Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Kamoba]

Meters are socialist units?

*triggered*

But, seriously, why?


After explaining the plot of an anime where a guy saved a kid that later turns out to be massive murderer:
"That's why you always kill the children... wait" - Loading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

#darksideproblems

[Aayra]

*MM into 4v4 match with red side full russian*
Xemkobankavareniya: face the reds! red army FTW!
Aayra: I knew you would  make that joke
Xemkobankavareniya: yeah, I am pathetic


RethBurn: why don´t we just go into pub lobby?
Lueosi: it is already pub if RethBurn is here


*4v4 match started, all ryder blue side, 4 all flak spires*
*5 seconds in game, 16 people on our team disconnect*
Extirminator: omg we broke the server
Lueosi: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!


Dementio: I have returned
Extirminator: shut up


*after laggy match on Oceania server*
Xemkobankavareniya:CREWFORMBOYS
Xemkobankavareniya: no more kangoroo


Extirminator: can you stop reporting me?!


mezhu: come pilot me and frost
mezhu: there's only lvl 5 pilots around and we dont have friends
mezhu: too late man
mezhu: we're in a galleon
mezhu: with engi pilot
mezhu: and 2 gunners
Aayra: you are gonna die
Aayra: I am gonna join enemy team
mezhu: wow ur master traitor elite

[Kamoba]

*4v4 match started, all ryder blue side, 4 all flak spires*
*5 seconds in game, 16 people on our team disconnect*
Extirminator: omg we broke the server
Lueosi: YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Me to Bubbles: "Howard I think me and Ryders just broke the servers....
4v4 all flak spires we start shooting and Bang, the servers are gone."

Bubbles: "Lol that's brilliant! Let me check it it was you guys.."
"Nope it was not you guys.."

Me: "Damn maybe next time."

[Schwalbe]

I stumbled upon something marvellous.

I don't remember his name, I was too shocked. It was a very low level player, with less than 10 matches played.

Somebody yelled "READY UP FAGGOTS". I was in the middle of blocking, when that guy started quoting one of my favourite Planescape: Torment fragments from The Unbroken Circle of Zerthimon, using lobby voice chat:

Patience can sharpen even the smallest of efforts into a weapon that can strike the heart of an empire. Your victories may be small, but over time, a greater victory may be achieved.

One of those moments for which I love this game, and my jaw drops hard.

[Richard LeMoon]

Not from Guns, but something from another online game.

"Well... that is the first time I have ever single-handedly broke an entire game." -me after preventing anyone from tier 1 from joining a match. Almost 300 people were in the t1 queue.

[Koali]

What, Robocraft?

[Richard LeMoon]

Indeed. My T10 was somehow only showing up as a T1 in garage and queue.

[Schwalbe]

ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]

[Carn]

people dont normally laugh like that after a successful flak shot?

[Hoja Lateralus]

ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]

People ask this question more often than you think.

[Schwalbe]

people dont normally laugh like that after a successful flak shot?

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

ThyWillBeDone: Schwalbe, you are one sick, crazy bastard. Why do I still have you in my friendslist? [after I burst with maniacal laughter after a heavy flak kill]

People ask this question more often than you think.

Yeah, I know.

[ShadedExalt]

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?

[MightyKeb]

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?

Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.

[ShadedExalt]

Apparently you've never flown with me, sometimes I turn into a homicidal crazy-ass maniacal looney.

YOU TURN INTO MONEY?

Now you know why everyone has him in their friends list.

I'm glad someone got the joke.

[Arturo Sanchez]

*some noob in scrap, we were holding down point.

"What are doing? get out of the storm!"