The Global Private Eyes HQ

[Koali]

"Well, I prefer a smart woman, with a good personality, and hopefully a good hugger to boot... What? It's not all about looks, y'know."

[aceofeagles]

(Cole): facepalm

(Isaac)"Can we please get this show on the road..."

[Koali]

"On the road? I thought we were flying?"

 

[Carn]

(Carn) "Quick amendment, Koali, I don't trust you to tactically explode anything. Spades, I don't trust that bomb. You don't know the target, so you guys fly on either the Galleon or the Mobula. Shim will pilot my Galleon."

 

[Koali]

"That's understandable."

[Megabear]

(Sectoidor) "Well excuse me, isn't his a xenophobic crowd.  I come in peace, I swear."

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac) "for the integrity of this establishment and my sanity. please state your buisness. this is a private eye headquarters not your walk in and chat bar."

[Carn]

(Alexi) sips from his flask "But you DO keep booze here right?"

(Carn) "I do. There's flasks and bottles of whiskey and rum all over here."

(Shim) pulls out of flask of whiskey from behind a bookshelf "Well, at least you have emergency rations."

[Koali]

(Sectoidor, I suggest you keep the Martian thing under wraps, at least for a while.)

"Wha? Wait... Carn, just how much booze do you keep here?"

[Carn]

(Carn) thinks for a moment "Uhh lets see. About a month's supply of each. Well, the amount I could drink in a month."

(Alexi) "At least half a years worth for your average liver. Only that much Carn? Didn't I teach you anything?"

(Carn) "Budget. And I have to share this place. And make sure they don't skim my booze." grabs a half empty bottle of rum from behind a painting on the wall, and guzzles it

[Koali]

"Hah, as if I'd drink your booze!"

[Carn]

(Carn) shakes his flask "You seemed to enjoy the cup the other day." takes a swig "But this stuff is far better than what I've hidden around here. That stuff is just emergency booze, normal levels."

[Koali]

"If my memory serves me correctly..."

I had no idea what brand of napalm Carn had just poured down my throat, but boy, did it hurt.

(Koali): "Whazza... Carn... Whazzat you drinkimlrf? 'S gross... How... How you-*hic*-how d'you drink that all... Duh... How d'you drink that all the ti-*hic*-time?"

I was irked by the fact that I couldn't manage to tell him to shut up and quit being such a stereotypical action hero.

"I did NOT enjoy it. Next time you do that I'm sticking an icicle in your ear."

[Carn]

(Carn) looks confusingly from Koali to his flask "How do you NOT like this stuff?'

(Alexi) drinks from his flask, then belches "Some people have to sense of quality."

[Koali]

"It's probably one of the few things on this mortal coil that can kill me!"