Silly Ideas That Would Break the Game

[Charon]

Where's Awkm? Let's see if we can get Awkm in here to tell us what would actually, no kidding break the hell out of GoIO.

[James T. Kirk]

Removing the jump ability would ruin engineering.

[N-Sunderland]

Engineering on the Squid (and to a lesser extent, the Goldfish) would be essentially impossible.

[Keon]

The enemy team is down.

Like, they spawn below you.

[Letus]

a drop aim, like the Lumberjack, on the Typhon.

[Zenark]

The ability to add a ramming spike to any ship. (Probably wouldn't break the game, but it's a cool idea that I'm sure lots of people would hate.)

[N-Sunderland]

[Zenark]

Now THAT is a Poke.

[James T. Kirk]

Don't drop the moonshine!

[HamsterIV]

The coward's goldfish:
A ship with two side facing light guns and one rear facing medium gun. Comparably speed and maneuverability to a goldfish but is more effective running away from a fight than running towards one. Good for newbie captains who spend half the game flying away from the battle, and advanced captains who want to tar someone while shooting them with a Mantacore.

[Letus]

If talking in regional, team, or crew chat (in game) was like Moonbase Alpha.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Noobcannon/Trollcannon...captain controlled. Load TNT strapped noobs/trolls and fire them at enemy ships. The resulting explosion kills the ship instantly and also kicks the noob/troll out of the game.

[Zenark]

An expandable plank on each ship that allows the captain to throw noob/trolls overboard... Or just to jump off of for fun.

[N-Sunderland]

Doubling the lumberjack's projectile speed!
_{Ok... Maybe it wasn't doubled... But it certainly got a massive increase.}
I mean, really. That'd be pretty scary.

[Veyka]

Doubling the lumberjack's projectile speed!
_{Ok... Maybe it wasn't doubled... But it certainly got a massive increase.}
I mean, really. That'd be pretty scary.

Far more of an overall nerf than anything else!