Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: BdrLineAzn on March 16, 2013, 01:14:25 am
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This thread has no real value at all, so why the hell not in The Pit.
99 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 99 bottles of 'shine. Take one down pass it around 98 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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98 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 98 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 97 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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97 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 97 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 96 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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96 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 96 bottles of 'shiine. Take one down, pass it around. 95 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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95 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 95 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 94 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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94 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 94 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 93 bottles of moonshine on the wall
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93 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 93 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 92 bottles of moonshine on the wall
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92 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 92 bottles O'shine. Take one down pass it around. 91 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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91 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 91 bottles O'shine. Take one down pass it around. 90 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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90 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 90 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 89 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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89 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 89 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 88 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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88 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 88 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 87 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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86 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 88 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 85 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
(I drank 2)
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85 bottles of mooshine on the wall, 85 bottles O'shine. Take one down pass it around. 84 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
(If this actually goes all the way to zero, I don't know, i might give the person something.
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84 bottles of mooshine on the wall, 84 bottles O'shine. Take one down pass it around. 83 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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83 bottles of moonshine in the wall, 83 bottles of O'shine, take one down pass it around 82 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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82 bottles of moonshine in the wall, 82 bottles of O'shine, take one down pass it around 81 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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81 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 81 bottles of siiiiiine. Take one down, pass it around. 80 bottles of shine on the wall.
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80 bottles of moonshine in the wall, 80 bottles of O'shine, take one down pass it around 79 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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79 bottles of moonshine in the wall, 79 bottles of O'shine, take one down pass it around 78 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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78 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 78 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 77 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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77 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 77 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 76 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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76 bottlesss of moonshine on the wall, bottls loo'shiiinne. TKae one down m, pass it aroiudn. 75 bolttes fo shineon thewal.
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75 moonshines of bottle in the stall, 78 boots o'shine. Take one frown, pass it a round 74. Bot ulsof shy non the wall.
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74 botless of mounsine on the wall *hiccup* 74 botellos o'sheen. ahh tkae one down *hiccup* pas it round. 73 botles of mountainshine on the wall
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73 battles of spoonpine on the fall, seventy trees bottle the spine. Rake a crown, pass a tar round. 72 bots of nine on the wall.
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72 rattles of moonpie in the hall, seventyy to hotties are fiiiine! *hic* Take one down, passit a ground. 71 butssels are mine in the fall.
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71 bushels a moo's trying onna shawl, heaven tea fun waffles are tryin'! Lake one noun, sassy a brown, leaven tee hoppers a boon time a narwhal!
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70 bushes of marmalade on the lawl. Venti boos shush of lime. shake un done pop it around. sexy nie boombox of mansions going to fall!
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*wakes up after passing out*
Right...
69 moonshine bottles sitting on the wall. On came off and drunk were all. The doctor came and the doctor called "No more bottles coming off the wall".
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68 bottless.... 68 bottless... *hiccup* sixyeitbottles of moononthewall, sixti ate buttels of shayyyn. Bake a pie, smash it to ground. Sexxy Sven bollets of pie inthemall.
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*hiccup* Sikty seffen waddles of... Umm... Fuck it...
Pixies' kicks models a voonlay nonza shawl.
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Seeeventiee steven of bark of the shawl swenty ven of.......... *Thump* *passes out*
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Hippes sick god holes aroo slime on zagal, sissy chick models are mine! Fake one frown, lass is a hound, tricky hive potties of spoon kind are so tall!
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*opens a squeaky door*
"Oh look!!!! MOOOOOOOONSHIIIIINE!"
64 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 64 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 63 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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*wakes up on the floor in a big pile of booze, puke and people*
63 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 63 bootles'oshiine. Take one down, pass it around. 62 bottles of shine on the wall.
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62 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 62 bottles of shine! Take one down, pass it around, 61 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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61 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 61 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 60 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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60 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 60 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 59 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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59 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 59 bottles of fine stuff o a whale. Take one down, pass out around, 58 guys on floor of the hall.
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58 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 58 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 57 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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57 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 58 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 56 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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56 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 56 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 55 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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54 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 54 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 53 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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53 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 53 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 52 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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52 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 52 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 51 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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51 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 51 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 50 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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50 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 50 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 49 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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49 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 49 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 48 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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48 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 48 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 47 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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47 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 48 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 46 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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46 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 46 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around, 45 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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45 Bottles of 'shine on the wall, 45 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pour it around, 44 bottles of 'shine on the wall!
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Ferty fer bottles er' shine in the wall *hic* ferty fer bertles er' shine! *hic* Take oern erround, pass er' down, ferty six.... Ferty fer bertles er' shine in the wall! *hic*
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43 Bottles of 'shine on the wall, 43 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pour it around, 42 bottles of 'shine on the wall!
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4D 2 Bottoms of mushshine on the wall, FarD2 bollem uh marshshine. Take one around, drop et n groun, FurD un bottles of mmshine on the wall!
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41 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 40 btlles of shine. take un down, pass... 38 somethin... *floor*
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*walks into thread totally sober*
*walks out quickly*
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ferty bertles of.....errr.....waht vas vat again? *Takes swig and faints*
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twenty nine bottles of Kerosene on the wall, twenty nine bottles of Kerosene. *takes swig* HOLY FLAK MY INSIDES ARE BURNING!!! *runs out screaming*
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*wakes up once again from the floor*
38 bottles of shine on the wall. 38 bottles 'O shiine! Take one down, pass it around. 37 bottles of shine on the wall.
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37 bottles of moody shine on the wall. 37 bottles of shine! Take one down, pass it around. 36 bottles of shine on the wall.
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Thirty sax bottelos of *hic* mic shoe on ther wall. *hic* thitysick bro *hic* of sheen. Took un *hic* daw, pass *hic* it unround. .... .... ....
*Grabs another bottle*
"Oi you didn't finish your last one!"
"soooo.. *hic* what's u do bout it *hic*"
"This."
PUNCH
"BAR FIGHT!!!!!!"
