Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Gryphos on January 14, 2014, 11:01:29 am
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A place for all the GoI related haikus that one can come up with, such as…
"I'm an idiot. I'm a massive idiot. Suicide charge time"
"A Mobula comes. Or is it the Manta Ray? Either way it's fat."
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Got separated,
Then flew in to an ambush,
Blame it all on Shink.
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Greased in the flamer,
The fires engulf their ship.
I have too much fun.
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I still don't know how you count syllables in English (I watched a video and all I can say is wtf xD It's way easier in Spanish) but I'll give it a try.
I love flying my ship,
the sky makes me feel calm.
SHI- THAT'S THEIR SPIRE, RUN!
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Let's rush the spire,
Oh God, is that a mine field?
Back out nice and slow.
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Aboard Gryphos' ship,
Evasive manoeuvre 12.
But it rarely works.
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Running for my life,
I can do what you can't do,
Helium Hop NOW!
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They're too far away,
Oh for god's sake stop firing!
Out of range, dipshit.
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When I choose gunner,
Another comes aboard.
Back to engineer...
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small fix on this to make it 5, 7, 5:
When I choose gunner,
Another one comes aboard.
Back to engineer...
Even though these 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5 syllable Haikus are more common I don't think it is strictly required to be defined as a Haiku.
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Need to fix the hull.
Too late we are going down!
...the hull seems fine now
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When I spot you,
You don't worry.
You are dead.
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Muse have a new game
and they are going mobile!
*does the hamster dance*
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slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:
When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.
I hope you don't mind me converting these to the common Haiku form. Please let me know if you do.
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slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:
When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.
Please don't mind me
When I convert your incorrect haiku
It's my personal fetish.
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Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it, kill it;
Explosions are fun.
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Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it, kill it;
Explosions are fun.
that's 5-6-5.
5-7-5, people, 5-7-5.
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An abandoned helm;
Our ship's captain has just left.
The kitchen's empty.
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Using buffed field guns,
Their armor drops in no time,
I am a bad man.
I smell an ambush,
Proceeding at one fourth speed,
Where did Zill come from?
All hands keep shooting
You can fix it when they're dead
Let the engines burn
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Oh god, there he spawns.
We can turn this to meatgrind.
Quickly! Kill his friend.
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Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it, kill it;
Explosions are fun.
that's 5-6-5.
5-7-5, people, 5-7-5.
is fire one syllable or two? ok, it's probably one.
ithe 6 is easily changed to 7 though:
Start a fire today;
Burn it, mine it then kill it;
Explosions are fun.
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slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:
When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.
Please don't mind me
When I convert your incorrect haiku
It's my personal fetish.
Now you're just trying to wind me up :P
I see your post there
four ten seven, I can't fix!
it's my OCD!
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I feel your pain bro,
OCD can be a pest.
Sometimes it's fun, though.
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thank you for your words,
so it is not only me,
and now I can't stop!
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(http://i.imgur.com/P9VqFMo.jpg)
Welcome to the Pit,
hive of scum and villainy.
We must be cautious!
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Too addicted now
I need to quote Jim Carrey:
"Somebody stop me!"
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtblv1Am71qe3fl9.gif)
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
This is a Haiku
only if done in Fox voice
"fire fire fire fire fire"
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.
I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.
I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle
To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.
I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle
To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.
There may be a war
of the type we shall not name.
Cake will not comply.
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What the heck is this
I spy lurking in the pit
a haiku thread, huh?
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I spire I do see.
In my Pyra, I close in.
Prepare your anus.
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Welp, about to die
Earth is fast approaching me
Jump for the bushes
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The harpoon whispers
"Try me, it will be awsome"
It is a liar
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.
I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle
To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.
Hang on a second.
Is this just going to drop?
Discussion is due.
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.
I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle
To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.
Hang on a second.
Is this just going to drop?
Discussion is due.
A meeting was called,
Cake didn't show up for it.
