Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Keon]

I thought poodling was the word for harpoons. And raspberries is "Hull armor down, fire the flack."

Is that seriously just ducks?

[N-Sunderland]

Yup, it is.

[Keon]

"Does Keon have diplomatic immunity, because we just might be screwed then."

-enemy captain.

[Sgt. Spoon]

"Does Keon have diplomatic immunity, because we just might be screwed then."

-enemy captain.

~can't touch this

[Fluitaire]

During the Sky tournament Museosaurs first match.
4-0
Keyvias: "Lets charge the pyramidion and win."
Bubbles: "Wait did he really just say that?!"

There were several exclamations and conversations to that effect.

[Shinkurex]

While on a skype call with Zill:

Me: Hey babe whatcha doing? (me to my wife who is sitting next to me)
Zill: Nothing much babe just killing some airships

This then turned into whenever I got mad zill would say something along the lines of "Hey babe!" to cheer me up

[Machiavelliest]

Me trying to speak Japanese to Japanese players to tell them what to do, then them speaking English to me to tell me thank you for gunner-piloting, good job.  And that my Japanese was 'very good' (Japanese for very bad).

[Alakan]

in game audio chat. match just started.

me(normal voice): so what's the plan, captain?

Captain O'Toole(pirate voice): WE'RE GONNA TEAR THEM APART IN WAYS MORE HORRIBLE THAN THE DAY THEY TORE APART THEIR MOTHERS VAGINAS THE DAY THEY WERE BORN!!!


I couldnt function for a good 30 seconds afterward. was laughing too hard to move or think.

[Dragmyre]

Cul's reaction to hearing N-Sunderland's voice over chat for the first time:

Cul:  *coughing/gasping noises*

Me: "You might need to clean your seat there Cul."

Cul: "No, I have rubber sheets on it for a reason. They are embroidered 'in case of Sunderland'."

[Honeybadger]

Zill: "I say it for me more for you."

wat

[RearAdmiralZill]

Zill: "I say it for me more than you."

Fixed that for you.

[Honeybadger]

Zill: "I say it for me more than you."

Fixed that for you.

Oh, I thought you just had a stroke.

[RethBurn]

Captain Phoenix: MORE FANFIC

RethBurn: I'm doing a HoneyBadger/Sgt. Spoon Special.

Swallow: ... I hate you all.

NLCornelis: "I am become fanfic, destroyer of reputations"

[Sgt. Spoon]

RethBurn: I'm doing a HoneyBadger/Sgt. Spoon Special.

waitwhat!?

[Keon]

I think I came up with the I am become fanfic quote.