Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.
Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
I said that? And I didn't have a witty remark to give back to you?! You must have caught me on one of my off days. How terrible.
He-heeee...
Yes you did.
After the match. I was flying full flamer pyra, but we lost. Enemy junker is now our ally. First words on team voice chat:
Junker_Captain: This flame wagon - it's dangerous. I won't be lying - IT'S SCARY. ( #justnoobcrewsthings, khem khem )
During the mentioned match. I decided I'll be piloting with female version of avatar. Some quotes:
Me: [hit the rock after super-failed ramming] Sorry lads, I'm a woman - I can't drive.
Me: [ThePreach is again getting in front of me while I'm on helm] Stop looking at my tits, pervert.
Now I'll sit here, awaiting for feminazists or anyone to accuse me of mysoginistic jokes and ironically bask me in flames I DON'T CARE.