Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Tanya Phenole]

Here is my quote archive for last 2 weeks, more or less funny. Enjoy XD

Tanya: So, Lue, when you're going to join Ducks?
Bladestrike: I'll never allow that!
Tanya: ...and marry me?
Bladestrike: This one I would bless.
Lueosi:
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Clamour vs Muse match final:
FourthOracle:.... wait, WHAT?!! (10 tones higher than his usual voice)
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PurpleFog: Junker left side high, mine the junker, mine the junker, mine the junker, cage them, cage them , cage them.... NICOLAS CAGE ATTACKS!
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PurpleFog: here are both of them, left side, mine them, mine them, mine them, mine them.... (both ship die afte 13 mines exploding simultaneously) 2 for 1 special!

All Duck's ship must have duck-related names. My golfish name is Sammy B.T. and it is LITERALLY a duck-related name!
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nhbearit: Tanya, you will be my bottom, bring...
Tanya: ...gag, collar and handcuffs?
nhbearit: (didn't noticed) ...spanner, mallet and buff
Tanya: (sigh)
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The Metamidion
Tanya: so then I started to play with different clans to get more plactice...
Fourthoracle: "...and that is how I met my second husband!"
Tanya: Not so far from truth ^^
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Tanya: That guy just adviced me "rip da pepperoni"
Tanya: Is that  some english phraseologism?
Squash: It means "suck dicks".
Tanya: Added to vocabulary ^^
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Tropo : Don't worry, Uncle Tropo's here!
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Tropo: if we win this, we all will have an ice-cream
Lueosi: Yay!

(20 minutes later)

Tanya: Is Tropo afk or something?
Lueosi: I hope he buys ice-cream.

[Tanya Phenole]

PurpleFog: junker left high, mine the junker, mine the junker, cage him, cage him, cage him....NICOLAS CAGE ATTACKS!

[Ariden]

Tropo: if we win this, we all will have an ice-cream
Lueosi: Yay!

(20 minutes later)

Tanya: Is Tropo afk or something?
Lueosi: I hope he buys ice-cream.

I chuckled.

[Ariden]

Setting: 4v4, me and Tropo are piloting Spires, I'm about to be killed.

*captain's chat*

Tropo: Ariden! Ariden get behind me, you're dying. I'll be your shield!
Me: I'm trying!
Urz: What are you guys doing? You're both f***ing Spires! Tropo you're like a lamp post you can't possibly cover her!
Tropo: I know! It's like a leapfrogging system!

[Dutch Vanya]

Setting: 4v4, me and Tropo are piloting Spires, I'm about to be killed.

*captain's chat*

Tropo: Ariden! Ariden get behind me, you're dying. I'll be your shield!
Me: I'm trying!
Urz: What are you guys doing? You're both f***ing Spires! Tropo you're like a lamp post you can't possibly cover her!
Tropo: I know! It's like a leapfrogging system!

Gonna steal your system now.

[James T. Kirk]

The game is high on wish fulfillment but low on pyromania.
-HamsterIV, when describing a little board game called "Happy Birthday"

[Richard LeMoon]

I have blocked shots with a Spire before... when our galleon was getting pounded. Survived and won, too. Perfectly valid strategy that all my enemies should try.

[Tropo]

the laughter after i claimed it was a leap frogging system made me cry its a legitimate strategy

[Sammy B. T.]

ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!

[Ariden]

This one's a classic:

*In party chat*

Me: So fun fact, in the 1800's British people would take pineapples to parties because they showed wealth.

*In lobby chat*

Richard LeMoon: (suddenly) BOW TO ME, I HAVE A PINEAPPLE
Random person in lobby: Umm... Richard are you crazy?
Richard LeMoon: Oh.. I thought we were talking in lobby chat.

Thus the I Haz Pineapple was born.

[Piemanlives]

Jacob Fii: Do you miss our master slave relationship Morty?
Sir Morty: No.

[Leorgrium]

"Everybody Lies..." Dr.House

[Piemanlives]

"Everybody Lies..." Dr.House

The quote forum is typically for conversations that happen between community members ingame or through personal interactions, but nonetheless, welcome aboard Leorgrium.

[Spud Nick]

"Cake is a lie" -Everybody not in Cake clan.

[GeoRmr]

*when going to kill a spire with a metamidion*

IT'S OKAY WE CAN MAKE IT! *hwacha takes out the gat mortar* ... or not ~ IT'S OKAY I CAN GET THE RAM KILL! *spire bounces backwards and doesn't die* ... or not ~ MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR! *mortar is still broken* ... or not ~ *mortar gets the kill* MORT- -YEAAA!!