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Haha! *grabs a bottle and hits it over the counter in hope of sharpening it. Sadly it just breaks...*
*punches BrdLine in the face instead*
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*Wakes up* Oh my head, what's going on? *Ducks a flying chair* OH IT IS ON BOYS! *Smashes Mill with a chair*
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*Holds nose with a hand and takes it off to see blood.*
You brokeded my nose, oh it's on.
*Grabs another bottle and breaks it.*
Spoon just so you know, I had I think around 12 bottles, no sense of coordination, and limited combat experience. What's you going to do.
*Random guys bumps him on the head with a bottle, falls and smashes through a table.*
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OH IT IS ON BOYS! *Smashes Mill with a chair*
*loud Finnish cursing* What was that for?!! *slams fist to Pie's stomach*
35 bottles of pain on the wall, 35 bottl' o pain! Take one down *KO an random* pass it around *hits and slamming* 34 bottles of pain at the hall!
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Bollocks! *dives to the floor and kicks Mill out from under* *Smashes Mill with another chair*
That's for!- *Random flying door*
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*teeth hit floor, yelp of pain* PIEEEEEEE!!! *bull-rush tackle*
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*Flying door also hits Mill*
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*Opens eyes and sees a bottle rolling on the floor, picks it up, stands and drinks it."
*Blindly rushes into the fray of people*
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*enters through the empty door frame after chugging excessive amounts of water*
*sees carnage*
Err, guys, what are you-
*hit in head by random flying bottle*
Screw this!!!
*grabs the bottle runs after BrdLine*
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*Draws revolver* Eat this! *Shoots a random with a pepper round*
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*Stops hitting a man on the ground, rises up and puts his hands on his hip, tapping his foot* Pieman, not cool! No guns in a barfight! *agreeing grumble from around*
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*Picks up chair and swings it wildly around him, hitting Pie in the back and then tumbling over Mill after trying to stabilise*
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*Trips up over Sgt. Spoon's body and sent into a flying tackle at Mill*
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*Wakes up on the ground surrounded by moonshine bottles. Slowly stands up*
"A BARFIGHT! YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED! THIS IS A RESPECTABLE BAR!"
*Tries to Flying Bird Kick of Rage one of the combatants, but instead nails Plasmarobo, who was sitting quietly in a corner, directly in the nose. Plasmabro is instantly rendered unconscious from the unadulterated drunken grace of the maneuver. A Tarantino style blood fountain erupts from his nose. Cue entire bar falling silent in awe.*
"Now let's sheee here.... Looksh like ders still more to drink."
*Looks at wall and counts for several minutes. Stumbles over and grabs a jug*
"Err... 34ish bottles of moonshine on the wall, 34 bottles of shine. Take one down pass it around, 33 bottles of shine on the wall."
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Ok butcher's bill:
1 Door-$150
3 Chairs-x$50
1 Tables-x$75
Medical Treatment~$500
And 6 Bottles of Moonshine broken or drank empty-x$250
Now...who is paying?
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*Slaps BdrLine* AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR BILLS!
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*jumps out the window*
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*Get's off of Mill*
Did that guy just say bills?
*Slaps BrdLine*
Don't talk to me about bills...
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*lifts his wavering hand in the air, groaning miserably*
was... a... good... fight...
*unconscious*
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*wakes up*
"Guhhh, vhat happen tuh mah nose? Fees all crunchy...Oviously, I neeb more drink."
*stumbles to wall*
Ferty free bottles a shine ona wall, frety free bottles a shine! Terk wern dern, pers it erernd, ferty foo bottles a shine ona wall!
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*jumps out the window*
This is completely off topic but...
This one time I was playing resident evil (Don't know which one, but it had zombies in it : D) On a friends PS3 and I was stuck in this one room for about 15 minutes then out of complete boredom i just shouted out "hey lets jump out the window!!" and then the AI ACTUALY JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW... we just stood there in shocked silence and started laughing..
But ahem carry on with the drunkeness
*Hic*
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Uh guys, someone stole all the moonshine, *hic*, I wonder who?
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Blame shinkurex, I mean he's blamed for everything right?
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,1183.180.html
Anyway
31 botuls *hic* of mun shiyine on the wal. 31 botuls of shine! *hic* Take un dowen, pass it around. 31 bottles of shine on the wall. *collapses*
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All of yall are drunk, gimme your Airship keys.
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All of yall are drunk, gimme your Airship keys.
Buuut Zena... *hic* ... youg and I.... *hic* ... know that ..... fly better.... drunk....Look at Mawjulus
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All of yall are drunk, gimme your Airship keys.
Buuut Zena... *hic* ... youg and I.... *hic* ... know that ..... fly better.... drunk....Look at Mawjulus
Well, I can't argue with that logic. Very well said, good sir, here are your keys.
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31 botuls *hic* of mun shiyine on the wal. 31 botuls of shine! *hic* Take un dowen, pass it around. 31 bottles of shine on the wall. *collapses*
Tharthay...Bawt-BAWTLES Of MOON-MOON, Shaine?WHO'S SHANE?HE STOLE MEIN BAWTLE of moo...moom shayaiaiaianeh...AYYYY MACARENA *collapses over Cheesy Crackers*
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*Wakes up with a pounding headache*
Umm a number bottles of moonshine on the wall, a number of bottle o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. a number of bottles of moonshine on the wall.
Soo what number are we on?
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*Stumbles over*
Err..... one.... ter.... tree..... ummmm 29?
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I refuse to drink more, bring some heavy drinkers here damnit. 1 bottle can get me on the floor, I ain't the drinking type, more like the type that gets his tails on fire most of the time.
*aims his heavy revolver and shoots a bottle of moonshine, making it spill on the floor*
28 left.
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Damn, a waste of moonshine....oh well.
28 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 28 bottles O'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 27 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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I'm sorta determined to finish this through, who's with me!
Oh, 27 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 27 bottles o'shine. Tale one down, pass it around. 26 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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*Wakes up from a several month hangover*
Urhg my head... pass me some moonshine aye? Ah thank you.
*Drinks it*
26 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 26 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around! 25 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
Skies my head hurts...
