The Global Private Eyes HQ

[Koali]

(Koali): "He's said a bit, but not everything."

[Carn]

Another man, this one in his early 20s, with red hair, a lipstick smudge on his face, and smelling of perfume stumbles in.

(Alexi) goes over and whacks the man in the back of the head "SHIM! Quite going to those places! You don't want to catch what most of those girls have!"

(Shim) grins with the stupidly pleased, then takes a swig from his flask, again a highly potent mixture "I'm here ain't I Alexi? What does it matter if I enjoy myself a little first?"

(Alexi) "Why you little,"

(Carn) "Cool it you two, you can have your usual spat after the mission."

(Shim) "What IS this mission exactly?"

(Carn) "Some thieves are trying to access the Lord's Leap Vault. And I think Cheshire is working with them."

(Alexi) "The flaking,"

(Shim) "Hell! I never trusted her Carn. No trustworthy woman has lipstick that sticky!"

(Carn) "Well you would know all about lipstick Shim."

[Koali]

(Izzat a reference to that PM?)

(Koali): "Whatever. I'll go pack up some supplies."

[Carn]

(Carn Alexi and Shim) "DON'T FORGET THE BOOZE!"

(Alexi) "Well it has been awhile since all of us were in the same place."

(Shim) "Very true."

(Carn) "They don't stand a chance against our order."

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac) as carn talked to his pals he started making the explosives...one false move and boom...."steady now isaac ol boy....steady." holding a flask containing literal death." There...done....alright carn all done." The bomb had a wind up mechanism to 30 seconds and was spherhical in shape. " this should blow up that wall...we might wanna be a couple feet away though...."

All of a sudden a mobula docks. A strange man with a mask over his mouth started walking up to the door of the hq. "Ah that must be him."

The man walks through the door. He waves to isaac.

(Isaac) does sign language to his friend. SIGN:"Sup Cole been a long time."

(Cole) gives spades a thumbs up.

(Isaac) talks to carn "this is cole. Hes one of the top pilots for the fjord baronies airforce. Hes mute however.

(Cole) waves hi to carn

(Isaac) SIGNS: "so is the mobula ready to go?"

(Cole) Thumbs up

(Isaac)"great we'll be getting Ready soon"

[Carn]

(Carn) "........I don't know sign language. And when did we agree on a mubula? I believe the plan was to TACTICALLY blow the wall, introducing them to the business end of two heavy flaks and a hades, courtesy of my galleon." see the bomb "Dude, TACTICAL explosives!" rummages in his desk pulling out a block of plastic explosives "LIKE THIS! Easy to make, and easy to use. Slap a couple of these on the wall, hook up the detonator, some primer cord, move back a bit, then detonate. We want them ALIVE, and the contents of the building UNHARMED. You blow that thing, and there's a good chance that the jewels will be damaged. Which will mean we don't get paid!"

(Alexi) "NOBODY IS CURIOUS ABOUT WHO WE ARE?!"

(Come on guys, throw Alexi a bone. He's an old man who enjoys telling stories.)

[Koali]

*Throws a literal chicken bone at Alexi's head.*

"Either shut up or start talking."

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac) one: if things get hairy we use the mobula as backup. Two:I built this bomb for 3 hours..... I caculated trajectory, dome of influence, velocity and I added a adorable sound when it blows up...."

[Carn]

(Carn) "YOU DON'T KNOW THE BUILDING!"

(Alexi) Picks up the chicken bone, and begins gnawing the remaining meat off of it, while in between bites telling his tale. "We are The Order of Drunken Badasses. Throughout human histroy, in every generation, there has been at least one Drunken Badass. Our abilities, are that we are always in prime physical condition, and can always fight. Case in point," pulls out a veritable hand canon "We never run out of ammo. We also never run out of our own special booze." Alexi, Carn, and Shim all show their flasks and take a swig.

(Shim) "But we still like other booze too." eyes the bottle of whiskey on a nearby table

(Alexi) "In any event, one of us is a handful, all three of us,"

(Shim) "Mayhem at its finest." grabs the whiskey and takes a swig "Meh, not very strong, but it tastes okay." keeps drinking

[Megabear]

(Sectoidor) "This isn't my planet".

[aceofeagles]

(isaac) stares at the sectoidor.........."who the *%*$& are you?"

[Koali]

"Dang right this ain't your planet!"

Koali stomped his way to the Martian and lifted him up off the ground.

"And I'd advise you to smarten up and stick to what we know before I send you home."

[Carn]

(Carn Alex and Shim) look from their flaks, to the new......thing, and then at each other

(Shim) "Are we THAT drunk already?"

(Carn) sniffs his brew "Not unless someone spiked our flasks."

The three drunks began a ridiculous debate on booze, hallucinogenics, philosophy, and what the perfect woman looks like. Well, that last bit was mostly Shim.

[Koali]

"What the perfect woman looks like?!"

Koali opted for a mechanical facepalm.

[Carn]

(Shim) "Well you see she-"

(Alexi) Slaps Shim in the back of the head hard enough, that it creates an echo. "GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"

(Shim) sulks in the corner drinking from his flask

(Carn) "He can never think with his brain. Not entirely." looks to Koali "I suggest you don't encourage him. Otherwise, you'll be wishing you could erase your memories." gets a haunted look as he recalls Shims "Opinions" on the perfect woman