Author Topic: Red Button Consequences  (Read 147176 times)

Offline Indreams

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #135 on: December 11, 2014, 08:54:31 am »
You get roasted cantaloupe.

(I don't know why roasted cantaloupes are a thing)

Having little to no reasons to press the button, Indreams doesn't press it.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #136 on: December 11, 2014, 04:30:46 pm »
Indreams is turned into a unicorn.

*presses the button*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #137 on: December 19, 2014, 12:32:12 pm »
Suddenly a whole gaggle of scientists and children arrive. To Indreams annoyance, being untrained in the art of walking with four legs, he falls over several time trying to get away from the multitude of Little girls and boys trying to stroke his mane. Many a selfie is taken with the Unicorn before Indreams is trapped in a zoo for observation. Knowing that the unicorn is Indreams, Shadak presses the button whilst taking pictures of the mythical unicorn.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #138 on: December 19, 2014, 03:22:46 pm »


Thanks guys. Now, I am dead.

Being corporeal/or a can of unicorn meat, Indreams cannot press the Red Button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2014, 01:32:45 am »
To resolve this issue, the gaggle of schoolkids see you've been canned up and all start to cry. Outraged parents storm the stores and liberate every last can of You they can find. They arrange the cans into a unicorn-esque shape in the ground and bury you.
In the chaos, somebody drops a Red Button into your grave with you and the last shovel of dirt puts enough weight on the button to compress it. It is pushed.

Offline Indreams

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #140 on: December 22, 2014, 12:15:01 am »
Again, thx,


I am now an undead unicorn who can't play GOIO because I have undead hooves and computer problems.

InRage, (get it? cose I'm InDreams) I stomp on the Red Button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #141 on: December 23, 2014, 07:53:56 pm »
A zombie hunter comes along and blasts your horn off, before blaring "I'm Too Sexy For My Munker" from his boombox.

*pushes button*

Offline Gyro Skyrocket

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #142 on: December 27, 2014, 02:27:41 pm »
Syconawt blows up.

*presses the button*

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #143 on: January 02, 2015, 05:27:20 pm »


Gyro's press has not only blown himself up but also obliterated the world line and set this thread on perpetually repeating the same day where Indreams gets killed indefinitely...

After 8 episodes, Gilder can't stand anymore. Switches on future gadget #8...presses button
« Last Edit: January 02, 2015, 05:29:29 pm by Gilder Unfettered »

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #144 on: January 03, 2015, 04:30:49 pm »
*.raef fo tuo nottub eht sesserp bocaJ*

Future Gadget #8 had been tampered with and so it didn't do exactly as Gilder had intended.
Time was now running backwards.

.sdrawkcab gninnur won saw emiT
.dednetni dah redliG sa yltcaxe od t'ndid ti os dna htiw derepmat neeb dah 8# tegdaG erutuF

*Jacob presses the button out of fear.*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #145 on: January 07, 2015, 03:27:03 pm »
I was going to reply to this yesterday, but I couldn't be made to type things backwards...

so,.. in my apathy, Jacob's press of the red button returns time to normalcy.

In order to preserve this normalcy, hornless undead unicorn Indreams does not press the button. Instead, he goes out in search of a mad scientist who can return him to normal.

Offline Mod Josie

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #146 on: January 08, 2015, 03:16:23 am »
Indreams finds a very wonderful scientist with many amazing tools and miraculous machines. He attempts to negotiate with The Scientist who is very willing to give him the help he needs.

The Scientist assembles her medical team and the apparatus is prepared. Indreams is invited to stand inside a glass chamber while the whole crew don yellow safety specs.
She counts down from seven, turns a key and then pushes a red button on the big console desk she's standing behind.

Offline Gyro Skyrocket

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #147 on: January 14, 2015, 04:02:42 pm »
Indreams is no longer a unicorn. However, the lab blows up.

*presses the button*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #148 on: January 15, 2015, 04:08:22 am »
Indreams awakes inside the glass chamber, perched on a hillside. It is evident that the chamber was also built to be jettisoned as an escape capsule. From over the valley, he can see the smoking remains of the laboratory. Along a nearby path, he can see Gyro laughing with glee at the destruction.
Indreams tries to walk out of the capsule but hits his head on something. It appears as though his horn has remained after the transformation. Deciding that this would only be a plus at parties so long as he wasn't mistaken for a piñata (as some have horns), Indreams shrugs and carefully removes himself from the wreckage.
Gyro, noticing that Indreams is there, turns to him and stretches his arm out towards the destroyed lab - his eyes filled with malicious rapture.

Realising that Gyro was likely responsible for the carnage, Indreams decides he'll test out his new appendage by spearing it into Gyro's fragile guts. Sadly, at the last moment of Indreams' charging headbutt - Gyro pulls out a portable Red Button and thrusts it in Indreams' direction.

Indreams' horn collides with the outstretched button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #149 on: January 15, 2015, 09:50:45 am »
Magic. Glittery Magic.

Indreams is now Soraka.
Indreams fires banana at Gyro.

"Yes, that was a banana. *giggles* No-one expects the banana!"

But being Raka, Indreams can't do anything but heal.

*Ping* Indreams(Soraka) is asking for assistance


Button is not pressed.