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... o'shine. Tale Take one down...
Been drinking too much border... Might as well join in
25 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 25 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 24 bottles o' shine on the wall.
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Im 12 and what is this!!! :D
24 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 24 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 23 bottles o' shine on the wall.
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... o'shine. Tale Take one down...
Been drinking too much border... Might as well join in
25 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 25 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 24 bottles o' shine on the wall.
I've been drinking too much? Look the the quote date, when did I drink in 1974 of May?
But
23 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 23 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 22 bottles o' shine on the wall.
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... o'shine. Tale Take one down...
Been drinking too much border... Might as well join in
25 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 25 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 24 bottles o' shine on the wall.
I've been drinking too much? Look the the quote date, when did I drink in 1974 of May?
But
23 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 23 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 22 bottles o' shine on the wall.
Huh? Dates are funny...
22 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 23 bottles o'shine. Take one down pass it around! 21 bottles o'shine on the wall!
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omg what year is it I feel lost now QnQ
OOOooohhh...
21 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 21 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 20 bottles o' shine on the wall.
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It's the summer of Sixty Nine....
20 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 20 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 19 bottles o' shine on the wall.
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Now back to the present!
19 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 19 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 18 bottles o' shine on the wall.
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*Walks in the bar like a regular guy wondering why everyone else hasn't left in the past few months*
Guys… do you not have like… jobs and stuff? How are you even paying for all this moonshine?
Ah well.
18 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 18 bottles o' shine. Take one down, pass it around! 17 bottles o' shine on the wall.
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What lives?
17 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 17 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 16 bottles o'shine on the wall!
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One thing for sure not living are our livers.
16 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 16 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 15 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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I'm at school right now w00
15 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 15 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 14 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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Didn't this thread semi-die ?
14 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 14 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 13 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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Apparently it did but hey, zombies!
13 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 13 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 12 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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You can never die from moonshine
12 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 12 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 11 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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11 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 11 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 10 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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how much did I take again?
10 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 10 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 9 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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9 bottles of Spiked Frosting on the wall, 9 bottles o'Frosting. Take one down, pass it around. 8 bottles of Frosting on the wall.
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9 bottles of Spiked Frosting on the wall, 9 bottles o'Frosting. Take one down, pass it around. 8 bottles of Frosting on the wall.
8 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 8 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 7 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
we're running out of moonshine!
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Oh no!
7 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 7 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 6 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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Were getting close.
6 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 6 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 5 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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*calls out for a delivery truck to deliver 99 more bottles of Moonshine*
hehehehehe
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*barricades the door against delivery men*
5 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 5 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 4 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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This may be my last drink here guys!
4 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 4 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 3 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
Remember to let BdrLine take the last one xD
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Oohhh
3 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 3 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 2 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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*Takes swig of Bacon*
2 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 2 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around! 1 bottle of o'shine on the wall!
Well shit...
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The last bottle....
1 bottle of moonshine on the wall, 1 bottle o'shine, take it down, pass it around. No bootlegs of moonshine on thr wall.
What now...?
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RP?
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We could let the delivery guy in...
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TO HELL WITH THAT! OLIVER THIS IS THE POINT AT WHICH I BOTHER YOU TO POST IN THE RP!!!!
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You need as well Pie, or should we have another brawl in here
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But Pie, I'm too drunk now :0
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Time to time travel
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*gasp*
It's the time before Emrikir
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Holy funk what was that? It's almost like time had skipped backwards by one Iggatto post!
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Oohhh
No bottles of moonshine on the wall, No bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it arou... wait a second. We need more moonshine. Blow the horn!
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You are all alcoholics.
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*burps* O.O sorry xD
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I prefer to be called called helmsman, as for sure most of us fly better drunk.
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I prefer to be called called helmsman, as for sure most of us fly better drunk.
OI I should try that sometime, maybe I'll be decent! :D
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Still alcoholics to me.
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Jawjee looks just as attractive when I'm drunk because there's just no more attractive than Jawjee already is ;)
(NOT CREEPY I'M JUST ACTING LIKE I'M DRUNK I SWEAR XD)
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That's not acting drunk, THIS IS ACTING DRUNK
"Hy bby, wt u wun do 2day?" *falls over another drunk person*
Or even better. "BARTENDER, I DRANK 98 OF YOUR DAMNED BOTTLES, CAN YOU MAKE THE LAST ONE FREE?"
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Fine idk how to act drunk xD *has never been drunk* :0000 PLOT TWIST!
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*Coldcurse grabs one of the 99 empty bottles and slams it against the first one posting a reply here. He yells out.*
BARFIGHT!
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*Jawjee looks furiously at Coldcurse for slamming a bottle against his head, blood dripping out.*
Sir, I will not partake in your filthy actions, for I am a king after all, and deserve to be treated as such.
Also, as you may know, I am not any kind of king, I'm one THAT WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
*Jawjee punches Coldcurse making him land on the other side of the bar*
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MADE OF? MY FIST OWOWOWOW.
*Tries to look badass, almost crying because of the pain*
So, who's next?
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*Coldcurse stands up again and leaps towards Jawjee in a wrestling takedown, pulling Oliver Colt into the fight too*
You aint getting away!
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Please don't hurt me, my insurance ain't that big, and my skin is really sensitive D:
*grabs a bottle full of nitroglycerin and breaks in on Coldcurse's head, making it explode*
OH FU- *Jawjee breaks through the floor while Coldcurse flies out the roof*
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*Coldcurse uses "chute vent" and lands safely on the ground. After grabbing a Chair he runs towards BdrLineAzn, shouting the words*
Barfight! Barfight! Barfight! Barfight!
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*Jawjee crawls back up, full of blood, trembling and almost crying*
I fell...on my balls...Someone please...help.
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*coldcurse uses Jawjee as elevation as he steps on his head and jumps. Pushing jawjee back into the hole. As Coldcurse holds the chair infront of him he slams against Rethburn, Both now laying on the ground as they collided.*
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*As he lands back on the floor, he lets out a loud scream*
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!
