Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Aethelfrith]

(Me, after missing every single shot for a few minutes)

"THOSE WERE WARNING SHOTS. PLEASE ADVISE. THE ACTUAL HITS WILL NOW COMMENCE"

(Continues to miss)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE NOW BEEN CALIBRATED. PREPARE TO BE SHELLED"

(Still misses)

"OUR WEAPONS HAVE FOUND THEIR MARK. YOU SHALL FACE WITHERING FIRE!"

(Our level 2 captain pipes up after a solid five minutes without a single hit)

"Actually, he's just a bloody awful shot. Carry on with your victory."

[SteamBrains]

Me as cap on a king of the flayed hills match.

"OH that carrospire scared me!"

[Aethelfrith]

"All animals that use shampoo are marsupials by definition."

- Delorum

[SteamBrains]

Ah, the turtles and shampoo ^^^

[Richard LeMoon]

we have uncovered the secret of flak mk. 2

it shoots concentrated nostalgia

- Raging Geek

[C r o w]

On a ship with a turbo noob who was trusted to be the gungineer and was not even trying, just before being destroyed:

Me: ''I should have been the gungineer''

Enemy captain: ''Are those your last words?''

Me: ''Yes''

And we got destroyed few seconds after I said it.

[Aayra]

Jarmen: when do I get a special ability?
Extirminator: WHEN YOU STOP BEING STUPID!!!

[Solidusbucket]

[Schwalbe]

Sch: Wolf?
Wolf One: Yes?
Sch: Why are you so obsessed with our backdoor?

[Aayra]

Mattilald Anguisad: I think buff hammer now rebuilds things?
Aayra: no, that cant be
Ayetach: what? No that is weird....

*after 4 minutes in match*

Mattilald Anguisad: oh nevermind, it was just Aayra standing behind me, rebuilding stuff all the time

[Ebivy]

Friend 1: "I unlocked the minefield ability! I wonder if it can kill us."
Friend 2: *flies spire through minefield unscathed*
Me: "I think we flew right through a mine."
Friend 1: "Damn"

3 Minutes later

Friend 2: "Alright lets get this next supply ship and rush back to base!" *uses kero*
Friend 1: *deploys minefield in front of us*
Ship: *TINK* *BOOM*
Friend 1: "YAY"

[Naoura]

Praise be to Phobos. May the light of your ally's explosion show you the path to true detonation.

[HamsterIV]

Target is armor stripped, would you kindly murder his face?
...
Thank you.

[Aayra]

Frostbound: Corsair is super fun
Frostbound: it´s like a galleon, but squid

[Guagadu]

(In the middle of a discussion mildly related to Mercury in the Chaos Skirmish Discord)

TinyPixelBlock: Petri and Mercury, sitting in a tree, brea-king-arm-or-ins-tant-ly
TinyPixelBlock: First comes the hull, then goes the captain, then comes a rendezvous with a mountain


EDIT: A later quote, added onto this post to avoid spamming posts

TinyPixelBlock: Well chute, that one really Burst my ego. H'watcha going to do next?