END OF TURN 20 (funking finally)
Cheesy Crackers:You use the culture that both walls have been producing to double the amount of wall minions you have. Success! Kind of. These wall minions don't have arms or legs. (41 wall minions are now in your stuff). The Wall can't attack you because you're behind the Llaw.
Stuff: Smart moving wall minions (x41), wall minions (x41).
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 63/99
Coldcurse:You set the ship to go full reverse so the harpoons deal even more damage. You also yell at redria, asking her to sing. She stays completely quiet, though. You then proceed to grab a potato and throw it at the Wall. The potato decides to commit seppuku mid-air and dies before hitting it. The Wall throws a bunch of rocks at you for being so mean to the potato.
Stuff: Baby sign (98 HP).
Damage dealt: 2140 (140, 1160, 380, 200, 260 from harpoons).
Damage taken: 5
HP: 73/100
macmacnick:You start recollecting the bricks that the Wall has been throwing at you and your friends and you use them to build a shelter near it. (The shelter will be ready for use in turn 23). The Wall throws a brick at you to help with your cause, but your armor takes all the damage.
Ongoing action: Building a shelter.
Stuff: Robot.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 65/100
Misc.: Armor.
Jawjee:You go back into your ice fortress (+5 HP) to work on some more resistant armor for your Husky Titans, which is also solid enough to deal more damage to the Wall. (The armor will be ready for use in turn 22). Unfortunately, the exact numbers are on a plain text document in the GM's computer. The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the ice fortress.
Ongoing action: Making armor.
Peeps: Armoured Husky Titans (100 HP).
Stuff: Ice crystal sword.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 95/100
Keon:Before you go any further, the GM would like to remind you that the KillStealer is in your inventory, but not working yet. You have to place it down somewhere! You pick up the brick that the Wall threw at you a few turns back and return it. It's a very good hit, right on the center of the red circle! The Wall throws a brick at you because that's just what it does.
Stuff: KillStealer.
Damage dealt: 170
Damage taken: 9
HP: 54/100
BdrLineAzn:You take out your super real cool awesome beautiful peashooter once more and shot at the Wall. Your shot is accurate enough to deal a lot of damage to it! The Wall doesn't seem to think your peashooter is that super real cool awesome beautiful and throws a rock at you, which hits you right on the head.
Stuff: Super real cool awesome beautiful peashooter.
Damage dealt: 1080
Damage taken: 10
HP: 59/100
Piemanlives:You finish making the tunnel machine and it is now ready to be used. (The tunnel machine is now in your stuff). You can put it down outside and start making tunnels! The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the laboratory.
Stuff: Tunnel machine.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 74/100
Gryphos Felldawning:You finally finish building Grond! It looks scary and awesome. (Grond is now in your stuff). You will have to bring it back to the Wall in order to deal damage. The Wall can't attack you because you're so far away.
Stuff: Grond.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 45/100
Other Damage:1110 from Firing Range (740 from catapult, 185 from cannon, 185 from wrecking ball).
1600 from Robot (800 to max HP)
2832 from Bomb Factory (333 from bomb factory, 483 from bombs in the catapult, 783 from bombs in the cannon, 1233 from bombs in the mine-launcher).
1830 from Impact-mine Mine-launcher.
264 from Ivy.
639 from Mold.
The laboratory:Speeds up the creation of new weapons and gadgets and other sci-fi goodies.
You can upgrade weapons here for extra damage.
Has a really sweet bathroom (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The fort numero uno:Gives +15 defense to anyone staying inside of it.
Holds up to 3 people.
Status: Finished.
The catapult:First siege unit of the game.
Effective attacking cities.
Can be used by many people in one turn (only one shot for each person).
Status: Finished.
The Llaw:+1 Culture output for every Wall.
-5% Accuracy for everyone directly attacking the Wall.
Allows research to commence on upgrading the Wall's arsenal.
Deals damage to the Wall for every construction turn.
Status: Finished.
Inside: CheesyCrackers.
The other Wall:Defense bonus to anyone behind it.
Allows to use long range weapons without losing cover.
Holds up to 6 people.
Producing: +1 Culture.
Status: Finished.
High energy kinetic rail-cannons:
Deal damage to the Wall... I don't really know what kind.
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Status: Finished.
Bomb factory:Produces bombs that get thrown at the Wall automatically every turn.
Has expansions for other existing weapons.
Status: Finished.
The hospital:Helps recover more HP each turn to anyone inside it.
Has a really good cafeteria (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The wrecking ball:She came in like a wrecking ball.
She never hit so hard in love.
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Status: Finished.
The firing range:Shoots every long range weapon placed inside of it.
Holds up to 5 weapons.
Status: Finished.
Inside: The catapult, the wrecking ball, the high energy kinetic rail-cannons.
Impact-mine mine-launcher:Throws impact-mines at the Wall automatically.
Is a cake related thing.
Status: Finished.
Ice fortress:Heals Jawjee, Coldcurse and the Husky Titans when they're inside.
Deals damage to anyone else inside it.
Has a workbench to make weapons.
Status: Finished.
Inside: Jawjee.
The shelter:Gives cover to everyone inside it.
Holds up to 5 people.
Is the closest building to the Wall.
Status: Under construction until turn 23.
The Wall:HP: 882505/997300
Status: A little sleepy.
Producing: +1 Culture
Perks: Incendiary Pebbles II
AAAND now it's turn 21, hooray! I'm sorry for all the delays, I've been forgetting to do this because I have new friends who actually like playing gaems with me :3 (Except for Lockheart, he never plays :c) xD But nighttime should be good bc timezones they're all sleeping or working lol you crazy european people, so yeah here you go
