Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Schwalbe]

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?

Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.

$$$$$, bitch

[Hoja Lateralus]

Nah, he's so poor he can't even pay attention

[Hoja Lateralus]

"I wanted to get close but instead I got retarded"
~Schwalbe, Piloting a galleon

[Schwalbe]

"I wanted to get close but instead I got retarded"
~Schwalbe, Piloting a galleon

#JustSchwalbeThings

By the way - for the first time in Eternity (my galleon pun not intended, I swear) I had a long chain of extremely fun matches.

2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET

[Hoja Lateralus]

Never forget.

And for people from 'States, it's " 04.17.2015 "

[GurasOguras]

2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs - The Mann After instakilling enemy ship on munker with at least 3 mines exploding at the same time

[Schwalbe]

2015-04-17 MrDisaster + GurasOguras + The Mann NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0CRLqx5xs - The Mann After instakilling enemy ship on munker with at least 3 mines exploding at the same time

OH FUCK THE HELL YISS XD

[Richard LeMoon]

Forgot his name, but this came from a level 4-5 pilot we played a bunch of matches with.

"Thanks to you, my piloting skills have gone up quite a bit."

Was it our advice? Our great examples? Our suggestions on builds and guns?

No.

I had a mine Spire, a crew full of 45s, and we may have been randomly targeting his ship if he started to look too complacent... or he just happened to be in front of Tropo's gun. To be fair, he really was doing well, and did improve quite a bit. Tough love training, I guess.

[GeoRmr]

"lebtr"

~anon

[David Dire]

"lebtr"

~David

[Celti]

"Revenge is a dish best served with incendiary ammo!"

-Nyrrho

[Carn]

"Hey, our ally isn't paying attention, mine him."

-Riggatto

[Tanya Phenole]

"Hey, our ally isn't paying attention, mine him."

-Riggatto

It's a legitimate strategy. Nothing funny!

[David Dire]

"Alright, man the aft guns mom"


~Kirk


*If anyone wonders what happens in Cake Clan Mumble, to sum it up, we basically just repeated "Man the aft guns" for an hour straight yesterday. Seriously, just four cakes *Me, boad, Obvious, and kirk, screaming: "Man the aft guns", "repair the aft guns", "Get on aft guns,", all that sort.

[Schwalbe]

Some newb on global chat:

"I DIDN'T KNOW STEAMPUNK HAVE ALSO STEAM HOOKERS"