Tenets of Engineers on Airships.

[Tanya Phenole]

56.) Thou shalt spanner-mallet. Mallet-spanner is heresy.
57.) Thou shalt mallet-spanner. Spanner-mallet is heresy.

Objection. I use custom binds and I'm getting pissed when Q is suddenly not a chemspray because some captain follows spanner-mallet order in suggested loadouts

[Lanliss]

Fixing the count

61)thou shalt place repairs over shooting at thine enemy.EDIT: Unless thy captain tell thee otherwise.

[Tanya Phenole]

6.) Thou first priority will be a broken hull.

And rub the hull on ground to death if baloon broken.

[Tanya Phenole]

61)thou shalt place repairs over shooting at thine enemy.

Right. Let's lower the ship's DPS output on important moment and get killed.

[Carn]

Fixing the count

61)thou shalt place repairs over shooting at thine enemy.

already did that one

[Lanliss]

61)thou shalt place repairs over shooting at thine enemy.

Right. Let's lower the ship's DPS output on important moment and get killed.

There, fixed it.

[Indreams]

Well, I meant this to be half-comedy, half-tip sort of thread.
Somethings are being taken a little too seriously, it seems.
So here are some comical ones.

62.) Thou shalt not question the numbering system of TEA. 
63.) However thou shalt still strive for some sense of numeric order.
64.) Thou shalt not compare your engineering with that of "da orks"
65.) Thou art not a mekboy or a tech priest. Thou may not attempt to engineer on your fellow crew members.
66.) Thou shalt not insult Gilder's Squid, lest he challenges you to pre-1.2 Squid duel.
67.) Thou shalt be careful with the Zuka Sauce.


By the way, I have a bad sense of humor.

[Indreams]

68.) Thou shalt not put itching powder in Hwacha missiles (that's a war crime!)

[MightyKeb]

69.) Thou shalt not be illusioned by the thought that Dusthopper male suit is actually worth a darn (even bigger war crime!)

[Indreams]

70.) Thou shalt not unscrew the engines.
71.) Thou shalt not unscrew the guns and reposition them.
72.) Thou shalt whack things with your tools, never screw or unscrew with your tools.

[David Dire]

73.)Thou Shalt Not pilot a Banshee Mobula unless thou is a Cake

[Indreams]

74.) Thou shalt not pilot. Period. Thou art an engineer.

*We need a thread for piloting creeds maybe?*

[David Dire]

75.) Thou shalt not doubt Cake Engineer's abilities to bring Kerosene, Claw and Tar with three engineering tools

[MightyKeb]

75.) Thou shalt not doubt Cake Engineer's abilities to bring Kerosene, Claw and Tar with three engineering tools

76.) Thou shalt not come to the conclusion that this means shared pilot tools between each engi, because it actually is

[ShadedExalt]

77. Thou shalt not mallet thy ship's components unless they have take sufficient damage to warrant such an action.