Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Echoez]

"what the spire just happened?" dragonmere after we beat him 5-0 with double spire on duel at dawn.

LOL I was there for that one, it was ridiculous, then we procceded to have Spire wars xD

[dragonmere]

I'm not sure who the co-captain was for that match, but I take full responsibility for the lack of teamwork. I was just unable to comprehend the fact that randomly and aggressively charging the two spires with gat/flak pyras wasn't getting any kills. If I had to do it again, I'd probably make the exact same mistake. That was a very good match, albeit fast and one sided. One I'll remember quite a while, for sure.

[Parkourwalrus]

Thank you for giving me the image of an engineer violently making love to a sandwich in his hand.

Here ya go.

[Firestone]

"Welcome aboard the goodship Ralph Wiggum, more priceless than that moment you realized your mother has performed a bl** ***."
-Me

[RomanKar]

Ofiach: Marco

as we looked for each other on the Canyon match for a good 5 minutes.  Then I came over the ridge on top of him and Nidh, destroying both ships and taking little damage.

RomanKar: Polo

[James T. Kirk]

Allied Captain: So, Mr. Spock totally just left this lobby.

Me: WHAT? Why didn't he hop on my ship, I've got an open slot.

Allied Captain: Do you really want that guy on your ship? "Captain, flying a Goldfish is most illogical. Captain, not waiting for your ally is most illogical. Captain, contesting the point now is most illogical. Captain, rushing the Spire is most illogical."

Me: Only Mr. Spock would call rushing a Spire illogical.

[Zenark]

Last night, while piloting my Pyramidion..

Me over team chat: "Here comes the Crimson Chin!"

Then I rammed and obliterated a Spire.

[N-Sunderland]

The Paddling has some hilarious names for stuff.

"Ok Squash, I'm gonna go in reverse ass."

^-Smollett

[Ofiach]

I believe that is called "JLOing" someone Sunderland.

[Keon]

Sammy to Sunderland: "Keon, you're on gat, xemko get on the flak, and Bounty on merc" (Bounty Sunderland)

"My. Name. Is. Sunderland."

"So can I call you BS?"

[Xanithas]

Allied Captain: So, Mr. Spock totally just left this lobby.

Me: WHAT? Why didn't he hop on my ship, I've got an open slot.

Allied Captain: Do you really want that guy on your ship? "Captain, flying a Goldfish is most illogical. Captain, not waiting for your ally is most illogical. Captain, contesting the point now is most illogical. Captain, rushing the Spire is most illogical."

Me: Only Mr. Spock would call rushing a Spire illogical.

AH HA! That was me!

[Gryphos]

Me to Allied captain: This is too easy. It's like we're the bear, and they're the maiden fair.

[Sgt. Spoon]

Sammy to Sunderland: "Keon, you're on gat, xemko get on the flak, and Bounty on merc" (Bounty Sunderland)

"My. Name. Is. Sunderland."

"So can I call you BS?"

I laughed

[Echoez]

Basically need a Pyramidion gun. Fire mini Pyras at ships that ram into them and knock them off course.

This.

[IvKir]

On one of mah match on Junker

Me, talking to engineer, Yar: Hey, can you tune left secondary engine?
Yar, after a moment gives me r2d2 whistle.