Rulings were final.
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Hwachas are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?
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Fire is two sounds.
Except in Super Smash Bros
when you play as Fox.
Fire cannot be two,
Even if it is stated.
Take your tricks elsewhere.
I suggest we ban
this flammable word being:
too hot to handle
To this I agree.
From hence forth none shall say 'fire',
Lest confusion reign.
Hang on a second.
Is this just going to drop?
Discussion is due.
A meeting was called,
Cake didn't show up for it.
Rulings were final.
No one said 'fire'
Therefore, I was not summoned.
The fault is on you.
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Hwachas are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?
(treading on thin ice there with making 'Hwacha' three syllables)
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Hwachas are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?
(treading on thin ice there with making 'Hwacha' three syllables)
Manticores are cool,
we shall use them everywhere!
Why will they not die?
(happy? :P)
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This thread: amusing
but I can't help but wonder
what next? Limerick?
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Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.
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Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.
(Limerick's three syllables mate)
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Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.
(Limerick's three syllables mate)
( not if you say it in an Irish accent ;P )
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Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.
(Limerick's three syllables mate)
( not if you say it in an Irish accent ;P )
(IV'E BEEN SAYING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS?!
I always assumed it was 'lime' and 'rick')
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Haiku beats limerick.
Sorry, that's the way it is.
No tears. Wet is bad.
(Limerick's three syllables mate)
( not if you say it in an Irish accent ;P )
(IV'E BEEN SAYING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS?!
I always assumed it was 'lime' and 'rick')
The truth's been revealed.
Our lives have been a huge lie.
How is it, again?
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spray, mallet, spray, spray,
Pyra engi is easy.
Crap! spanner, spanner...
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
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Within Paritus,
A wall is nudged by a ship.
Thus velcro occurs.
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and prey.
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Ducks too serious
They're far to competitive
Then they say quack quack
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and prey.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
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the haiku form is
three lines with these sylables:
five, seven and five
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Amazing ramjam,
great enemy slam power!
Respect the Pyra!
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Amazing ramjam,
great enemy slam power!
Respect the Pyra!
Such ego,
Could only be his.
Ram Jam Slam.
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Me on a goldfish:
Pre-load lochnagar,
The best ammo for mortar,
Engy can't kill steal.
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On a flak spire:
Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.
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Anything with mines:
Got a mine launcher,
Time to focus the ally,
Every ship is game.
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On a flak spire:
Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.
With my little eye I spot six syllables in that last line.
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?
Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?
Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help
Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?
Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help
Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.
Ally comes closer.
He's going to ram,
were going to die.
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The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.
Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.
The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.
Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.
That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?
Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help
Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.
Ally comes closer.
He is going to ram us, (fixed for syllable count)
we're going to die. (wrong were)
There is no cover.
We must hide behind something.
Let's use our Ally.
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On a flak spire:
Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.
With my little eye I spot six syllables in that last line.
Ty, Fixed:
Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We'll just die slower.
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Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.
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Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.
I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does
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Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.
I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does
if you're serious
about your flammer prowess:
use lochnagar rounds
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Loch-na-gar Flare gun
Like a bright Proton Torpedo;
Moves like Missile Slings
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Turn on the moonshine
Get us to the capture point;
Repair the engine
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Loch-na-gar Flare gun
Like bright Proton Torpedos
Move like Missile Slings
(was 5/8/5)
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Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.
I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does
if you're serious
about your flammer prowess:
use lochnagar rounds
Loaded Loch Nagar Rounds.
I yell at the pilot;
the gun died.
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Loaded Loch Nagar Rounds.
I yell at the pilot;
the gun died.
6,6,3
Coldcurse, are you even trying?
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Some folk get a thrill,
from breaking the haiku form.
They have no respect.
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Loaded Loch Nagar Rounds.
I yell at the pilot;
the gun died.
6,6,3
Coldcurse, are you even trying?
(5-6-5)
I do try my best,
but I did it wrong. (I think wrong is 2 syllables)
Let me try again.
five six five,
I just counted.