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wait whaaa- *is pulled into fight by Coldcurse* *crawls away before things explode*
I've already been in one of those in the last 24 hours! :0
*sees barfight* *sees Jawjee* Oh nooo :0 *grabs glass of water* QUICK HAVE THIS! *closes eyes and throws water at Jawjee's general direction* did that help? :0
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YEAH, IT SURE DID /sarcsm.
*crawls back up, furious at Coldcurse for what he did*
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!*slips and falls back down*
NOT THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!
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:0 DONT WORRY I'LL GET MORE WATER!
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NO NEED FOR WATER. LOOK FOR A BAG WITH "JJ" ON IT.
TAKE OUT THE CONTAINER, AND THROW IT AT COLDCURSE. BUT DON'T HIT IT BEFORE THROWING IT.
IT'S NITRO.
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"Hey guys, I have an idea. Instead of fighting, we should use our drunken heads to figure out a way of globalised pea-" *Knocked down on the ground by the collision of chair to head*
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OKAY! *grabs JJ bag and throws it at Coldcurse* :)
Ohai RethBurn :0
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oh and I forgot, OLIVER, DUCK. I MEAN, CROUCH, JUMP, DIVE, SOMETHING!
IT'LL EXPLODE.
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ONOOO I MUST DUCK FAST!
*stands up funny* *quack*
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*Coldcurse grabs the JJ bag and throws it into the hole where Jawjee is currently located, as it explodes right onto his balls.*
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*is still ducking*
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*Jawjee flies in the air, through the hole in the roof(which was caused made by Coldcurse) yelling loudly*
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*the sounds fades out, and it stops after a while*
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NO WAIT YOU NEVER TOLD ME FOR HOW LONG I HAD TO DUCK! I MEAN... QUACK! :0
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*through the roof, falls a piece of paper, and floats directly to Oliver saying "You can stand up now.
Also I'm sorry but I won't be on time for dinner, or breakfast, I'm afraid I'm going outer space, and will die because
of the asphyxiation. With love Jawjee"
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*Sends a pigeon at Jawjee with a note* But I got us bagels! :0
*Pigeon goes to outer space (is a super pigeon) and brings Jawjee back safely*
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*Sends a pigeon at Jawjee with a note* But I got us bagels! :0
*Pigeon goes to outer space (is a super pigeon) and brings Jawjee back safely*
WHY CAN'T MY HUSKIES DO THAT?
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because they're too big :0
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SA-okay I'll stop :(
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*odysall walks in and says wtf happened here*
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*Everyone stops fighting and looks directly at Odysall*
._.
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*Odysall sees Coldcurse laying on the ground and oliver and jawjee eatin bagels on the last remaining table in the bar*
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COME HAVE A BAGEL! ACTUALLY NO, IT'S ONLY FOR ME AND OLIVER >:I.
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I can´t take the bagel my mask is stuck for 2000 years and haven´t been able to get it of
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*coldcurse notices odysall and stands up, grabbing the chair he used earlier. He then throws the chair directly at odysall.*
yay new barfight person ^^
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*picks up his walking cane and pokes the chair and says he has the plague*
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*then Odysall picks up jawjee and throws it to coldcurse*
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*coldcurse makes a drunken style wushu dodge as he moves his lower body down and bends backwards. he then grabs Jawjee by his already broken nuts and uses the momentum to fling him back towards Odysall.*
Thinkyou left something flying Odysall *hic*
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YOU ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS!
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*between to flight jawjee made he got the hickups and Odysall got bored and took jawjee´s bagel*
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*between to flight jawjee made he got the hickups and Odysall got bored and took jawjee´s bagel*
I WILL GET YOU FOR THAT D:<
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well if you want to hurt a doctor you can´t there is and invissable wall around me
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*odysall asks himself where did oliver go*
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*coldcurse sticks his hand un the rubble next to him and pulls out oliver.*
there he is.
*he then puts oliver in the rubble*
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*odysall walks to coldcurse and slaps him with a 200 year old fish*
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*coldcurse then grabs the mask of odysall and pulls it of. revealing a pink fluffy MLP mask. showing his dedication as there is a cutiemark on odysall's cheek*
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*odysall reveals its another mask and says he only has masks no actual face*
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*odysall rips of coldcurses beard and sticks it on his ass*
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*revealing that coldcurse has another beard under his beard*
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*then odysall ask himself why are two undead fighting eachother
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why don´t we turn against jawjee and rethburn
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*coldcurse agrees*
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*coldcurse and odysall turn to rethburn and wake him up from his coma made by the chair*
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*Jawjee takes out an MG-42, while Oliver prepares the ammo band*
SEE YA IN HELL.
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*odysall says avada cadavra and almost kills jawjee but jawjee had no balls left so he couldn´t die by avada cadavra*
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*checks in his pants* =(
... >=( I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU. YOU TURNED ME INTO A GUYETTE NOW.
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*odysall vanished in the time Jawjee checked his pants and kidnapped oliver while Jawjee checked his pants*
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*odysall vanished in the time Jawjee checked his pants and kidnapped oliver while Jawjee checked his pants*
*Jawjee slaps Odysall over the mask*
Shame on you for taking my Oliver away >:I
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*then odysall puts oliver on a steam train track and begins to laught evil*
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*then odysall puts oliver on a steam train track and begins to laught evil*
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WHY DID I GET ODYSALL IN THE PIT?
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*Oliver takes a nap on the train tracks*
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*train is comin towards oliver now and odysall keeps laughing because he wants oliver to be undead asswel*
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[*Oliver continues sleeping* *turns around in his sleep and rolls down the hill the tracks are on* *is stopped by a bush that was on the side* *wakes up*]
Huh? What?
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... this is way off topic for a barfight.
*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...
._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...
._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?
Where do you use a towel for?
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...
._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?
Where do you use a towel for?
*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...
._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?
Where do you use a towel for?
*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.
Oh please don't tell me that you hump towels...
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...
._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?
Where do you use a towel for?
*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.
Oh please don't tell me that you hump towels...
D: HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP THAT FOR YOURSELF?
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*
*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*
NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
*Outside the bar it started to rain*
*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...
