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Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« on: January 19, 2014, 05:32:42 am »
Here is where we dispose and catalogue our stereotypes. It is a horrid place, and as such, I thought Comic Sans MS Pink conveys the message of horror the most effectively.
(the more offensive the better to dispose of.)
Let's Begin.He who Squid rams a Galleon usually has a death wish or is trying to total it Kamikaze style, or has no piloting talent. Usually fulfills the american stereotype of an asian driver.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2014, 08:09:14 am »
I can't really think of any stereotypes off the top of my head right now so take this image instead!

« Last Edit: January 19, 2014, 08:11:04 am by Cheesy Crackers »

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2014, 11:51:06 am »
Any captain who carries Moonshine "for the ship" probably drinks it too. A lot.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2014, 09:27:50 pm »
Mobulas remind me of stuck-up hipsters.

'Oh, a balloon on the bottom? Yea, I'm the special snowflake of the GoI ships. What's that? Glass cannon?
All the add-in ships are glass cannons, haven't you heard?
Probably never heard of a ship with 5 guns in one direction before, have you? Don't worry, most people haven't.'

And it thinks it's so fancy with it's pointy railings and hidden components.

Bah. Thing turns like a bar of soap.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 03:00:48 am »
All pilots who use only minelaunchers on a mobula are insane.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2014, 11:41:55 am »
Any one who puts together a Guns of Icarus Cosplay outfit has way too much time and money for their own good. When you are walking around in public with that ridiculous getup, how many people are going to "get" that the scarf makes you a pilot?

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2014, 04:48:01 am »
Any one who puts together a Guns of Icarus Cosplay outfit has way too much time and money for their own good. When you are walking around in public with that ridiculous getup, how many people are going to "get" that the scarf makes you a pilot?
Everybody who is cosplaying a pilot of guns of icarus is an Hamsterfoursterian.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2014, 11:37:40 am »
Chauron and Shukketsushi were doing the cosplay thing long before I was. While making fun of a marine and his wife's hobby is an incredibly stupid thing to do, I hope they will forgive me since the jab was aimed mostly at my self.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2014, 02:46:35 am »
Everyone who ask for forgiveness, have made mistakes before.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2014, 12:54:08 am »
Pyramericans ram ram ram and kill kill kill

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2014, 02:53:14 am »
Damn junker terrorists.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2014, 03:17:59 pm »
Spire more like sniping tower

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2014, 03:20:57 am »
Spire more like sniping tower
Squid more like Food for Guns.

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2014, 11:34:32 am »
Spire more like sniping tower
Squid more like Food for Guns.
Galleon more like city with walls and a garrison

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Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2014, 02:23:36 pm »
Squid pilots are the type of people that bring a knife to a gun fight. Some of them are the type of people who bring a knife to a gun fight and win. The rest are the type of people who think they can bring a knife to a gunfight and win.