Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 948773 times)

Offline Ashunera

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1050 on: August 04, 2015, 01:46:28 am »
"We're not crashing, we're having sex with the ground. unfortunately all this grinding against one another has left my ship with awful pelvic chaffing so if you would be so kind as to rebuild the balloon, I think the ship and I would REALLY APPRECIATE IT"

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1051 on: August 07, 2015, 08:25:42 pm »
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1052 on: August 08, 2015, 02:06:22 am »
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel

... I'd love to know the context of that one...

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1053 on: August 08, 2015, 06:55:39 am »
"You're not a CA in the shower"- Daniel

... I'd love to know the context of that one...

Knowing Daniel... I don't think I want to know!!!! XD

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1054 on: September 05, 2015, 10:03:22 pm »
I was going to leave in order to grab some food and Isla didn't want me to:
D: ISLA
D: I'M A MAN
D: I HAVE NEEDS
D: LIKE.... FOOD
I: Oh, thank God...

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1055 on: September 06, 2015, 06:20:39 pm »
Who loaded heatsink into that flamer?
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Oh It's a chemspray ~Princess Tutu, SCS #67

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1056 on: September 06, 2015, 07:04:39 pm »
Tutu is best

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1057 on: September 06, 2015, 07:20:17 pm »
Random player very silent on mic: "Can anyone hear me?"
Random player 2, on mic with lots of fan feedback noise: "Barely your mic sucks!"
Codebreak' "Coming from the guy who's mic sounds like a hoover being deep throated..."

Silence for a few seconds

Random player 2: "How do you know what that sounds like?"
Codebreak: "I conducted some very specific experiments when I were your age!"

Me and Bambiraptor almost died...

Codebreak, so funny through out the lobbies too! :)


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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1058 on: September 07, 2015, 09:56:15 am »
 "And now this Squid needs to run away." - Urz 2015, every SCS I've ever played

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1059 on: September 16, 2015, 05:02:56 pm »
Some lvl 18 guy asked questions about Vet Mode.

1: So, it's a new game mode?
Sch: No, more like an apartheid.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1060 on: September 18, 2015, 08:45:19 am »
Some lvl 18 guy asked questions about Vet Mode.

1: So, it's a new game mode?
Sch: No, more like an apartheid.

i'm sorry but this is not okay, if you're not in favour of that mode i can understand that,
but using a construct that was used by invadors to shame and dehumanise the country's own people based on the colour of their skin has no comparrison to be brought up here.

it's not an unfair seperation, it's to do with skill and time and effort and is completely voulentary.
please just take this crticism and don't try to counter argue why you can say whatever you want because it's the internet.
just try this one time.
thank you.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1061 on: September 18, 2015, 09:03:07 am »
No problem - actually I was surprised no one was offended when I said that in the first place, I... would say 'excel' but this word fits Disaster more... in controversial humour.

To be clear - I know it's not right, just like many things in this fucking world. I try to laugh at it, but honestly - I might not be German, but still I'm efficient and lack sense of humour. ;)

Look at it like this - if you laugh at things like that it's good, because this way you make things like that look retarded, hence - if done right (I don't claim I do this right) - discourage others from copying this shitty behaviour.
And if you feel offended, triggered, anything - still good, shit like that must be opposed this way or another.

Those two paragraphs are general explanation as to "why", not about this particular situation. I just wanted it to be clear, I don't feel like triggering another shitstorm, ok? I have better things to do, like: practicing for my new band's rehearsal, or preparing the lesson of computer science for kiddos in high school I graduated from.

Also, I do know and understand what Veteran Mode is, and God, I'm so thankful for having opportunity to play with people who are most likely to know how to play when I'm to tired to cope with newbies.


Edit/PS: Thank you for not acting like an ass-hat and attempt to resolve things in civil and intelligent way.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1062 on: September 18, 2015, 11:58:34 am »
I actually thought the apartheid joke was pretty funny.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1063 on: September 23, 2015, 05:31:53 pm »
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1064 on: September 24, 2015, 09:55:05 am »
"Engines sound like diseased helicopters now." -VomAct

The only reason people complain, is because no one is flying a Junker, but every ship sounds like a Junker! Lol