._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?
Where do you use a towel for?
*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.
Oh please don't tell me that you hump towels...
D: HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP THAT FOR YOURSELF?
I ain't the one humping towels...
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... this is way off topic for a barfight.
*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*
*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*
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... this is way off topic for a barfight.
*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*
*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*
*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*
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... this is way off topic for a barfight.
*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*
*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*
*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*
*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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Wait where is oliver, he is not behind the table anymore. A well i'll just begin looking at the damage.
(http://reidmiddleton.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/urm-collapse.jpg)
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZAeu_Oa_QF1RS5ef1XiJFPeBpt79UzRWn3wURTU6Ak5IVCX7F)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01624/Rome--main_1624719a.jpg)
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... this is way off topic for a barfight.
*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*
*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*
*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*
*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
*Coldcurse snores heavily*
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... this is way off topic for a barfight.
*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*
*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*
*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*
*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
*Coldcurse snores heavily*
(http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120214110011/mlp/images/0/0d/Fluttershy_%22You're_going_to_LOVE_ME!%22_S1E26.png)
GET OFF OF ME, YOU ARE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON.
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... this is way off topic for a barfight.
*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*
*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*
*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*
*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
*Coldcurse snores heavily*
(http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120214110011/mlp/images/0/0d/Fluttershy_%22You're_going_to_LOVE_ME!%22_S1E26.png)
GET OFF OF ME, YOU ARE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON.
*snores louder*
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*reach into my jacket and get out a bag of popcorn and watches Jawjee being angry underneath Coldcurse and laughs........ hard*
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(http://i.imgur.com/BsjsR9B.png)
Coldcurse, get off of me, it hurts D:
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*Odysall is still laughing but allmost he's almost out of popcorn*
a well i might have some steak left somewhere.
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
I never said that! D: I just said liek "meh" when you said I was xD It was the easy explanation I give people when I have no time and still I just said something along the lines of "ughhgghhh" when you wrote my gender as female in the TFD sign up thread :D Which should be changed btw bc reasons :P
[*gives umbrella to Jawjee* *helps him get dry iykwim* xD]
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
I never said that! D: I just said liek "meh" when you said I was xD It was the easy explanation I give people when I have no time and still I just said something along the lines of "ughhgghhh" when you wrote my gender as female in the TFD sign up thread :D Which should be changed btw bc reasons :P
I'll leave that as female just to annoy jawjee with it.
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
I never said that! D: I just said liek "meh" when you said I was xD It was the easy explanation I give people when I have no time and still I just said something along the lines of "ughhgghhh" when you wrote my gender as female in the TFD sign up thread :D Which should be changed btw bc reasons :P
I'll leave that as female just to annoy jawjee with it.
Go ahead, female or not, I'd still date him >:c
oh and Oliver...DAT IYKWIM.
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*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*
*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee
Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.
last time she told me she was a girl...
I never said that! D: I just said liek "meh" when you said I was xD It was the easy explanation I give people when I have no time and still I just said something along the lines of "ughhgghhh" when you wrote my gender as female in the TFD sign up thread :D Which should be changed btw bc reasons :P
I'll leave that as female just to annoy jawjee with it.
Go ahead, female or not, I'd still date him >:c
oh and Oliver...DAT IYKWIM.
*blushes* x3
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ALRIGHT WHO IS PAYING FOR ALL THE DAMAGES IN MY SALOON!
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Certainly not me, I've already slapped you for it, get Oliver to do it, seeing as he doesn't seem to understand the pain and suffering he's caused.
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*Codlcurse jumps out of the ruble and takes down BdrLineAzn by surprise*
Attaaaaaaaack!
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*Stops, drops and rolls* *gets back up because is not on fire*
Senpai? (✪▽✪)
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*calls out for a delivery truck to deliver 99 more bottles of Moonshine*
hehehehehe
A man opens the door as it squeaks on its old hinges.
"Um hello? Got a new order of moonshine here, 99 to be exact."
(hehe necro)
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*Peaks in*
"Holy hell, did something give birth in here or what?"
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*Floats down behind Carn.*
"If so, I'm not sure I wanna know what did."
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I LIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets get drinking!!!!!
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Did someone say drinking?
*Sees the moonshine*
HUZZAH! 99 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 99 bottles O'shine! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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why not just drink neat rum like a pirate, 's what i do... g'yarrrgh
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Where the bloody hell were you been Pie?!?
But.... 98 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 98 bottles o'shine. Take one down, pass it around. 97 bottles of moonshine on the wall.
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97 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 97 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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96 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 99 bottles o'shine! Dear god don't drink it, it's toxic as sin, 95 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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95 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 95 bottles o'shine! It's delicious Queso, drink up! 94 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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94 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 94 bottles o'shine! I'm not of age, in the US of A! 93 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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93 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 93 bottles o'shine! Niether am I, I'm bluffing! 92 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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92 bottles of moonshine on the wall 92 bottle o'shine. Ha nerds, I'm finally got the 21, pass it around 91 bottles of shine on the wall.
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91 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 91 bottles o'shine! Well I'm only slightly more than a year off, 90 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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90 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 90 bottles o'shine! Take one down, pass 'er around, 89 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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89 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 89 bottles o'shine! Tape her down, pass it abound, 88 bottles oh moonshine on the ball!
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88 bottles of moonshine on the wall, 88 bottles o'shine! Ya' take one down, pass her 'round, 88 bottles of moonshine on the wall!
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87 bottles of moonshine on, da ball, 87 dottles O'brine! Shake one down, flap it around, 86 grottles of boomshime one ha w
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88 battles of moonshin on tah wall, 88 bottles o'shine! Ya' take one down, pass her 'rund, 88 bottles of moonshine on the hall!
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Git, yer count right Dave! We've glot 85 bootles left!
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am sorreh, man, ima light drinkah!
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87... eugh 8- 86 bottles o shine on 'eh wull, 86 bottlas of shine! ya take some down, pass it rond, 85- uh, 85 bottles of shine on heh wall
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Don, hic, make me get da mustard! BACK TO BOOZE! 85 shuttles of boom-time on slaw hall, 85 shuttles o'kline! Bake sugar balls, flak a gourd, 84 gutters of moonslime on the shawl!
