Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Coldcurse]

get teh fuck of my ship.

-captain phoenix-

[Sgt. Spoon]

We try to tell the new engineers to whack before you spray.
             - HamsterIV


(remember kids, always whack before you spray! )

[Coldcurse]

in sovjet GoIo you dont shoot at clouds, clouds shoot at you.

-tarosD-

[Letus]

While showing some ropes in sandbox to a friend:
Me:  So, when something is on fire, you want to whack it before you spray it.
Friend:  ...so it's a lot like masturbation?
Me: Yes ._.

[Keon]

Somebody: I HATE DUST CLOUDS!
Me: THEY HATE YOU TOO!
Them: JOIN THIS MATCH IF YOU HATE DUST CLOUDS!
*Match fills instantly*

[HamsterIV]

(after killing a flame squid for the 3rd time in a match)
What is this? Calamari that fries itself?
- Jacob Hammerschmit

[Lord Dick Tim]

I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.

[Coldcurse]

captain coldcurse: "so where planning to play in the cogs again"
captain phoenix:"coldcurse did you say cocks or cogs"
captain coldcurse:"i said cogs"
captain phoenix:"oh ok, your accent makes it hard to understand"

[Shinkurex]

I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.

next time you're online, I will have to fly on your ship... instead of killing/being killed by it

[Coldcurse]

I'm always so scared that the incredibly stupid things I say occasionally will wind up on this page.

next time you're online, I will have to fly on your ship... instead of killing/being killed by it

*connetion error occurs*

[Letus]

In response to the quickfix.

Spawn dummy spawn is rate-limited (one every second); should prevent overspawn issues

Me:  So...no more spam summoning and killing targets?
Keyvias:  You have no idea how angry it made the servers

(To be honest...I think I did, with others, find out...)


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After looking for a Lumberjack Anything in the Matches for a Lumberjack and giving instructions to basically help me aim, in which we started whopping the enemy team.

Random person whose name I forget (I know, I'm awful):  Okay, let's just say that I am the pilot, and this gunner is the captain.

[Coldcurse]

australia is 3 inches from the sun!

-swallow

[Coldcurse]

i can draw on my own overlay, doodah doodah

-qwerty

[Piemanlives]

I'm asian, deal with it
~Random

[Captain Smollett]

MasX joins my ship with some other ducks.

MasX "I'll be an honorary duck for the day"
Smollett "well you're more than welcome but you realize you'll have to quack honorarily"
MasX "then I'll quack like a gentlemen"

MasX "Quuuack, Quuuack" in a highly affected and dignified British accent after every kill.

Had me laughing my ass off.