Got happy.
(3-4-3 by the way)
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Loaded Loch Nagar Rounds.
I yell at the pilot;
the gun died.
6,6,3
Coldcurse, are you even trying?
(5-6-5)
I do try my best,
but I did it wrong. (I think wrong is 2 syllables)
Let me try again.
five six five,
I just counted.
Got happy.
(3-4-3 by the way)
ha ha ha ha ha,
I am laughing so hard now.
But why hate us though?
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Loaded Loch Nagar Rounds.
I yell at the pilot;
the gun died.
6,6,3
Coldcurse, are you even trying?
(5-6-5)
I do try my best,
but I did it wrong. (I think wrong is 2 syllables)
Let me try again.
five six five,
I just counted.
Got happy.
(3-4-3 by the way)
ha ha ha ha ha,
I am laughing so hard now.
But why hate us though?
damn forgot its 5-7-5 not 5-6-5 uhm...
I correct myself,
and did horrible again.
I will get better.
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Flying through the sky. (5)
Enemies in front of us. (7)
They will not survive. (5)
*I think i've done it now*
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ColdCurse has done it
after posting many times.
Happy Birthday, dude!
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I got so happy.
James T. Kirk gave me cake.
I quickly ate it.
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more haikus incoming?
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I'm at school right now
So I can't really make one
Maybe later though
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Zill can smell your fear
He waits where you can not see
The perfect killer
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Good thing I don't fear.
Well, I don't feel emotion
Sans insanity
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I'm not a monster,
I had to use mines for this.
Well maybe I am.
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Never mind, it's gone
I just edited this post
Bye bye last haiku :(
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I fixed my last post,
because it did make no sense.
Sorry for the fix.
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Okay I'm home now,
but don't have an idea.
I need time to think...
(lol fixed xD)
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Oh I get it now
I replied to Hamster's post
But he changed it now.
I was so confused.
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"Mining a Melee"
Referred to tossing mines at:
both friend and foe.
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That's terrible.
Edit: whoops sorry.
I need to write in haiku
This is difficult.
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Now you understand,
why doing such a bad thing,
makes me a "Monster."
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Mines can hurt allies
for a reason, I believe.
Muse wants us to kill.
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As a precaution
always take a mine launcher,
lest our teammates do.
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Even if I mined,
I would probably blow up.
I'm a bad pilot.
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The art of the mine
is all about position.
Good gunners help too.
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The art of the mine
is all about position.
Good gunners help too.
The art of the mine
is expressed through good gunners.
Paint the dunes with metal!
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I have often tried
to paint the dunes with metal,
Sand always hides it.
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I am a pilot.
When mines are aboard the ship,
I become gunner.
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"Let's experiment!"
Are my crew's most dreaded words.
Too bad I don't care.
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"Let's experiment!"
Are my crew's most dreaded words.
Too bad I don't care.
Flamer-flak and burst
Beware these words, they aren't fair
He is creative.
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"Let's experiment!"
Are my crew's most dreaded words.
Too bad I don't care.
Flamer-flak and burst
Beware these words, they aren't fair
He is creative.
Experimenting.
Trying new things all the time.
The lochnagar flare.
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The Lochnagar flare.
What kind of nut would try this?
It burns like the sun.
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Pyramidion!
Oh god, where did it come from?
Shrapnel and splinters.
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We really need horns.
The revolution is neigh.
No sense resisting.
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Crewing some old junk
the engines always broken,
not to mention hull.
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Pilot joins mid game
I use him on the front gun
We are effective
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Pyramidion,
why must you always ram me?
Yours sincerely, Spire.
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Hello kite Spire
You can't retreat forever
-Pyramidion
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playing with highly emotional people.
You always have friends.
When they kill you in battle,
Friendship is over.
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Jawjee joins this thread
What is going on in here
I am very bored.
