfrith on December 01, 2017, 10:30:09 pm
"Mmmmmm, pop that s*** for RED!"

-An inebriated Guns Maxwell on the potential use of engineer stamina to rebuild things faster
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on January 03, 2018, 11:10:39 am
*random lvl 40*: why did this ship suddenly get stacked?
Frostbound: you are lvl 40, you are not part of the stack


Frostbound: we dont make mistakes, we just have happy accidents. I wish I was a happy accident
Aayra: oh Im sure you were
Frostbound: no, Im not happy


MightyKeb: sorry I got cornered
Extirminator: HOW DO YOU GET CORNERED ON DUNES?!


JoneKone: if you turn the ship while everybody is shooting we cant hit anything
JoneKone: my 8 year ols don understands that
JoneKone: who btw was the captain of the other ship


JoneKone: Pyry speaks only finnish and bad english
Analus: *simplified english (US)
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on February 25, 2018, 02:09:22 pm
MightyKeb: Frost you are gonna be gunner
Frostbound: I love memes


Frostbound: did you see that sick play when we spawned next to you
Frostbound: very skillful use of game mechanics


Urz: kill me irl pls
LefterisT: stay and suffer life like a normal person


Aayra: are you high, Keb?
MightyKeb: no this is my normal self


I need to protecc mlady. Tips fedora
Aayra: yeah literally white knight gunner - attacc and prottecc


Delorum: Wtf Huskarr I told you to bring double spanner and dual wield
Huskarr: but Im holding it with both hands so I can hit harder


AbbyTheRat: Rydr is one of the most highly skilled clan in game
Delorum: *suicides with a merc squid into terrain*


Skrimskraw to Strakha: Well hello, welcome to the clan, I am your clan leader, I am never here. And right now im on my alt account, because i got banned.


Loken Moon: can we change our pilot? We are suffering from autism
Stygimoloch: here, have a fidget spinner


OverlordGlaucus: I SEE YOUR LVL
JakeEshiver: OMG I IDENTIFY AS A LVL 5
JakeEshiver: IM LEVEL FLUID, I CHANGE LEVELS HOURLY


Jewsername: bazinga
Frostbound: zimbabwe
Frostbound: sorry Im drunk


Aayra: someBODY
SapphireGold: once
Skrimskraw: TOUCHA MA SPAGHET
SapphireGold: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SPAGHET
Frostbound: Sapph spamming month old memes
Frostbound: Dissapoint.

Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on April 01, 2018, 11:43:03 am
*****NSFW warning******


Skrimskraw: I just dont get how 2 ships are attacking pyramidion and it doesnt die
Skrimskraw: what is our ally?
Skrimskraw: ............THE FUCK IS A MAGNATE??!!


MightyKeb: swipe me on tinder
Frostbound: Any boys on Omegle with the tag „crossdressing“?
MightyKeb: I want your index finger running sensually through your greasy iphone screen
Skrimskraw: looking for young grill must be dtf
RethBurn: find me on chatroulette


Skrimskraw: jack me off with a cheese grater
Frostbound: Im reporting this entire lobby


Captain Squarepants: you guys clearly need to speak to the Lord Jesus Christ, ive actually got some bibles if you would like
Skrimskraw: this is a protestant game, please take your jesus back to Israel


SapphireGold: /Cum
SapphireGold: *everyone cums*
Skrimskraw: are you okay sapphire?
Skrimskraw: like in real life
SapphireGold: /pleasehelpmeihavecancer



RethBurn: *notices bulge* OwO
RethBurn: I look at your face and smile, a bulge signifying confidence grows in my pants
Captain Thiele: fuck this lag


Captain Thiele: SAPPHIRE QUIT TYPING AND START BEING USEFUL
SapphireGold: I HAVE A RAGING BONER


Aayra: P spawns a catgirl next to you to suck your dick
Aayra: try it
SapphireGold: p
SapphireGold: didnt work
MightyKeb: you need to be a CA
Frostbound: hello this is ca



SapphireGold: ok i have a deal for you mr ca
SapphireGold: ill let you block me
SapphireGold: if I can eat your ass
SapphireGold: was I too direct?
Skrimskraw: please leave
SapphireGold: shudup skræmsav


Aayra: report me daddy
SapphireGold: /report
Aayra: /arewedatingnow
SapphireGold: /yes
Aayra: /nice
SapphireGold: /press f for marry
Aayra: /f
SapphireGold: /very nice
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Fynx on April 27, 2018, 09:13:09 pm
Huh, I'll share some old ones since I found them stashed in a file.



Aayra: Congratulations about the 12000 games Lue. And condolences to every single other aspect of your life.



Dementio: Your name is making my mumble crumble.



Ayetach: They swag and we potate.



Fynx: I ran out of cookies.
Tanya: I can help you!
Fynx: No you can't. You're too far away.
Tanya: Lets make it a guided cookie synthesis.



Lvl 7 minofish against a lvl 13 brawling junker.
Minofish wins.