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ahhhyeh, yessur, ah-im not *hiccup* drunk, ah dont nade to git buck on theh shit- uhh, ship, sahr.
ahhyeh, somthing bout more booze? ah yeh, aty fur pictures o' shine on the mall, *hiccup* ATY FUR PICTURES OFAH SHANE! yar takeh hun down, pass it down, aty tree botlas of... ayy, the shine on do wall!
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wut umbre we on? umm eighties tree boatles of sine on wall, ate tee bots of the nine. one is done, passing out now.........
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The door opens revealing a being, a normal man with a leather coat, he takes a bottle off the wall.
"81 bottles on the wall you drunken loons."
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"Gimmme at," *lurches towards the bottle, falling flat on his face and knocking himself out.......*
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Kirby Koali walks into the bar wearing a steam-powered exoskeleton.
"Jeez, why is everyone so drunk? Yo, bartender, are any of those bottles on the wall full of milk?"
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"Umm"
*clink *clank* *glass shattering*
"No, want to try the 'shine?"
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Shadak walks in and laughing...
"Oh dear, seems I was late for the party"
Walks up to the bar and asks for the 20th bottle from the left just because.
"80 bottles of moonshine on the wall... "
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*Wakes up sniffing the air*
"Shomone saaaay 'shine?"
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Wheh... wha? more shine? yeh... yeh... ah'd *hiccup* like un more.
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"Ugh... I guess this makes me the designated pilot, then."
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"ehh... surah!"
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"I don't even know what you're saying any more..."
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*Takes another swig* "Nau... Naut like ah...a-Ah care"
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*Enters the bar casually, looking around at y'all*
"You alcoholics...MAY I JOIN IN?"
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*throws a full bottle to Jawjee*
"Drink *hic* up! Plefy for eberyboby!"
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*Facepalms.*
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*Empties the bottle in a split of a second, letting out a loud burp afterwards*
80 BOTTLES OF SHINE ON THE WALL, 80 BOTTLES OF SHINE, TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AR-
*Collapses face first on the floor*
rrrrrround...face on the ground, shine of 80 walls on the bottles...
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80 bottles of shine on the wall, 80 bottles o' shine, take one down, chug a round, 79 bottles of shine!
Woo, that's strong stuff.
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"It is, and you should probably not drink that."
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*Burps* "Ah men... itsar not at bad, you'res just light!"
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*Thumbs David in the balls*
Did you feel that?
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*Thumbs David in the balls*
Did you feel that?
*Gets up, sees what's going on*
O NU, HE'S MOINE.
*Rams Shaded off of David*
GIT'CHER HANDS OFF OF MY DAVY JONES.
*Falls asleep on Shaded*
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"Washn't he wit dat Oliver guy?" Drains a bottle "78 BOOTLES OF BRINE IN THE FALL!"
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"Washn't he wit dat Oliver guy?" Drains a bottle "78 BOOTLES OF BRINE IN THE FALL!"
Les'new talk boutta dat. Eeet just bring bawk *hic* baaaaaad memeries.
*Grabs a bottle of shine from the counter, dropping it on the floor, breaking it*
Haaao coud thes heppen to meeeeeeee, sventy-sven butles left.
*Licks the shine off the floor*
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Was supposed to be thumps, goddamn autocorrect.
76 BOTTLES O' SHINE ON THE WALL
*Brings the bottle down on Jawjee's head in retaliation for being tackled and briefly napped on*
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Shaded decides, "Screw it, I'm gonna have a drink."
75 bottles o' shine on the wall, 75 bottles o' shine! Take one down, pass it ar- er, chug it down, 74 bottles o' shine on the wall!
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A bottle falls down into an empty rum barrel.
"Ow! Huh? Oh, 74 bottles of shine on the wall, 74 bottles of shine! Take some down, pound them down, a dozen less bottles on the wall!"
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You wouldn't by any chance have, idk, any chocolate coffee porters on this wall of yours?
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There be no chocolate coffee things here,
gimme that bottle
something something O' shine on the wall, something something o' shine, take one down, chug it down , something something, I forget the rest...
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61 bottles o' shine on the wall, 61 bottles ' shine! Take one down, chug it down, 61 bottles o' shine on the wall!
"I think I might need a new liver."
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grab, chug, slam
60
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A bottle flies out of the barrel and shatters on a dart board.
"59! BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!"
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Only 59 bottles o' shine on the wall, Carns been round, take one down, flip it for profit, 58 bottles o' shine on the wall, 58 bottles o' shine. Take one down, flip it for profit, 58 bottles o' shine on the wall!
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Wha?
*takes a bottle*
does this mean I get an infinite number of 'shine Rowho?
WOO HOO
"58 bottles o' shine on the wall, 58 bottles o' shine. Take one down, flip it for profit, 58 bottles o' shine on the wall!"
It works!
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I feel like I am not drinking any of these... only giving them away...
*Take shine*
57 bottles....
*falls asleep*
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*pours the contents a bottle into a spare engine, making it zoom out the window*
56 bottles, now.
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I proceed to drunkenly collect 6 bottles of Moonshine, rambling under my breath something about a concentrator and a solidifier.
"50 bottles of 'Shine on the wall, boys..."
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I regain consciousness from the barrel, and throw it at the wall.
"Let's scheee...." Squinting and hungover I count the remaining bottles.
"43."
I grab one of the bottles and drink, while attempting to throw the others in Koali's engine.
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Coming out from a back room, still mildly drunk, I lift a jar of what appears to be Moonshine in one hand, and a brick of some pitch black substance in the other.
"I HAVE MADE ENGINE FUEL AND ROCKET FUEL OUT OF MOONSHINE. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I DID. THE STARSHINE, AS I AM CALLING IT, IS 3 TIMES AS STRONG AS REGULAR MOONSHINE. DON'T DRINK IT, YOU WILL DIE."