(Jawjee has no idea how a haiku works)
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Jawjee joins this thread
What is going on in here
I am very bored.
(Jawjee has no idea how a haiku works)
for not knowing it,
your first is five, seven, five:
a total success!
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What a pleasent day
That's all I have to say now
I will ring a bell
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What a pleasent day
That's all I have to say now
I will ring a bell
make sure when you ring
you're standing near the engines
and the bell reads SCRUM.
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I shall give them Hell.
Mines and flames — frosting the Cake!
I regret Nothing.
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Zuka Sauce — So desired.
Devoured quickly — short supply.
So rare, so desired.
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Creepy Zuka doll,
your eyes see in to my soul,
I can't look away.
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Japanese I try
To speak, but I fail horribly
Time for seppuku
:( Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Ni Hao Nyan Goujasu Derishasu Dekaruchaa!
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For souls I will search,
I gave you a second chance.
-The Flying Dutchmen-
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Dakka Dakka thump,
the sound of my gat breaking.
Gives our foe false hope.
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Registry Corruption.
Can not decrypt product key
My windows — broken.
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Product key got lost.
Old computer is Bloated.
My hopes are crushed now.
I Blame Shink — That devil.
Need new Windows Seven key.
Dual-Boot hopes crushed now.
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macmac, here's the answer
find windows activator
a software just for you
(is "software" 1 or 2 syllabi? I might have dun goof'd)
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(registry's corrupted, the key was lost in my house)
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macmac, here's the answer
find windows activator
a software just for you
(is "software" 1 or 2 syllabi? I might have dun goof'd)
(software is 2 which means line 3 is 6 syllables not 5, but line 1 is also 6 syllables as well)
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Waiting to play Flayed,
why won't people vote for it?
Tedious map 'chieves!
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Crazier, The Pit
Much more nonsense, there is now
Help, the Force will not
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Harpoon kills. Muse, why?
Would have two but was off helm.
Extra criteria annoy.
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Never understood,
Haikus always bothered me.
Don't know why I'm here...
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Professor Squid knows:
Side Gun Squashboard tears down hull;
Bridget Blindside Rams!
(anyone recognise these names?)
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Yes, of course I do.
Do you think I'm ignorant
of such awesomeness?
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Bacon is holy.
Be one with it and eat it.
May the Grease guide you
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I ate the bacon.
Vegetarianism,
but a distant dream.
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Over three weeks since
Anyone posted on here.
I am most ashamed.
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Good on you Jacob!
We will revive together!
Men of The Pit, HERE!
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Is that Pit I hear?
Yes, I'm here, why would I not?
Haikus are back. Yay.
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What is this strange thread?
Haikus? Butter on my bread!
Hippopotamus.
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You return? Huzzah!
Our revival shall be swift.
Fire for everyone!
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Two weeks since last post.
Alas, my revival failed.
I Haiku alone.
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The poet's journey
is often a lonely one.
Keep at it Jacob.
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In exile, I write
tales of those who are lonely.
Story of my life.
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Like the autumn wind,
a sandstorm is upon us
Repair ALL THE THINGS
The tools of the trade:
Spanner. Mallet. Wrench. Hammer.
Is that Cake? Chemspray.
The light of the sun
Rises from the lower decks
Three flamethrowers? Ouch.
"The hull!" "I'm on it!"
Wood splinters and scrap metal
Needed one more hit.
(I miss you guys.)
((And then I notice my levels are 5-7-5. Like a haiku.))
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The burst of a shell
Beyond the horizon, ends
Ends of too many
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Guns of Icarus
Carro Squid, Blender Fish
Make a D-lish dish
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The thread is alive!
People far and wide have come;
end my lonesomeness.
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Fire on the helm,
Burn the balloon to embers,
The Cakes fly again.
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My bed is comfy,
so hard to leave and wake up.
sleepiness prevails.