Lvl 13 pilot: Now I hate pushcannons with a passion
Areus: Annoyance launcher 1, junker 0



Two pilots disconnected, crews request a pause.
Lueosi: We don't pause for these guys. They insulted my mother.



Castus Crios: I think it's an enemy junker there, spot it.
Castus Crios: Yeah.
Castus Crios: "Junker"
Castus Crios: Aptly named.



Lueosi: I need to pee. That's a good sign guys. I always need to pee before a good match.



Daniel: HELLO! How do you feel this BEAUTIFUL... SUNNY... night...?



Waiting endlessly for the match to start...
Lueosi: Christmas is at 24th of December.
Lueosi: Any wishes?
(simultaneously)
Fynx: I'd like a pony
Dementio: Death to humanity
Silent Marauder: Catgirl harem



corpsehatch: I'm a designated rydr punch bag.



Fynx: Who wants the hades?
Fynx: First one to take...
Indomitus: not me
corpsehatch: not me
Fynx: Seriously, you're awful
Indomitus: fine
corpsehatch: fine, I'll take it
Fynx: Akagin hades



Fynx: I need to pee.
Extirminator: Do you live in a house or a flat?
Fynx: In a house.
Extirminator: Use the window.
Fynx: But it's too far away.
Extirminator: Put lesmok in it.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on June 24, 2018, 03:17:44 pm
MightyKeb: So does any of you sometimes have these goio shower thoughts?



MightyKeb: Talk to me again, when you have a photo of a girl next to your dick
MightyKeb: I accept the pthotoshop too because, you know...


RethBurn: what is you favourite ocarina
Lockheart: eeeehm... the blue one.....or......the one of time



Corsair is like playing doomfist in overwatch. Someone gets next to the wall and you instakill them.
And then you do rising hydrogen.



MightyKeb: he protecc
MightyKeb: he attacc
MightyKeb: but most importantly
MightyKeb: he stacc


Frostbound: I dont have to play with low levels if I dont want to. Nothing says I have to. I can play with my friends too.
Aayra: are you saying we are your friends?
Frostbound: no fuck you. It was hypotethical. If I had friends, I would play with them.


Extirminator: if ryders get 2000 thumbs up we kick Daniel from the clan


*...canyons, silence, looking for enemy ships...*
Frostbound: FUCKING EAGLES ALWAYS JEBAITING ME!


TyberiusTheThird: *about lens array* First thing that came into my mind on this guns the word „gayray“. It tickles the balls of enemy ships until it gets too uncomfortable


Aayra: JOIN
Aayra: ME
Aayra: DADDY
Appetite Ruining Kebab: i will join on my own time
Appetite Ruining Kebab: which is right now


Frostbound: I would like to inform you, I am playing from the bed
MightyKeb: that feeling when you dont have a girlfriend, so you play goio in bed
Frostbound: goio is my girlfriend


Aayra: Daniel are you still hiccuping?
Dementio: it wont go away until the SCS is over...
MightyKeb: Just imagine something that scares you. Like mine mobula.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on September 05, 2018, 05:37:35 pm
Frostbound: every time someone makes a Marco Polo joke in this game, a puppy dies and a noob loads burst into gatling.


SapphireGold: Isla is 2/3 of an island


Corpsehatch: wow ryders are actually friends


Extirminator: ok guys Im gonna use the mosturizer on my face now hold up
*fading sounds while he leaves the pc*
Extirminator: ...Im not gay!!!


Kira Wa Nai (to me and Frostbound): like you know there are some people with very tryhard attitude to life. Like me.
And you two are just like eh whatever and dick jokes.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: GurasOguras on September 07, 2018, 08:36:10 am
Aayra: How can people have fire tool on second (slot), I don't understand that.
Mighty Keb: They're like the GoIo definition of left handed.

MightyKeb: I'm going to switch channel and tell Frost and Aayra that I love them before I leave.
*switches channel*
MightyKeb: Hey Frost, Aayra...
MightyKeb: Fuck you!
*disconnects*
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on September 07, 2018, 03:34:59 pm
Delorum: Sundstrom is the only one I like to pilot with
Frostbound: Why? Is he the only pilot that can carry you?


Aayra (on judgement): Im just following you around watching you buff the whole ship alone. Im the moral support. Share some pain with me.
Frostbound: Im about to share some pain with you if you dont get back to the bottom deck now! GET OFF MY DECK, SLUT!


Kira Wa Nai: If you cant handle me at my magnate, you dont deserve me at my corsair


GurasOguras: *playing agains Spuds double banshee-carro junker*  all we need to do is doubletank the balloon...
....ok all we need to do is tripletank the balloon...Kira come top deck
....OK ALL WE NEED TO DO IS QUADRUPLETANK THE BALLOON
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Tychon on September 28, 2018, 01:27:11 am
Right i have one junker 5 harpoons and lochnigar. guess who's going whaling.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on July 18, 2019, 04:03:50 pm
*Kira trying to get the SCS team together*
Kira: oh my god how many dicks do I have to suck to get this team going?!



