Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Celti]

"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.

[Spud Nick]

Dementio- Bring Heat Sink ammo instead of incendiary. Better turning rotation.

Spud Nick- But I'm a Cake

Spud Nick- Please don't ask me to swap out incendiary ammo for heat sink

Dementio- OMG take both

[GeoRmr]

"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.

"BOOP BOOP BOOP."

~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.

[Dutch Vanya]

"Boop" -Ightrril
Everytime when ramming the ally ship at the beginning or middle of the match.

"BOOP BOOP BOOP."

~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.

That is impressive. Ram killing your allies is not easy.

[Hunter.]

*when going to kill a spire with a metamidion*

IT'S OKAY WE CAN MAKE IT! *hwacha takes out the gat mortar* ... or not ~ IT'S OKAY I CAN GET THE RAM KILL! *spire bounces backwards and doesn't die* ... or not ~ MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR MORTAR! *mortar is still broken* ... or not ~ *mortar gets the kill* MORT- -YEAAA!!

I told you hwacha spires are legit!, I'd like to remember another quote from our games last night but I stayed up to 5am so it all mushed into a big pile of GoIO and Hearthstone (7 wins in a row, my first games this season too, and played between 4am and 5am, lel)

[Dr Pantaleon]

"BOOP BOOP BOOP."

~ Dementio, ram killing both his allies and then Ightrril in one smooth motion with a Galleon on Desert Scrap.

That makes me remember another quote by Dementio:

GALLEON BUFFED MOONSHINE RAM OP!!!

[Mysterious Medic]

Aft galleon harpoon OP! No really tho. It's like automatic parking for galleon rams.

[GeoRmr]

"I am Daniel."
~ Dementio

[macmacnick]

Okay, now that I have popcorn, this match can really begin.
-me, with popcorn whilst piloting.

"Captain, are you sure you didn't choke on a few kernels whilst in that bout of hysterical laughing?"
-my crew, on the topic of the popcorn.

[Sammy B. T.]

New player
"Hwacha is such bullshit"
Me
"Actually it is quite balanced, the trick is learning how to rebuild during the long reload. What you must understand is while it is high shatter and exp...
Other duck
"Sammy, they're already ragequited. Spare us your long winded teaching"

[Captain Lockheart]

Coldcurse: "So, Lockheart i think your "Tokyo" Drifting tactic dosen't work..."

Martster: " Pffff, Coldcurse. It's not a tactic, its a culture"

[GeoRmr]

New Player: "Hey guys, I have a question: Teams are full, we're all ready, but we're not playing, why?"

Experienced Veteran: "You must be new here, welcome to Lobby Simulator 2014, enjoy your stay! Once the lobby is over there is a pretty cool mini-game about airship combat. I'm not big fan of it to be honest, but some people seem to enjoy it."

[DaOrks]

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" - The random Warhammer fans that see my clan/name

[obliviondoll]

That was my fault. Sorry guys... but at least we looked FABULOUS when we died!

(seriously, I'm loving those fireworks)

[GeoRmr]

That's the libgtk, Lueosi's usual gat-a-midion with it's carronade beacon-flare front. - Morty