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I quickly grab the jar and proceed to chug it. Afterwards I belch and five more bottles fall off the wall.
"38"
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"UNLESS YOU ARE CARN, WHICH I HAVE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HAVE AN INHUMAN TOLERANCE TO ALCOHOL."
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"Show.....ish anvone elsh thirsty? *hiccups and chugs another bottle.* " Uhhh herty smeven?"
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*Chugs a bottle*
36, I think.
Also, what are we calling this, and how do we use it? *Gestures towards the black brick, which seems to giving off an aura of evil*
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[Boldly Takes a swing o Shine]
[Is immediately drunk]
immm too undrage for thish shtuff
[Passes out on the floor using the evil brick as a pillow]
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*showers himself with a few bottles of moonshine*
Thereteeee-feiv!
*Trips over Luharis sleeping, the notices the brick*
*Takes the brick from under Luharis' head*
I SHALL CHRISTEN THEE... FLUFFY!
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*takes brick from Luharis and sniffs it.*
"Smells good."
*licks the brick*
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[Despite barely having a sip, Luharis is super hungover right now]
[Sees Carn and Crow Being weird in the pit]
...
...
!!!
The Fury of the inner Yangire can not be contained in my hungover self, I'm very sorry but this mu-
[Picks up a brocken bottle]
I will end all of your putrid little lives...
Death shall be slow...
I will slaug-
My Dear God, Run before its too late, before i lose all control!!!
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While chugging a bottle of Moonshine and wielding Fluffy the Brick, Emil beats the ever living crap out of Yangire Luharis, to make him return hungover Luharis.
Saying with every hit.
"STAY"
"FUCKING"
"DRUNK"
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Ow!!!!!
Stop!!
Please!!!
Ok you win, the inner yangire has retreated, just for the love of Senpai please stop!!!
Everyones so mean to me, i cant stop the inner deres and gires ok!!!
[Bursts into tears and runs away leaving a picture of Senpai behind]
[On the plus side, im no longer drunk so thats nice]
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Fluffy drinks an entire bottle of Moonshine.
"34 mate." Says Fluffy.
"What did you say Magic Talking Brick?" Questions Emil.
"You need to drink more."
"The Magic Talking Brick has spoken!"
*Emil passes out saying "Tfrty...tree!"*
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Sitting in a corner sipping another bottle, Shaded is taking notes on the effects of distilled, solid moonshine remnants. "32, boys."
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Fluffy keeps drinking in Emil's place.
"31, lad."
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Carn takes a bit out of the brink, States "Well you don't taste fluffy." Then washes it down with another bottle o'shine.
"Thirty boyos!"
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Emil wakes up
Sees fluffy bleeding from the piece Carn took away and ate.
''Drink in my stead'' it says before dying.
"The Magic Talking Brick has spoken!"
''TWENTY NINE!'' he shouts as he finishes another bottle
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A yangire Luharis returns, plotting revenge on Crow.
[Under the guise of kindness, Luharis offers crow a bottle o' shine... at 100 times concentration]
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Crow jumps towards Luharis, grabs thier head and does an RKO.
''I THOUGHT I SAID TO YOU TO STAY DRUNK!''
When Luharis is on the ground, Crow takes the bottle offered, and makes Luharis drink it.
''That'd the twentyeight bottle o'shine barman!''
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Fool!!!
You activated my trap card!
For the Next 3 turns Luharis has Drunken Rage Buff/Debuff
This stacks with the Yangire buff!
+500% pain tolerance
+150% damage
+100% K.O. immunity
+50% attack speed
-300 sanity per turn
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''Twenty.''
''Seven.''
Finishing this bottle o'shine stops drunken Crow and makes me become philosopher Crow.
I start explaining the Critique of Pure Reason of Kant.
+500% introspection in 2500m AoE
+700% sanity in 2500m AoE
+700,000% Sleepiness to everyone within ear range
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Carn grabs three bottles, drinking one, and throwing the other two at Luharis and Crow.
"Twenty four, now quit your babbling and drink up!"
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Luharis catches the bottle and swiftly chugs it down...
...
...
Waiht a minute, I'm shtieell tooo undrarage teh drunk...
-500 health
[Luharis plays the comatose card]
-500% damage resistance
-1000% Dodge chance
+25 health for the next 4 turns
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Crow grabs the trown bottle, drinks it all and bear-hugs a random person in the room.
''*HIC* I want more!*HIC*''
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Wah?!
Get off me!!!
Can't... cant... breath
help me...
[Luharis ends up passing out]
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Crow wakes up sober.
Sees a lot of moonshine around, no one has been drinking it for a while.
"Uuuhh...
I claim this as the twenty third bottle o'shine!"
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No.
*takes twentieth bottle from crow.*
You have had enough.
Any more and im pretty sure your ass will start squirting liquid fire.
Look at Luharis over there. I'm pretty sure he's molesting that plank of wood in his sleep.
No doubt wanting his senpai to notice him. (Fucking yuno reject.)
Go out back. Take a piss, wash your face. I'll deal with Luharis before he starts behaving like a Titan.
*Drinks a bottle of moonshine*
Haaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~
Weak. Not like those fire shots from BDR...
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"But...but... It was MY bottle!
You will pay for this!"
Crow takes three bottles o'shine, dashes towards Skymonger, tackles him and makes Skymonger drink moonshine.
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"No. Stop it. NO. Stop DAMN IT CROW STOP.
YOU ANNOYING BIRD I WILL SHOOT YOU"
"STOP"
*smashes a moonshine bottle on crows head. After drinking three shine bottles*
*burp*
"God damn it. I'm not gunna get drunk off of this..."
16 bottles of shine left.
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Crow goes on a table and dances vehemently offering a bottle o'shine to whoever wants it
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TSUNDERE ANGER UNLEASHED
YANDERE LUHARIS HAS TRANSFORMED INTO HIS TSUNDERE FORM!!!
and promptly trips over a bottle of shine face planting on the floor, knocking himself out.
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God damn it.
Not another wannabe Yuno. Let's see...where are the chains...?
*drinks another bottle of shine in self pity*
15 bottles now?
