Tenets of Engineers on Airships
(TEA)
1.) Thou shalt bring extinguisher and chem spray.
2.) Thou shalt bring a spy glass.
3.) Thou shalt not bring a range finder.
4.) Thou shalt not bring a range finder.
5.) Thou shalt not bring lochnagar, excepting that lochnagar is part of the strategy.
6.) Thou first priority will be a broken hull.
7.) Thou second priority will be a broken balloon.
8.) Thou third priority will be the broken engines.
9.) Thou priority will be overruled by the captain.
10.) Thou shalt not rebuild with a mallet.
11.) Thou shalt not bring a monkey wrench with a spanner.
12.) Thou shalt not bring a monkey wrench with a mallet.
13.) Thou shalt learn how to chem spray.
14.) Thou shalt not chem spray a component twice in a row.
15.) Thou shalt buff the engines.
16.) Thou shalt not buff Squid's hull, excepting that the captain asks for it.
17.) Thou shalt not complain about crewing a Squid.
18.) Thou can complain about crewing a Mobula (that's acceptable)
19.) Thou shalt not ask to drive closer so "you can hit them with your sword".
20.) Thou shalt help the gunner to rebuild a heavy weapon.
21.) Thou shalt not hoot at the captain's behind (unless it is hoot-worthy).
22.) Thou shalt not bring moonshine.
23.) Thou shalt not get drunk on moonshine.
24.) Thou can complain about moonshine.
25.) Thou shalt not complain about moonshine if thou are Callsign Stiker.
26.) Thou shalt not bludgeon the captain over the use of moonshine.
27.) Thou shalt not bludgeon the gunner over the use of lochnagar.
28.) Thou shalt keep the Tenets coming.