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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #300 on: March 12, 2016, 06:30:55 pm »
*Chugs a bottle*

36, I think.

Also, what are we calling this, and how do we use it? *Gestures towards the black brick, which seems to giving off an aura of evil*

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #301 on: March 12, 2016, 09:05:15 pm »
[Boldly Takes a swing o Shine]

[Is immediately drunk]

immm too undrage for thish shtuff

[Passes out on the floor using the evil brick as a pillow]


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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #302 on: March 13, 2016, 01:00:38 am »
*showers himself with a few bottles of moonshine*

Thereteeee-feiv!

*Trips over Luharis sleeping, the notices the brick*

*Takes the brick from under Luharis' head*

 
I SHALL CHRISTEN THEE... FLUFFY!

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #303 on: March 13, 2016, 11:02:25 am »
*takes brick from Luharis and sniffs it.*

"Smells good."

*licks the brick*

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #304 on: March 13, 2016, 11:27:08 am »
[Despite barely having a sip, Luharis is super hungover right now]

[Sees Carn and Crow Being weird in the pit]

...

...

!!!

The Fury of the inner Yangire can not be contained in my hungover self, I'm very sorry but this mu-


[Picks up a brocken bottle]

I will end all of your putrid little lives...

Death shall be slow...

I will slaug-


My Dear God, Run before its too late, before i lose all control!!!

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #305 on: March 13, 2016, 02:27:10 pm »
While chugging a bottle of Moonshine and wielding Fluffy the Brick, Emil beats the ever living crap out of Yangire Luharis, to make him return hungover Luharis.

Saying with every hit.

"STAY"

"FUCKING"

"DRUNK"
« Last Edit: March 13, 2016, 02:29:23 pm by Crow of Cainhurst »

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #306 on: March 13, 2016, 04:17:17 pm »
Ow!!!!!

Stop!!

Please!!!

Ok you win, the inner yangire has retreated, just for the love of Senpai please stop!!!

Everyones so mean to me, i cant stop the inner deres and gires ok!!!

[Bursts into tears and runs away leaving a picture of Senpai behind]

[On the plus side, im no longer drunk so thats nice]




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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #307 on: March 13, 2016, 05:14:18 pm »
Fluffy drinks an entire bottle of Moonshine.
"34 mate." Says Fluffy.

"What did you say Magic Talking Brick?" Questions Emil.

"You need to drink more."

"The Magic Talking Brick has spoken!"

*Emil passes out saying "Tfrty...tree!"*

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #308 on: March 14, 2016, 03:56:02 pm »
Sitting in a corner sipping another bottle, Shaded is taking notes on the effects of distilled, solid moonshine remnants.  "32, boys."

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #309 on: March 14, 2016, 06:12:01 pm »
Fluffy keeps drinking in Emil's place.
"31, lad."

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #310 on: March 22, 2016, 12:41:05 pm »
Carn takes a bit out of the brink, States "Well you don't taste fluffy." Then washes it down with another bottle o'shine.

"Thirty boyos!"

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #311 on: March 22, 2016, 12:59:30 pm »
Emil wakes up
Sees fluffy bleeding from the piece Carn took away and ate.
''Drink in my stead'' it says before dying.
"The Magic Talking Brick has spoken!"

''TWENTY NINE!'' he shouts as he finishes another bottle

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #312 on: March 22, 2016, 01:31:01 pm »
A yangire Luharis returns, plotting revenge on Crow.

[Under the guise of kindness, Luharis offers crow a bottle o' shine... at 100 times concentration]

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #313 on: March 22, 2016, 01:43:50 pm »
Crow jumps towards Luharis, grabs thier head and does an RKO.

''I THOUGHT I SAID TO YOU TO STAY DRUNK!''

When Luharis is on the ground, Crow takes the bottle offered, and makes Luharis drink it.

''That'd the twentyeight bottle o'shine barman!''

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #314 on: March 22, 2016, 01:50:54 pm »
Fool!!!

You activated my trap card!

For the Next 3 turns Luharis has Drunken Rage Buff/Debuff

This stacks with the Yangire buff!

+500% pain tolerance
+150% damage
+100% K.O. immunity
+50% attack speed
-300 sanity per turn