Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Baelfire Ender]

*while in a preview match for Alliance with youtubers*

Dev- Bubbles: bosssss
Dev- Bubbles: back up

Ender: WELL CRAP

Ender's ship: *dies*

[HamsterIV]

Not from Guns of Icarus but appropriate:
My job as Captain is to never take you into a situation you can't handle.
Your job as crew is to be so brilliant that there is no situation I can't take you into.

[Hoja Lateralus]

A: [says something]
B: Come again?
A: Don't say "come again", because it has... sexual connotations
B: Oh, okay I guess, I'll try to speak differently
C: Could you ejaculate once more please? I didn't quite catch that.

[Schwalbe]

[during band's rehearsal]

Sch [bassist]: My fucking tendom and wrist hurts, huh
Mef [guitarist]: Bad warm up, what were you expecting? I couldn't get a decent warm up too...
Sch: ...your wife was watching?

[Schwalbe]

Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

[MightyKeb]

Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

You have to learn to swallow that fact.
wink

[Hoja Lateralus]

Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

You have to learn to swallow that fact.
wink

[Spud Nick]

"Destroy the sly motherfucker!"

~Daniel

[Schwalbe]

Sch: Yeah, I gotta get up tomorrow and tidy up a year old dust in my flat.

arsgrabba: Jesus, ok?

Sch: Dude.
Sch: Last time I had fairly free day
Sch: I mean, like, doing fuck all with no remorse and no pressure?
Sch: Something around beginning of the November
Sch: I finished this academic year on Wednesday
Sch: So, yeah, I didn't have fucking time to tidy up the dust regularly...

arsgrabba: Sounds like you need a woman Schwalbe.

Sch:

 

[Schwalbe]

Sch: But... why did you have to have that test?

Lord Rho Of Sealand: Oh you know, I'm doing a minor.

Sch & co: HAHAHAHAHA

Rho: ...shit. I meant getting a minor degree. -  _-

[Schwalbe]

Mashigan: I swear to God, this build [front and back artemis, side banshee squid] would never work if we hadn't two gunners.

[Aayra]

MightyKeb: that awkward moment when you have too much for 2v2 and not enough for 3v3
MightyKeb: its the lobby definition of being between normal and lesmok mine range


Wolf One: Im sad now
Aayra: crippling deppression like all of us, I assume?
Wolf One: shhhh, dont awaken it
Aayra: it is always there
Aayra: luckily we have memes
Aayra: like gunner class


Mezhu: Im being harassed by this CA, I need another CA to come here


KeijoPertti: this tool order, how do you even manage it?
Kadetti Lola Ellpuu: you abandon match


Frostbound: we are cyber bullies
Frostbound: you would think I am a CA, but Im actually a CB


Aayra: this fucking guy
Aayra: cancelled 100% of my pre-buffs. I prebuff it, he hits it one more time so there is no prebuff ever until the end of times
Frostbound: one of these crewmembers is not like the others


Analus: m´lady
Aayra: *tips fedora*
KapteinKoek: out


Aayra: how long until you are done with the match
Extirminator: 1
Aayra: 1 what
Extirminator: lifetime of despair


Extirminator: *playing Digimon Masters Online*
Aayra: wtf
Aayra: are you playing
Aayra: you failure
Extirminator: AAYRA IM A DIGIMON MASTER

[Schwalbe]

Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
AbbyTheRat: ............
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!
AbbyTheRat: Ok, that went better than I expected.

[Aayra]

Dev Bubbles: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU FLYING CORSAIR AND STORMBREAKER IN PVP???
Dev Bubbles: OMG

[Schwalbe]

[To somewhat balance out the lobby, we ran out the joke build]
[We took Mobula with 5 flamethrowers and I had it called "Varg Vikernes" for obvious reasons]

Hoja Lateralus: Do you want your spire medium rare, or perhaps well done?

Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!