GoI haikus

[Gryphos]

A place for all the GoI related haikus that one can come up with, such as…

"I'm an idiot. I'm a massive idiot. Suicide charge time"

"A Mobula comes. Or is it the Manta Ray? Either way it's fat."

[HamsterIV]

Got separated,
Then flew in to an ambush,
Blame it all on Shink.

[James T. Kirk]

Greased in the flamer,
The fires engulf their ship.
I have too much fun.

[Oliver Colt]

I still don't know how you count syllables in English (I watched a video and all I can say is wtf xD It's way easier in Spanish) but I'll give it a try.

I love flying my ship,
the sky makes me feel calm.
SHI- THAT'S THEIR SPIRE, RUN!

[HamsterIV]

Let's rush the spire,
Oh God, is that a mine field?
Back out nice and slow.

[Gryphos]

Aboard Gryphos' ship,
Evasive manoeuvre 12.
But it rarely works.

[HamsterIV]

Running for my life,
I can do what you can't do,
Helium Hop NOW!

[Gryphos]

They're too far away,
Oh for god's sake stop firing!
Out of range, dipshit.

[Oliver Colt]

When I choose gunner,
Another comes aboard.
Back to engineer...

[ramjamslam]

small fix on this to make it 5, 7, 5:

When I choose gunner,
Another one comes aboard.
Back to engineer...

Even though these 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5  syllable Haikus are more common I don't think it is strictly required to be defined as a Haiku.

[ramjamslam]

Need to fix the hull.
Too late we are going down!
...the hull seems fine now

[Coldcurse]

When I spot you,
You don't worry.
You are dead.

[ramjamslam]

Muse have a new game
and they are going mobile!
*does the hamster dance*

[ramjamslam]

slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:

When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.

I hope you don't mind me converting these to the common Haiku form.  Please let me know if you do.

[Coldcurse]

slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:

When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.

Please don't mind me
When I convert your incorrect haiku
It's my personal fetish.