99 Bottles

[David Dire]

*Takes another swig* "Nau... Naut like ah...a-Ah care"

[Jawjee]

*Enters the bar casually, looking around at y'all*
"You alcoholics...MAY I JOIN IN?"

[Carn]

*throws a full bottle to Jawjee*

"Drink *hic* up! Plefy for eberyboby!"

[Koali]

*Facepalms.*

[Jawjee]

*Empties the bottle in a split of a second, letting out a loud burp afterwards*
80 BOTTLES OF SHINE ON THE WALL, 80 BOTTLES OF SHINE, TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AR-
*Collapses face first on the floor*
rrrrrround...face on the ground, shine of 80 walls on the bottles...

[ShadedExalt]

80 bottles of shine on the wall, 80 bottles o' shine, take one down, chug a round, 79 bottles of shine!

Woo, that's strong stuff.

[Koali]

"It is, and you should probably not drink that."

[David Dire]

*Burps* "Ah men... itsar not at bad, you'res just light!"

[ShadedExalt]

*Thumbs David in the balls*

Did you feel that?

[Jawjee]

*Thumbs David in the balls*

Did you feel that?

*Gets up, sees what's going on*
O NU, HE'S MOINE.
*Rams Shaded off of David*
GIT'CHER HANDS OFF OF MY DAVY JONES.
*Falls asleep on Shaded*

[Carn]

"Washn't he wit dat Oliver guy?" Drains a bottle "78 BOOTLES OF BRINE IN THE FALL!"

[Jawjee]

"Washn't he wit dat Oliver guy?" Drains a bottle "78 BOOTLES OF BRINE IN THE FALL!"

Les'new talk boutta dat. Eeet just bring bawk *hic* baaaaaad memeries.
*Grabs a bottle of shine from the counter, dropping it on the floor, breaking it*
Haaao coud thes heppen to meeeeeeee, sventy-sven butles left.
*Licks the shine off the floor*

[ShadedExalt]

Was supposed to be thumps, goddamn autocorrect.

76 BOTTLES O' SHINE ON THE WALL

*Brings the bottle down on Jawjee's head in retaliation for being tackled and briefly napped on*

[ShadedExalt]

Shaded decides, "Screw it, I'm gonna have a drink."

75 bottles o' shine on the wall, 75 bottles o' shine!  Take one down, pass it ar- er, chug it down, 74 bottles o' shine on the wall!

[Carn]

A bottle falls down into an empty rum barrel.

"Ow! Huh? Oh, 74 bottles of shine on the wall, 74 bottles of shine! Take some down, pound them down, a dozen less bottles on the wall!"