Huskarr's laboratory (everyone can use it now)

[Skymonger]

"Sorry, have to ask, Flame Retardant?"

*Laughs Hysterically for absolutely no reason.*

*cough*

Mann senpai, shoo shoo.
Don't want you to be burned into a crispy retard now.
No one would eat you.

By the way, have a cough drop. Might prevent lung cancer.

[ShadedExalt]

Shaded shows up again wearing a hazmat suit with an asbestos outer layer

"GUYS I'VE DONE IT COME AND LOOOOOOK- OOH, what's that that Carn has?"

[Carn]

*Carn pulls the trigger and a monstrous jet of flame spews out, incinerating the dummy and beginning to melt the wall.  Carn let's go of the trigger.*

"I'm in love."

[Skymonger]

*Carn pulls the trigger and a monstrous jet of flame spews out, incinerating the dummy and beginning to melt the wall.  Carn let's go of the trigger.*

"I'm in love."

"You are very welcome. Now, if you want to make it bigger, ask shade about that. Im sure he has a working prototype. A simple modification is all it should take....unless he duck taped it somewhere.
All you gotta do is give it a name, and test its Flare function."

*stares at the melting wall of 30 inch steel*

"Im thinking 'purge'"

[C r o w]

Well, things excalated quickly.

[Skymonger]

Well, things excalated quickly.

"This is what happens when you let a bunch of inventive psychopaths loose in an underground bunker filled to the brim with dangerous parts.

We build shit.

Now get me a pencil. I gotta talk to huskarr about property damage and the possibility of one our inventions hitting the market. We gotta get paid or else Huskarr is gunna have a mental breakdown keeping this place standing."

[Huskarr]

"yeah you guys should probably start selling some of the designs. I've you could give me 30% of what you get that'd be great. I don't actually want to keep the lab like this. I want to make it better, faster and stronger. As much as I hate monetary systems that is apparently what it takes. Anywho does anyone need some help or can I go think of other things?"

[The Mann]

Help me modify this Whirlwind Chassis to contain Flare Gun Barrels.

A semi automatic Flare Gun is just what we need for grants.

Imaging the money.

"Pirate Prevention! Scare you're attackers away with a large beacon of holy green!"

[ShadedExalt]

I believe that my mixture of white phosphorous and molecular thermite could have it's consistency improved if we mixed in Carn's Snailpalm!  Either way, my new gun shall be dubbed the Hellfire... Something!

[Skymonger]

I believe that my mixture of white phosphorous and molecular thermite could have it's consistency improved if we mixed in Carn's Snailpalm!  Either way, my new gun shall be dubbed the Hellfire... Something!

Hellfire purge?

Burn pirates!
Melt anglea!
Incinerate chaladon!
Barbeque skywhales!
Set the atmosphere on fire!
Watch the world burn!

Do it all for three easy payments of 99.99!
Comes in a personal rifle form
Or ship mounted form. Installation free.

*Patented by huskarrs mental patients on sublevel 36!*

Should be a good advertisement.

[Huskarr]

"The Mann that idea is glorious. I wouldn't bother with modifiying an existing one. I'd just use the design as inspiration.  We also have to change the reload mechanism of the flares for this to be efficient. We should also improve the ball bearing  (I have no idea what the actual english word is so sorry), so that we get to keep the arcs of the flare gun.

The add for the hellfire purge sounds pretty good. I think we can start developing an efficient production method for that."

*starts helping The Mann with the whirlwind flare gun*

[The Mann]

"What if, instead of a ball bearing mechanism for moving weapons into arc; we apply a canister of chemical spray, a dispenser and some superconducting wire coils."

*Laughs maniacally*

"We will apply a superconducting magnetic field for operating the weapon with almost 360 degree field of arc!"

"Limitless arcs, limitless Flaring, Unlimited money!"

*Runs away to grab parts*

[Huskarr]

"The Mann you are a genius!!!"

*Starts assembling the whirlwind flare gun.*

[Richard LeMoon]

Richard adjusts ones more bolt and stands back to admire his work. He pulls back the covering canvas and flips an open book on the floor. 

"It is done."

[The Mann]

*Sheds a tear*

"its beautiful"