Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Kamoba]

Random crewman:  How come all these clans keep teaming up against new players?

Me:  It's just the new matchmaking system.  It'll get better.  Besides, the clans are practicing; the Sunday Challenge is right around the corner.

Random crewman:  ...but.. it's Tuesday...

Other crewman:  It's a really big corner.

xD

Ha! Have my salute!

[Replaceable]

You better be having jammy dodgers with that tea..

(player leaves)

I'll never know if he had jammy dodgers..

~Fyraxis, in the Fyraxis voice.

[Replaceable]

420 blaze it~ Queu Fox P.

[GurasOguras]

Searching for match in crew form:

(Matchmaking is waiting for 1 more player for 10 minutes)

Marauder Zwyrol: Come on! Are we waiting for 1 more virgin in middle school or what?

[Celti]

Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.

[ShadedExalt]

Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.

;-;

More on topic...

Captaining my Junker, the HMCS Steaming Lump, and I have a random pickup group.  We just finished killing a Lumberfish that got too close, when my gunner laughs and says, "Ha!  More like Dumberfish!" into Match chat.  We have a good laugh, but as we were engaging a Blenderfish,  out of absolutely nowhere comes a bunch of Lumber shots, massacreing us.  The enemy captain says: "You were saying?". From there the match devolved into who could make the flashiest kill and best one liner, and then when and if you were killed by a ship you'd taken out, getting one liner'd back.





I love this community.

[Ightrril]

Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.

To be fair when I said that I was tired and discussing trolls...

Players listening is the best thing, and that happens so much more often


And yes, this community is excellent.

[ShadedExalt]

Ightrril: ...matchmaking is like new players.  Unpredictable, doesn't listen to what you say half the time, and ruins games.

To be fair when I said that I was tired and discussing trolls...

Players listening is the best thing, and that happens so much more often


And yes, this community is excellent.

I usually try.  If the captain knows what he's doing, that is.  If he's screaming at me to repair the guns when almost every component down, along with the balloon and armor... yeah no.  There is nothing worse than dealing with a Powder Monkey who INSISTS on sitting on the carronade and not moving.  Especially when they are not only out of range, but turned away and they spam "TURN TURN TURN TURN YOU IDIOT TURN" into chat.  Or when they not only ignore your recommended loadout, but constantly use Lochnagar on the Hwacha and act like its not their fault the gun is broken.

More on topic...

*my ship is destroyed*

My crew (if they go along) and me into chat: ;-; Why?

[Schwalbe]

From there the match devolved into who could make the flashiest kill and best one liner, and then when and if you were killed by a ship you'd taken out, getting one liner'd back.

I doubt any of those were better than "Rest in pieces" from Blood

[ShadedExalt]

I doubt any of those were better than "Rest in pieces" from Blood

What about...

Gunner: I'm here to shoot things and drink Moonshine... and I'm all out of Moonshine.

*ramkilled by enemy pyra that took out our engines*

Enemy Captain: We're not!

[RedRoach]

What about...

Gunner: I'm here to shoot things and drink Moonshine... and I'm all out of Moonshine.

*ramkilled by enemy pyra that took out our engines*

Enemy Captain: We're not!

salute

[Schwalbe]

Nice one, but still not as good as blowing you enemy's dead body with TNT, commenting "Rest in pieces".

Me: I was always saying, when somebody had no idea what ship should he/she take, "full flamer mobula". As a joke. Now - this shit just got real. Da fuck Leon?

[Mezhu]

*Allien, in game Farming Simulator 15*

☸ mezhu: what the fuck
☸ mezhu: are you playing
☸ mezhu: xD
Allien: Lue said i couldn't shoot, that i might as well go plant potatos
Allien:

[Kamoba]

*clears throat.*

I'm getting on aft guns!

#Junkerproblems

[B'Elanna]

*clears throat.*

I'm getting on aft guns!

#Junkerproblems

YOUKNOWNOTHINGOFAFTGUNS
~mobulas