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The sky fills with ash
San Diego is on fire
Hoping for some rain
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The sky fills with ash
San Diego is on fire
Hoping for some rain
Ninety degrees here
Really hot, melting at home
Please rain god, rain water
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His tears shall fix all,
your concerns are well noted.
Damn, it's warm in here.
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Across the desert,
To fly into the sunlight,
Mirages shimmer.
Above the cloud line,
Spyglass on the horizon,
Watching the sun set.
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Time for revision,
dwindling, exams move closer.
deadlines fast approach.
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oh dear god what now
why can't I keep my gun up
fire everywhere
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People, get it right.
Fire has one syllable, kay?!
Do you English, bros?
If you hire someone -
Do you higher them instead?
Sometimes words are dumb.
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People, get it right.
Fire has one syllable, kay?!
Do you English, bros?
If you hire someone -
Do you higher them instead?
Sometimes words are dumb.
(we banned the use of fire on page 2 remember! Also, both higher and hire defiantly have 2 syllables.)
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Fly upon the wings
of a ship so strong and true,
in to the sunset.
I scan the ships deck,
The engineers fixing gears
Of the battered hull.
The gunners polish
Brassy battered sparking guns
And organise rounds.
Far in the distance,
Another ship charges forth
A huge galleon.
A battle ensues,
The burning sky with fury,
as rounds burst the hull.
Phoenix claw to turn,
Barrels of moonshine to burn
And so much to learn.
When battle is done
The burning embers remain
and silence remains.
Exhausted we fly
To a port or hiding place
To rest and reflect.
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Oxford English Dictionary says:
Hire
Line breaks: hire
Pronunciation: /ˈhʌɪə
Higher
Line breaks: High¦er
Pronunciation: /ˈhʌɪə
Fire
Line breaks: fire
Pronunciation: /ˈfʌɪə
The number of line breaks denoted the number of syllables that a word has. Hire has one, Higher has two. Fire has one.
Such Naziism
Grammar is so important.
My work here is done.
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Hire and Higher are homophones how can they have different syllables? By those rules this is a 5/7/5 haiku:
Hire Higher Higher
Higher Higher Hire Higher,
Higher Higher Hire.
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You're right, it is a haiku! :D
Homophones only go so far in the Queen's English. There is a subtle nuance in their pronunciation that isn't important for regular speakers. The same is true of all the different iterations of 'there' such as 'their' and 'they're'. Higher has two syllables when using the nuances, where hire and fire have only one. Don't ask me why - it's complicated.
Spelling and Grammar,
Pronunciation is king.
Intonation rulz.
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Playing hide and seek,
With many clouds to hide ships,
A flare wins this game.
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I know it's been long
Since another post, oh well
I enjoy Haiku.
Banshee, flamer, mine
Incendiary'd be great
Hi, welcome to cake.
Getting on aft guns.
*sigh* I'm getting on aft guns.
Getting on aft guns.
Triangle Pyra.
Green flare like all-seeing eye.
Illuminati.
Love is like a mine.
Beautiful yet rather mean.
Harsh world killed spire.
Level one pilot:
"I'm going for kero turn."
Where are my engines?
Hull armour is down.
Where is that mortar, come on.
Competitive match.
They tell of a game.
With friends, laughs and so much fun.
Guns of Icarus.
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Late Night Gaming
"Ship down, Drink that beer, Reth!"
I hate Swizy.
Whack the engines.
Don't Loch the Flamer, Help me!
Being CA is fun.
Red Bull, pillow, chat.
War Clock is counting still.
Sigh, Steam sales
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Prep the mine launcher
I call it a moral win
If we make one hit
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Enemy astern
Captain slams into reverse
Butt-ram imminent
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the Clan Clan arrives
costumes louder than bullets
Spring Green everything <3
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Will Muse make more stuff?
Masks and decals appear in game,
they were made by YOU! (http://steamcommunity.com/app/209080/workshop/)
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Boarding is a dream,
One never to happen soon,
Forever it's banned .
