The GoIO Parody Song Thread

[GreyTea]

"Lose Yourself" parody a song by me and reth a few weeks ago drunk so glad this came up get ready haha no hate 1st verse

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To capture the point that you wanted. for one more minute
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, Engines weak, Guns are heavy
Buff my engines already, come on get ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop balloons,
But he keeps on forgetting what to call out,
The whole crew goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blue!

Snap back to Lobby, Oh there goes a captain
Oh, there goes another, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up thatEasy,
no He won't have it,
he knows his spire build works,so It don't matter,
 he's pro he knows When he goes out of the game,
that's when it'sBack to the forums and builds,
yo This was a catastrophe
He better go capture this point and hope it doesn't get capped again

You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The flakfish, you know it, you better never let it Loch (loch loch)
You only get one shot, do not miss your arc to glock
This loadout comes once in a patch, yo
You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The Meta-pyra, you hate, you better never let it cap (cap cap)
You only get one squid, you'd better do a lap
This opportunity may be the only one you got, yo

His health's escaping, through this hull that is gaping
The World is mine for the cappin', make me pilot
As we Moonshine toward a new build order, a normal ship is boring
But closerange's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, mortar grows shortar

He 'splodes. It's “GG” all over, these trolls is all on him
crew to crew callings, he's known as the Newb-fodder, single cews
Clans only knows he's grown farther from good, there's no plans
He logs off and barely knows his own food

But hold your guns cuz here goes the cold hwacha
These engi's repairs him no more, such bad dodgah
They jump over to the next ship who flies
He Chute-rammed and killed nada, so the hard ground is cold, ship unfolds
I suppose it's dead now but'a, yeah the ship goes on
Zoooohhhhh!

No more games, I'ma change The build so you dont rage
Tear dunes and canyon up in a moonshine daze
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been trolled on and sniped out and booed off Helm
But I kept Flying and stepped right into the next Lobby
Best believe somebody's playing all night again
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get into a 2v2 on ambush again
And I can't provide the right type of ammo for my gunners
Cause man, these goddamn Trollers don't listen
And it's no game for me, there's no Mistaking, this is my life
And these games are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying not to feed and Get into the lead, plus
Catching the eye of a clan again,
Another day of monotony
This Builds gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up with no balloon and shot
Success is my only Captain option, failure's not
Crew, I love you, but this Galleons got to go
I cannot Slow down and risk the point
So here I go it's my shot.
Squid, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

[zlater75@hotmail.com]

U2 - Beautiful Day

Cover: GOIO - Beautiful Whale

The ship is on hunt
Shoot up through the stormy cloud
There's no stunt
No special move up or down

You're out of lard
And the reason that you had to bear
The mission is hard
And of that you're well aware

You thought you'd loose your mind
When they told of this prey
Something you could never find
In flight of a day

It's a beautiful whale
Skywhale, you want it
It's a beautiful whale
Don't miss you must hit

You're on the way
But you've got no destination
You're going to stay
If amazed of its abomnation

You're lovin' this ship
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you

It's a beautiful whale
Don't miss you must hit
It's a beautiful whale

Help me
Fly me to its breeding ground
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

Seen the clouds in white and green
Seen the flares right ahead of you
Seen the canyons broken by cloud
Seen the merc fleet clearing the sky out
Seen the Harpoon firing at night
Seen the wastelands at first light
And seen a duck with a bread in its bill
After the blood from the fights at night

It was a beautiful whale
Don't let it get away
Beautiful whale

Help me
Fly me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

What you don't hunt you don't need to now
What you don't know you believe in somehow
What you don't hunt you don't need to now
Don't need to now
Was a beautiful whale

[Dresdom]

My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
I swear it, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.

I know your want it,
the hits that wreck you,
what the capts are crazy for.
They lose their hulls
the way he shoots.
(I think it's time)

La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2

My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.

I can see you're on it.
You want him to miss thee
but he doesn't need Lesmoke.
You have a spot.
You won't keep afloat.
Flee if your're smart.

La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2

My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.

[Swallox]

My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
I swear it, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.

I know your want it,
the hits that wreck you,
what the capts are crazy for.
They lose their hulls
the way he shoots.
(I think it's time)

La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2

My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.

I can see you're on it.
You want him to miss thee
but he doesn't need Lesmoke.
You have a spot.
You won't keep afloat.
Flee if your're smart.

La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2

My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.

Record this.

[Dresdom]

I thought quick join would be fun
I saw you were level one
I choosed to be on the gun
and now you're in my helm

It took a while to depart
had a bad feel in my heart
clicking quick join wasn't smart
but now you're in my helm

You went full-throttle
we ended in the water
cold fjord, winds of slaughter
where you think you're going captain?

Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe

You're not the best one
to be honest
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe

Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe

And meanwhile our allies
are fleeing, waiting
for you, my captain
to deploy maybe

You took your time with the spawn
and now the game must go on
looks like the danger is gone
but still, you're in my helm

I try to borrow your seat
hoping to avoid a defeat
you seem to not have a mic
and you don't leave the helm

You went full-throttle
once more in the water
cold fjord, winds of slaughter
where you think you're going captain?

Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe

You're not the best one
to be honest
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe

Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe

And meanwhile our allies
are fleeing, waiting
for you, my captain
to deploy maybe

[Dresdom]

I'm loving this game.

We were flying on a Goldfish
when we got into a cloud
This thing is too thick to see
suddenly I'm ramming a Galleon

Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.

Unbelievable, we survived
could I push a little more?
All or nothing, and it thrived
so we rammed a Galleon.

Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.

("You gotta be kidding, did it really went down? Wow man that was a hella lucky shot. I'd better not to try it again but, darn, it was awesome")

Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.

Wow Yeah

Based on real events

[Caylin]

thought I'd revive this with:

Sonata Arctica - Kingdome for a Heart (Crewmen for a Hull)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGz1f0mngsQ

What the hell are you standing there for, expecting
me to help you, when my hull's been pierced
Waiting my saviour, my gatlings are failing me, there's
no room for crew, I can't breathe, I would give my crewmen
for one more hull

I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull

What the hell am I waiting here for, expecting you to
come and give away your life
Just for a moment of my time, have a hole where I
should have a hull, I'm made of steel, I'm falling
apart, I would give my crewmen for one more hull.

I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull...

Now I know I will never beat you, I'm (a) man without
a hull, I'm not allowed to fly carronade galleons
I'm king of the sky, I'm a ruler of clouds, I'd give it
away in a moment. If I only had one moment

I'd give - crewmen
I'd give my crewmen
I'd give - my first-mate to just one more hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull