GoI haikus

[Gryphos]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.

I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle

To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.

[ramjamslam]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.

I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle

To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.

There may be a war
of the type we shall not name.
Cake will not comply.

[Keon]

What the heck is this
I spy lurking in the pit
a haiku thread, huh?

[Gryphos]

I spire I do see.
In my Pyra, I close in.
Prepare your anus.

[BdrLineAzn]

Welp, about to die
Earth is fast approaching me
Jump for the bushes

[HamsterIV]

The harpoon whispers
"Try me, it will be awsome"
It is a liar

[James T. Kirk]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.

I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle

To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.

Hang on a second.
Is this just going to drop?
Discussion is due.

[ramjamslam]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.

I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle

To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.

Hang on a second.
Is this just going to drop?
Discussion is due.

A meeting was called,
Cake didn't show up for it.
Rulings were final.

[ramjamslam]

Hwachas are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?

[James T. Kirk]

Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.

Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.

I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle

To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.

Hang on a second.
Is this just going to drop?
Discussion is due.

A meeting was called,
Cake didn't show up for it.
Rulings were final.

No one said 'fire'
Therefore, I was not summoned.
The fault is on you.

[Gryphos]

Hwachas are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?

(treading on thin ice there with making 'Hwacha' three syllables)

[ramjamslam]

Hwachas are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?

(treading on thin ice there with making 'Hwacha' three syllables)

Manticores are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?

(happy? )

[Keon]

This thread: amusing
but I can't help but wonder
what next? Limerick?

[James T. Kirk]

Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.

[Gryphos]

Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.

(Limerick's three syllables mate)