Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[GeoRmr]

It's not wind powered, so you can't sail it.

Technical term for the balloon of an airship is sail, and airships of the past would "set sail".

Also its interesting to note that all Naval warships (and submarines) are "sailed" despite being powered by engines.

[sparklerfish]

"God damn these wiggly lollipop ships."

BADFOOT on a spire

[Alistair MacBain]

oracle: slowmo is how the ships would actually move
alistair (me): so you mean slowmo is when the game remembers that theres physics

[Skrimskraw]

"karanada" - xemko

Russian for carronade

[Lydia Litvyak]

Lueosi: Okay, we kill the spire...and then, we kill the spire.
Extirminator: And after that, do we kill the spire, or the squid?
Lueosi: Hmm...the spire.

FredTheFifth: ldyia
Lydia Litvyak: ferd

[we are trying to get tomdrifmach to join our ship]
Lydia Litvyak: hi tom!
Lydia Litvyak: come engineer with us!
D.lo-res: Hello tom!!!!
Extirminator: they are girls
Extirminator: *hinthint**nudgenudge*

Lydia Litvyak:
D.lo-res: oh my god I want them
Mysterious_Medic: I don't know, those look pretty crumby
Lydia Litvyak: they don't have heels
Mysterious_Medic: they're like...slippers. loafers.
D.lo-res: I hate you all

[Aayra]

JetPackStapler: look at your ally
JetPackStapler: now back to me
JetPackStapler: now back at your ally


FredTheFifth: I´ll buff you
FredTheFifth: I´ll buff you so hard


Lueosi: AAYRA
Aayra: WHAT
Lueosi: JOIN
Lueosi: THANKS
Hillerton: WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT
Lueosi: SHUT UP


Skrimskraw: hey I see you like water too Lueosi, wanna go on a date?
Lueosi: screw you Skrim


GeoRmr: Daniel I am scared, hold me


Dementio: start hitting on me, Thomas!


FredTheFifth: how was Planetside?
Deltajugg: it was fun. I was playing with Hill and Llamas, but not directly with them. We were in the same area but not helping each other in a fight
Aayra: that´s so ryder


Skrimskraw: I will destroy Ayetach and claim his virginity as my prize



Dementio: spray me Thomas! SPRAY ME!!!


*Extirminator having problems with connection, crashing constantly. Loading screen.*
Extirminator: we are gonna start in 14 seconds.
Dementio: you are gonna crash in 14 seconds!



Extirminator: cats always fall on their feet.
Dementio: mobulas always fall on their balloon.


Lueosi: Dolly is always a main engineer. Know your clan! DO YOU EVEN CLAN, BRO?!

[Tanya Phenole]

Skrimskraw: hey I see you like water too Lueosi, wanna go on a date?
Lueosi: screw you Skrim

I am surprised. Lue is usually not minding boys. If you remember Nicolas...

[Queu Fox P.]

"Now... Don't kill it"

[Lydia Litvyak]

I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim

[Tanya Phenole]

I get the feeling we need to start protecting ryder boys from skrim

Please, don't, he may recall about Oracle and start seducing him again.

[Replaceable]

"The Danielophile spraying his fiery love all over The great VGS."

-Fourth Oracle Iron fork #43

(Danielophile piloted by melon, The great VGS piloted by Daniel)

[Lydia Litvyak]

Lueosi: "RAM KILLLL *plane noises*"

Lydia Litvyak: oシ
B'Elanna: is that a stickman drinking?
Lydia Litvyak: no.... it is waving
TyberiousTheThird: is that a stick man stabbing a self centered polar bear?
TyberiousTheThird: oh
TyberiousTheThird: okay

Lueosi: Dementio the pyramidion is going for you can you spot
Dementio: no, I am fine
Lueosi: please spot
Dementio: I DON'T NEED SUPPORT
Deltajugg: this is so ryder

Lydia Litvyak: some guy I don't know invited me to a party with just him in it and asked me on a date
Lueosi: I WILL KILL HIM
Lueosi: MUST
Lueosi: KILL
Lueosi: MUST
Lueosi: KILL

FredTheFifth: Aayra, get back here!
Aayra: nooo, I'm hungry!
FredTheFifth: get back here!
Aayra: I'm hungry!
Deltajugg: I'm Polish!

Dementio: [rams allied galleon] WE ARE THE PROTECTORS
Dementio: PROTECTING

Lydia: hi lue
- Lydia is now muted and deafened.
Lueosi: hi Lydia
- Lueosi is now muted and deafened.

[Celti]

In the WOD TeamSpeak:

(Works best if read to the tune of Do you want to build a snowman)

Do you want to find a wizard?
It doesn't have to be a time wizard!
We used to beat them up but now we don't!
WE LOST OUR PEANUT BUTTER SOCK!!!!!
We use to mount inquisitions, but now we don't, I WISH YOU WOULD GET THE SOOOCK!!!!!
Do you want to find a wizard?
It doesn't have to be a time wizard...
ok, bye

Do you want to find a wizard?
Or beat them with a sock!
I think some beatings are overdue!
I've started beating up wizards on my own!
-Hang in there Felkin-
It gets a little hard
I have weak arms...
Just watching the socks hit hard!!!! WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP

Redmaw, please, I know you're ready
Time Wizards have been acting up
They say to ignore the lag, I'm trying too
Ive got the socks for you
We need to find Felkinnnnn
We only have each other
Its just you and me
What are we gonna doooo?
Do you want to assault a wizard?

-by FloatyBoat

[Spud Nick]

[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheep

[Riggatto]

[TOMB] Ladyjane: congrats. Minespam is cheep

It's hilarious when people claim mines are OP, then we ask them to try it out, and they fail to hit a single mine.