Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Indreams]

*clears throat.*

I'm getting on aft guns!

#Junkerproblems

YOUKNOWNOTHINGOFAFTGUNS
~mobulas

This reminds me...

Piloting a galleon with two new players.

Me: Man the aft guns!

I see them squirming around until a squid kills us with just flames (which is a really long time).

Them: What's an aft?

Me: *facepalm*

I should've thought about that, I am a dumb arse.

[Arturo Sanchez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-3e0EkvIEM

back in the days of lobbies of icarus and we had nothing better to talk about, whole lobbies just went like this when I showed the sky christmas.

[Kamoba]

I wont type the whole quote, but a 32 player lobby and loads of us singing Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody!

[Arturo Sanchez]

I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?

That whole discussion was ridiculous.

As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.

for the longest time I've always thought of canyons as the dick rock map. phalluses everywhere and noob pilots rubbing all over them.

[ShadedExalt]

I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?

That whole discussion was ridiculous.

As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.

for the longest time I've always thought of canyons as the dick rock map. phalluses everywhere and noob pilots rubbing all over them.

1. Lay down.
2. Try not to laugh.
3. Fail miserably and wake up the whole house.

Salute.

[Arturo Sanchez]

And the current recurring AI clan jokes.

"It's cool. I'm with my clan"

"Everyone hates AI"

[Silent Marauder]

*matchmaking intesifies*

Me: Matchmaking is like looking for virgins to make a sacrifice.
Hillerton: Not sure they are virgins though. But let's sacrifice them and see how it goes.

[Syconawt]

"It sounded like Scooby Doo going through puberty!"

-Brick commenting on Dan squeaking during today's SCS.

[AbbyTheRat]

Wedding on GoI, Soder was being a jerk and blew up the wedding ship during the exchanging of vows.

Lydia: I wasn't expecting the until death do us apart to happen so quickly.

[Tanya Phenole]

Siliness, kinks and psycopathia, usual evening with Ducks.

Be careful, offencive speech

[Sammy B. T.]

Its poetry really

[Ightrril]

Felkin:  "Did you have me take only two tools?"
Ightrril: "You're a gunner, Felkin."

Just after spawning in at the start of a SCS match.

[Kamoba]

Wedding on GoI, Soder was being a jerk and blew up the wedding ship during the exchanging of vows.

Lydia: I wasn't expecting the until death do us apart to happen so quickly.

[insert all of Jacobs wedding ceremony here.]

So sorry I kept going afk... RL stuff

[ShadedExalt]

Siliness, kinks and psycopathia, usual evening with Ducks.

Be careful, offencive speech

Damn.  And to think I could've been there.  Why must have dinner smelled so good?!  ;-;

[Dementio]

James T. Kirk: "Dementio, I crown you king of firey love."

I wish I was Dementio.