Ah here are the chains.
*ties Luharis to a toilet stall*
Now...when he wakes up, I'm sure he's gunna puke his brains out and start crying for yukiteru....that little male bitch still hasn't given me back my cellphone.
*drinks another bottle of shine in disgust*
14. Fuck. This tastes like WATER.
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Barman! I call shenanigans! That bottle tasted like water!
Wait a sec, let me check it.
Crow takes a sip from what shine remains in Skymonger bottle.
It tastes like shine!
Skymonger, you are home, go drunk!
Crow then throws a spoon in the general direction of Skymonger.
I'm getting sad.
Crow go and gets another bottle o'shine.
13!
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Something that sounds akin to a bear is heard from a barrel labeled "Grog, do not drink until emergency."
"What did I miss?"
Carn grabs another bottle, chugs it, then throws it at Crow, "12"
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Turning towards the bear growls and catching the thrown bottle, Crow answers:
"Luha passed out, again, and a guy stole me bottle."
"Wait... What will happen when we run out o'shine?!?"
Crow starts "cawing" in dismay around the room.
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We do the smart thing, we chain our arms, legs, and dicks to any solid object to the room and wait until we sober up and regain our consciousness and SANITY, not that I have any use for it.
Then we hopefully wait for some SANE individual to unlock us.
And that person will be ME.
*drinks bottle o shine*
11. Still tastes like shit. Now what the hell is that bear doing in a barrel?
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"Sane people? Where do you think you are? This is the Pit Bar! Everyone here is drinking insanely and IS insane!"
*drink another whole bottle*
"10!"
*looks at the bear*
"The real question is: why is that bear so similar looking to Carn, and why is it still in the barrel?"
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"I look like a bear?"
Carn looks into the mirror behind the bar, and immediately chug a bottle.
"9, good grief, I can understand the similarities. I haven't shaved in months. Also when we run out of shine, we just move on to other booze!"
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* chugs shine*
"Eight! 8.
Smart choice. I've been dying to try out some Bdraznlines crazy tequila milkshakes in his bar. Somehow he buffs moonshine to fatal levels.
Totally my style of drinks."
"Now that I think about it..."
*squints intensely at the bear*
"Isn't that The Mann? He looks a little fuzzy sure...but I think that's a fur coat...huh...I didn't realize he was here. Must have passed out drinking 43 bottles. Lightweight"
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"Actually it was the Grog that got me. The entire barrel. The rum that morning probably didn't help."
Crawls out of the barrel and behind the bar, coming up with another bottle, recently emptied.
"7"
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*chugs another bottle of shine*
"6"
Y know...maybe that was a bad combination.
Rum and moonshine? Plus grog? It might have put you into a coma, but your body didn't know the difference. And so you ended up here.
Where's here...?
Chaladon? How the hell did you end up in chaladonian lands Carn?
I last heard you were sand skiming in Arashi territories from friends.
THREE DAYS AGO.
the powers of a drunk are scary.
Traveling the entire globe in three days.
And I'm STILL trying to get drunk on this shitty shine!
*chugs*
5!
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"Arashi? I don't remember the desert. Hooked up with some buddies of mine back in Kinforth. I remember the Grog barrel...... I think the buggers Shanghaid me! Anyone know my current bounty?"
Coming up with another bottle, Carn downs it.
"4"
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Crow sits on a table, put on glasses, takes a notebook out of his coat and reads.
"Your bounty Carn? Uuuh… here! You are wanted in Kinforth, by a barman, claiming that "He owes me an entire fraking barrel of grog, and the prize for your capture is a barrel of grog."
Then you are wanted also in the baronies, some angry nobleman claims that "I want a rematch against that barbarian, I won't let him out-drink me again!" with the prize being a pair of boots, a dozen of bullets and a pen."
Oh, here comes the fun part.
Crow chugs up another bottle o'shine.
"3"
"Now, the last, and bigger bounty on you is Yesha, 2000 pieces of Yeshan currency, you are wanted alive, with the claim being "The honour of my daughter was attacked by this vile barbarian, I want him to be brought to me alive so that he may make amends.". Now, this, is what usually happen when Yeshan noble-girl has a crush on someone, and her family can afford it."
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Shaded walks in, a number of labourers carrying crates upon crates of Moonshine.
"Hey guys, the bartender was worried he was running out o' shine, so he offered to pay me with three bottles to deliver another 100!
*Chugs said three bottles*
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God damn it shade.
This is a mistake. If they drink any more they WILL go into a coma!
Take this shit out of here!
-
Man, I gotta get paid first!
You think I used all that fuel for nothing?
-
Man I'll pay you if you go dump all this in Arashi territory out of my own fricken pocket!
I'll even add a bonus of Apple pie and strippers!
(Crow being the stripper) ahem...
At least Bring in a proper drink mixer, we can't drink Hard shine. Tastes like shit.
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I have one of those in my pocket. *Produces drink mixer.* Knock yourselves out.
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I meant a proper bartender that can make drinks! AAAAGGGHHHHH
Fuck it. I give up.
I'll burn all of this shit myself!
*produces a box of matches*
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*Walks in after a long hiatus
Looks around....
Grabs a bottle and slowly walks out.*
Back to 99 bottles then, thanks Shaded.
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....*sigh*
*takes a bottle of shine*
"98"
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With a smiling, albeit dumb looking, face, Crow is still sitting on the table, and contemplating the wonderful new amount o'shine.
He takes a bottle and drinks it.
"97"
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Well, I mean I do have some expertise...
1$ a mixed drink. What'll you have?
96 bottles, by the way.
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"I dont give a damn.
Heres a 20. Give me your strongest. All of them."
-drinks another shine bottle.
95.
Please give me something... something more appropriate.
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Here's a Zombie,
Some Jungle Juice,
A Death In The Afternoon,
An Aunt Roberta,
A Nicolashka,
A Sazerac,
A Caribou Lou,
Some Long Island Iced Tea,
A Bone Dry Martini,
A Negroni, and anything else you want off this menu.
I think you'll find most of them rather unique; Old, Pre-War recipes.