Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 80452 times)

Offline Aethelfrith

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1200 on: February 19, 2017, 02:13:52 pm »
(Me, after missing every single shot for a few minutes)

"THOSE WERE WARNING SHOTS. PLEASE ADVISE. THE ACTUAL HITS WILL NOW COMMENCE"

(Continues to miss)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE NOW BEEN CALIBRATED. PREPARE TO BE SHELLED"

(Still misses)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE FOUND THEIR MARK. YOU SHALL FACE WITHERING FIRE!"

(Our level 2 captain pipes up after a solid five minutes without a single hit)

"Actually, he's just a bloody awful shot. Carry on with your victory."

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1201 on: February 21, 2017, 10:54:22 am »
Me as cap on a king of the flayed hills match.

"OH that carrospire scared me!"

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1202 on: February 21, 2017, 09:48:58 pm »
"All animals that use shampoo are marsupials by definition."

- Delorum

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1203 on: February 22, 2017, 11:13:41 am »
Ah, the turtles and shampoo ^^^ :P

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1204 on: March 10, 2017, 03:49:59 pm »
we have uncovered the secret of flak mk. 2

it shoots concentrated nostalgia

- Raging Geek

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1205 on: March 18, 2017, 12:57:40 pm »
On a ship with a turbo noob who was trusted to be the gungineer and was not even trying, just before being destroyed:

Me: ''I should have been the gungineer''

Enemy captain: ''Are those your last words?''

Me: ''Yes''

And we got destroyed few seconds after I said it.