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Offline David Dire

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #270 on: August 22, 2015, 07:54:24 pm »
*Takes another swig* "Nau... Naut like ah...a-Ah care"
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Offline Jawjee

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #271 on: August 26, 2015, 04:44:23 am »
*Enters the bar casually, looking around at y'all*
"You alcoholics...MAY I JOIN IN?"
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Offline Carn

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #272 on: August 26, 2015, 07:34:42 am »
*throws a full bottle to Jawjee*

"Drink *hic* up! Plefy for eberyboby!"
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Offline Koali

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #273 on: August 26, 2015, 08:57:26 am »
*Facepalms.*
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Offline Jawjee

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #274 on: August 26, 2015, 09:05:02 am »
*Empties the bottle in a split of a second, letting out a loud burp afterwards*
80 BOTTLES OF SHINE ON THE WALL, 80 BOTTLES OF SHINE, TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AR-
*Collapses face first on the floor*
rrrrrround...face on the ground, shine of 80 walls on the bottles...
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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #275 on: August 26, 2015, 06:36:08 pm »
80 bottles of shine on the wall, 80 bottles o' shine, take one down, chug a round, 79 bottles of shine!

Woo, that's strong stuff.
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Offline Koali

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #276 on: August 26, 2015, 07:45:57 pm »
"It is, and you should probably not drink that."
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Offline David Dire

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #277 on: August 27, 2015, 07:20:38 pm »
*Burps* "Ah men... itsar not at bad, you'res just light!"
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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #278 on: August 27, 2015, 08:32:22 pm »
*Thumbs David in the balls*

Did you feel that?
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Offline Jawjee

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #279 on: August 29, 2015, 08:55:49 am »
Quote from: ShadedExalt on August 27, 2015, 08:32:22 pm
*Thumbs David in the balls*

Did you feel that?
*Gets up, sees what's going on*
O NU, HE'S MOINE.
*Rams Shaded off of David*
GIT'CHER HANDS OFF OF MY DAVY JONES.
*Falls asleep on Shaded*
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Offline Carn

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #280 on: August 29, 2015, 09:50:51 am »
"Washn't he wit dat Oliver guy?" Drains a bottle "78 BOOTLES OF BRINE IN THE FALL!"
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Offline Jawjee

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #281 on: August 29, 2015, 10:26:23 am »
Quote from: Carn on August 29, 2015, 09:50:51 am
"Washn't he wit dat Oliver guy?" Drains a bottle "78 BOOTLES OF BRINE IN THE FALL!"
Les'new talk boutta dat. Eeet just bring bawk *hic* baaaaaad memeries.
*Grabs a bottle of shine from the counter, dropping it on the floor, breaking it*
Haaao coud thes heppen to meeeeeeee, sventy-sven butles left.
*Licks the shine off the floor*
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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #282 on: September 04, 2015, 02:44:30 pm »
Was supposed to be thumps, goddamn autocorrect.

76 BOTTLES O' SHINE ON THE WALL

*Brings the bottle down on Jawjee's head in retaliation for being tackled and briefly napped on*
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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #283 on: October 27, 2015, 02:38:23 pm »
Shaded decides, "Screw it, I'm gonna have a drink."

75 bottles o' shine on the wall, 75 bottles o' shine!  Take one down, pass it ar- er, chug it down, 74 bottles o' shine on the wall!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #284 on: October 27, 2015, 06:46:51 pm »
A bottle falls down into an empty rum barrel.

"Ow! Huh? Oh, 74 bottles of shine on the wall, 74 bottles of shine! Take some down, pound them down, a dozen less bottles on the wall!"
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