Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 91111 times)

Offline Aethelfrith

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1200 on: February 19, 2017, 02:13:52 pm »
(Me, after missing every single shot for a few minutes)

"THOSE WERE WARNING SHOTS. PLEASE ADVISE. THE ACTUAL HITS WILL NOW COMMENCE"

(Continues to miss)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE NOW BEEN CALIBRATED. PREPARE TO BE SHELLED"

(Still misses)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE FOUND THEIR MARK. YOU SHALL FACE WITHERING FIRE!"

(Our level 2 captain pipes up after a solid five minutes without a single hit)

"Actually, he's just a bloody awful shot. Carry on with your victory."

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1201 on: February 21, 2017, 10:54:22 am »
Me as cap on a king of the flayed hills match.

"OH that carrospire scared me!"

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1202 on: February 21, 2017, 09:48:58 pm »
"All animals that use shampoo are marsupials by definition."

- Delorum

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1203 on: February 22, 2017, 11:13:41 am »
Ah, the turtles and shampoo ^^^ :P

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1204 on: March 10, 2017, 03:49:59 pm »
we have uncovered the secret of flak mk. 2

it shoots concentrated nostalgia

- Raging Geek

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1205 on: March 18, 2017, 12:57:40 pm »
On a ship with a turbo noob who was trusted to be the gungineer and was not even trying, just before being destroyed:

Me: ''I should have been the gungineer''

Enemy captain: ''Are those your last words?''

Me: ''Yes''

And we got destroyed few seconds after I said it.


Offline Aayra

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1206 on: April 01, 2017, 02:14:37 pm »
Jarmen: when do I get a special ability?
Extirminator: WHEN YOU STOP BEING STUPID!!!

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1207 on: April 01, 2017, 05:55:23 pm »

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1208 on: April 14, 2017, 04:49:04 pm »
Sch: Wolf?
Wolf One: Yes?
Sch: Why are you so obsessed with our backdoor?

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1209 on: April 15, 2017, 06:33:13 pm »
Mattilald Anguisad: I think buff hammer now rebuilds things?
Aayra: no, that cant be
Ayetach: what? No that is weird....

*after 4 minutes in match*

Mattilald Anguisad: oh nevermind, it was just Aayra standing behind me, rebuilding stuff all the time

Offline Ebivy

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1210 on: April 17, 2017, 03:18:03 am »
Friend 1: "I unlocked the minefield ability! I wonder if it can kill us."
Friend 2: *flies spire through minefield unscathed*
Me: "I think we flew right through a mine."
Friend 1: "Damn"

3 Minutes later

Friend 2: "Alright lets get this next supply ship and rush back to base!" *uses kero*
Friend 1: *deploys minefield in front of us*
Ship: *TINK* *BOOM*
Friend 1: "YAY"

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1211 on: April 17, 2017, 07:39:01 am »
Praise be to Phobos. May the light of your ally's explosion show you the path to true detonation.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1212 on: April 17, 2017, 12:39:31 pm »
Target is armor stripped, would you kindly murder his face?
...
Thank you.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1213 on: April 19, 2017, 09:37:16 am »
Frostbound: Corsair is super fun
Frostbound: it´s like a galleon, but squid

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1214 on: April 19, 2017, 06:54:15 pm »
(In the middle of a discussion mildly related to Mercury in the Chaos Skirmish Discord)

TinyPixelBlock: Petri and Mercury, sitting in a tree, brea-king-arm-or-ins-tant-ly
TinyPixelBlock: First comes the hull, then goes the captain, then comes a rendezvous with a mountain


EDIT: A later quote, added onto this post to avoid spamming posts

TinyPixelBlock: Well chute, that one really Burst my ego. H'watcha going to do next?
« Last Edit: April 19, 2017, 08:25:57 pm by Guagadu »