Silly Ideas That Would Break the Game

[N-Sunderland]

Doubling the lumberjack's projectile speed!
_{Ok... Maybe it wasn't doubled... But it certainly got a massive increase.}
I mean, really. That'd be pretty scary.

Far more of an overall nerf than anything else!

I know! Especially on Canyons and other close range maps. But still, you'd be getting merc-range lumberjacking on Fjords and Dunes. On the plus side, that'd make sniping matches so much quicker.

[N-Sunderland]

What if every instance of the word "flak" in-game was replaced with the original German term from which it was derived, "Flugzeugabwehrkanone"?

Just imagine the poor captains... Instead of shouting "fire flak"...

[naufrago]

....there are so many syllables, i pronounce it differently every time.

[N-Sunderland]

I think I've figured out how to pronounce it.

[Keon]

Hence, "Rasbequacgab", the shortened version. And yes, I'm shouting that forever after now. (Get it? Rasberries? No? Ducks say rasberries to mean "Enemy Hull Armor Down. How dare you not know our culture. For you barbarians, we can just keep saying "theenemyhulldownfiretheflakflackfireitnownownonotnowthisnowyouneedtofireitwhenIsayrrgghhhhaahhfrigfrigwe'regonnadiegabwehrkanone)

[Sgt. Spoon]

Silly englishmen, flugzeugabwehrkanone isn't that hard to pronounce

[Piemanlives]

Hence, "Rasbequacgab", the shortened version. And yes, I'm shouting that forever after now. (Get it? Rasberries? No? Ducks say rasberries to mean "Enemy Hull Armor Down. How dare you not know our culture. For you barbarians, we can just keep saying "theenemyhulldownfiretheflakflackfireitnownownonotnowthisnowyouneedtofireitwhenIsayrrgghhhhaahhfrigfrigwe'regonnadiegabwehrkanone)

Oh keon that was wonderful.

[Mill Wilkinson]

Silly englishmen, flugzeugabwehrkanone isn't that hard to pronounce

Spoon speaks the truth, although that does beat "Ilmatorjuntakanuuna". xD

[N-Sunderland]

Silly englishmen, flugzeugabwehrkanone isn't that hard to pronounce

It really isn't once you figure out where the syllables start and end.

[Sgt. Spoon]

Silly englishmen, flugzeugabwehrkanone isn't that hard to pronounce

Spoon speaks the truth, although that does beat "Ilmatorjuntakanuuna". xD

Yeah if something is hard to understand it's bloody finnish.

"Luftvärnskanon" is probably easier than both of them though.

[N-Sunderland]

You know what's even easier to pronounce? "Anti-Aircraft Gun"

[Sgt. Spoon]

You know what's even easier to pronounce? "Anti-Aircraft Gun"

the what now

Äntaj-Äärkraft gann
(That's how'd you say that in the swedish alphabet... Probably)

[Gambrill]

How about a gun that:

Fires as fast as the gattling..
Ammo clip as large as the flamethrower..
Range of Mercury..
and the rounds that act like a banshee?

could nerf it so it has a 1 sec reload time and auto buffs ever 2nd reload

[Parkourwalrus]

to ressurect this thread before its glory fades: give the squid heavy guns in alll its slots.  :3

[HamsterIV]

Give the squid three forward facing light guns. Even with the merc nerf, think what three of them could do on an approaching enemy ship at mid range. No guns no engines and the hull breaking every 8 seconds.