GoI haikus

[macmacnick]

Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it, kill it;
Explosions are fun.

[Gryphos]

Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it, kill it;
Explosions are fun.

that's 5-6-5.

5-7-5, people, 5-7-5.

[Gryphos]

An abandoned helm;
Our ship's captain has just left.
The kitchen's empty.

[HamsterIV]

Using buffed field guns,
Their armor drops in no time,
I am a bad man.

I smell an ambush,
Proceeding at one fourth speed,
Where did Zill come from?

All hands keep shooting
You can fix it when they're dead
Let the engines burn

[James T. Kirk]

Oh god, there he spawns.
We can turn this to meatgrind.
Quickly! Kill his friend.

[ramjamslam]

Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it, kill it;
Explosions are fun.

that's 5-6-5.

5-7-5, people, 5-7-5.

is fire one syllable or two? ok, it's probably one.

ithe 6 is easily changed to 7 though:

Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it then kill it;
Explosions are fun.

[ramjamslam]

slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:

When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.

Please don't mind me
When I convert your incorrect haiku
It's my personal fetish.
 

Now you're just trying to wind me up

I see your post there
four ten seven, I can't fix!
it's my OCD!

[Oliver Colt]

I feel your pain bro,
OCD can be a pest.
Sometimes it's fun, though.

[ramjamslam]

thank you for your words,
so it is not only me,
and now I can't stop!

[ramjamslam]

Welcome to the Pit,
hive of scum and villainy.
We must be cautious!

[ramjamslam]

Too addicted now
I need to quote Jim Carrey:
"Somebody stop me!"

[James T. Kirk]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

[ramjamslam]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

This is a Haiku
only if done in Fox voice
"fire fire fire fire fire"

[Gryphos]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.

[ramjamslam]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.

I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle