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Offline Alan Breck Stewart

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #285 on: October 28, 2015, 01:14:28 am »
You wouldn't by any chance have, idk, any chocolate coffee porters on this wall of yours?
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Offline The Mann

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #286 on: October 28, 2015, 05:15:38 am »
There be no chocolate coffee things here,

gimme that bottle

something something O' shine on the wall, something something o' shine, take one down, chug it down , something something, I forget the rest...
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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #287 on: October 28, 2015, 10:52:31 am »
61 bottles o' shine on the wall, 61 bottles ' shine!  Take one down, chug it down, 61 bottles o' shine on the wall!

"I think I might need a new liver."
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Offline Alan Breck Stewart

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #288 on: October 28, 2015, 01:56:33 pm »
grab, chug, slam


60
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #289 on: October 28, 2015, 04:19:49 pm »
A bottle flies out of the barrel and shatters on a dart board.

"59! BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!"
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Offline Hilary Briss

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #290 on: November 18, 2015, 02:43:37 pm »
Only 59  bottles o' shine on the wall, Carns been round, take one down, flip it for profit, 58 bottles o' shine on the wall, 58 bottles o' shine. Take one down, flip it for profit, 58 bottles o' shine on the wall!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #291 on: November 21, 2015, 05:54:05 pm »
Wha?

*takes a bottle*

does this mean I get an infinite number of 'shine Rowho?


WOO HOO

"58 bottles o' shine on the wall, 58 bottles o' shine. Take one down, flip it for profit, 58 bottles o' shine on the wall!"

It works!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #292 on: November 22, 2015, 03:55:40 am »
I feel like I am not drinking any of these... only giving them away...

*Take shine*

57 bottles....


*falls asleep*
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #293 on: December 03, 2015, 01:05:39 pm »
*pours the contents a bottle into a spare engine, making it zoom out the window*

56 bottles, now.
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #294 on: December 03, 2015, 02:06:32 pm »
I proceed to drunkenly collect 6 bottles of Moonshine, rambling under my breath something about a concentrator and a solidifier.

"50 bottles of 'Shine on the wall, boys..."
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #295 on: December 03, 2015, 05:31:35 pm »
I regain consciousness from the barrel, and throw it at the wall.

"Let's scheee...." Squinting and hungover I count the remaining bottles.

"43."

I grab one of the bottles and drink, while attempting to throw the others in Koali's engine.
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Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #296 on: December 05, 2015, 06:43:49 pm »
Coming out from a back room, still mildly drunk, I lift a jar of what appears to be Moonshine in one hand, and a brick of some pitch black substance in the other.

"I HAVE MADE ENGINE FUEL AND ROCKET FUEL OUT OF MOONSHINE.  I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I DID.  THE STARSHINE, AS I AM CALLING IT, IS 3 TIMES AS STRONG AS REGULAR MOONSHINE.  DON'T DRINK IT, YOU WILL DIE."
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #297 on: December 05, 2015, 08:05:05 pm »
I quickly grab the jar and proceed to chug it. Afterwards I belch and five more bottles fall off the wall.

"38"
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #298 on: December 05, 2015, 08:38:35 pm »
"UNLESS YOU ARE CARN, WHICH I HAVE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HAVE AN INHUMAN TOLERANCE TO ALCOHOL."
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #299 on: February 03, 2016, 12:29:52 pm »
"Show.....ish anvone elsh thirsty? *hiccups and chugs another bottle.* " Uhhh herty smeven?"
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