Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 1207777 times)

Offline Ightrril

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #855 on: December 27, 2014, 11:42:40 pm »
My captain during a normal match: "Light 'em up, Santa!"

(I was wearing Christmas-themed stuff)

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #856 on: December 28, 2014, 05:28:43 am »
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.

Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #857 on: December 29, 2014, 06:17:08 am »
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.

Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

I said that? And I didn't have a witty remark to give back to you?! You must have caught me on one of my off days. How terrible.
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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #858 on: December 29, 2014, 06:36:18 am »
Me: Hah, right. I'm coughing blood.

Josie: ["...the hell?" tone of voice] ...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

I said that? And I didn't have a witty remark to give back to you?! You must have caught me on one of my off days. How terrible.

He-heeee...
Yes you did.

After the match. I was flying full flamer pyra, but we lost. Enemy junker is now our ally. First words on team voice chat:
Junker_Captain: This flame wagon - it's dangerous. I won't be lying - IT'S SCARY. ( #justnoobcrewsthings, khem khem )

During the mentioned match. I decided I'll be piloting with female version of avatar. Some quotes:
Me: [hit the rock after super-failed ramming] Sorry lads, I'm a woman - I can't drive.
Me: [ThePreach is again getting in front of me while I'm on helm] Stop looking at my tits, pervert.

Now I'll sit here, awaiting for feminazists or anyone to accuse me of mysoginistic jokes and ironically bask me in flames I DON'T CARE.
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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #859 on: December 29, 2014, 04:42:30 pm »
Sorry for double posting but I couldn't edit previous post.

DerProNoob: [after being baked into a tasty spire cake (no pun intended)] We need some teawork.
alkomaster: That's so british.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #860 on: December 29, 2014, 05:05:04 pm »
It's like a fax machine from hell~ Deltajugg

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #861 on: December 29, 2014, 05:48:01 pm »
If someone could edit the above to ~Extirminator. And then delete this post. That'd be great.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #862 on: December 29, 2014, 10:19:38 pm »
Nahhhh!!!

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #863 on: December 29, 2014, 10:45:13 pm »
Captain: "Remember everyone, the enemy team has ebola, shoot them down before they get to us and you will be fine"
Me: "But cap.."
Captain: "SILENCE YOU PENNILESS WHORE"
Random Engineer: "Whatever tickles your peach..."

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #864 on: December 30, 2014, 02:56:12 am »
Captain: "Remember everyone, the enemy team has ebola, shoot them down before they get to us and you will be fine"
Me: "But cap.."
Captain: "SILENCE YOU PENNILESS WHORE"
Random Engineer: "Whatever tickles your peach..."

Have my salute.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #865 on: December 30, 2014, 01:42:05 pm »

Thank you <3

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #866 on: December 30, 2014, 09:45:38 pm »
*On a 3 v 3 with a noob pilot and I'm an engie. One of our teammates ships fully ragequit. We are losing.

some20ishpilot: gg one our ships quit
Me: Oh don't be such a pansy it's only jacob
other team: yeah don't be a pussy.
some20ishpilot: F U 2 v 3. This isn't fair.

*Me and my noob pilot (via listening to my instructions) turns it around. Once he realised how low skill you need to be, to be an effective gat flak pyra pilot. You just point guns and watch things die. Dun even have to be close. Just face their direction. Against an all brawler team, they didn't really stand a chance while being tied up by 20ish meta pyra pilot and crew. He kept dying but the kill rate was more than his death rate.

me: see? don't be such a pansy.
some20ishpilot:gg  I was a pansy.
me: yeah. It's only jacob.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2014, 09:49:23 pm by Ceresbane »

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #867 on: January 02, 2015, 01:55:31 pm »
HaZ_MiDNighT: "I hate when I misplace mines..."

Ightrril: "They are not misplaced, they are strategically placed for future engagements."

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #868 on: January 02, 2015, 10:16:16 pm »
I am Daniel ~ zxx-daniel-xxz

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #869 on: January 02, 2015, 10:32:41 pm »
I am Daniel ~ zxx-daniel-xxz
You missed the next part

"Shut up, Replaceable" - The real Daniel