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Pyramidions destroyed noobs
Many people complain about this
Nerf hammer swings
Enemy sighted above
repair the balloon right now
hydrogen for days
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You need to be taught
How to write silly haikus.
Your structure is wrong.
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Do you remember
A thread about Limericks?
The search can't find it
I may have dreamed it
That thread should be opened up
Go necromancy!
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Reviving old threads,
something I take pleasure in.
Ah, the glory days.
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Some things are,
although great and fun -
Best left forgotten.
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A game of Haiku
is really all but timeless.
Newbloods will have fun.
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I hate poetry
I'm glad I missed out on this
I'm not having fun
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Misguided new kid
Ignores experienced crew
Rebuilds with mallet
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Roses are red,
My Mallet is red.
Are are dead?
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Mann, that is not a
Haiku. And neither is this
Wait. Yes it is. Damn
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Mann Mann Mann Mann Mann
Mann Mann Mann Mann Mann Mann Mann
Mann Mann Mann Mann Mann
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(http://i.imgur.com/iAw1j18.png?1)
Sixty-nine salutes
is a great accomplishment.
Hope it doesn't change...
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.....70 xd
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Flogging the dead horse,
Continue the silliness,
Next time, Baneposting.
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Downie ruins fun.
Rethburn gets pointless salutes.
What more chaos comes?
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don't you blame Downie -
if he hadn't, someone would.
... I don't mean me! >_>
do silent pauses
pointedly placed in haiku
count as syllables?
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Something is wrong,
Something is certain,
I want some cheese. :'(
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Cheese cloud's Mann's judgement,
Haiku structure neglected,
It's all over now.
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Shaelyn shall now
Restore the Balance
With Sixty-nine
(http://i.imgur.com/hgV6WEZ.png)
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And again I must save her from 69 and push her to 70! hehe <3
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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
I give up on haikus :'(
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And again I must save her from 69 and push her to 70! hehe <3
Downie can't haiku
but, saved me from sixty-nine
all is forgiven
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
I give up on haikus :'(
Don't give up yet Mann!
we will forgive you also
don't make me sadface...
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Iron Fork over,
Ineffective flamer build,
Mann: Next time, use flares.
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What are you saying?
"Ineffective flamer build"?
This does not compute.
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A novice pilot,
plays bad but I tell myself
"Do it for the 'cheevs".
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Need five syllables?
You can end a HaiKu with:
"Blame it all on Shink"
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Hm, let me try that.
If it does work, well then I
"Blame it all on Shink"
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Well let me see then,
Phobos Mine Launcher my love,
It burns bright for thee.
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Gatling all the way
But when the armor is down
Unleash the hwachas
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This is a haiku
It even rhymes, too.
Did I do this right?
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No, it is one line of five syllables, a second of seven, and w third of five. It also doesn't have to rhyme.
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I really think that
Schwupp is only one syllable
But sounds very bad
I think that this haiku was bad
My rhymes may be too
I still tried my best
To write these two
Not being a mother-tongue is very annoying when trying to understand how many syllables does a word have.
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Let us blame something
Yes, do blame it all on Shink
That silly blame bait
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Pyramidion
Speedily Charging Forward
Did not see those mines.
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Galleon power.
Lumberjack, Flak, Hades, Flare.
Suck it, Mobula.
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God, damn, piss, hell, crap
The key words of Engineer
Romantic Language
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Well actually,
Goddamn, shit, fuck, captain no
are more primary
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No stupid swabbie
Bloody stupid fucking twat, damn!
Get off that gun now!
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Yell at stupid noobs
Very relaxing it is
Let's do it today
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Balloon is burning
Why is that balloon burning?
GET OFF THE DAMN GUN!
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Balloon is burning?
My galleon's worst nightmare!
WHERE'S MY ENGINEER?!?
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The best Engie load:
Extinguisher, Chem Spray, and
Handy Buff Hammer.
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Never forget him:
the fire killer engineer,
the finest fireman.