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Offline MightyKeb

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2015, 09:17:37 am »
77. Thou shalt not mallet thy ship's components unless they have take sufficient damage to warrant such an action.

I almost thought you were implying that you shouldnt ever repair the ship's components when ThyWillBeDone is on the helm. In which case,


78.) Thy shall not ever mallet ThyWillBeDone's ship.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2015, 09:18:53 am »
77. Thou shalt not mallet thy ship's components unless they have take sufficient damage to warrant such an action.

I almost thought you were implying that you shouldnt ever repair the ship's components when ThyWillBeDone is on the helm. In which case,


78.) Thy shall not ever mallet ThyWillBeDone's ship.

*shalt

79. Thou shalt not load Lochnagar shot into the Whirlwind.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2015, 02:35:06 pm »
80.) Thou shalt not wipe the poopdeck without captains permission.  ;)

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2015, 02:49:00 pm »
81.) If thou must relieve thyself over the railing, though must do so downwind

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2015, 06:02:03 am »
82.) Thou shalt necro the Tenets.
83.) Thou shalt not call the pyramidion a glass cannon. Glass is far more durable.
84.) Thou shalt not sink a pyramidion with a blink of your eye.
85.) Thou shalt not mallet to hard on a pyramidion, lest it sinks.
86.) Thou shalt not make phallic references about the spire.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2015, 06:05:30 am »
87.) Thou shalt not call your pyramidion: ochroma pyramidale. The joke is really technical and really lame. And I'm naming my pyramidion that.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2015, 06:12:22 am by Indreams »

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2015, 06:06:52 am »
88.) Thou shalt check on snowman in Mobula's chimney before battle

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2015, 06:28:24 am »
89.) Thou shalt scream at thy crews gunner, when he leaves the pyramidion top deck.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2015, 09:37:33 am »
90. Thy shall scream at a Goldfish's gunner if he leaves the front gun (You know who you are)
91. Thy shall scream at engineers camping the gunner's gun

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2015, 10:31:38 am »
92. Thou shalt mallet 'chieve whores.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2015, 11:09:49 am »
93. But thou shalt help the occasional crewmate who wishes to take care of an annoying achievement

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2015, 11:26:55 am »
94.) Thou shalt celebrate the achievement of watching Queso moved a thread to the holy lands - thy Pittus.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2015, 11:28:12 am »
95. Thy shall observe tenet 94. and double thy glee and celebratory manner thus.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2015, 08:44:23 pm »
96.thou shalt not use, mention in positive manner, or have on hand, the forbidden substance of moonshine unless thy wish to trigger the PTSD rage of one callsignstriker and in doing so shatter tenet 25.

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Re: Tenets of Engineers on Airships.
« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2015, 02:02:39 pm »
97) Thou shalt ignore tenet 96 and pour moonshine into the engines of all thy ships.