Kira: I will probably crawl back to bed
Aayra: why tho
Kira: I have a terrible russian accent so after my prayers to become thicc i became sicc instead



D.lo-res: Dio teach me how to pilot
Dionalli: why the hell would you think I know



SlyCrossFox: New York used to be New Amsterdam
Frostbound: *in a very sensual voice* did somebody say........Hamsterdam?



Frostbite: what is the CA?
Lore de Spades: come.asshole!



SlyCrossfox: This is my kind of coaching. Just suck harder!



Dolly: I love all of you!
SlyCrossFox: See this is the problem, there is too much love going around here
Dolly: Shut the fuck up.



freedom-man: what is a sundstrom
Kira: an alpaca



Aayra: I need to cook my food before we start drinking because when Im cooking drunk I always make a huge mess in the kitchen
Kira: because YOU are the huge mess in the kitchen



Kira: Pause please Guras is googling what yeet means



*silence for like 5 minutes, loading screen of graveyard rumble*
Analus: mmmmmmmm, skyball.......



Frostbound: Kira go to nearest Lidl and buy a mic



Kira: imma fry a schnitzel real quick



Frostbound: ah time for sniping, where is my alcohol



MightyKeb: Oh hey Kira I see that since the last time we spoke you switched from normal mic to german radio receiver from the 50s



Frostbound: Kira why havent you played Papers, please?
Kira:  no I have PTSD. I had to deal with eastern european bureaucracy enough
Frostbound: Aayra, did you play Papers, please?
Aayra: no one time I had to get my health insurance done for Denmark, I have PTSD too



WATERitsME: well this is  a dream team, one of us cant see, ally is metally challenged and the rest of us are drunk.



Frostbound: Chad detonator vs virgin hwaka



*to lobby with Pony´s Tears in it*
Frostbound: we would like to recruit that small horse from your team as our captain
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on October 13, 2019, 04:16:43 pm
Aayra: how can you be bad at being a whore
Lore de Spades: I have standards


Aayra: Huskarr get bigger hands!
Huskarr:IM GONNA GET A PENIS ENLARGEMENT !!!


Ryansilky: Frost please swap, Im not a good captain
Frostbound: Stay
Frostbound: *sprays water*


Alien: remember the last match in Aerodrome  when they mirrored our builds and Daniels build was completely stupid?


Aayra: sorry if you are religious or something...?
Lore Do Spades: Pffft my dude fuck that hail Satan!


Ally captain: could you please give us one kill??
Aayra: *to crew*guys dont shoot, shoot only for disable
Frostbound: *fucking destroys the enemy with buffed loch detonator*
Frostbound: DISABLE PURPOSES!


Frostbound: Did you know that the person getting detonated is called a detonant?
Tuxfanturnip: arent they the detonee
Frostbound: no detonee is the person using the detonator


Analus: CS: GOIO


Frostbound: it is the rule of iron fork.
Frostbound: team with most cakes lose the match.


Frostbound: Lobby: we want Canyons!
Frostbound: Zennoch: we have canyons at home
Frostbound: Canyons at home: *Alleron Affray*


Aayra: if you com here, Red can whisper in your ear
Blackhand: SOLD


Hungover Engie: Did you use that dc´d pyra as bait?
Analus: sorta
Hungover Engie: You sorta fuckers
Analus: language
Hungover Engie: Pardon
Hungover Engie: You sorta fornicators


FabianOZ: it is all fun and games until the clouds start speaking vietnamese


Analus: Brawling in my scrim, these wounds they will not heal


Bob on squid: technically this is a long range fight, the galleon is long range and they are the mothership. We are just a drone.
Title: Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
Post by: Aayra on February 22, 2020, 04:09:07 pm
Frostbound: You can two-shot heavy engines right?
Frostbound: Im just doing a sanity check right now
Frostbound: Like am I fucking insane


Bob: If they shut down the Goio server the players can fund it
Aayra: Yeah like guys all of you paypal them 50 cents and we can play SCS for 2 hours
Frostbound: Like an arcade game
Kira: SCS - Sunday crowd-funded servers


Bob: I like playing with you guys. It is like a perfect mixture of ....wholesome toxicity.


Rensen: is Inkjet in the Thralls server? Invite her
Aayra: ye she got purged. After joining again, she has couple of months until the spring cleaning of the members.
Frostbound: Yeah, fucking thrallocaust


Ser Duck the Quack: we are e-girls
Ser Duck the Quack: we will suck dick for skins


Frostbound: Casuals using virgin spyglass
Frostbound: Then theres me using CHAD RANGE FINDER


Aayra: can you hit?
Frostbound: hard but doable. Just like Frostbound.


Random pilot with heavy russian accent *Kinforth map*:Is this a new map?
Aayra: yes my comrade. This is where babushka lives. In north Russia, Siberia. We are visiting babushka.


Aayra: we took a fat dick in the face from the judgement
Kira: you make it sound like thats a bad thing!


Aayra: We are on 28, one break and we go down...
Kira: No need to talk about your age or your mental health condition!