Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Schwalbe]

- Let's say I'll tak-
- Give this bitch a cannon. Bitches LOVE cannons.

- Keep my flying fuck up, even if you don't give one! [me, as a captain, telling one noob to be main engineer]

- DRIVE MEH CLOSER, I WANNA HIT THEM WITH MY SPANNER [one of my favourite lines to say in combat]

Schwalbe: [captain's ship is almost dead, and pilot decides to do a suicidal ram] I'M INVINCIBLE
[ we ram them, and die ]
Schwalbe: OK, WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.
Guy_from_that_ship: But we just killed you, silly bastard...
Schwalbe: TIS' BUT A SCRATCH

- Let the anaal blood tint the sky!
- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
- SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
[there was a guy in patch 1.3.7, whose nickname I don't remember, who always said the first line before the match; one time two other guys accompanied him in Warhammer 40k style...]

[Teh Celery's]

Patched Wizard - Do you want me to fly more aggressive, or stay passive.

spooninja - Passive

Richard LeMoon - Aggressive

Patched Wizard - So we will fly passive aggressively.

Richard LeMoon - We should have brought mines, then. Mines have to be the most passive aggressive gun.

Patched Wizard - I would have thought flares. Because flares highlight all their problems.

Later:

Patched Wizard - I am going to tell them we are going to ram them. Passive aggressively, of course.

in match text- we're coming for you. passive aggressively.

Our Mobula rams the galleon and dies.

Richard LeMoon in match text - It is your fault we died. You should not have let us ram you.

this is killing me.

[RedRoach]

Random: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Replaceable: not when there are carronades you can't

[Celti]

Send an email to feedback@musegames.com.

-Ightrril, almost everday

[Ightrril]

-Ightrril, almost everday

*almost every hour

[Schwalbe]

FluffyHetsche: Goddammit Kirk...

[Replaceable]

FluffyHetsche: Goddammit
~everyday

[Spud Nick]

Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.

[Indreams]

I lost my voice today. These are some of the responses I got (and can remember)

"You sound like you're smoking weed."

"Twelve packs of cigarette?"

"Did the dust on the dunes get into your lungs?"

"Bitch, get off the gun," (kinda unrelated, but was funny in context)

"You sound like Dick Cheney with weed,"

"You sound diseased" --- "EBOLA! Get off the server!" --- "It's not transmittable through air"

There were other golden stuff that was said, but these are the ones I remember from today. Thank you to Sgt. Burnt Toast and others for flying with a diseased Indreams today.

[Syconawt]

Bit of an oldie but a goodie from the Aerodrome VA group, we were discussing the "interesting" (ahem) logo that Brick's Tsundere Waifus used for the TimmyB Tournament.

Gilder: "The poophat fits pretty well, I should do a redesign of the TBB logo to add a poophat."

Me: "No you shouldn't, that's a step too far."

Gilder: "I fly munkers, nothing goes too far."

Zuka: "I second that logic."

[James T. Kirk]

Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.

I have no memory of this quote nor of its context.

[Spud Nick]

Kirk: Is Inkjet, Is Inkjet there?.........OK Inkjet Is there on the Goldfish.

I have no memory of this quote nor of its context.

SCS #28 Water Hazard, Flak Fish

[Skrimskraw]

Fourth Oracle:
"I would have hit with lochnagar if there wasn't a fat mobula in the way...... F*** you Crafeksterty"

[Kamoba]

Schwalbe: [captain's ship is almost dead, and pilot decides to do a suicidal ram] I'M INVINCIBLE
[ we ram them, and die ]
Schwalbe: OK, WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.
Guy_from_that_ship: But we just killed you, silly bastard...
Schwalbe: TIS' BUT A SCRATCH

I think that was my ship on my third or fourth round...

[Teh Celery's]

Random crewman:  How come all these clans keep teaming up against new players?

Me:  It's just the new matchmaking system.  It'll get better.  Besides, the clans are practicing; the Sunday Challenge is right around the corner.

Random crewman:  ...but.. it's Tuesday...

Other crewman:  It's a really big corner.

xD