Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Tanya Phenole]

"I DIDN'T KNOW STEAMPUNK HAVE ALSO STEAM HOOKERS"

That is exactly why we all love steampunk, a justification for a fair lady to show stockings to everyone.

[Richard LeMoon]

Lady stockings? Posh. We all know what we are really waiting for. Fishnet vests/shirts for gentlemen.

[HamsterIV]

On Labrynth:

Sorry guys I am out of tricks, it looks like we die here. It has been a good run...
*out team gets the last point and the victory pose of screen pops up*
...or we could win.

[Indreams]

Similar story on Labyrinth:

Me (Captain): We're gonna lose in thirty seconds, but guys, let's give it a last run.
*Charges in, un-caps the point. Wins the game few minutes later*
 

[Schwalbe]

Similar story on Labyrinth:

Me (Captain): We're gonna lose in thirty seconds, but guys, let's give it a last run.
*Charges in, un-caps the point. Wins the game few minutes later*
 

Now this is literally impossible - uncapping is slow enough NOT to uncapture the point in 30 seconds - battletested.

[Indreams]

Maybe it wasn't thirty seconds, but I remember that we were about to lose, than me and my ally ran into the clearing. The enemies had moved high and away from the cap point. We uncapped the point, fought, and capped it. It was a crazy match.

[DJ Logicalia]

"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why

[Lanliss]

"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why

Bwahahahahahaha   

[MightyKeb]

"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why

Miss logic and her magic.... heh.

[Schwalbe]

"Huh. I always assumed you were a female..." - The Mann, a new Bard I met for the first time today

Why

Oh my God.

The Mann joined Bards?

Tis shit's gonna be funny.

[Koali]

Schwalbe's Mann-ly Amusement: The Musical

[James T. Kirk]

Schwalbe's Mann-ly Amusement: The Museical

Fixed

[Koali]

Have the Muses inspired you?

[MightyKeb]

Have the Muses in-spire-d you?

Fixed again

Howard would be proud

[Koali]

Heck, I'm proud.

But Spire needs to be capitalized.

The Muses have in-Spire-d you.